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Why you no try ur luck with canada

E be lik say uk just dey accept anybody for masters

And hope u knw say if u no use first class comot u fucccck up.... Cos all man dey get first class for uk even if na nuclear physics dem study

Nairaland never ceases to amuse me

Are you ppl sure that list is complete

Everytime in ma office am drinking coke

Different gals will have effrontery and tell me hmm Jesse.... All this sugar sugar.... U wil not perform oh


Update that list

Before Bubu the nnama govt
That chain was worth say 9 million naira
What am i saying 7 million


Thanks bubu the nnama

Afonja as usual

Na him pikin sha


Poverrty... Toutish mentality

See most sophriticated tribe from south west

searchiing4love:
The useless gold diggers are good at spending men's money but have nothing to offer in return than open their smelly pusssies. I pity the unfortunate men that will marry these ones as wife. I rather travel to the Arctic to search for a woman than marry a Nigerian girl. Nigerian girls are mostly hungry in nature. No brain, no sense. All they do is jump from dick to dick all for material gains. Useless never do wells



#Team foreign girls

Evrywer men...gals the same

But i found out dat nigerian gals change when they start working

Suddenly they become independent ladies.... Like wat can ur money do for me

Summary nigerian gals improve when they earn their money

Buhari wat is even taking ur priority cos I aint seeing shit

You made a promise to allah to run this country to the ground and am clearly seeing it

Na your money ehn lap dog

Where in nigeria has money gone up the drain

Is it katsina abi kano

They may have infrastructure but still no sense

Happy to kill for allah

Abeg evrywer in 9ja no wer has any money been spent well

In the end it is u politicians that always end up winners

See how 5 mins anger landed. Him 40 years in jail

Dose gay you could not stand in the free world

Ul receive in jail

So na this guy dey fucccck this sweet fin
He so lucky
Am so jealous

She ur babe

Ur then lured her

Took her to bush and killed her

This is supernatural to me

Freeze not cool

Dahs anoda man wife.... Even if she was ur ex

You neva supposed to say miss ma old friends

You can say good ol days bla bla

But wat do u want her to do...... Reenact dat pose or wat

Touch npt my fulani herdsmen
And do boko haram no harm
But obliterate militants using latest fighter jets and drones



See bubu
See buwalahari
First stroke most catch u buhari
Then blindness
You cant die a normal death
Evil president
And all you who feel i shld nt make this remark
Under one year count how many ppl have either died by suicide
Or died in hands of hausa
Redemmed pastor wife
Woman in kano
Youth in zamfara
Lubbish evil pharoah buhari...... Spits

Buhari killing businesses since 1985

The yellowness of some people ehn



Even oyibo go doubt say dem be oyibo near them

Uncle ngwa zitee m ego sharp sharp

Dollar a riala

Oh nogbua kaa ego gi ga enwe isi

Kaa m ji ya choo kemi....gbemi.... Lola....folake hehe

am i the only one seeing the shade here

If you can afford it oh ma goodness


A whole country cannot afford aircraft



Also this buhari is a cow oh..... Nnama


So u wanna buy plane to bomb 9ja delta militant

But use wat on boko haram that is 3rd worst terrorists in d world

40 adds up


Yvonne jegede wil now say she is 26

Uche ogbodo wil claim 27

Chika ike wil say 25.... Cos she started acting 14 years mtschew

Dat gospel singer frm warri turn nollywood will claim 28

Infact ppl never change dis fact av found

Only patience ozokwor dat change stick to her change




Charly boy
Lynx
Terry G
Denrele
Who again change
Eucharia (this one can neva stop painting)

Birthday she will open her mouth n say she is 26



Wen i young yvonne u dey act film oh


Lets wait n see age she will say


Between dahs a body worth my attention

Una don stop to dey show deir prick

U ppl r improving with human rights



Dis useless boko haram for get uniform sef

Always wearin kaftan...... Hw will one knw dat der are not killed civilians with guns placed on them

This is nigeria anyfin possible

Big belle nko
Who be dis daniella okeke we dey hear hup hand down

BBC get ur facts right
You canmot be in UK and say u knw wahs happening here


























I do not like that......
Acting like you ppl knw all
For your info
Politics and entertainment business are not suffering hehe

What is even the name of her ailment


Men nigeria is just a cold cold place

Temperature s of 32 degree celsius but colder than antartica

The next person dat comes to buy bag of rice from her

After you pay u go siddon for 30 mins hehe....

Her pikin go put the money for bank.... Collect slip b4 u go hehe

So hausa ppl follow celebrity sef smh
Behaving as if dey liberals n ish


But damn wat kinda bleaching is dat...... Ma goodness i
Is it til he become albino

Afonjas always setting the bar..... Highest no of shemales
Highest no of cross dressers
Highest no of successful muscular gay men
Really oduduwa ppl are a proud race
Harbingers of change and innovation
Opening the eyes of nigeria to new new things
Hehe

Gals friendzoning is the lad shagging d gal but never wanting to be seen with her in public....never getting her gifts..... Neva admiring her.... Never giving a hoot who she is flaunting on social media..... Neva calling or texting her unless she starts convo


So yea guy sees her as a friend wit benefit nuffin more


But stil no comparism d friendzone gals place lads
Its da worst.... Causes highest heartbreak

We need suicide among the north more.... They are the ones dat said do or die bubu must enter power

What is nigeria turning to

3 square meal is now
Garri and ogbono or okro mornin

Garri and groundnut afternoon

Garro and soup again night

Wat is so damn difficult to fix in this economy and u guys stil loot

I liked wen there was lootin but economy was stable

Dan now dey claim no looting. (even though the looting no get part 2) and d economy in shatters

Hehe

Ndi hausa.... I heard dat in mosque wen u bend and ur behind set dey hit u frm behind hehe

Hausa n gay lik 5 and 6.... Like bread n butter.... Like mac and cheese.... Like peaches and cream


Hehe mods no ban me abeg hehe

But dem and gay are like bear and honey..... Like eba and soup..... Like beans and plantain

Like akara and yam hehe

See as dis big boys choose not to pay

But first bank is over my head cos of chicken change i owe.... Heapin interest upon interest

Just cos i worked for them and quit to go into celebrity business

Me sef i no go pay deir father.... Call amcon hehe

Sha wen i get money i go pay oh firstbank

But if una one claim d money sharp sharp i have one toyota corolla 96 model..... Collect and sell get una money

You no see ibo boy marry shey


Wey u fo propose to me full blooded nwanna

Wen he do u anyhow now ul start saying blah blah

Those him boys wey u see so fit be big boys sef oh

Nackin konkon but cud be big boys

Ooni wif swag

Let me sheath ma sword today if not AFON...