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Crime › Re: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by Jacko1(m): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2016
If he stole cultist girlfriend dem for just slap am

If he wore colour... Dem fo naked am


He was killed cos his hand stain

Rival cult hit him wen he was most vulerable

Even me go fil say during nysc pickup il be safe

So he stroll alone

Live by the gun die by gun
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by Jacko1(m): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2016
Everything he said is on point

Very visionary from him

But stil swear for the generation of the ppl wey kill dat pastor wife
Politics › Re: 7 Ministers Buhari May Sack Soon by Jacko1(m): 8:13pm On Aug 02, 2016
How you knw


You dey him mind


Buhari shld sack minister of petroleum

And also sack the gcfr.... Or commander in chief any1 of those 3

Then i knw ne is serius
Foreign Affairs › Re: Brenda Biya Living In $26,000 Monthly Mansion In Los Angeles - Cameroon Journal by Jacko1(m): 7:58pm On Aug 02, 2016
Corruption is not a nigerian thing

It is an african thing


If your father was like a great billionaire in his own right I for understand it

Bit using taxpayers money while yoir women die nyhoe during childbirth

Ok let is leav that aside first


All those money you throwing away cant u use it and start up one franchise in USA


U just dashing USA money..... The way we africans think ehn

No wonder we so backward
Literature › Re: Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Review By A Ten Year Old by Jacko1(m): 1:29pm On Aug 02, 2016
Harry potter being best selling book of all time is no fluke

I love harry potter like madt


Sha il wait for free pdf to come out as a typical 9ja boy hehe
Politics › Re: Imo Introduces “Back To Land For Agriculture", Workers To Work For 3 Days by Jacko1(m): 1:20pm On Aug 02, 2016
How the hell did ApC still win senator elections for imo north
Abeg
Abeg
Abeg
All this wallowing dey turn ma belle
Chop una cake and have it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Dances And Twerks at the Lollapalooza Concert (Video And Pics) by Jacko1(m): 12:56pm On Aug 02, 2016
Wonder of secret service will follow her around wen she is going to chop kpekus in her boyfriend house

Secret service: Maam you go in there and do what you have to

Malia: awkward... Ok ur chooce since u wanna stand out the door

Ss: just making sure maam dat nothin oda than sex goes on on there

Ss: Sparrow has left the nest and is in the wild..... I repeat sparrow has left the nest and is in the wild mission control over.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by Jacko1(m): 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2016
One day

I will do extensive research on this child molesters

Create a video.... Mashing up images and timelines


From wen that paedophile in zamfara marry 8 year old girl

To wen our national assembly chose not to argue in favor of criminalising child molestation

To all dese stories about child molesters who police never jail

To all these suspects who have their identity protected.

I will mash it together in a video and posst it o youtube


So the world can see wat is really goin on in this backward country and. Embarass us for it

Al jazeera and Cnn will come down and ask questions and do a story on it


Then our national assembly will pass a bill

Becaise som1 needs to do something..... If not this disease will keep spreading among all these oir illiterate men
Crime › Re: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by Jacko1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 02, 2016
If it is confamed he is a rapist


Why do u cover his face


It shows that our country encourages child rape

Also all these news wat will be the end of it.... Wen these men stay cell for lik 2 months and den case is dropped on various grounds. They work the street free men



Solution is simple then..... I dont give a hoot about these child molesters.... Its them and victim business since our country headed by hausa...fulani... Kings of child molesting will neva agree to support a bill criminalising such evil act


Ma prayer is God will neva allow any little gal i know see such


Carry una nosense child molest story dey go jor

Messed up country
Phones › Re: Easiest Way To Download Youtube Videos On Your Phone by Jacko1(m): 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2016
I tried it and it gave me malicious websitr


Why now..... Ma phone nearly crash
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Buhari In Military Attire by Jacko1(m): 10:35pm On Aug 01, 2016
O nali cute



O yi dullard


If i catch buhari one on one all dis economic frustration i go beat am til the second ear deaf nonsense president
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Multi-million Naira Jewelries by Jacko1(m): 10:33pm On Aug 01, 2016
these guys are selfish.....

Very greedy



It disgusts me

































They customise evrything with their names
Now how person one take thief am..... Sell am again




Thats y am very angry hehe grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The ‘change’ We Promised Nigerians Is Now Manifesting Around Us – Lai Mohammed by Jacko1(m): 10:24pm On Aug 01, 2016
Hif hi slap you hen lai mohamed

Which change are we seeing

Oluku change..... Oh change ganihu or change ga nazu
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Ambassador Of Nature Essence USA (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 4:15pm On Aug 01, 2016
You born 1 pikin see as u fat


If you born 3 nko


Sha wahs ma business.... Na so d husband like am
Family › Re: Aisha Abdur-Rahman Is Looking For A Co-Wife For Her Husband (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2016
The only thing I like aboit muslims be say you fit get 4 wives uh lala

4 biatches.... Legalised cheating and infidelity
Events › Re: David Ukre Weds Eric Shoen In New York (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 4:10pm On Aug 01, 2016
Who is the husband
Who is the wife


Omo mehn..... Its nt new thing sha


Now to state a point..... As den marry who died
Did nigeria economy become beta
Did the world stop turnin
Did it affect your appetite

No

My point is that why western world is civilized is that
People mind their DAMN FUCKING BUSINESS

9ja we all up in oda ppl business..... Carryin anoda person matter for our head

D one we suppos carry like hold our leaders accountable no consign us

The hypocrisy level in 9ja is disgusting

Wen we travel abroad we suddenly become liberals

True conservatives like us anywer we go.... Conservative thinkin full our mind.... Yet we still mind OUR DAMN BUSINESS
Career › Re: Rosemary Amposah, A Female Welder, Tells Her Story by Jacko1(m): 4:03pm On Aug 01, 2016
Nigérian gals only sabi makeup
Hairdressing
Catering
Selling boutique


See handwork from a ghana abi na cameroon gal


Learn learn..... Women can do anythin dese days


Women are doing navy seals if you dont knw


9ja gals just want men to do everything and dey chop money
Properties › Re: Economic Downturn: Vacancies In Lekki, VI, Ikoyi Properties Rise 72% In 18 Month by Jacko1(m): 1:41pm On Aug 01, 2016
Goke7:
Nigeria is a very funny country, in times like these prices of items should be coming down but no not in my dear country Nigeria, we are so greedy not to recognize reducing purchasing power.

Most items n Nigeria are way over priced, but instead of businesses to use their common sense, they prefer to wallow in their foolishness and blame Govt in return. I know most folks are just waiting for prices to tumble before buying properties as it has been predicted since last year that real estate prices will crash but the Nigerian jazz no dey send basic economic principles. Nonsense
Economics is economics
You can only pretend but it is economics
Look at russia.... North korea.... They shored up their currency saying its gud.... Bug for how long
Dose houses wik crash down like fast
Go watch the big short ul understand say dem go crash at this current rate
This is wat happened in big short..... Banks wer doin manipulation till they cud not anymor


Those properties wil fall because.... Oil companies they sack anyhow
Sacked workers will look to cash out right.... Put huge price no one buys..... Frustrated man will reduce asking pricd hugely..... Ppl wil hear it was snapped up and den oda properties will reduce asking price



Or all those choice propeties listed 250 million for justv4 bedroom oh..... Will see interest has waned..... As ppl save more in this trying times instead of invest. Dey will have to cut their losses by slashing theor prices. Once it starts at lekki all oda places in lagos will do same
Property boom period has gone..... Na only politicians and celebrifies get money to throw way these days
Properties › Re: Economic Downturn: Vacancies In Lekki, VI, Ikoyi Properties Rise 72% In 18 Month by Jacko1(m): 1:32pm On Aug 01, 2016
Buhari dey read all this things at all

Am very sure as typical aboki him be..... Na bbc africa him dey listen to..... Half of the day

Den watch kannywood


Bastard president
Crime › Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by Jacko1(m): 1:28pm On Aug 01, 2016
menix:
I am very sure Lie Mohammed has an account with FCMB

This bank can lie for Africa oooo...

It's only someone who knows nothing about retail banking that will believe this lie..

Sure if the man was not under pressure to meet target he would ve packaged that loan with due diligence and avoided committing suicide when he could not take the heat...




My friend with Access bank was made to pay for the loan he packaged without due diligence, then wonder what he would ve done if it's up to 350 million....
Maybe the amount ur friend paid in access bank less than a million

Cos wen its big lik this recovery unit handles it

Retail no funny oh walai......even loans wey Credit Analysis approve stil dey go bad..... Nigerian big men dont giv a hoot about consequence once they have politician backing

Go repossess their property make i hear.... Some ppl so mighty only amcon have guts to threaten them

My useless bank firstbank sha..... Will neva allow loan of 10 million be handled at BU level..... If the collateral no already dey deir hand.

Sorry again for ur friend wey payback..... Am sure the amount was not so big..... If it was dayum
Crime › Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by Jacko1(m): 1:19pm On Aug 01, 2016
Nigeria has a very lax system that is why loans go bad

Banks measures put in place go even fear hsbc.... Citibank..... Barclays..... Stil loans go bad

Dats why hsbc hav no footprint here but ars in soufh africa


Big men absconding with loans living lavishly and damning consequences of not paying is very counterpriductive

Na small person loan banks go dey shi onwu on top

Also a stupid practice is tying a loan to an RM.... Make it his portfolio not tying it to him saying everything about that loan is on you. That is stupid to me. Has many disadvantages and only advantage that said RM monitors the loan


Now fcmb denying..... Sha sorry Oga

Me i know they would just have sack you nothing more

You no commit fraud.... So nothing lik jail for you

Many bank managers have bad loans in billions

Dey neva killed demself.... Just 350 million u blow ur brains

Enjoy ur hell fire
Pets › Re: A Very Big Tortoise Found And Slaughtered In My Neighbourhood. [PHOTOS] by Jacko1(m): 3:31pm On Jul 31, 2016
tolugar:
If only you guys knows how many years it took it to grow that big....

It's definitely older than all of ya


This is wickedness
Na true dat tortoise is probably 50 years old


If we kill animals like dis..... Why cant we do jungle justice anyhow

Snake i support

But dolphin.... Tortoise.... Whale.... Seals...... Come on na evryting una dey chop
Celebrities › Re: Stanlee Ohikhuare That 'Burnt Ani Iyoho On Set' Explains Why He Fooled The World by Jacko1(m): 3:27pm On Jul 31, 2016
Wetin una do no good oh..... E no good at all

I come say una kill young man


Chai i was deceived absolutely


You over tried guys
Business › Re: How Can We Save Nigeria Economy From Further Recession? by Jacko1(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2016
[quote author=EscapadeNg post=48012548]Nigerians are known to be very intelligent in all spheres of life through-out the world but yet our country surfers in the midst of plenty. Despite
the abundant human and non-human resources available. We all have cried out to President Buhari to at least provide a policy document on how to improve the economy but to my knowledge have not heard of a specific road map outlined by our President in terms of Economic Policy. Although, I completely agree that Nigerians are good at policy formulation but we fail at implementation stage. Hence, President Buhari need not to worry about formulating a new economic policy, all we need to do is to go back to past economic policies formulated. Particularly, to the NEEDs Strategy formulated during the regime of Olusegun Obasanjo and I believe the policy will align to the promises made by the APC political party during the last general elections.

Nigerians, let speak out our minds on this issue.[/quote



Westerners ehnnn....... U dont need to fart before ypur tribalism reeks

You skip jonathan
Skip yaradua

Straight to Obasanjo
Wat did Obasanjo do for nigeria abeg
Better dont call gsm..... That was bound to happen.... Just lik saying jonathan brought cheap data plans
Wat did obasanjo do abeg

As long as tribalism lik dis continue subtly abi openly......
Make we see as the one ppl go happen
Celebrities › Re: Bidemi Kosoko To Toyin: Let Them Say Whatever They Like, All You Did Was To Help by Jacko1(m): 2:30pm On Jul 31, 2016
I pity the next person that comes out with any sickness

Mayowa the greed of ur family has dashed hopes of ppl

Hop ur happy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Won't Seek Vengeance Against Killers Of Abuja Preacher- Adeboye by Jacko1(m): 11:10am On Jul 31, 2016
graphiti:
U guys have bastardize d word 'coward/cowardice'. Most times u confuse 'stupidity/rashness' with 'bravery'.

The other 'brave' fellow dt led close to 2 million souls to their grave in 1967-70 ended up scampering to safety in Ivory Coast like a thief in d night after d 'IGG' - so much for 'bravery' (sic).


Moreover, if we 'fight 4 our god' like d 'other religion' does, what makes us different from d terrorists causing destruction worldwide all in d name of 'fighting 4 God'?
You dont even know if he is ibo

You call a whole ibo hero names..
...

Ok name calling time


D bastard AWOLOWO..... Father and maker of touts
Most two mouthed nigga ever produced
Servant of his fulani masters
Inventor of dirtiness
Premier of stupid race

Lubbish..... Add a bit of Samuel crowther and Abraham Adesanya id you wish


Ewu like you
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Won't Seek Vengeance Against Killers Of Abuja Preacher- Adeboye by Jacko1(m): 11:05am On Jul 31, 2016
Ohhhhhhhhhhh




But if person thief offering from camp..... Generational curse go follow am


Daddy curse all their génération oh...... Curse them I take God beg you


Is money now more important
Health › Re: Photos From Kwata Abattoir, Anambra. How Much Do We Know About The Meat We Eat ? by Jacko1(m): 10:48pm On Jul 30, 2016
Chukwu

See sickness chai wetin
Politics › Re: Charles Okah, Kanu May Be Freed As MEND, FG Strike Deal To End N-delta Crisis by Jacko1(m): 7:09pm On Jul 30, 2016
I no trust buhari



They will cook up charges and pick them up again
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot S X521 Quick Unboxing & First Impression by Jacko1(m): 7:06pm On Jul 30, 2016
Wahs d ppi
Travel › Re: Two Nigerian Kids Crying After Losing Mum At Sea On Their Way To Europe by Jacko1(m): 7:04pm On Jul 30, 2016
Me il follow ma mum jump inside

See risk ppl take
Crime › Re: Osmane, Ejike And Titus-Igweh Before They Were Executed In Indonesia (Photo) by Jacko1(m): 1:12pm On Jul 30, 2016
E don do now

Dem don kill dem

How many threads on this drug issue

And lala is happily pushing it to front page

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