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Crime › Re: Elderly Man Molesting A Girl In A Bush Caught - Photos by Jacko1(m): 5:21am On Sep 20, 2016
I know that region very well
The topography
The soil
The vegetation
Its southwest
Nice one from dem

Op u geh sense shey.... Y u no post the state wey e happen
Only one tribe is capable of pulling this off
Great awolowo tribe
Celebrities › Re: Simi Cuddles Falz In New Photo by Jacko1(m): 1:47am On Sep 20, 2016
Falz tha bad guy
Kwantinu to car wash
No aeroplane wash sef

Men r lickin her and she is blushing
You save her frm kidnappers
You carry her free fo car
You collect hinsult frm d mama

Infact kwantinu deathstar washing
Politics › Re: "Aisha Buhari Wearing N8m Chopard Diamond Wristwatch" - TheSignal Says by Jacko1(m): 7:37pm On Sep 19, 2016
She get sense

First look you will easily ignore the watch as beeing ordinary

Omo but if not for this expose.... Who fo believe

Kwantinu

Wife of everybody and no one
Politics › Re: Buhari And Wife In US With 108-Man Delegation Despite Recession by Jacko1(m): 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2016
Which day Osinbanjo go travel outside sef

If buhari hear say comon antartica e dey happen.... Pium he is der

Buhari e no gud oh..... Allow osinbanjo travel outside even if na cameroon
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by Jacko1(m): 4:38pm On Sep 19, 2016
Aunty linda

I want to leav dis goddamn country n study abroad for 3 years

Sponsor me.... Walai before i go..... We go marry hehe

Il giv u belle sharp sharp

Il study for 3 years come back wen buhari lose 2019

Aunty Linda na husband i be oh.... Reason ma proposal
Health › Re: Doctor Uchenna Nwosu's Hot Body (photos) by Jacko1(m): 1:22pm On Sep 19, 2016
Nigha probably gay
Jus saying
Politics › Re: Mamman Daura Plagiarized Obama's Speech For Buhari - Sahara Reporters by Jacko1(m): 4:52pm On Sep 18, 2016
enchantedone:
there is nothing bad in using someone else's ideas or quotes in ur speech but it is important for u to acknowledge d person. after all that is what we learnt in skul. also d initiators of not in my country should be settled.
Eyah so ur school encourages plaigiarism....smh
Also how does this sound..... Like obama said bla bla bla
Stop being a zombie.... See things for what they are
Politics › Re: Mamman Daura Plagiarized Obama's Speech For Buhari - Sahara Reporters by Jacko1(m): 4:51pm On Sep 18, 2016
Buhari is the newwest fool in town


I mean.... His comedy make sense pass akpororo sef

Seems il start going to all his functions just to lmao
Health › Re: Man Abandoned Wife In Hospital Over Inability To Pay N520,000 Hospital Bill by Jacko1(m): 4:45pm On Sep 18, 2016
7 for jonathan regime be lik ssay you get 8 pikin

7 in this buhari regime na die.... That one be lik say u get full football team
Politics › Re: "On My Way To Surrender My Arms To Okorocha In Owerri" - Man (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 4:42pm On Sep 18, 2016
I saw this post like 4 days ago

If i knw say na thia kain thing dey carry person go front page.... I for dey post am na sad
Celebrities › Re: Davido Signs Dammy Krane To His Record Label [PICS] by Jacko1(m): 2:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
Matter of fact think about it

Dammy krane is very smart with this move

Davido will spend more on him than 2face eva would

Dammy knows davido is a cashcow

Nigga tryna get paid

He will get free jewelry

Free trips to the Usa

Free booze in clubs


Comon dammy d winner here.... Cos it will take at least a year b4 davido pressure him on single

And he going in as his biggest artiste jus like dat
Celebrities › Re: Omowunmi Akinnifesi's Car Broken By Vandals (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 2:32pm On Sep 18, 2016
Car make
Car make
Car make
Car make





Am dying to know the car make
Phones › Re: Apple Fans React After Finally Getting Their Hands On Iphone7 by Jacko1(m): 2:29pm On Sep 18, 2016
Phone freaks
Its cos of ppl lik dem we have london used abi na belgium
Continue buying abeg... If nt how we go take see iphone 6 hehe
Career › Re: Retrenchment: FG Commences Negotiations With Financial Unions by Jacko1(m): 6:56pm On Sep 17, 2016
bankers go befin thief money hanyhow

Beside bankin needs to restrategize

During our jonathan boom period banks employed evry1

I mean evry1 includin me wey study chemical engr

Did i knw anyfin bout bankin Bleep no... Til now what is futures.... Derivatives ..... Credit bla bla

Nigerian banks do not need more than 20 ppl per branch.... Anyfin more than that they throwing money
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Stars Party Hard In Toronto (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 6:45pm On Sep 17, 2016
Where blessing irabor the barber wey dey do all the publicity for such shows

Barber wey dey pull strings
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's 2nd Son Rocks Out In New Lovely Effizzy Dress (photo) by Jacko1(m): 6:37pm On Sep 17, 2016
Hell no.... Kid dont look like wizzy

Let her go on that game show u aint d daddy

Ul see wizkid break dance
Phones › Re: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by Jacko1(m): 7:49pm On Sep 16, 2016
There is a downside to incognito browsing
Infact downside is more to me

Som1 like me dat has username and password to some sites where i cant remember my password
What will happen if not for google chrome always saving ma password

Solution....
Never save your card info on google chrome
Stop. Going to porn sites or dedicate one browser solely for porn sites
Only insecure ppl with somein to hide will do incognito browsing
Wat is even d ish wif porn sites.... We adults fo cryin out loud
Nigeria somtimes
Politics › Re: Expect Serious Famine In Nigeria, UN Warns by Jacko1(m): 7:11pm On Sep 16, 2016
God forbid
Expect serious famine in UN
Which nation is dat sef
See this evil ppl sha
Politics › Re: Buhari Accused Of Plagiarising Obama’s Speech by Jacko1(m): 7:07pm On Sep 16, 2016
Chai wich kain president be this nitori Olorun

Which kain nnama be dis

The big grammar sef no twist him tongue

Lef us ve fatriotic and porget zhe fettiness...m


Chai.... Buhari... Buhari.... Jus die abeg
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Exposes Cleavage In Cape Town, Fans Blast Her by Jacko1(m): 7:03pm On Sep 16, 2016
Was she not wearing worse than this when she was married

We too complain for 9ja

Tiwa cut ur head n give to us so we will let u rest

Abeggi


In between.... I need hit tiwa up.... The mood she is.... I fit collect even first base
Celebrities › Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by Jacko1(m): 7:00pm On Sep 16, 2016
He heard he got chlymdia... Hiv n oda stuff frm u.... Took his life.....


Sha rip to the man
Career › Re: See How We Were Stylishly Laid Off Due To The Ongoing Recession by Jacko1(m): 2:50pm On Sep 16, 2016
If say firstbank do me this one say sorry you need to write test to keep ur job
I fo draw onasanya fat head
Otudeko
Chai dat oda nigbati guy dat his name start with F and submit to them saying
I dont giv a Bleep bout ur job.... Sack me please

Ba now i no for dey owe dem money wey dey accumulate interest
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ambode, Obaseki Visit Tinubu & Wife In His Bourdillon Mansion - Pics by Jacko1(m): 2:45pm On Sep 16, 2016
ok ok seriusly
Why shld a number 2 citizen be paying homage at all
Only in nigeria we see such
He put you in power no doubt
But this picture.... Shows you all his puppets
His house for crying out loud
Why not say a hotel
Am just confused
This is sad
Yorubas will never see anyfin cos hey Yoruba Yoruba all thru
So osinbanjo wil stil be doing this if he wer president


Screw change men
Na 9ja we dey
Crime › Re: Increasing Influx Of Prostitutes Worry Asaba Residents by Jacko1(m): 2:39pm On Sep 16, 2016
Asaba here i come
Nairaland General › Re: 30-Year-Old Terrorist Python Killed In Ilorin (Photos) by Jacko1(m): 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2016
Nigerian pytha
Extinct 2018


Reason: killed because of trying to make nairaland frontpage

Culprit: lalasticlala always promoting dead snakes
Education › Re: UNILORIN Speaks On Student Who Withdrew From School Over Religious Belief by Jacko1(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2016
Stupid move
Very stupid
That is a felony young man
Just dat no law in nigeria
No court outside will ever pardon u for knowingly admitting to felony


Just hope u r not blacklisted and unable to gain admission anywer
Career › Re: Unity Bank Sacks 241 Staff Amidst The Current Economic Hardship. by Jacko1(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2016
So that means if that useless firstbank had sacked me.... I wont be owing dem 88k

If say i knw e for be lik dis i fo stil dey firstbank
Then come to work 3 times a week
Make i hear say ma name no dey among first ppl dem go sack
Now am owing 88k that had been accumulating interest
Rubbish bastard firstbank
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by Jacko1(m): 7:03pm On Sep 14, 2016
Dont tell me that in thia album we will be hearing songs that came out before he even won headies

If so.... That is a big ripoff
Crime › Re: Jealous Lady Murders Her Ex-Boyfriend's Girlfriend After Threatening To Do So by Jacko1(m): 7:00pm On Sep 14, 2016
Next time anyone say he killin menon twitter am takin it serius
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Capture Buhari In New Video by Jacko1(m): 2:44pm On Sep 14, 2016
Ah boko haram i use God beg una
Capture am.... Abeg capture am
Shey una sef dey feel the recession dat way
Capture am abeg

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