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^^did your boss @ work give you punishment to come NL come post essays as jokes?

SMH

big head:
yep u are jobless ma man

^you certainly need goggles, big head like you.

the OP 'ARareGem' na 65yr old woman she be, no be man.

^Gimme a fucckin pen!

^you need to blind El Guapo first with enough punches. . .he can't bear seeing 'the only cockroach in his cupboard' Yinks cook dat kind delicacy for another man

^small pikin wey no know im mama boyfriend na im dey call am "Sir Sir Sir" *no offence*

Efemena_xy:
_SMF-BREAK_[i]**Pricks her ears attentively. . .**[/i] er - weting be the one thing??

no gossips today, young woman. Check back tomorrow  

ID where you waka go since?? abi farm work nor dey finish for village?? as per the burial ground - na so we see am. besides, without you to inject the much needed life for this thread, what d'you expect??

much needed life? You 'easy-to-laugh' twins that post 'lol' at any comment made by each other, like "Obi is a boy" Lol.

SMH

why is everybody (minus 1) against 'Hell Guapa' these days?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Am doing good in avoiding the duo of U!![/color]

you quoted us and said that you're avoiding us? Boy, you're really a misyarning fake-arse lonely internet-haunted bitching brouhaha of a cow. . .eat me!

Natasha,,:
odiaero, there is time for everything obviously you are not ready for marriage it has nothing to do with fear me thinksyou haven't met the right woman cos when you do you'll be the one begging for marriage, just take your time and don't let this bother you, marriage is not just something you jump into. as for me if I had my may then I would love to get married at 19

**licking my tongue and smiling mischievously** 2011+3=. . .err. .i fit wait? *scratches head*

Nellyon:
You just showed your IGNORANCE. Lesson learnt: dont talk when you dont know wat you are talkin

you must be a good arse-kisser. Boringgg gal

I tire for the guy. Always bothering us with marriages, twin births, triplets, every month his imaginary wife always give birth. Na wa oh

Two white Guys, British an American and a Nigerian Lady were siting together
in a Golden Tulip Bar in Festac, Lagos, waiting to b served. The Barman came to take their orders,
the British Man said "Johnny Walker Single" The American said "Jack Daniels Single"
The Barman finally turns to the Nigerian Lady and asked" and u Madam?" She replied "MONSURATU​ FATIMA MARRIED"

Flags him down
*hey bright, whatsup? Abeg wind down your glass make I ask you sumfin*

@op
some people's joke license needs to be revoked.

SMH

sledge406:
That's gotta hurt, abi?
Why attack ARareGem who laughed and not Sledge who wrote?

i no even bash her sef. make she borrow me mouth laugh, na bad thing?

@sledge
BTW, who told you i can't revoke your joke license? Mama Cray-fish eating boy like u. Mtchew

Seun has to start charging money per post cos some people are just misusing the priviledge. . .

Well, I almost laughed sha

^can you laugh my turn for me?

Mtchew

^^wait. . .you dey fear the guy? Hehehe

err. . .what's the smiley for 'disappointed'?

I almost laughed. . *disappointed*

somebody encourage him pls. >-(

kody-licky:
nice collection
but yinks y d ugly face nah?
or is El not performing

*in bin's voice*
shittz!!

yinkalink:
I don‘t v your time abeg.

me neither. I really don't have time to waist waste. don't you think?

He is a hermaphrodite

Idowuogbo:
^ let me borrow u laugh o hahahahhahahahahahaha

so u stil trying hard to b funny , borriestttttt buoyyyy

Idowuogbo:
^ let me borrow u laugh o hahahahhahahahahahaha

so u stil trying hard to b funny , borriestttttt buoyyyy

when will you stop sp[i]er[/i]ming this thread with negative comments, my sexy undisputed ikebe princess?

@kody, ayodeji & nanidee

boy 1 may be best graduating student with 2:2.

So, why him?

^carry that your frying pan head commot for road jor make I watch NTA news. Mtchew

Idowuogbo:
na wa o dis burial ground still dey ni

you're a ghost then >-(

Mr Hussein is driving his
boys to school, they are to resume as freshers in
the prestigiou s Unilag, , the conversati on
below ensued.
Boy2: Dad, I promise you I will graduate with a
First Class.
Boy1: Dad, I do not promise you a First Class, buh
I promise to be the First in the Class.

Quiz:
Of the two boiz, who do you think has promised
to work harder than the other?

, Logical analysis
PLZ.

Mr Hussein is driving his
boys to school, they are to resume as freshers in
the prestigiou s Unilag, , the conversati on
below ensued.
Boy2: Dad, I promise you I will graduate with a
First Class.
Boy1: Dad, I do not promise you a First Class, buh
I promise to be the First in the Class.

Quiz:
Of the two boiz, who do you think has promised
to work harder than the other?

, Logical analysis
PLZ.

What of Hongkong, Seoul, Tokyo, Pyongyang and Taiwan?

obo_man:
@ Girls, keep hollaring @ your dude,  I'm
trying to go on holiday to Asia (Vietnam,
Kuala Lumpur and maybe Maldives) so a
company should be ideal.
.
.