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 Jokes Etc › The Condom And The Pad by jackpot(op): 4:07pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
A CONDOM told a PAD "f[i]u[/i]ck you, you always stop my business for a week" The PAD replied "Yeah because when you f[i]u[/i]ck up, I lose my job for 9 months"   |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 12:12pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
sexkillz:like I'm single BUT THEN I'm married?   *hey, somebody get me my googles* |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 12:07pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
sexkillz:like I'm single BUT THEN I'm married? *hey, somebody get me my googles* |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Jul 26, 2011 |
Atreides:i noticed you changed your NL location.  Did you see my offlines?  |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 11:41am On Jul 26, 2011 |
But seriously, those of you guys saying you will take the bullet. What if the assasins killed you and came back the next time to shoot her, who kill then take the next bullet? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 11:37am On Jul 26, 2011 |
sexkillz:yep, I've reread it. You made a complete sentence but those 2 bolded phrases contradicted each other. you wanna confuse my aptitude and cognitive domain? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 11:26am On Jul 26, 2011 |
^Err. .you smell Laughing Gas? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2011 |
^^Err. .big sis Muki, which kind of complaints? Like "I'm hungry"? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 9:00am On Jul 26, 2011 |
^Hey, you travelled? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 8:13am On Jul 26, 2011 |
sexkillz:the two bolded statements are contradictory. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 8:08am On Jul 26, 2011 |
I won't like her to take a shot for me & I won't like to be shot either |
| Romance › Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Her by jackpot(f): 8:00am On Jul 26, 2011 |
I would only agree to take that bullet for her(my wife) only if it's in my left hand. Apart from that, shoot her. If she dies, I'll mourn her. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 5:36am On Jul 26, 2011 |
sledge406:sledge prick, quit spewing nonsense folk insults wey no make sense, na 2011 we dey. Go switch lanes and sky-dive into something better, maybe a virgin goat pussay *no offence* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers,Lets Throw N Recieve All D Love Here by jackpot(f): 1:07am On Jul 25, 2011 |
El Guapo:[size=16pt] Holyghost Fire!!!!! [/size]  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:51am On Jul 25, 2011 |
Shhh. .since we're alone, let's get busy i need to whisper somethings to your mouth, now bring it over here |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:44am On Jul 25, 2011 |
^Lol! you badt |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:39am On Jul 25, 2011 |
Err. .all is fair in love and. . . Now forget my Nigelian accent. Do you know I lover you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:34am On Jul 25, 2011 |
yep. **goes over to the counter and collects the Bloody Mary, places the two orders on her table** *goes inside and puts on my cowboy hat, walks up to her corner, pulls over a seat and joins her* *smiles mischievously* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:29am On Jul 25, 2011 |
yep. I've got him on my radar. Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:25am On Jul 25, 2011 |
No. .e be like say he's on night shift. Do you know I secretly rove you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:22am On Jul 25, 2011 |
*goes over to the fridge, brings Devil on Horseback. . .goes over to the counter to collect Bloody. .* err. .madam efe, I don forget the order you placed. Bloody wetin? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:16am On Jul 25, 2011 |
^^see my Waffi lady dey disown grand-papa wey dey for village @OP no. . . Can you keep a secret? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:11am On Jul 25, 2011 |
^Wait first, pretty face, I like your mini-skirt. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:08am On Jul 25, 2011 |
^^hey big sis, it's called equal measure. The guy wan bomb me. Check. Lol |
| Romance › Re: Who Fears Hiv/aids More? Guys Or Ladies by jackpot(f): 12:01am On Jul 25, 2011 |
Atreides: |
| Romance › Re: Who Fears Hiv/aids More? Guys Or Ladies by jackpot(f): 10:23pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
Altreides Hey check out this thread. www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-715678.0.html i can't stop awe-ing at that your post so I had to immortalize it. |
| Romance › Re: Who Fears Hiv/aids More? Guys Or Ladies by jackpot(f): 8:50pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
^^are you paranoid also that one day you will die and decay underground?  *hey, no offence* |
| Romance › Re: Do U Believe In Love @ First Sight? by jackpot(f): 8:41pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
*smiles mischievously* Can I add you, mi lady? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:32pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
^^hey Sophizzy, posts in Jokes Section doesn't count. If you post in other sections like Romance Sec, your Post will then count. Cheers  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:23pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
yea. . . your RESUMÉ and C.V. first |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:19pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
No. . . Are you English? |
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