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^^shift that your ear wey big pass a satellite dish make I see road. Mtchew

The day armed robbers attacked our Luxurious Bus May 13th 2010 at 1:13 am. They fired shots at our vehicle and a bullet hit our driver. My mind was full of 'what ifs'. Thank God for my life.

^^
*coughs*
my eyes, jisos.

Somebody get me googles!

zealot4me:
i'm a kinda thirsty any

bartender around ?

what can I offer you?
check the price list. Pure water is 15 naira, Orobo Coke is 250 naira, etc.

It's called in-fa-tu-a-tion

No. . .but there's somebody on the thread.

You get my gist?

*looks at topic* hey apologies that i ain't a teen


Natasha, can we chat see in our bedroom? Which one shall we use, fb, hotmail or yim?

bxg:
it wasnt dislocated d pain was just unbearable

okay, thnx. next question:

what type of action did you put your hip into before you first felt the pain? Is it press-ups and press-downs on top of somebody. .something? :

bxg:
Hip replacement Surgery last year 7 months of my life in d hospitol

bro, just answer this question and pls be truthful:

What really do you do with your Hips before it got dislocated?

graluxxy054:
na lie.

Do you know who you're talking to!?

ok

^^
**faints**

cold water, please

^^Yep. Truth is always so bitter.
Tpia has a point there. Respect her opinion, boy.

And behold Jesus woke up Lazarus from the dead

The day I saw a live corpse of one of ma hommie.

yep. To apply, submit 5 copies of your RESUMÉ to bright007 and 5 copies of your C.V. to big sis Efemena_xy.

Welcome on board, bro

that's what I hate too with passion. It's really sickening.

Hi

^^you're a good woman, indeed.

alfredo4u:
I will neve neva 4get my own experience.

I was beaten up!
Locked up in cell!
Insulted in the street!
Mocked at home.

All these hapen b4 my service year.

And now i am working and living at little large.

The girl came back for forgiveness,

Wetin una want make i do her?

Heart break! Heart break!! Heart break!!! What bad did i do u?

she chased herself out of the boat. In your case, she deserves no forgiveness.

Kk

^^So so true. It would some people that most of the despised here are gentle on the real world.

In general, most ladies don't really care about condom once they're in the mood for seks. They'll be pretending the thing no dey sweet them but when you touch them @ right places, na so them go close their eyes and unlock their P-zone

pDude:
Me I no dey find trouble for this thread o, but I just wan know the answer.

I remember a good number of ladies I chooked back then, and most of them didn't give a shyt whether u used protection or not. Some will even insist that e no dey sweet with condom.

Every time I chooked without cd, for months on end I would be thinking about why I no just help myself wear cd. I remember one babe whey I chook without cd and for months my mind no rest. I no fit even go do test. Na hin I persuade the girl tell am say I wan marry am, say make she go do test ( I wan know her own, make I use am know my own status). The babe no even send, she sharply go do the test, and thank God it was negative. But my mind no rest o, na hin I go do my own. Come see as your guy dey shake like christmas rat whey fall for inside cold water. Na 30 minutes e take me to open the result and see am. Kai! My heart don almost fail me.

E happen like that few times with some other girls. Dem no dey even fear o. Dem go just spread am for you. E be like say na guys fear HIV pass o.

our stories resemble though i'm not a constantine chooker. Your guy was thinking then, what if this thing is positive, na so all the books wey I don read for this world go be meaningless.

graluxxy054:
I ve com 2 realize dat most NL guys are no gentle men at all. De use foul language wit out considerin de ladies dat are hia. Well in response to de above topic of discussion, yes i ve once bein heart broken and i broke one guys heart recently. as a mata of fact, dat was d 2nd time i did dat 2 him. so, clap 4 me.

welldoneclassgo!

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**peeps at his siggy**
Hey, who's the lucky gal?

tpia@:
Any woman who is a member of nl and goes ahead to open her legs for the males here or anywhere, has only herself to blame for the consequences.

I believe the guys are open enough since its not like they're hiding their true natures.

So if you cant add two plus two together and get the whole picture of what gives, then you'll just have to learn from bitter experience.

For the men, it might be more tricky knowing which woman is genuine. Yall are too gullible whenever your lower anatomy is controlling you. Very easy to deceive una.

true.
But come on, big sis, you're derailing your own thread na. Don't you think?

Conception is contagious, airborne and waterborne?

How can anybody miss that part? Hehehe

have I been heart-broken before?

Well, yes like 2X but I don't regret it now. Guess I'm better off now without them.