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menix:
I met mine in a Sub marine going to Russia..

We were both pressed, arrived the toilet same time, I wanted to allow her poo 1st, but she asked mi to join that we could Do it 2geda..

And we clicked..

lol

What if Daniel later disappoints you?

2010 FRSC recruitment exercise demanded for HIV screening in the Medical Test. It was to be done only at a General Hospital.

kagorba3:
I can't access my mail right now, you can call this number 0811 556 1380

Help me by not quoting it so it will be easy to edit

I don quote am. Bite me.

drnairalov:
happy birthday

Thanks. I always enjoy your posts. They are funny.

drnairalov:
mikel probably

My girlfriend said that she is leaving me because i am 2 obsessed with football, so i asked her " re you leaving on loan or free transfer?" then she slap me,

PLS Y??

lol

ayodijex:
hmm.....its jackpot's birthday. still confused about her personality tho...

On behalf the maths family,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKPOT

Thanks Sir. I'm humbled.

tpia, you a lady or a guy?

IamLEGEND1:
U got those first two right but I definitely am not ugly.

happy birthday BTW.

its not ugly in terms of looks, but actions. Have you watched the film, The good, the bad and the ugly?

searching4l0ve:
where d party at

my house
wanna come?

IamLEGEND1:
do the covenant,sleep with her.......then escape.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

WeedSeller:
Seems Op neva ready to breakup..Everything u wrote up dea dosint reflect d term'Breakup'.Its all bout u wanting ah attention bak.. Words u made use in d message are not direct..just make it short,den probably end like 'Av moved on' If the girl kon reply with " K" nko?

I wonder oooo. He was just beating about the bush.

It's difficult, OP. But moving on, you must. She isn't your wife.

searching4l0ve:
Happy bai day

Thanks boo

And APC informed us that their salaries has been slashed down. This doesn't look it.

END TIME senators going for END TIME thanksgiving

END TIME custom officers

akwana:
I will do more than dump your sorry behind if you talk the way you write. Ewu 400Level

in mortal kombat voice

BRUTALITY!

APC intend ruling us with lies and denials

merizy:
xo i rili cnt find friendly peepz here

hey merizy. You are welcome. How are you doing, babes?

I like me no 2. Hotttttttt

12 out of 5970 is like 1 out of every 497.5 (approximately 500) graduands.

lawrenceunaa:
what's their stand

I am asking. I want to know.

Jazzlite:
Yea.... Sweety if I was your step brother I wouldn't think twice before bleeping you with all vigour

hahahahahaha. Attaboy!

asadike:
very true my love. i bow for that school. my alma mata

babes, do you know of Unizik's stand on such?


cc: lawrenceunaa

Where is Nwakali?

If the correct answer is not 10, make I bend

Andyblaze:
I am in a very nasty fix and don’t know how to get out of it.

I work in one of the better established banks and in 2009, I met and dated this lady that was posted to our branch as a corper. We were an item for over nine months, but when she left for her Masters’ program abroad, the relationship sort of fizzled out.

Given that she had introduced me to a couple of her family members including her cousin, I walked up to say hello to this cousin of hers, when I bumped into her at a party at Victoria Island. To cut a long story short, I dated this lady for over a year. After a while she and I parted amicably as we both had incompatible visions.

However during the time I dated her, she too had introduced me to my first girl friend’s elder sister. When my first girl friend’s elder sister found out that I was no longer with her cousin, she got in touch with me and did not hide her intention of dating me.

After a while, she introduced me to the family as we both felt that the relationship was going somewhere. However, we eventually drifted apart when it became obvious to her that I was not quite ready to settle down. My current dilemma is that her mother being a bit of a looker and a society lady, felt attracted to me and we eventually hooked up. During one of our secret liaisons in their house, we were caught pants down by her husband who happens to be well connected.

He was calm about the whole thing; he handled the situation by politely asking me to leave his house and never to come back. I do not know how this man got hold of my number, but he called me to demand for a meeting which I was in no position to refuse.

When we met, he told me that since I had slept with his two daughters, his niece and wife, that he feels left out. He is threatening to ensure I lose my job as well as make my life miserable in Lagos, if he does not get his share of my body.

I am not gay and feel quite repulsed about the whole idea. He has given me up to this week to perform, otherwise…..Help.

anybody they introduce you to, you Bleep? fabricated lies

lawrenceunaa:
100% true Google can explain more

kindly provide a link, Sir.

lawrenceunaa:
In UNN don't fail a course
Even if u have a CGPA of 4.8 but an F in a course automatically denys u that right

How true is this?

deplorable, to say the least.
cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, obinoscopy

klassiquette:
Move on..... Dude if you know wat it means to move on you won't call it "just" move on

this shows that you are the person molested, because you already know what it means to move on, arguably by experience.