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Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:47pm On May 26, 2011
Mysticalz:
No jokers here? Worst bar eva angry
na you be worst joker ever. sillyyyyy naughtyyyyyy woman being like you nonsense. no be you come spa dey ask for El Guapo to come and banggg you. Nonesencable person. may dog eat shit remain for youuu. MtcheEEEEEeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:43pm On May 26, 2011
neyshed:
Shout frm corner' yeepa! Oga pot, na banga u light for mouth,. U sure your teeth still complete.
lol, no be banga.  tongue tongue
you no see say i don puff out some chain of smokes?  undecided wink wink lol.  cheesy
I know say my cigarette dey hungry you.  tongue grin grin grin
oya, come take

**brings out my pack of cigarettes and offers him one**

Neyshed, no fear o. your congregation no dey around na.  cheesy
na me and you dey, so nobody go see u smoke  wink smiley
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 12:56pm On May 26, 2011
confused?
**faints**
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 12:56pm On May 26, 2011
confused?
**faints**
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 12:56pm On May 26, 2011
confused?
**faints**
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On May 26, 2011
^^it is network shyte

BTW, what kind of acronym is your name Dyt?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:58am On May 26, 2011
Gabry, shey you know we are similar in some ways? Would you like to know which and which?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:57am On May 26, 2011
Gabry, shey you know we are similar in some ways? Would you like to know which and which?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:54am On May 26, 2011
Yep! During break periods, students come to my office for kissin kiss classes. wink
Business › Re: Cement Price Drops by jackpot(f): 9:29am On May 26, 2011
^^your response sounds like a politicians. Lol!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:20am On May 26, 2011
A noun is d name of an animal, idea, place or thing. . . LOL! Lol!! Lol!!!

Ok, lemme say

MZDARKSKIN = noun

HONEY = noun

SUGAR = noun

PUFF = noun

KISS = noun

**coughs lightly**

you copy?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:19am On May 26, 2011
A noun is d name of an animal, idea, place or thing. . . LOL! Lol!! Lol!!!

Ok, lemme say

MZDARKSKIN = noun

HONEY = noun

SUGAR = noun

PUFF = noun

KISS = noun

**coughs lightly**

you copy?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 9:18am On May 26, 2011
A noun is d name of an animal, idea, place or thing. . . LOL! Lol!! Lol!!!

Ok, lemme say

MZDARKSKIN = noun

HONEY = noun

SUGAR = noun

PUFF = noun

KISS = noun

**coughs lightly**

you copy?
Jokes Etc › Re: Am Looking For My Old Guys by jackpot(f): 8:43am On May 26, 2011
Chai! See as all of una don fall mugun

op is looking for his OLD guys and you peeps are here jumping up and down and mentioning young guys name tongue tongue grin

Last time I checked Tanimz is not up to 60 years old wink wink cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Element G? by jackpot(f): 8:25am On May 26, 2011
^^if i were you, i wont be smiling.

Give me permissio lemme classtrate bin gbagbo for ya.
Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 8:20am On May 26, 2011
my only sister and my second junior brother
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 8:18am On May 26, 2011
Yes with lip-stick, eye-pencils and eye-shadows

don't you think we need crazy answers to spice this place up?
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 8:12am On May 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=675778.msg8395110#msg8395110 date=1306393400]Hehe. You can defecate on this thread. However, Nigeria is currently defecating on you grin grin grin[/quote]as you've entered this thread, you have marched on my faeces. Check your soles. Lol
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 8:10am On May 26, 2011
^^errr. . .why is your siggy this lame just like a piggy's
Politics › Re: 24/7 Electricity. . . Maybe This Is The Revolution We Need! by jackpot(f): 8:08am On May 26, 2011
There is hope. I believe GEJ will do something that would make his name remembered even after his tenure. At least One good thing about OBJ is the introduction of GSM. Nothing more.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin Honey Sugar Puff (kiss Kiss) by jackpot(f): 8:03am On May 26, 2011
Gabry, na only nouns you use for your thread title? MtcheEw. Lol
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 8:01am On May 26, 2011
Jackpot defaecates on thread. Big one for that matter. Lol
Politics › Re: Support Intensifies For South West Speaker by jackpot(f): 7:59am On May 26, 2011
Keep posting and replying your topic.

Keep talking to yourself and making yourself happy. Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: For Gurls Only by jackpot(f): 7:51am On May 26, 2011
quenchin fires! AKA Konjility grin
Politics › Re: Lawmakers Justify N12.5m Per Month For Each Senator by jackpot(f): 7:47am On May 26, 2011
@op

nice write-up. N12.5 million a month is like 400,000 a day. Even Professors collect 400,000 a month and that's what these crooky senators gulp in a day!

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