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2 minutes love-making?
Impotency?
Choi!!

[size=18pt]**FAINTS**[/size]

Idowuogbo:
[s]^i wud advise u to go bck to school , wen deres a fullstop b4 a sentence wot does it mean to u mr dull brain . maybe your perforated brain is touchin yet again . i pity u sha[/s]

[color=indigo]Idowu
i just asked you a simple 4-worded question and you're replying me with an essay. MtcheEw

Idowu, see as sweat full your body includin your forehead & armpit because you dey try reply JACKPOT [/color]

[color=violet]@EL GUOPA
lol
na because i told you before that kpomo pepper soup dilutes alcohol, is that why you dey drink Pepsi wit pepper soup?
Upon say you combine all these sef, you are still gettin intoxicated. Poor you. Lol [/color]

Idowuogbo:
hello prickkk , i see u still remember d name of your galfriends wonderfull
now listen y don u chove your head up an elephant anusss, i think life would seem okay for up in dat attic , block head u start shittt and think we will sit down and watch you wiv no sense of humour or any tin funny to his name spew canal , bobo abeg go chop frog it wud enable your brain register no test.
Badosky castrated and frustrated donkey

are you insulting yourself? Lol

@op
[color=indigo][size=28pt]AHSAT[/size][/color]

coded message in bold. Holla @ me sweery

El, by teaming and ganging up wit Idowu against my cousin, do you in any chance wants to use your pencil to write on her blackboard?

Or do you want to insert your plug into her wall-socket in the long run?


Buahahahahahaha
Let d humour flow. .

**Goes over to the fridge, opens it as the cool breeze feels my body**
**grabs a bottle of Devil on Donkey Horse back Liquor and Bloody Mary dry gin hot wine **
**brings a tumbler and a shot**

thinkin about preachin her about d effects of alcohol but notices dat her dress is transparent, starts to gaze while she's looking d other side, remembers i am already in love with married to my sweery, withdraws my eyes immediately and starts singing worship songs

^^yeah, help us flush it. come and collect disinfectants sef. This bar's toilet needs to be flushed. lol

[b]EL GUAPO, my ten advices to you.


Firstly,
My comments about antivirus was dirty-humour intended. Okay? I didn't say it cos of what Idgirl told Efe. It was swaggalicious phone chat with my cousin 007. Jackpot and Badosky are cool wit each other. Don't let NL script confuse you.

Secondly,
I yarned you what i yarned you because you said you gonna confuse some souls into derailing our recreation bar. In that case, don't you consider that your comment itchy?
Itch me not so you don't get itched.

Thirdly,
you said something about doing your worst. Can you please do it so we can see how worse you can get? Don't even think i'll come after you cos I don't wanna increase your popularity. I does what i does with tigers and tigresses.
So, your worst to me is worthlessss.

Fourthly,
if you want to play by d rule of respectin peeps here, then you don't have to use d word "shut up". I wouldn't have said what i said if you hadn't uttered d word "derailment".

Fifthly,
nobody is derailing any thread. All of us are progressives and nobody has d time and resources to join you in derailing any thread.

Sixthly,
Jackpot is too wise to exchange banters with you now dat he has 40 hours credit load of courses on his neck. Even though i wish i have d time to whip your lazzy arse.

Seventhly,
you always told us your wife Nnenna is always drawing your pants so you can come to bed and shook her. Now, i want to ask you a question:
do you always wear only pants while facing your laptop and nairalanding?

Eighthly,
Number seventh was intended to make you laugh at your naughtinessss

Ninthly,
numbers 1 through 7 was intended as a useful advice to you.

Tenthly,
Jackpot and the police is your friend. Call 0800-JACKPOT for more clarifications.[/b]

Idowuogbo:
my bars murdered him  , i warned him my ryhmes are terminators

[color=indigo]
when the JACKPOTs cat's away, the Idowus mices play.

Read my siggy. I'm da cat.[/color]




Serious lectures are ongoing and I know you don't expect me to leave it and come to flog your arse here. my A's are much more important, okay? So don't see my 4posts a day as a sign of quitting.

I'm still da game, better you don't wish wanna play me

@yinka
you know da drink for champions na: HEINEKEN!
*opens da freezer, collects d booze and serves her 6 bottles of HEINEKEN*
errr. . .come collect straw
*gives her d straws*

yinkalink:
Spoken lyk a true red devil

lol.
You are a bad umpire.
You just like singing your madam's praise.

I know say everytime your team Man U is playing, once the opposing team is attacking, you go just commot eye for TV. And once Man U gets da ball, you will start shouting "man u, make una pity them na"

@Sophie,
you rock girl. Infact I am increasing your salary times 3. thanks for helping out sha.





@freezy

**hands him a big cold stout**
oga, your name even sound like freezer no wonder you want it too cold lol




@id

doin sumfin now.
don't worry about my bow
i'll soon reply ya
takin da beat a lil higher
gonna shoot you wit my arrow
pack you in a wheel-barrow
dump you in a refuse van
brings out my phone dialling 911
tell 'em you a champ before till i did a coup
cos being da indomitable thats what I do

*this is not a reply o just an intro. I am busy now. Okay? *

Id, make it flow like a song or i'm out!

i need to see thick rhymes in this bout!

[color=indigo][b]Chilling in my crib, cooling off, no shirts on

address is Jackpot Rendezvous bar, Jokes Section.

this mothafooqa rammed up on me

she talking shyt with her hommie

like she was a straight player

hold up, be my ward I can pay ya

i said hey, come on Badosky you looking good

I see you wanna play with a player from tha hood

come holla at me, in you i see potentials

though your yarns are rhymeless, i can teach you essentialz

get into my class pretty face, prime times

you gonna learn all tha rhymes

cos I seen all your yarns yet yo gat no rhymetivity

oh girl, you wanna make me puke out of curiosity

i do no raps with no chickens

too much style and flows am just like Charles Dickens

ready to give you few lines cos you are like their champ

gettin it done, smackin it up, i dont need no amp

cos i wouldn't be the nigga that I am

if i didn't pop niggaz in da mouth, goddamn

you neva seen a rap like me

you neva seen a thug like me

but i ain't weak, doesn't back down a week any bit

you nigga gonna put your hands where I'm gonna see it

I don't give a pfuck about da lawz

seen it all, did it all, like a tiger, POT has got tiger clawz

give it up to me i neva do slackin

make me wait and you i'm gonna send you packin [/b][/color]

[color=indigo]should I say TseeeEw

or better to say MtcheeEw

I challenged you to a rap contest

well, it looks like you just failed tha test

you said you knew how to rap

now I know you got no feathers on your cap

you can't rap yet you claim you can

just spewing rubbishes you, like oh goddamn

rap or neva make noise, girl we've got no issue

wrapped or on rap, you know i'm gonna toss you like a tissue
[/color]

She

lol

@chi-baby


horrific ke? I thought you wanna say terrific

howDy
you sef no dey place order for anything. You dey check your shape?

Yes. Better still you should answer his No or Yes question with either a Yes or a No answer, only if you wants to answer it with a No or Yes.

Do you think I should have made my answer shorter?

@ney
whats g'wan. Se ara ya le? Iyawo yin nko? Se dada ni? _{learnt those from moi NYSC in Ekiti Skirt. .sorry. .State}

[color=indigo]I breathe on a track, so wacky says Idowuogbo

i look left, i look right, i dont see her reasons

true she hail from d lineage of King Jaja of Opobo?

Even sef me I no send, I feel like charging her for treason

[/color]

[color=indigo]Here comes Abigailcia

daughter of Felicia

diagnosed of Amnesia

her papa na from Asia

precisely Indonesia

to my bar, I say WELCOME sha[/color]