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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:12pm On May 05, 2011
No. . .and a litre still sells @ 65 naira cool

have you ever seen KEKE NAPEP queuing at a petrol station waiting to buy fuel? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:01pm On May 05, 2011
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@eldav

i get grey hairs, you get grey hairs, shior!? huh wink cheesy

so, because of your spotting waves spray, you don follow me dey drag elder, abi? tongue tongue wink cheesy grin grin
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 3:02pm On May 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:
na wah oo , it b like love poem go scarce for google now , wiv al dis copyright i dey read here
Jisos shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked, my eyes o
all my replies, i compose and try to rhyme it.

I take time to type my words

and i post how i feel

i feel love and i'm expressing it

if you've felt true love, you'll understand
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:40pm On May 05, 2011
[color=indigo]^^MR, elders no dey your village? huh

can't you greet?? undecided

Shidren of nawadays!! shocked grin
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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:59pm On May 05, 2011
YES. . .

Do you think it will boost Obama's chances of getting re-elected come 2012?? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:07pm On May 05, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] ^ Who's your ONLY sister??[/color]
[color=indigo]
yes. . .you heard me right. shocked
Natasha is my real sister now. I've accepted her into my life and she's an integral part of it.
I will ask for your number @ d right time. . .EL THIS IS NO JOKE cool
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[color=#0066ff] Mr u dont even know what your Dad was up to grin Gudmawning pal wink [/color]
[color=indigo]do you actually like folks joke?
It's not cool sad
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:55am On May 05, 2011
El Guapo and Neyshed, come on, be nice to my only sister. Will you! ;( sad
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:21am On May 05, 2011
[color=indigo]MY LOVE TASHA,

don't mind them yabs. They're just love-sick and wish they can be us. .they can never get enough of us wink cool


you're da sweetest sister to me in da whole world[/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 10:27pm On May 04, 2011
Natasha,,:
If I say I hate you then I'm a liar
cos you have kept me burning like fire
I will love you and will never tire
you lift my soul and yes I go higher
I will continue to love and cherish you cos you are my sire kiss kiss
[color=indigo]
Near ones are not dear

Dear ones are not near

It is easy to remember the near ones.

But, Very difficult to forget the dear ones

seeing you someday I'll wait

for you will be my sweetest date kiss kiss kiss
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:28am On May 04, 2011
taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room III by jackpot(f): 10:03pm On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]greetings, loved ones[/color] wink cool cool smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:05pm On May 03, 2011
@my love
i know na. I was just joking wink

@ID
My sweet heart suppose answer Goodosky because she've d sweetest mauth. . .believe me, she can't curse nada
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:46pm On May 03, 2011
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:07pm On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]@ My Love Tasha,
leave grandma, she did it in her own time, now she's trying to stop 2 love birds from perchin on her roof and singing to each other [/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 7:32pm On May 03, 2011
Natasha,,:
love is a precious thing

its a feeling that makes your heart sing

there's no where in the world i'd rather be

than in my room thinking of you and me

you are an angelic star

you bring me joy love and peace where ever you are
[color=indigo]
If you're in a dark room,

you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking boom boom,

don't worry love, kiss

u r at the safest place,

you are in my heart
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:02pm On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]No. . .that kinda fire is sweet and sensational. .[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:39pm On May 03, 2011
Natasha,,:
cheesy cheesy cheesy then that's great cos the cows will never come home  kiss
[color=indigo]girl, you set my soul on fire [/color] kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:27pm On May 03, 2011
Natasha,,:
no one can tear us apart
                                  I love you with all of my heart
                               
                                 I can feel your heart in mine
                                 like a star through the darkness you will always shine

                                even when I feel sad and blue
                               I always think of you

                                for you are an angel just so kind
                                The very best brother I can ever find kiss kiss

                                 
[color=indigo]A very special friend of mine

you're in my heart all the time kiss kiss

to see you with a happy smile

makes my life feel worthwhile

warm and caring ur feelins are true

I am glad i have a friend like you! kiss kiss [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On May 03, 2011
Natasha,,:
Hey love I'm missing you so much don't know what to do now there's no one to stay with me when I'm cold aunty Idowuogbo is really trying for me anyway but its you I want kiss
[color=indigo]my angel, i'm so proud of you for saying that.
I will love you till the cows come home wink
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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 5:07pm On May 03, 2011
No. . .cos capturing a terrorist of his magnitude may lead to some US soldiers getting killed. cool

Do you like American style of fighting terrorism? huh smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:53pm On May 03, 2011
^^lol @ second-hand
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:22pm On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]@EL

come on, bro!

Those words di sweet na nti mana emotions adi ghi na ya. . .


Ours is everlasting
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:08pm On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]No. . .

I'm Tasha's 100%.

And I'm proud she's mine too.

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[color=deeppink]this is our vows[/color]



[color=indigo]btw, yinka neva activate your bluetooth fully na. She kept your bluetooth profile at temporarily visible![/color] wink
PoliticsEmotions As Yoruba Corp Members Butchered By Northern Almajiri's Are Being Buried In Osun State. by jackpot(op): 1:12pm On May 03, 2011
Emotions as slain corps members
buried in Osun
31
May 3, 2011
News
BY GBENGA OLARINOYE
OSOGBO -The remains of the two slain
National Youths Service Corps, NYSC,
members who were indigenes of Osun
State killed in Buachi State were yesterday
interred in their hometown; Gbongan,
headquarters of Ayedaade Local
Government Area of Osun State amidst
deep sorrow and gnashing of teeth.
The slain corps members; Gbenjo Ebenezer
Ayotunde with identification number
BA/10B/0463 and Adeniyi Kehinde Jehleel
with number BA/10B/0197 were Batch “A”
corps members undergoing the one year
mandatory National Service in Bauchi State
where they met their untimely death.
Both Gbenjo and Adeniyi who were
graduates of Economics Education and
Banking and Finance respectively were
among the nine corps members killed in a
post-election violence that erupted in Bauchi
State shortly after the April 16 presidential
election.
The Osun State government in compliance
with the directives of the Federal
Government and the NYSC organised a
befitting state burial for the two slain corps
members in both Osogbo, the state capital
and Gbongan; their home town.
The Chief of Staff to the Governor, Mr
Gboyega Oyetola who represented the
Governor Rauf Aregbesola at the lying-in-
state held for the deceased at the Bola Ige
house, Governor ’s office, Osogbo urged
the families of the deceased to take solace in
God.
Oyetola who betrayed emotions at the
lying-in-state which was witnessed by top
government Officials, civil servants,
politicians and corps members in the state
enjoined the people of the state to remain
peaceful and not to retaliate the evil.
At a brief funeral service held for the
deceased at St Peters Anglican Church,
Gbongan, the Olufi of Gbongan, Oba
Emmanuel Oyeniyi enjoined the parents of
the slain corps members to leave
everything to God who he said has the
power to challenge the acts of all mortals.
The monarch appealed to the people of the
town not to revenge on the Hausas
residing in the town to avoid ethnic
differences, stressing that revenge is of the
Lord. The state Government also assured
the families of the deceased of adequate
compensation at an appropriate time.




News Source

www.vanguardngr.com/2011/05/emotions-as-slain-corps-members-buried-in-osun/
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:19pm On May 03, 2011
Yes ooo. . .cos he slew thousands @ WTC twin towers smiley



do you believe in karma? huh
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 11:33am On May 03, 2011
[color=indigo]Bright007 and my only sister Miss E. Y. [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:29am On May 03, 2011
[color=#330099]**thinkin & smiling**
. . .that's why I love like El Guapo, he doesn't take any yabs to heart. If na neyshed now, he'll start cawsing. . .lol. . .but na true



@ID
i dey try pet names for you, i neva see sweet one. .
I don look at Idosky, Idowusky, ogbosky, Idosco, Idowusco, ogbosco, Idowuskyco, Idowuogbosky, Idowuogbosco, Idowuogboskyco. . .all na tongue-twisters.

Abeg, you fit helep me with one? [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:38am On May 03, 2011
[color=#330099]^^shior, everytime you and "morning peeps"? You no dey tire wit dis kain greeting. . .lolz

anywayz, good money morning sha. how you dey?




@EL GUAPO
yep!
What if he creates Gay section? tongue tongue grin
**no offence**
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:58am On May 03, 2011
@EL
I no support Taliban o. . . Osama deserved what he got. cool
BTW, when did you leave sports journalism come enter politics? huh undecided Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:09pm On May 02, 2011
[color=#330099]@TANIMZ

but i'm only helping you to reduce laundry costs na. wink cheesy

Your stinkin brras and larva-breedin pantys are in good hands. Trust bro neyshed wink tongue

**no offence**[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:52pm On May 02, 2011
neyshed:
Origina 1
[color=#330099]neyshed, sharrap there before I command you to wash Tanimz_s dirtyy undawearz without pay! tongue tongue [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On May 02, 2011
tanimz:
Phlegm still dey ya throat after how many months? You sure say you no get TB like this so? undecided
[color=#330099]so, elders no dey clear throat for ya village? undecided

*sighs* sad

shidren of nawadayz~.
If them tell una say make you get sweet mouth so suitors will come your way, una no go 'gree.
No wonder you're almost 40 and still single! wink tongue tongue cheesy grin
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