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 Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:10am On May 19, 2011 |
@Sophizzy hot or chilled?   @EL GUAPO lol. If you miss road, stop bike and ask for directions  @neyshed na one in  |
| Health › Re: Come On In Baby by jackpot(f): 5:00am On May 19, 2011 |
Natasha,,:[color=deeppink]sweets[/color] Here comes da next Nobel Prize winner in the making! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:20am On May 19, 2011 |
No. You are inside your room facing your laptop id, am not a probability mass density function o. Somethings are done out of ____. Oya complete it for moi do you know what 'boner' means? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:23pm On May 18, 2011 |
Id, greetings [color=indigo]Sophizzy, hungry no dey wire you? you dey bar since you neva place order, even common pure water you neva buy[/color]  lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 6:51pm On May 18, 2011 |
Yes do you wish twas Efe that answers dat question? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 6:47pm On May 18, 2011 |
Yes do you wish twas Efe that answers dat question? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:11pm On May 18, 2011 |
[color=indigo] Hold up, come on Sophizzy, you ever related to Badosky? [/color] *nice rhymes* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:06pm On May 18, 2011 |
[color=indigo]Efe, no jam person with dat ur E go sad if we see obituary that says "killed in a ghastly bicycle-accident". [/color] lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 5:48pm On May 18, 2011 |
^^no mind me, derailing na communicable disease, you are unconscious of getting it. @op have you wondered the same hand we use to clean our anus after passing shyt is the same we use to shake hands at school/work? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:37pm On May 18, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:id, considering d number of posts after that, i can say 2 out of 4 which is 50% is a pass mark. Dont get itchy cos da joke involved you. You waste more energy frowning than smiling. Oya begin smile are you mocking him or wot ?shior, straighten your face abeg. I aint mocking him. Just passing a joke. improvising it is. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:37pm On May 18, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:id, considering d number of posts after that, i can say 2 out of 4 which is 50% is a pass mark. Dont get itchy cos da joke involved you. You waste more energy frowning than smiling. Oya begin smile are you mocking him or wot ?shior, straighten your face abeg. I aint mocking him. Just passing a joke. improvising it is. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:49pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:47pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:44pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:35pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:19pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:17pm On May 18, 2011 |
jackpot: Idowuogbo:I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this [color=indigo]I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you [/color]. You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart @op nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning [b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:46am On May 18, 2011 |
Efe, your Devil on |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:43am On May 18, 2011 |
Badosky, we love you na. Why you too dey push SPA. We all know what happened na. You're so emotionally attached to that buried SPA. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:40am On May 18, 2011 |
Lol. Are you funny Hot gals on-topic? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:25pm On May 17, 2011 |
Neva cheat, so no Yes, no No have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU' to you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:40am On May 17, 2011 |
^^errr. . .you mean adoltery? Hamid O:been tied down a bit now. gonna makierrup lerra @topic have you ever kissed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:34am On May 17, 2011 |
^^errr. . .you mean adoltery? Hamid O:been tied down a bit now. gonna makierrup lerra @topic have you ever kissed |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:43am On May 17, 2011 |
Studio CFR:continue seeking our attention bwoy. I know you can neva change. It is of no use preaching to a donkey. Well, as usual, no offence. Pls, don't bother replying cos I will IGNORE u. Attention classes over!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:28pm On May 16, 2011 |
[color=indigo] STUDIO the last thing I will take from you is insulting my sister. Why have you chosen to walk the path of delusion and derision? Act your age for once. Don't let Jealousy kill you. Since you're lonely, go and buy a female mannequin, romance and play with it. [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Element G? by jackpot(f): 2:50pm On May 16, 2011 |
bin gbagbo, it is time to drink your piss. I recommend it for your ailment. King of where? JOKES? You are King and Commander-in-chief of All Gay Cows |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:29pm On May 15, 2011 |
okay, love |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 9:34pm On May 15, 2011 |
[color=indigo] Tasha my love Take my hand and lead me from this place Chase away my doubts and fears wipe the tears from off my face I can't stand alone I need your hand to hold I don't need ones of any spinster I need those of my sister |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:12pm On May 15, 2011 |
bright007:cousin, petrol no dey finish for this your escalade? Lolz |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:08pm On May 15, 2011 |
*calls out* Efe, come here. I need you here! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:04pm On May 15, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:you implying she said she likes the thread because she loves you? It's like you still don't understand me. Go and check d last post on your thread, you'll understand me a lot. Idowu, i like your persona. I dont know why you kept thinking otherwise. I hold nothing against you. Ok? I am a realist. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:56pm On May 15, 2011 |
@SOPHIZZY E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;( How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA? abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA? |
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