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Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:34pm On May 02, 2011

**clears throat**

humbly waiting for my loff to come online

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 2:57pm On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8245132#msg8245132 date=1304342082] awww jackpot now you gonna me cry

and for sure to cry is better than to die

it's you I want and that's no lie

but the world thinks we are high

even now my heart is grey

to see my love I wish I may

but things cannot always go my way

so wait I will for the day

and patiently I will pray

that you again should come my way

and always in your arms shall I lay

[/quote][color=#330099]

Tasha, dwelling in your heart, i feel no harm

for you are like the sunshine so warm

you are like sugar, so sweet

how i feel passionately for you, I so tweet

for better for worse, you are like you

and that's the reason why I love you!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:33am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8241529#msg8241529 date=1304283380] when ever I open my eyes

I see your smiling face

I see you standing by my side

And its you I yearn to embrace

I can feel your heart beat

Yet you are so far away

Only a smile from you

can brighten up my day[/quote][color=#330099]

I love so much my heart is sure

As time goes on I love you more

your happy smile, your loving face

no one will ever take your place

for I have liked many but loved very few

yet no-one has been as sweet as you

I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.

just for the pleasure of a moment with you.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 3:39am On May 02, 2011

[color=#330099][size=20pt]AN INTERLUDE [/size][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 2:10am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8242342#msg8242342 date=1304297444]*he slips his fingers under my dress and slowly finds my * slowly my hands run down his back , my fingers fond a way to his waist, kisses him harder and softly caress his third leg [/quote][color=#330099]
uses my fingers to squeeze d lips of her second mouth, grabs her toothless second mouth with my principal mouth, kisses it and d surroundin surface areas as she continues moaning passionately [/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 1:38am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8242283#msg8242283 date=1304295973][/i][/b][/color]
moans sweetly as his fingers explore the bare expanse of my skin *kisses him under his ear lobe, strokes him gently [/quote][color=#330099]* . .gives her a longitudinal section dissecting ravishing kiss starting from her forehead, down her mouth, through the valleys on her chest, down her belly-button. . .still going down. . . .* [/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 1:03am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8242182#msg8242182 date=1304293613]yes yes yes yes yes yes *holds him even closer *[/quote][color=#330099] *turns off the light and starts browsing her laptop with my fingers* [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:50am On May 02, 2011

[color=#330099]^^Sorry, I was just greeting my wife

tanimz, howdy? Longest time!
Were you kidnapped? Lolz [/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:44am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8242125#msg8242125 date=1304292611]kisses him with the kisses of her lips and hold him close to her [/quote][color=#330099]gives her tenderly lover's bite to her ears while whispering to her ears : "would it be alright if I spend tonight being loved by you?"
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Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:34am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=621618.msg8241448#msg8241448 date=1304282146]@jackpot hey baby sup? I have been busy all day hardly have time for my self [/quote][color=#330099]yeah i understand my Cleopatra, was just missing your addictive kisses [/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:19am On May 02, 2011

[color=#330099]
^^honey, is he asking for alms?[/color]

**goes over to bang d door shutting him out**

[color=#330099]curls my hands around my lovely sister's waist, leans forward and plants a succulent kiss on her mouth[/color] : [color=pink]pyoouttttt![/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:06am On May 02, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8241935#msg8241935 date=1304290093]well sorry I can never stop cuddling my brother FYI i'm sleeping in his room tonight just like the other night it was wonderful [/quote][color=#330099] my lovely sis, who's making that noise at the door? [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 9:25pm On May 01, 2011

Yes. . .cos there's a lot of funny scenarios to pick from.

Do you smoke?

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:15pm On May 01, 2011

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] *Snapz In heading straight towards the ladies room*

Sweetie! My Yinkus! Hun mi heard u were crying who touched u?? Baby is around [/color]

[color=#330099]
ladies room is a female toilet-room

El Guapo, turn back.

Yinka is easing herself.

Do you want to get blinded by what you see? [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:10pm On May 01, 2011

jokingmary:
Jealous that I can't derail a thread

[color=#330099]and can you tell me how one can derail an offtopic thread?
[size=32pt]? ?[/size] [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On May 01, 2011

neyshed:
Out come, no blame me oO

i fit prosecute my case sha. Don't worry wink

@pot, is dat all you gat?

free my boxers, jor! shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:44pm On May 01, 2011

Element G:
nice one man ROTFLMAO

do you laugh this easily? tongue

laugh responsibly, man tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:43pm On May 01, 2011

Element G:
nice one man ROTFLMAO

do you laugh this easily? tongue

laugh responsibly, man tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:33pm On May 01, 2011

Element G:
see boring love,

[color=#330099]you never see any good thing in love that's why real love keeps passing you by

Stop being jolos, and you might just hit it! [/color]

which one be d shakespeare lyrics wey una dey use for each other no gbadun me, abeg shake and prove out some love,

[color=#330099]
check us out[/color]
HERE!. [color=#330099]
Are all these feelings not real?? [/color]

all dis lyrics dey bore my soul and spirit, mtseeew,

[color=#330099]
your life is already bored and that's why you come here to read Jokes anyway.

oh come on, that's a fact!
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ID abeg teach them how we do our own dat time, man nland dey shake dey feel our impact

[color=#330099]
I don't think she's gat sweet mouth o

maybe two of una dey use yabs do love lyrics [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:03pm On May 01, 2011

jokingmary:
Don't u know how to read?

THIS IS THE JOKES SECTION

Mr Mary, how many JOKES or threads have you invented, produced, copy-pasted or copy-righted. . .
you guys should stop acting sillly

enjoy what you're reading and STFU

Don't tell me you're jealous too, brother tongue

N.B.

and you may not use the lyrics on your gf without obtaining copyright consent from the owners Jackpot&Natasha

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 3:31pm On May 01, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8238890#msg8238890 date=1304250017] my love I will always be here

never ever should you fear

for I will never disappear

let the world be still and hear

that the love we both share

is utmost and very dare

indeed it is very rare
[/quote][color=#330099]

Feelings r many
but words r few,

clouds r dark
but sky is blue,

Luv is a paper,
life is glue,

everything is false, only My Love is true.

Let the whole world know,
that my heart is for YOU

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 10:29am On May 01, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=621618.msg8231555#msg8231555 date=1304119389] if the sun refuses to shine
and the birds of the air refuse to fly
what shall I do in such a time
i don not have an answer to this great crime

having you is worth more than any dime
beloved you have made me reach my prime
i see nothing more to wish for
cos all i need is right here
in my heart deep inside
filling all my empty side

my beloved is jackpot and jackpot my beloved
I love you jackpot

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Tasha

We are, each of us

angels with only one wing;

and we can only fly

by embracing one another.

There is no sister like you

and no friend like you
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 9:40am On May 01, 2011

[color=#330099]^^If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, , thinking of you, my love[/color]

Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 9:15am On May 01, 2011

Tasha

Politics › Re: Acn 2 : Apga 0 ; Acn Defeats Apga Again In The Heart Of Alaigbo by jackpot(f): 8:54am On May 01, 2011

Nonsense thread title by another tribalistic bigot. Fck them bigots

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Can I Meet U? by jackpot(f): 8:23am On May 01, 2011

Lol!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Can I Meet U? by jackpot(f): 8:22am On May 01, 2011

Lol!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 8:06am On May 01, 2011

^^no we can't. tongue

NYSC › Re: The Fake Rescue. Youth Corps Members Accuse Governor Obi Of Fraudulent Claims by jackpot(f): 1:47am On May 01, 2011

Eko Ile:
You mean the coppers are lying and the same coppers are saying their state governor did not help evacuate them because the coppers are ehtnic bigots?

i meant Eko Ile is. What made you to give this thread a negative title "FAKE RESCUE"? Keep trying hating on Igbos while they're progressing. .I know it makes you happy and you may not stop.

NYSC › Re: Let NYSC Stay, Reps-elect Tells F.G. by jackpot(op): 10:26pm On Apr 30, 2011

After so much life had been lost. . . embarassed

NYSC › Re: The Fake Rescue. Youth Corps Members Accuse Governor Obi Of Fraudulent Claims by jackpot(f): 10:14pm On Apr 30, 2011

Any real Igbo-man relying on what ethnical bigots here select and post, should have his head examined.

For your information, have some reservations about what you get from sahara-reporters and Osun-defender

Peter Obi sent all (about 400) ANIDS bus in Anambra State to help evacuate Anambra Youth Corpers in the crisis region.

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