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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:34pm On May 02, 2011
**clears throat**





humbly waiting for my loff to come online
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 2:57pm On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
awww jackpot now you gonna me cry

                                    and for sure to cry is better than to die

                                       it's you I want and that's no lie
                                       
                                      but the world thinks we are high

                                       even now my heart is  grey

                                          to see my love I wish I may

                                        but things cannot always go my way

                                        so wait I will for the day

                                          and patiently I will pray

                                          that you again should come my way

                                          and always in your arms shall I lay  kiss kiss


                                     
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Tasha, dwelling in your heart, i feel no harm kiss


for you are like the sunshine so warm kiss


you are like sugar, so sweet kiss kiss kiss kiss


how i feel passionately for you, I so tweet kiss


for better for worse, you are like you kiss


and that's the reason why I love you! kiss kiss kiss
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:33am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
                                         when ever I open my eyes

                                       I see your smiling face

                                       I see you standing by my side

                                          And its you I yearn to embrace

                                       I can feel your heart beat

                                       Yet you are so far away

                                      Only a smile from you

can brighten up my day
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I love so much my heart is sure


As time goes on I love you more kiss


your happy smile, your loving face


no one will ever take your place kiss


for I have liked many but loved very few


yet no-one has been as sweet as you kiss


I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. kiss


just for the pleasure of a moment with you. kiss

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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 3:39am On May 02, 2011
[color=#330099][size=20pt]AN INTERLUDE smiley wink cool [/size][/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 2:10am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
*he slips his fingers under my dress and slowly finds my  lipsrsealed * slowly my hands run down his back , my fingers fond a way to his waist, kisses him harder and  softly caress his third leg   
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uses my fingers to squeeze d lips of her second mouth, grabs her toothless second mouth with my principal mouth, kisses it and d surroundin surface areas as she continues moaning passionately kiss kiss kiss
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 1:38am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
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moans sweetly as his fingers explore the bare expanse of my skin *kisses him under his ear lobe, strokes him gently
[color=#330099]* . .gives her a longitudinal section dissecting ravishing kiss starting from her forehead, down her mouth, through the valleys on her chest, down her belly-button. . .still going down. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed .* [/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 1:03am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
yes yes yes yes yes yes *holds him even  closer *
[color=#330099] *turns off the light and starts browsing her laptop with my fingers* kiss cheesy cheesy [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:50am On May 02, 2011
[color=#330099]^^Sorry, I was just greeting my wife wink


tanimz, howdy? Longest time!
Were you kidnapped? Lolz
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:44am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
kisses him with the kisses of her lips and hold him close to her
[color=#330099]gives her tenderly lover's bite to her ears while whispering to her ears : "would it be alright if I spend tonight being loved by you?"
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:34am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
@jackpot hey baby sup? I have been busy all day hardly have time for my self
[color=#330099]yeah i understand my Cleopatra, was just missing your addictive kisses kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss [/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:19am On May 02, 2011
[color=#330099]
^^honey, is he asking for alms?[/color]

**goes over to bang d door shutting him out**

[color=#330099]curls my hands around my lovely sister's waist, leans forward and plants a succulent kiss on her mouth[/color] : [color=pink]pyoouttttt![/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 12:06am On May 02, 2011
Natasha,,:
well sorry I can never stop cuddling my brother  FYI i'm sleeping in his room tonight  cheesy just like the other night it was wonderful
[color=#330099] my lovely sis, who's making that noise at the door? [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 9:25pm On May 01, 2011
Yes. . .cos there's a lot of funny scenarios to pick from.

Do you smoke?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:15pm On May 01, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] *Snapz In heading straight towards the ladies room*

Sweetie! My Yinkus! Hun mi heard u were crying who touched u?? Baby is around smiley [/color]
[color=#330099]
ladies room is a female toilet-room

El Guapo, turn back.

Yinka is easing herself.

Do you want to get blinded by what you see? [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:10pm On May 01, 2011
jokingmary:
Jealous that I can't derail a thread undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
[color=#330099]and can you tell me how one can derail an offtopic thread?
[size=32pt]? huh huh huh huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided huh huh huh huh huh huh ?[/size]
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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On May 01, 2011
neyshed:
Out come, no blame me oO
i fit prosecute my case sha. Don't worry wink
@pot, is dat all you gat?
free my boxers, jor! shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:44pm On May 01, 2011
Element G:
shocked shocked shocked nice one man ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin
do you laugh this easily? tongue

laugh responsibly, man tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:43pm On May 01, 2011
Element G:
shocked shocked shocked nice one man ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin
do you laugh this easily? tongue

laugh responsibly, man tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:33pm On May 01, 2011
Element G:
see boring love,
[color=#330099]you never see any good thing in love that's why real love keeps passing you by tongue tongue cheesy

Stop being jolos, and you might just hit it! wink [/color]

which one be d shakespeare lyrics wey una dey use for each other no gbadun me, abeg shake and prove out some love,
[color=#330099]
check us out[/color]
HERE!. [color=#330099]
Are all these feelings not real?? smiley smiley cool cool cool cool [/color]

all dis lyrics dey bore my soul and spirit, mtseeew, undecided undecided cheesy wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
[color=#330099]
your life is already bored and that's why you come here to read Jokes anyway. tongue

oh come on, that's a fact! cool
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ID abeg teach them how we do our own dat time, man nland dey shake dey feel our impact cool cool cool cool cool cool
[color=#330099]
I don't think she's gat sweet mouth o wink tongue cheesy grin

maybe two of una dey use yabs do love lyrics wink tongue cheesy grin [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:03pm On May 01, 2011
jokingmary:
Don't u know how to read? huh

THIS IS THE JOKES SECTION
Mr Mary, how many JOKES or threads have you invented, produced, copy-pasted or copy-righted. . .
you guys should stop acting sillly

enjoy what you're reading and STFU

Don't tell me you're jealous too, brother tongue




N.B.

and you may not use the lyrics on your gf without obtaining copyright consent from the owners Jackpot&Natasha
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 3:31pm On May 01, 2011
Natasha,,:
                      my love I will always be here

                                     never ever should you fear
                 
                                     for I will never disappear

                                     let the world be still and hear
             
                                     that the love we both  share
               
                                     is utmost and very dare

                                      indeed it is very rare kiss
                                   
[color=#330099]

Feelings r many
but words r few, kiss


clouds r dark
but sky is blue,


Luv is a paper,
life is glue,


everything is false, only My Love is true. kiss


Let the whole world know,
that my heart is for YOU kiss


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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 10:29am On May 01, 2011
Natasha,,:
                               if the sun refuses to shine
                                    and the birds of the air refuse to fly
                                     what shall I do in such a time
                                      i don not have an answer to this great crime





 having you is worth more than any dime
                                       beloved you have made me reach my prime
                                      i see nothing more to wish for
                                         cos all i need is right here
                                         in my heart deep inside
                                      filling all  my empty side

  my beloved is jackpot and jackpot my beloved
I love you jackpot kiss









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Tasha kiss


We are, each of us

angels with only one wing;

and we can only fly

by embracing one another.
kiss kiss kiss




There is no sister like you kiss

and no friend like you kiss kiss
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 9:40am On May 01, 2011
[color=#330099]^^If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, , thinking of you, my love[/color]
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 9:15am On May 01, 2011
Tasha cool
PoliticsRe: Acn 2 : Apga 0 ; Acn Defeats Apga Again In The Heart Of Alaigbo by jackpot(f): 8:54am On May 01, 2011
Nonsense thread title by another tribalistic bigot. Fck them bigots
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seun Can I Meet U? by jackpot(f): 8:23am On May 01, 2011
Lol!!! cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seun Can I Meet U? by jackpot(f): 8:22am On May 01, 2011
Lol!!! cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 8:06am On May 01, 2011
^^no we can't. tongue
NYSCRe: The Fake Rescue. Youth Corps Members Accuse Governor Obi Of Fraudulent Claims by jackpot(f): 1:47am On May 01, 2011
Eko Ile:
You mean the coppers are lying and the same coppers are saying their state governor did not help evacuate them because the coppers are ehtnic bigots?
i meant Eko Ile is. What made you to give this thread a negative title "FAKE RESCUE"? Keep trying hating on Igbos while they're progressing. .I know it makes you happy and you may not stop.
NYSCRe: Let NYSC Stay, Reps-elect Tells F.G. by jackpot(op): 10:26pm On Apr 30, 2011
After so much life had been lost. . . embarassed cry
NYSCRe: The Fake Rescue. Youth Corps Members Accuse Governor Obi Of Fraudulent Claims by jackpot(f): 10:14pm On Apr 30, 2011
Any real Igbo-man relying on what ethnical bigots here select and post, should have his head examined.

For your information, have some reservations about what you get from sahara-reporters and Osun-defender

Peter Obi sent all (about 400) ANIDS bus in Anambra State to help evacuate Anambra Youth Corpers in the crisis region.

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