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@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

@SOPHIZZY

E better as them NEPA peeps collect da light because you don dey mis-yarn ;(

How in the earth do you enjoy that unholy and unceremonious battle ground of a SPA?
abi you no watch as broken pieces of bottle dey parachute and stone dey describe parabola for people's head in dat SPA?

**Staggers in swaggers in

Happy Sunday barristers Bar-resters

hey, Efe warrido? You still dey find that generational artifact?

for some deliverances and anointing

El, you calling Yinka young lady? Awww. . .that's a cute lovely pet name you have got for her.

@STUDIO
brother, when will you stop being a pain in the arse? *just wondering*

Natasha,,:
yes me love how is you doing?

oops! Just seeing it now. My bad.
I'm doing great. Just back from da church. Holler @ me.

Oops! Market men and women blibbering and blabbering, gamboling and gallivanting all over.

see what gossips and counter-gossips have turned my bar into!

[color=indigo][size=32pt]SMILE[/size][/color]

@EL, shey you talk say make we drop smile?

yeah. . .gotcha

do you find ugly-Betty's username funny?

hunkyjohn:
Character first. The problem is that you need time to assess character while beauty just sits there staring you in the face for immediate assessment. Beauty can be an entry point but when decisions need to be taken, u should start with character.

i am with you on this bruva. most people needs a home that can last!

male bash females?

oh well, no females here to bash!

**heads for the exit**

any 2nd deg guy in here

^^goat wings, fried fish legs and guess what? your favorite cow anus liver

Always Derailing Mostly In Threads



D A D D Y

trip to wonderland

yes, long time ago, from moi granny too.


have your dulling darling ever called you sweet-rat instead of sweet-heart?

dani1luv:
Oga ya boxer dun wet oh wetin u dey luk 4 my body
I know say you dun craze finish e remain small make you kolo. .wetin i wan use straw do. .abi u wan take style use am suck breeast

lol. . .gals alwayz straw e'erything, that's y me askt

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]No. .no.no i jxt want u to be two ears here ok, look i dnt like this bar for several reasons[/color]

lol, too bad we don't sell chocolates

brownsilk:
Yes, how come your trunk is down there,

lol. almost.
he asked him, "how do you breathe through that thing?"


@op
yes


do you take snuffs?

^^moi loffly sister

yes. . .in the nyash

do you know what the elephant asked the nake.d man?

@GUAPO

sup?

dani1luv:
I resemble man for ya eyes. . .Chilled one to wo eyin jor

lol
e dey
*opens d fridge, serves him the sexy bottle of Small Stout*

pretty thing , make i bring straw too?

bright007:
**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder.

errm. .cousin, Obama and wifey don visit buy Osama head. . .lolz

igbo dey, oya collect am. *gives him d igbo*
be careful cousin, dat thing don send a lot of young guys kolo

*hands him over the gulder*
give it some time to ferment o

brownsilk:
^{gulping d last of my chilled gulder, shey make i buy another one pour am inside kpali, as i dey sing for church i go dey drink am small small, person no go know sef, them go think say na laca sera, that our church sef, u gatz high make d spirit move u!}

oh boy, abeg take this kpali make u pour another chilled gulder inside, no let anybody see am o. you are blessed.

*goes over to collect da kpali, notices d segzy figure, my eyes is no longer concentrating well. . . mehn look at those curves. . .remembers she is an evangelist, gets my self back and collects the kpali, pours da chilled gulder inside & hands it over to her*

but errm. . .aunty, you neva pay o

Studio CFR:
is it everybody with brown lips like u said smokes ciggarate?

Shows how daft your are.

I dont know what u would gain from bringing your fellow man down to get the top 

common joke you no fit take.
Can't you see where i said i guessed? Anyways why do i bother an unintelligible soul like you.

Oh Well, whatev's. I have important things to do than waste my time replying you.

Beefing you is not in my agenda, Ok?

Just get a life.

dani1luv:
Small Stout Please

sir, hot or chilled?

^^eerrrm. .bros,

**looks at his mouth lips and observes dat it is brownish in color and guesses dat he is a typical cigarette smoker**

Studio, make i bring you Donchester cigarettes?

Price is one for 5 naira lol

^^Lol, welcome o gal, chilled Gulder dey na.

**serves her a bottle of chilled gulder as she looks left & right b4 guzzling it down**