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El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Lol

You know what?? I hardly feign my emotion! Am a happY, Caring, Extrovertic, benevolent and Loving fellow Every move of mine towards u here is same wiv the ones recieved frm Nnenna at home. . .i swear to that [/color]

yinkalink:
Lol @ guapo, greet nnenna for me

Natasha,,:
words can never explain how I feel

                                  the feeling is just to much for anyone to kill

                                   even when you not not hear I still feel you deep in my skin
                                   
                                  just the thought of you comforts me

                                   its so obvious yet not every one can see

                                    I love my beloved with all my heart

                                    and I pray we will never ever part

                                    you are my beloved and indeed you are loved 

                                   

you have touched my heart, you have touched my soul

because of you, I now feel whole

you will always be my closest friend

you will be in my heart to the very end

on a silent night when friend are few

I close my eyes and think of you

a silent night, a silent tear

a silent wish that you were here!

bright007:
Spa has become so desolate,no real homo sapiens here anymore just amphibians,hermaphroditic platyhelminthes & bloody ascetosporans!!!

bright007:
@studio:fools like u don't accept positive criticism.your user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.

yinkalink:
U‘re d illest!!!
I just hope u act like this to your “real life wife“

neyshed:
Oga oO U ladies ar very funny sha, which wan be obotosky,okobosky and obodosky wey una dey shout self. Una don spoil finish.gossilipas. Pot u no say na only bone remain for ya body u better signout nw kawon iya to punish eé. Watsup spatacruss

Idowuogbo:
@jacket poraro
u dey fear witchcraft ni

tanimz:
Phlegm still dey ya throat? After how many months? Bros, you better go for TB testing. This is getting serious.

neyshed:
Hamid!! shey u no see me, anyway kilon sele naw

neyshed,
na so you short reach wey make Hamid no see you greet?

maybe you should try wearing ladies high-heels next time!

Natasha,,:
emm good night

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Occasionally, airline
attendants make an effort
to make the "in-flight
safety lecture" and their
other announcements a
bit more entertaining.
Here are some real
examples that have been
heard or reported:
1. From a Southwest
Airlines employee,
"There may be 50 ways
to leave your lover, but
there are only 4 ways out
of this airplane, "
2. Pilot -- "Folks, we have
reached our cruising
altitude now, so I am
going to switch the seat
belt sign off. Feel free to
move about as you wish,
but please stay inside the
plane till we land, it's a bit
cold outside, and if you
walk on the wings it
affects the flight pattern."
3. After landing: "Thank
you for flying Delta
Business Express. We
hope you enjoyed giving
us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you
for a ride.
4. As the plane landed and
was coming to a stop at
Washington National, a
lone voice comes over the
loudspeaker: "Whoa, big
fella. WHOA!"
5. After a particularly
rough landing during
thunderstorms in
Memphis, a flight
attendant on a Northwest
flight announced: "Please
take care when opening
the overhead
compartments because,
after a landing like that,
sure as hell everything
has shifted."
6. From a Southwest
Airlines employee,
"Welcome aboard
Southwest Flight Bleep to
YYY. To operate your
seatbelt, insert the metal
tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like
every other seatbelt and if
you don't know how to
operate one, you
probably shouldn't be out
in public unsupervised. In
the event of a sudden loss
of cabin pressure, oxygen
masks will descend from
the ceiling. Stop
screaming, grab the
mask, and pull it over
your face. If you have a
small child traveling with
you, secure your mask
before assisting with
theirs. If you are traveling
with two small children,
decide now which one
you love more.
7. Weather at our
destination is 50 degrees
with some broken clouds,
but they'll try to have
them fixed before we
arrive. Thank you, and
remember, nobody loves
you or your money,
more than Southwest
Airlines."
8. "Your seat cushions
can be used for flotation
and in the event of an
emergency water landing,
please take them with our
compliments."
9. "As you exit the plane,
please make sure to
gather all of your
belongings. Anything left
behind will be distributed
evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not
leave children or
spouses."
10. "Last one off the plane
must clean it."
11. From the pilot during
his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have
some of the best flight
attendants in the
industry, Unfortunately
none of them are on this
flight, !
12. Overheard on an
American Airlines flight
into Amarillo, Texas, on a
particularly windy and
bumpy day. During the
final approach, the Captain
was really having to fight
it. After an extremely hard
landing, the Flight
Attendant came on the PA
and announced, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, welcome
to Amarillo. Please remain
in your seats with your
seatbelts fastened while
the Captain taxis what's
left of our airplane to the
gate!"
13. Another flight
Attendant's comment on
a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please
remain seated as Captain
Kangaroo bounces us to
the terminal."
14. An airline pilot wrote
that on this particular flight
he had hammered his
ship into the runway
really hard. The airline had
a policy which required
the first officer to stand at
the door while the
passengers exited, smile,
and give them a "Thanks
for flying XYZ airline." He
said that in light of his bad
landing, he had a hard
time looking the
passengers in the eye,
thinking that someone
would have a smart
comment.
Finally, everyone had
gotten off except for this
little old lady walking with
a cane. She said, "Sonny,
mind if I ask you a
question?"
"Why no, Ma'am," said
the pilot, "what is it?"
The little old lady said,
"Did we land or were we
shot down?"
15. After a real crusher of
a landing in Phoenix, the
Flight Attendant came on
with, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, please remain
in your seats until Captain
Crash and the Crew have
brought the aircraft to a
screeching halt up against
the gate. And, once the
tire smoke has cleared
and the warning bells are
silenced, we'll open the
door and you can pick
your way through the
wreckage to the terminal.
16. Part of a Flight
Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like
to thank you folks for
flying with us today. And,
the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting
through the skies in a
pressurized metal tube,
we hope you'll think of us
here at US Airways."[/color]

Natasha,,:
                                            let them say what they want

                                    they can never stop us from loving each other
                                   
                                    I love you with all my heart

                                     and i can't stand loosing you

                                    I want you every day of my life

                                   so now I want to make a request

                                   please don't ever leave me

                                   I wish my request will be granted 
                                   

I have made so many mistakes in my life

but something I did right was to have you as a friend

like lettuces on a garden, my love i will tend

and I definitely wont make another mistake

for losing someone like you, i will not take

you have touched my heart and my soul.

because of you I now feel whole.

you will always be my closest friend

and will be in my heart till the very end

I want to grow old beside my damsel

and my damsel is you, my angel

Babypinkyz:
Reality,pls let me stop the mail thingy,we can be friends here. I dont know my own business with swisscash which you guys keep accusing that we are the same, We can keep talking here let everybody be on is own! bbpinky(bo1),it is my fault for consenting to invitation! b01