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 Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:19pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some area boyz go come loose d side-mirror   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:16pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:14pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:50am On May 11, 2011 |
Dusts the whole bar getting ready for today's business. . .business so promising  Brings over a bottle of rolls over my merry-go-round chair  sits down and looks outside as passers-by passes by nice rhymes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:59am On May 11, 2011 |
neyshed:oya roll up your mat and carry your feet-washing kettle make I jam the door |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:52am On May 11, 2011 |
I will also miss this thread for all the fightings, yinka tussles and my low hair-cut barbing LAUGHING MY MO'FUCKING ARSE OFF |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:48am On May 11, 2011 |
^^Lol, cousin. what a new day! At last, one can eat and pop champagne in a bar! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:39am On May 11, 2011 |
[color=indigo] Finally funeral ceremony for the deceased thread! She died at 100years. Left to mourn her is Idowu only! Funeral attendees: All Jokers Funeral Undertaker= Mod Dani Pastors Officiating: Mr & Mrs Yinka El Guapo[/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:39am On May 11, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:[color=indigo] [size=32pt]WORDS!!![/size][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:31am On May 11, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:*dodges her saliva-spits* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:30am On May 11, 2011 |
^^bros, why you dey fall your hands na. You suppose talk say na gas cooker or electric stove you dey use not dat 350naira generational stove you dey use for una house. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by jackpot(f): 1:53am On May 11, 2011 |
baby, excuse me, your blouse fits you well. What's the make? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:05am On May 11, 2011 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:02am On May 11, 2011 |
*THREAD LOCKED* with love from Almighty Jackpot! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:58pm On May 10, 2011 |
**thinking** this gorgeously dressed young pastor carrying a bible and demanding for an alcohol. . .congregations, do as i say but not as i do *pauses thinking* ermm. . Oga Phate, welcome *goes over to the fridge, opens it and collects two bottles, serves him* oga phate, welcome. take ya drink. See opener sef |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:50pm On May 10, 2011 |
New offtopic thread already opened. Phate, can you, purleease! Id, i've seen you. But continue deceiving yourself. I won't reply you even once. Bright, drive your escalade commot make dem no padlock am inside. Meet me at the new offtopic chat thread |
| Jokes Etc › JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:17pm On May 10, 2011 |
[color=indigo][b]Welcome to the Rendezvous Joker's Bar Joint. Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu. African & Continental dishes are also available: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, roasted chicken, gala=yinka's favorite,dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head and wings, fried beans, shrimps, etc. . So, let's keep the train rolling. Giving most honour to those who deserve them: Bar Tender Jackpot Bar Patronizers bright007 roughneck El Guapo Element G Studio CFR shakara4u neyshed eldav jokingmary Hamid. O daniluv Phate 07 Bar Matronizers Natasha,, Efemena_xy chi-baby tanimz yinkalink Sophizzy Badosky! brownsilk New customers are welcomed. Meet up with the last threads here~ [url=https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/ topic-580436.html]All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I)[/url] Badosky!!! Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) Fellow Bar mates, at the count of 3, I declare this bar open. 1! 2!! 3!!! BAR OPENED!!! [/b][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:05pm On May 10, 2011 |
El Guapo:WHAT?!! El Guapo, are you trying to impersonate me? Nwanne m, hapuru m ya. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:59pm On May 10, 2011 |
Natasha,,:what? When bros J is around? Just go and bring my |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:53pm On May 10, 2011 |
eldav:you're the best. Of what use will 2 grown up guys fight themselves finish, while d gal in kweshun is aside laughing you too silly. Eldav, you're da man! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:07pm On May 10, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@ID where the champagne at, let's party and make merry before the incoming Hurricane Katrina demolishes our treasured SPA @cousin Bright it's 080-JACKY-007. How na? How body? You dey go mechanic to service your escalade? Lol [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:54pm On May 10, 2011 |
[color=indigo]Shaq fight with Studio finish, shaq collect Yinka Guapo use his googled arrays of encyc[b]love[/b]pedia snatch Yinka away from Shaq :-/Studio can't deal with failure! He no dey carry last last Suddenly Eldav starts showing interest in Yinka Eldav begin cursing El Guapo, El replies back. Instead of Yinka to cajole Eldav, she resorts to laughing "hehehehehehehehehe" Yinka sef, why not make your guy feel proud of you instead of sitting on da fence and watching them break each other's head with bottle? Defend your man na  Eldav, better use your tongue & count your teeth. Never put asunder to both of them. El Guapo loves this girl more than you, why not quit d party-pooping show? [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jackpot(f): 4:11am On May 10, 2011 |
El Guapo:El, that's my line you cornered. . .it's actually funny yabbin someone wit dat. but why you no get copy[i]left[/i] from me? abi, you wan use chewing gum do super glue? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:57am On May 10, 2011 |
^^Eldav, it's a lie jor. I noticed u gat an eye on her. Why do you keep sounding like Studio? **just wonderin** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On May 09, 2011 |
**takes a chair and looks outside watching as the little kids El and Yinka plays with sand, they are building sand-houses with their legs!** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:56am On May 09, 2011 |
Lol @ quadro-posting. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:55am On May 09, 2011 |
Lol @ quadro-posting. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:39am On May 09, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@Xynerise check your pocket well to make sure you didn't exchange your handkerchief for **no offence** BTW, why you wan disturb us wit what transpired between una for yester night? [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:32am On May 09, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@Xynerise check your pocket well to make sure you didn't exchange your handkerchief for **no offence** BTW, why you wan disturb us wit what transpired between una for yester night? [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:30am On May 09, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@Xynerise check your pocket well to make sure you didn't exchange your handkerchief for **no offence** BTW, why you wan disturb us wit what transpired between una for yester night? [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:28am On May 09, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@Xynerise check your pocket well to make sure you didn't exchange your handkerchief for **no offence** BTW, why you wan disturb us wit what transpired between una for yester night? [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:07am On May 09, 2011 |
eldav:nice pun. another combo is: neyshed in his |
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