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 Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by jackpot(f): 5:56pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
yawns out loud~   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
booqee:SMH  boosqee, I don turn my lappie upside town and tried re-reading this your sentence many times, yet it is not funny!  Bite me, ouchhh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 6:26am On Feb 16, 2012 |
booqee:you guys are making this section so boring with all these crappy comments and lest I forgot, this thread is a massive failure cos it's got no funny replies *oya, begin cry*  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:05am On Feb 16, 2012 |
Bro diana1luv, check the time you're looking for Ben my wallclock says 12 midnight you a vampire?  *no offeinsse* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:08pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
ltngeneral:SMH!!! |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by jackpot(f): 10:54pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Goldieluks:chei! See investigative journalism |
| Romance › Re: Which Month Has The Most Birthdays. . .>>>poll by jackpot(op): 5:08pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Valentines and November extra birthdays. . .i think the correlation between the two is very strong |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 4:20pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
chi-baby:quality advice for all Put a cap on it, if you must do it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: From The Stable Of Your Jokes Poster Of The Year -----> Enjoy by jackpot(op): 4:05pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Agybabe:[color=indigo]wharra surprise! missed you loads dear buzzing you straight away!  [/color] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 8:52am On Feb 13, 2012 |
some surprise packages billed for tomorrow |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:22am On Feb 13, 2012 |
[quote author=tanimz link=topic=862137.msg10183894#msg10183894 date=1329096600][/quote]hi tanimz dear longest time. missed ya posts here er, from your profile it seems either you're flat-chested or the camera is faulty pls clarify. Cheers |
| Jokes Etc › Re: From The Stable Of Your Jokes Poster Of The Year -----> Enjoy by jackpot(op): 7:58am On Feb 13, 2012 |
dani1luv:[color=indigo]gross = 144 points thanks for the ratings, bro [/color] |
| Sports › Re: AFCON 2012 Final: Zambia Vs Ivory Coast (8 - 7)Pens On 12th February 2012 by jackpot(f): 1:54am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Congrats to the Chipolopolos. Welldone!! |
| Jokes Etc › From The Stable Of Your Jokes Poster Of The Year -----> Enjoy by jackpot(op): 9:01pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
[color=indigo]A cucumber, an onion and a pennis was having a discussion about life. The cucumber said "when i get big and hard they chop me up an toss me in salad!" the onion said "you get it easy mate when i get big and hard they skin me off and drown me in vinegar!" the pennis said "thats nothing compared to what i go through. When i get big and hard they put a rubber bag over my head, shove me in a small, warm dark cave and keep banging my head until i throw up and faint[/color] |
| Politics › Re: Federal Civil Servants Have Not Been Paid Their January,2012 Salary.why? by jackpot(f): 6:06pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
Our school chooked hand inside the school's pocket and paid us. But that was just last week! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Feb 12, 2012 |
chelseabmw: er bro, which diameter of punnys are you looking for? is it size 1/2, 1, 2 or 3 inches? Choose one. Cheers |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
^^ where this one waka come from? abeg, close that your ikwikwi mouth make we see better air breathe mtchew |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 3:14pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
DONkollione:i can see your gayish pick-up lines is improving? Er bro, you got vaselines?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:09pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
DONkollione:battle field? Bro, do you mean love-making sessions? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:39am On Feb 11, 2012 |
Imperial McHæl: er, welcome to the most clueless offtopic since the history of Jokes. Just comment, ok? Thank you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:32am On Feb 11, 2012 |
hey mikuz! Longest time, how's kinezeala? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:28am On Feb 11, 2012 |
DONkollione:something tells me that the GPMG or dangerous weapon you're talking about is your prick Er bro, you wanna exercise your Young Moses? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:17am On Feb 11, 2012 |
e remain small something make this place turn to burial ground~ Ben, thank you for giving us offtopic come run away commot SMH **hiccups** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: It's Official- - -projan Executives! by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
projan = gay party? guess the official dressing code for projan is transvestite wears |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Valentine's Day Is Cancelled. Sorry by jackpot(f): 3:36pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
badmrkt:saw this on my FB wall 3 days ago |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Vacant Positions In Projan= = = =apply Now! by jackpot(f): 3:22pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
SMH kids everywhere i know say if here na playground, dem for don dey build toy-houses with sand and their feet |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:09am On Feb 10, 2012 |
DONkollione:to you, my dear special friend DON-KOLO 1 nkita na-eri nsi susukwa gi onu ebe ahu anu mpama!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:46pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Hurray!! page 12 at last SMH!! I know say Ben go give us thread commot make us fill am all by ourselves nobody to maintain d convo now if I say make dem present award to me and mikuz for keeping this offtopic alive, they'll start fidgeting [/b] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Person You Hate The Most On Jokes Section. by jackpot(f): 11:38pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
e be like say your face dey itch for slaps this evening? Mtchew |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:32pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
moi bullets don finish oo na only cutlass I carry  |
well mikuz, are u been jealous or something?? 
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