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Jokes EtcRe: How To Know If You're Local. by jackpot(f): 9:28am On Mar 05, 2012
bright007:
You know u are local when u change your name from oluwabukola to BOOQEE.
funniest comment. . . cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by jackpot(f): 5:13am On Mar 04, 2012
crycrycrycry

R.I.P Perx

was shocked seeing this on homepage. How can? Chei! This world is a joke sad
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by jackpot(f): 1:18pm On Mar 03, 2012
ball goes out for corner-kick.

Watches as El Guapo plays the corner, goes for the ball as romance Sec defender Idowuogbo tries to shield the ball from me, sees that the ref isn't watching, jackpot intentionally squeezes her two cone-like chest-melons. She fell down and yells "mmmmh ahhhh"

Referee waves PLAY ON!!! cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by jackpot(f): 12:59pm On Mar 03, 2012
^sup, HRH Emeka? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 9:42am On Mar 03, 2012
mcnepow:
Must evry guy do this simply becos u do it??
never mind, i was only trying to explain what you meant by your love-nest tongue tongue

my original intention was not to expose you! wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 7:30am On Mar 02, 2012
^
yep, I understand what you means. cheesy

Since people are no longer coming here, you'll simply lock da door and start massturbating yourself, thereby vibrating and ejaculatin those spermish larva like an active volcano from the tip of your pencil-like prick! grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue cheesy

love nest indeed! cheesy tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 7:24pm On Mar 01, 2012
^
er bro, people are scampering away for safety from this offtopic deserted cemetery and you're subscribing. shocked

Are you a ritualist? undecided

*no oh-fence*
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 6:26pm On Mar 01, 2012
^er bro, why do you enjoy dragging celeb names to the mud? shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Chei! See Grandma Oh! by jackpot(f): 12:28am On Mar 01, 2012
Onyeasi:
Nice one but who are you hmm?
i am the AM I that I am

jackpot GCFR - The Official Jokes Poster of the Year

hope say you no carry any tape-recorder cos I'm tired of press interviews & conferences tongue cheesy grin
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by jackpot(f): 9:08pm On Feb 29, 2012
Natasha,,:
wait I just remembered I've sent it to you before on YIM  go and check, I'm even  there now.
dang, my yim is down now.

you logged on to fb now? *winks* wink wink wink
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by jackpot(f): 9:02pm On Feb 29, 2012
^Tasha dear, who was that at the door disturbing our convo?

Is it the mailman? cheesy
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by jackpot(f): 8:54pm On Feb 29, 2012
*shakes head* lol, not here

okay, i ayaf "forgivened" you, dearie

oya, shoot am for box enter my facebook wink
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by jackpot(f): 8:44pm On Feb 29, 2012
^am cool, sis kiss

missed ya loads. Bluetooth me those digits na. I ayaf waited tire *long face* undecided cheesy
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by jackpot(f): 8:36pm On Feb 29, 2012
REALITY101:
They spend a lot time on NL searching for d1cks to screw. Idowu's must be smelling like tuna, dyt's like sardines and Freecocoa's like uncooked lobster
*tries picturing what he just said*

dang!
Jokes EtcRe: Chei! See Grandma Oh! by jackpot(f): 8:17pm On Feb 29, 2012
^my dear, i wonder too oh. People are laughing easily these days. If you cough, they'll laugh. shocked sad

SMH
Jokes EtcRe: Chei! See Grandma Oh! by jackpot(f): 6:14pm On Feb 29, 2012
*claps back-hand* cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by jackpot(f): 5:37pm On Feb 29, 2012
da boiz are no longer smiling. . . shocked wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 4:59pm On Feb 29, 2012
O boy see ghosts for da offtopic cemetery . . . shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 7:29pm On Feb 25, 2012
^

LMAO!!! cheesy grin

I guess it is a cemetery and the joke mods Dani and Ben are the undertakers sad sad sad cheesy

cousin, can you imagine? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 3:50pm On Feb 25, 2012
mods I have a complaint sad

ANT BITE ME embarassed cry
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 3:40pm On Feb 25, 2012
happy Easter don-kolo

er, but why is it that everytime you see me, that little agama lizard inside your boxers keeps dangling and shaking its head?
undecided tongue tongue cheesy

i'm a guy like you oh. Hope you're not gonna give me blisters for my nyansh with that carrot you call a prick? tongue tongue grin

*carries my slippers for my hand* cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Where Do Talkatives Get The Words They Talk From? by jackpot(f): 3:14pm On Feb 25, 2012
hope the OP is not the talk-a-thieves here? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:59pm On Feb 25, 2012
SMH. . .this thread already looks dead like a burial ground. . .the silence here is just too much that I can hear the echo of my voice sad angry sad

it makes me kinda think that people commenting here are ghosts undecided undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:04pm On Feb 17, 2012
lawd have mercy!!!!


don, so you too dey follow toast pesin?


you wey your prick lean like a sharpened HB pencil!!!
tongue tongue cheesy cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 9:54pm On Feb 16, 2012
Hurray!! Page 17 sumborri undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 9:43pm On Feb 16, 2012
swtchicgurl:
i heard u had ur head checked and they found nothing there  undecided undecided undecided

*no offense*
look at this flat-chested dark-skinned Togolese shortt engine

I must confess you look like Mike Tyson on a wig and sunshades~ tongue tongue cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Free Kick Taker In The World? by jackpot(f): 9:35pm On Feb 16, 2012
Back then, my kid brother bought Juninho's Lyon jersey cos of his free-kicks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League : Ajax Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th February 2012(0 - 0) by jackpot(f): 8:53pm On Feb 16, 2012
muki, it's like the front page says Ajax won

#checkitout#
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2012
Keep posting, my people tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 8:35pm On Feb 16, 2012
Smh
Jokes EtcRe: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On Feb 16, 2012
^
as if your own bweasts never sag~ tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News ### Ist Edition by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Feb 16, 2012
*sees all the curses flying, turns back and walks away* sad

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