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Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Person You Hate The Most On Jokes Section. by jackpot(f): 11:25pm On Feb 09, 2012

yeah, for me it's all arse-kissers and woman wrapper we've here

Jokes Etc › Re: Homar Returns Again by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Feb 09, 2012

who is Homar?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2012

mikuz dear

do you think this thread can come to life again?

Maybe it's high time we start dragging people here to comment

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:05pm On Feb 07, 2012

^^ Er bro, you wanna dangle your banana? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 7:35pm On Feb 07, 2012

DONkollione:
Jackpot hw far?

prostrate before I reply

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:22am On Feb 07, 2012

Tosinville:
who's this kim k people were chanting about plz?

does she give punny for free?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=862491.msg10135382#msg10135382 date=1328546455]Kim K is attractive with caked on make up and can suck a Joystick backwards, however what else is she good for? [/quote]

crazy fellas. . . cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On Feb 06, 2012

bunmioguns:
You don see am B4 ~~Mumu~~

SLAPS!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:55pm On Feb 06, 2012

^you don leave protest dey eye woman, my brother

lol cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:45pm On Feb 06, 2012

DONkollione:
Er. . . Where is adamu d gateman? Why did he liv d gate open?

DONKOLO-ONE
yeah, while you were away at work, Adamu(the gateman) climbed upstairs and entered your wifey room

the next thing I heard from her window was the squeaking of her spring bed and then her voice, "aaah aaah, easy ooo, mmm, are you feeling it baby? I'm cumminggg! "

have you ever wondered why immediately you asks her for a good nyanshing, she always comes up with the excuse, "honey, i'm so tired now. Can we do it some other time, pls?"

Hehehe

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:32pm On Feb 06, 2012

bunmioguns:
laffin wiv my ~~d1ck~~ donkoline

that 3-inches pencil?

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2012

chelseabmw:
Where da hell is jackpot? My guy my guy,

is this bro chelskea?

*fires 3 gunshots in tha air*

*rushes closer as we chop knuckles and embrace*

long time no see, my guy.

missed our collabo oh. The thing tight mehn

flash my line make we discuss our latest formation

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Feb 05, 2012

^^If you guys wanna get banned, I, Jackpot doesn't wanna get banned.

I'm not accepting any invitation to any fight.

@MUKINA

disclaimer
I, Jackpot won't accept any invitation to fight cos I don't wanna get banned. Name-calling is not my nature

Thanks

i'm outta here

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:54pm On Feb 05, 2012

DONkollione:
@jackpot. Go tell ya mama d bullshit!

Pls dont tag it beef. I HATE U!

my issue is with the bolded. Why did he bring my mother into this when i only told him to stop beefing me?

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-862137.416.html#msg10126840

Jokes Etc › Re: Hey by jackpot(f): 11:31am On Feb 05, 2012

Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: HBDBEN-10!!! by jackpot(op): 10:59am On Feb 05, 2012

mikuz:
Jack you dey fu ck up o!
Who send you work?
Na this mumu mod you dey wish happy birthday?
Mtchewww!!
Na wa for you!!!
Ruuuuuuubish !!!!

onye nkem ka i bu

o buru na mhapu gi, onye ka m ga akpozi nwanne m?

edozie lam ya

i nugo? wink

Romance › Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by jackpot(f): 2:02am On Feb 05, 2012

^
Guy, i borrowed it. wink

ngwa nu, have it back~ cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:28am On Feb 05, 2012

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=862137.msg10123829#msg10123829 date=1328399841]^^ na small pikin wey never hit puberty yet.

@Mikuz, continue posting jare - only 93 more pages to go

hopefully you go help carry this thread reach page 100 before daybreak. . .[/quote]*charges and barks at her*

wouf wouf wouf tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:32am On Feb 05, 2012

Smh @ people dat cry for losing an election. So so childish

mikuz, how far?

I dey feel your lyrics jor

way to go!

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:47pm On Feb 04, 2012

[color]No, there's no harm in trying, ryt?

just wanted you to see d funny error message dat'll pop up. . .[/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:23pm On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=862137.msg10121820#msg10121820 date=1328381817]Dnt they say, theres no harm in trying?? grin

[/quote]lol. . .

Ada Owerri, try reporting your post first and see what'll pop up.

It's kinda funny. Try it first *winks*

Jokes Etc › Re: Vacant Positions In Projan= = = =apply Now! by jackpot(f): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2012

bin gbagbo:
TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.

you dont meet the requirements, besides we dont trust you! get outta here!!!!

lol @ trust. . .funny

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2012

@mukina

after d PM, Id has resumed her attacks

see link

www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=862137.msg10121471#msg10121471

Sports › Re: AFCON 2012: Zambia Vs Sudan (3 - 0) On Saturday 4th February 2012 by jackpot(f): 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2012

Muki, warn Id. She has ignored d PM & resumed d attacks

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:54pm On Feb 04, 2012

dani1luv:
^Just save it. . I wonder the pleasure you derive in been banned. .

okay dani, i've not been clicking d report to mod button cos i have this feeling that you won't act on it. sad

hope i'm wrong? wink

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:46pm On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=862137.msg10121297#msg10121297 date=1328376821]Can I test ds report to mod botton thing? grin

Just curious on how it goes embarassed

[/quote][quote author=chi-baby link=topic=862137.msg10121297#msg10121297 date=1328376821]Can I test ds report to mod botton thing? grin

Just curious on how it goes embarassed

[/quote]no worries homegal

the thread's been cleaned

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 5:31pm On Feb 04, 2012

dani1luv:
killz and Jackpot, Thatz enough. I actually thought u guyz were joking, until either of u reported the other. You have a fight or a personal iish settle it outta nl, We dont condole e-fights, its against the forum rule, Dont bring ur garbage wotsoever here again, yea i know sum of u dnt like jackpot one way or the other, but i beg of you, settle whatever u'have got outside NL, A warning PM would be sent to you both soon. . . i'ld clean up this trash when am on pc. .

Thanks.

quote one place where I insulted him.

His grouse for stalking and cyber-bullying me was that I reported him for cyber-bullying on the Romance Section Complaint Thread

his Ids sexkillz, xkillz, ~Mikael~ has been banned numerous times.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:29pm On Feb 04, 2012

dani1luv:
Good morning. .

hope you shared that BJ you got (for taking this rash decision) with Ben

I knew you to be kind and generous. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:53pm On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=862137.msg10119041#msg10119041 date=1328355666]Why can't we post in All jokers and Badosky's lounge for jokers?? huh

[/quote]
**hiccups**
locked for no just cause. . .
**hiccups**

morning mak'4-baby

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=862137.msg10118405#msg10118405 date=1328349650]Lol I think it's the opposite, Jackie!! grin

[/quote]this kinda thing happened last year.

Dani locked mine last year and that's the genesis of this bad blood. Maybe he didn't tell you that bit.

The foundation stone for this thread was built on bad blood too.

Mikuz did nobody any harm. Yet you locked his thread and keep on banning him.

He posted nothing on Id's thread

this thread doesn't enjoy my blessing. . .

I would prefer it if both threads were unlocked and stickyed back.

Thank you

Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 9:39am On Feb 04, 2012

Worst official offtopic thread in the making~

Aeroplane. . . . .buuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm

*does hand as in Shevchenko's celebration*

LMAOOOOO!

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:32am On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=711136.msg10112408#msg10112408 date=1328274452]^^ & who are you to tell the mods what to do? How to do their jobs?
Haven't you displayed enough rudness to Dani ' n Ben?

@Mikuz bros, none of this was your fault - so pls don't take it to heart, you hear?

**@ Jackpot, just wondering how many NL friends (if any) you've got left.**

@ Dani & Ben, thanks for restoring some sanity back to this section. Kudos to you both

[/quote]maintain your lane, old lady. . .

@mods
pls delete this particular comment and edit/delete this her reply. That her reply is blasphemous. Thank you. . .

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