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Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Person You Hate The Most On Jokes Section. by jackpot(f): 11:25pm On Feb 09, 2012
yeah, for me it's all arse-kissers and woman wrapper we've here
Jokes EtcRe: Homar Returns Again by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Feb 09, 2012
who is Homar? tongue

Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2012
mikuz dear cool

do you think this thread can come to life again? wink

Maybe it's high time we start dragging people here to comment grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:05pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^ Er bro, you wanna dangle your banana? grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 7:35pm On Feb 07, 2012
DONkollione:
Jackpot hw far?  cool
prostrate before I reply tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:22am On Feb 07, 2012
Tosinville:
who's this kim k people were chanting about plz?

does she give punny for free?
Mrs, Chima:
Kim K is attractive with caked on make up and can suck a Joystick backwards, however what else is she good for?


crazy fellas. . .
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On Feb 06, 2012
bunmioguns:
You don see am B4 huh huh Mumu
SLAPS!!! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:55pm On Feb 06, 2012
^you don leave protest dey eye woman, my brother

lol cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:45pm On Feb 06, 2012
DONkollione:
Er. . . Where is adamu d gateman? Why did he liv d gate open? tongue
DONKOLO-ONE
yeah, while you were away at work, Adamu(the gateman) climbed upstairs and entered your wifey room

the next thing I heard from her window was the squeaking of her spring bed and then her voice, "aaah aaah, easy ooo, mmm, are you feeling it baby? I'm cumminggg! "

have you ever wondered why immediately you asks her for a good nyanshing, she always comes up with the excuse, "honey, i'm so tired now. Can we do it some other time, pls?" grin

Hehehe grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:32pm On Feb 06, 2012
bunmioguns:
laffin wiv my d1ck donkoline
that 3-inches pencil? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue tongue

SMH undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2012
chelseabmw:
Where da hell is jackpot?   My guy my guy,  lipsrsealed
is this bro chelskea?

*fires 3 gunshots in tha air* cool shocked cool

*rushes closer as we chop knuckles and embrace* cheesy cheesy

long time no see, my guy. sad cheesy

missed our collabo oh.  sad The thing tight mehn cool

flash my line make we discuss our latest formation grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Feb 05, 2012
^^If you guys wanna get banned, I, Jackpot doesn't wanna get banned.

I'm not accepting any invitation to any fight.

@MUKINA

disclaimer
I, Jackpot won't accept any invitation to fight cos I don't wanna get banned. Name-calling is not my nature

Thanks


i'm outta here

Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:54pm On Feb 05, 2012
DONkollione:
@jackpot. Go tell ya mama d bullshit!

Pls dont tag it beef. I HATE U!
my issue is with the bolded. Why did he bring my mother into this when i only told him to stop beefing me?

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-862137.416.html#msg10126840
Jokes EtcRe: Hey by jackpot(f): 11:31am On Feb 05, 2012
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: HBDBEN-10!!! by jackpot(op): 10:59am On Feb 05, 2012
mikuz:
Jack you dey fu ck up o!
Who send you work?
Na this mumu mod you dey wish happy birthday?
Mtchewww!!
Na wa for you!!!
Ruuuuuuubish !!!!
onye nkem ka i bu

o buru na mhapu gi, onye ka m ga akpozi nwanne m?

edozie lam ya

i nugo? wink
RomanceRe: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by jackpot(f): 2:02am On Feb 05, 2012
^
Guy, i borrowed it. wink

ngwa nu, have it back~ cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 1:28am On Feb 05, 2012
Efemena_xy:
^^ na small pikin wey never hit puberty yet.

@Mikuz, continue posting jare - only 93 more pages to go

hopefully you go help carry this thread reach page 100 before daybreak. . .
*charges and barks at her*

wouf wouf wouf
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:32am On Feb 05, 2012

Smh @ people dat cry for losing an election. So so childish cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


mikuz, how far?

I dey feel your lyrics jor

way to go! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:47pm On Feb 04, 2012
[color]No, there's no harm in trying, ryt? wink

just wanted you to see d funny error message dat'll pop up. . .
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Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:23pm On Feb 04, 2012
chi-baby:
Dnt they say, theres no harm in trying??  grin
lol. . .

Ada Owerri, try reporting your post first and see what'll pop up.

It's kinda funny. Try it first *winks*
Jokes EtcRe: Vacant Positions In Projan= = = =apply Now! by jackpot(f): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2012
bin gbagbo:
TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.


you dont meet the requirements, besides we dont trust you! get outta here!!!! angry angry
lol @ trust. . .funny
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2012
@mukina

after d PM, Id has resumed her attacks

see link

www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=862137.msg10121471#msg10121471
SportsRe: AFCON 2012: Zambia Vs Sudan (3 - 0) On Saturday 4th February 2012 by jackpot(f): 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2012
Muki, warn Id. She has ignored d PM & resumed d attacks
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:54pm On Feb 04, 2012
dani1luv:
^Just save it. . I wonder the pleasure you derive in been banned. .
okay dani, i've not been clicking d report to mod button cos i have this feeling that you won't act on it. sad

hope i'm wrong? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 6:46pm On Feb 04, 2012
chi-baby:
Can I test ds report to mod botton thing? grin cheesy Just curious on how it goes embarassed
chi-baby:
Can I test ds report to mod botton thing? grin cheesy Just curious on how it goes embarassed
no worries homegal

the thread's been cleaned
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 5:31pm On Feb 04, 2012
dani1luv:
killz and Jackpot, Thatz enough. I actually thought u guyz were joking, until either of u reported the other. You have a fight or a personal iish settle it outta nl, We dont condole e-fights, its against the forum rule,  Dont bring ur garbage wotsoever here again, yea i know sum of u dnt like jackpot one way or the other, but i beg of you, settle whatever u'have got outside NL, A warning PM would be sent to you both soon. . . i'ld clean up this trash when am on pc. .

Thanks.
quote one place where I insulted him.

His grouse for stalking and cyber-bullying me was that I reported him for cyber-bullying on the Romance Section Complaint Thread

his Ids sexkillz, xkillz, ~Mikael~ has been banned numerous times.
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 2:29pm On Feb 04, 2012
dani1luv:
Good morning. .
hope you shared that BJ you got (for taking this rash decision) with Ben

I knew you to be kind and generous. . . tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:53pm On Feb 04, 2012
chi-baby:
Why can't we post in All jokers and Badosky's lounge for jokers??  huh

**hiccups**
locked for no just cause. . .
**hiccups**

morning mak'4-baby
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2012
Ben-10:
Lol I think it's the opposite, Jackie!! grin grin
this kinda thing happened last year.

Dani locked mine last year and that's the genesis of this bad blood. Maybe he didn't tell you that bit.

The foundation stone for this thread was built on bad blood too.

Mikuz did nobody any harm. Yet you locked his thread and keep on banning him.

He posted nothing on Id's thread


this thread doesn't enjoy my blessing. . .

I would prefer it if both threads were unlocked and stickyed back.

Thank you
Jokes EtcRe: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 9:39am On Feb 04, 2012

Worst official offtopic thread in the making~ shocked

Aeroplane. . . . .buuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm

*does hand as in Shevchenko's celebration*

LMAOOOOO! cheesy cheesy grin grin

SMH
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:32am On Feb 04, 2012
Efemena_xy:
^^ & who are you to tell the mods what to do? How to do their jobs?
Haven't you displayed enough rudness to Dani ' n Ben?

@Mikuz bros, none of this was your fault - so pls don't take it to heart, you hear?

**@ Jackpot, just wondering how many NL friends (if any) you've got left.**

@ Dani & Ben, thanks for restoring some sanity back to this section. Kudos to you both

smiley
maintain your lane, old lady. . .

@mods
pls delete this particular comment and edit/delete this her reply. That her reply is blasphemous. Thank you. . .

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