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handsomeclouds:
This is the most senseless thread I have read in recent times.

Leave mosque and in fact religious matters out of your 10 bullshit thing.

Its a place of worship, not a place to observe others.

drink some water. while its humorous, it has insightful messages embedded in there. depends on your perspective though but i actually believe the OP just used '10 things' in the title to serve as a click bait. salam

nah those place claimers dey amusee pass

ThinkWISELY:
Lazy Nigeria Youth , Fela already said this



UMY is one of Nigeria best president, but unfortunately taken by the cold hands of death.

By the way, from a diplomatic and constituted view, this place looks below standard, so unkept and dirty for an ex president or even any Influential person

This is not a tomb, but a dirty grave yard

his 7 points agenda would have fixed alot of problems which are being faced today.

and bro. grave design or not, that dead doesnt care, its called transition to the afterlife, he's probably forgotten he was ever here or has presided over the affairs of a nation before

DSDLIVEREPORT:
This applies to everyone with fortune on earth

no lies ma G. the weak hearted wont relate

"behind every great fortune, there is a crime". - Honorè de balzac

- this applies to everyone of us on the african soil including your favourite 9ja 'capitalists' oh, and this security dude here has taste compared to some of our colorful 9ja celebs

fabienjoe:
It is called ethical hacking. No one employs a criminal hacker

lol. k.

thats it. ive read enuff bad news for today.. bye NL

OP, why exactly did u post this article?? if only my people know the weight of what we read online and how it impacts both our conscious and subconscious mind, then we resort to posting only beneficial articles and not useless gists like this one. im out

Jbleenk:
lol. Thanks bro. It's almost impossible to remotely gain access or hack a banks data base or system and carry out such humongous crime. Banks spend millions on internet security. No way u can remotely do such. Talking about hacking into a Swiss bank system? The world banking capital? That's bullshit.

fist bump my enlightened brother, let them know. too many ignoramuses on here 4real

topsonjto:
go to developed country, people like him are negotiated with to help improve the security

sigh.. pro hackers get employed, not petty bulk sms fraudsters like this gentleman up here

what are all these bullshit terminology i see up here? "http tunnel.com"?? pardon

"swiss code hacking" - pardon??

"$200m to $1m targets" - pardon

this guy is fooling both the media and the police and you guys are praising his bullshit. anyone who is well versed in internet security will know he's using the BULK sms fraud to defraud dealers but all these "swiss code" lies is what i don't understand.

someone even said he should be employed. To do what exactly ?

really shows the nigerian cyberspace is still a juicy niche but for conscience though, our politicians are doing enough damage already

Well more pressing issues to discuss.

* I noticed nigerians have name-calling in their DNA, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was labelled "The Clueless One"

* Our current President is called "the dullard" -

Press like like to return "The Clueless One" back to Aso Rock from daura, share to return the dullard back to otuoke

i'm confused this morning sef

SashaBanks:
Who doesn't know that Nina is a gold digger? That girl is shameless!

What baffled me about her is the way she rushed and kissed miracle on the lips and was giving him the "I love you look" the day miracle was proclaimed winner. Thats not classy girl! Miracle saw through her and knew that the girl is fake. The worst thing that can happen to a female is to force himself on a male... You will hate yourself! I observed closely and noticed that Miracle was not even feeling the girl... He didnt reciprocate the kiss even though it was meant to be a peck on the lips by Nina.

I don't blame the family though. They know they have planned out miracles life for him to be successful. They wouldn't want their grand children to grow up watching Daddy and Mummy smashing on TV. Not once, Not Twice! Its not Igbotic and Igbos see it as abomination to have sex on TV. The family of miracle will tolerate him because he won the mulla and Igbo's love money like kilode. So his sins are forgiven. But what about the little slut Nina? For where! The girl going to IMSU and having a boyfriend already is not helping matters. From Curtlclay hostel to Titanic lodge... Down To Merit Hostel... Down To Bell view hostel Works... All the girls there are runs girls and ashawo who sleep around or money.

Teddy A and Bamike has true love and are respected by both families because sex on TV is not a crime in yorubaland. The average person from that side loves sex like kilode. Did you people ever wonder why Teddy A mum was always lapping Bamike? You can feel the girl innocency from Afar! Always looking like an angel and has a special sex appeal. Thats why Teddy A does not play with her! Teddy A really loves her!

But I know deep in my heart that Miracle is not proud of Nina. He knew she is an average gold digger and only used her as stepping stone to fame. Kpatakpata, he will settle her with a car... But marriage that Nina is prospecting? Lai Lai.
Nina is just another yahoo yahoo boy dicck rider! Very classless for Miracle who is a Pilot. Nina can continue her cooperate Oloshoism or Runzing via Abuja connect.

Same applies to Tobi and Alexx. Tobi likes that girl for her big Ukwu. Yoruba people don't joke with big nyansh. They see it as a lottery. Another disadvantage to Alexx is that she and Tobi are not from the same class. Tobi family rich gbagan... Alex on the other hand..... Well, gossip for another day. But I really pray it works out for them because Alexx gave Tobi the peace he needed.

Am also happy for Tobi that he got free from that little witch named Ceecc. Short beautiful, Igbo girl like me. But very stubborn and heartless.

hmm. You go fear analysis. i wish i can be this passionate about my business

this clarification is uncalled for nigga, be a man of your word, you are either for OR against. The black race is being polluted by cowards like this gentle man

Nofav0rs:
deceive us and buy a motorcycle with your father's money

wicked soul

bump

chioma and davido don carry all d attention

please epp me sirs and respond, my middle name is also chioma

Hi guys,

Over the past few months, i have been practicing the skills of self sufficiency/self love i.e enjoying life on my own, enjoying my very own company without the influence of peers and so far its paying off--i smoke less now-1 blunt every other week, i drink less-- Also recently joined a gym and getting into better shape. I also bought a book on self development and already 75 pages into the book already.

Now comes the problem; It gets boring Atimes (i stay in a 2bedroom apt. friends used to occupy the other room but ever since i decided i want to be alone for a while, it has been vacant) But i have vowed not to accept any roommate unless they have similar life interests as me and are pushing me to become a better version of me.

Whenever i am free, I do visit the following places:

1 - bars. but i am not really into alcohol because it makes me misyarn (if you know, you know)
2- gym - to workout, meeting new people in the process.

I want suggestions on other activities i can partake in maybe during weekends that will enable me achieve the following goals:

1 - meet new people and network with those that have similar interests.

I prefer activities that can be carried out within lekki/Victoria island. Thanks

Troublemaker007:
This country is finished...

abeg nah who b this man wey don suffer for NL

Ifeanyi4491:
what of https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Nokia_6230i_01.jpg

Damn, my second phone

Only issue I had with it was the issue of certain Java games not running. Instead it always brings up 'application failed'. .

buffalowings4:
All is smokescreen
Just go to ilorin and marvel at the blatant corruption and hoarding of state's wealth for personal use
Signed a bill into law guaranteeing him getting a house after his tenure
Had the govt tear it down as it wasn't to his specification
The house was rebuilt
Then he sold it back to the govt.
Haha

And he just opened a hotel there
Go figure

Wife just opened a clinic too

We are fvck.ed
His kid is also being groomed to be the governor
Hear that sometime ago he organized a shopping spree for anyone who was at shoprite for free.
Lol

Hahahah brother you no lie faaa!

Anytime I'm driving around town I just shake my head in Annoyance cuz these people have zero pity for the ilorin emirate.

People are 40years backward over there in kwara. It's an eyesore I swear

josh123:
Na waa oo sucide doors,can one commit sucide with the doors?

By the time you reach level wey make u fit afford this car. I'm pretty sure all the thoughts that makes one commit suicide (such as buhari, povert, unemployment, hardship etc.) no go even come ur mind

Patrick33:
Nice one o... just imagine you open your door wan feel fly stepping out..one taxi on full speed just come comot the door carry go

D

nairalanduseles:
lol indomie kid tupac "life is so hard" 50 used tupac rhymes

Oh my bad

But Funny enough I might be older than you are, " indomie adult"

nairalanduseles:
cos u never dey pay bills.......like tupac said ....death gotta be easy cos life is hard

50cent - many men.

Not PAC

And yes, nah who no get bills dey smile

Sent him 218k in advance and he delivered
As promised.
I really enjoyed dealing with him and n iit he never gave me a single reason to doubt his legitimacy. Would surely deal with him again

Nsonaso:
Still available

How much will it cost me for you to upgrade it to 32gb for me? And I need the last price bro.

Give me your WhatsApp number as well. Thanks

Of my dad whose birthday was a few days back.

Please who is interested in doing this for me ?

State your price and your email/phone number

Ok

1st step is to take her to a doctor. not nairaland