Tekahashi:
easy bruv, nothing new to me, currently I have up to 3 credit cards details I could had used if I wanted to

Lol, ok

Tekahashi:
I wonder what God used to create the hearts of fraudsters. I study in the University from a very poor background, I wonder how my mom always meets up with the bills because she farms, single-handedly....
...But this last school fees, she found it difficult to provide, probably I had taken her for granted and when she told me she's stranded, I started ranting in the presence of others, one of the women sitting there that day got annoyed and yelled at me that "can't you see your mates driving big cars? as old as you are you are still troubling your parent for fees, what happened to your hands? "I kept mute immediately, this is not the first time I've been compared to my age mates by people around but I don't know what got me off this time.
A few weeks back one of my neighbors at home drove a benz car, glk to be precise and started spraying money around, everyone was hailing him, at that point I was also compared to him by others, so after this particular comment, I made up my mind to do the same thing that I thought gave the others their quick money.. I'm not a novice in the field so I got my tools ready, I decided to start with dating because offline I'm a smooth talker. in less than 1 month I got up to 10 different ladies who where willing to die for me (no joke ) ,now time to move on to the next devilish step, I just couldn't do it, I couldn't scam those who had trust in me, it was bad enough that I was playing with their feelings so here I am again back to square one.. I still get a lot of messages from them but I don't reply, most of my friends had asked to buy my account up to a tune of 500k but I refused..
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Ask those 10’ ladies for money first, nah there your body go first tell you - what these boys do to successfully take money from strangers over the internet under the guise of romance is deeper than all you wrote up here.

Babastrong:
That going through life without a security blanket is dangerous.

Explain bro

What is 60,000 compared to the current rate of inflation. Also it is a promise meaning it hasn’t been enacted yet. God bless this country

tarantino1:


She's worth almost a billion. I doubt she regrets a thing

Thank you. I don’t know why nairalanders always assume being rich and famous causes misery. This woman aged for God sake, being poor doesn’t exempt you from growing old smh

Nigeria will condition you to despise excellence.

Damn

Calibrator:
Contract to deliver his region during the 2023 General Elections sealed and locked.




Who are they kidding?

Oil full your head

Thereisstillhop:
If say this dude listened to my advice last we both met in Malaysia. He would not fall to this

Lol you wey de sip garri de advise hush. Lmao

A big fat zero. Need to change my ways

naptu2:
Something similar happened in 2013.

There's a place at the Murtala Muhammed Airport that is known as the Airplane Graveyard. That is where planes were abandoned for many years. FAAN gave the owners of the abandoned planes a deadline to remove them. The owners of one of the disused planes sold it to Captain Ekeinde (Omotola's husband) who wanted to start an aviation school in Badagry. The plane was being towed to Badagry when the tow truck developed a fault near a petrol station in Igando. A rumour immediately spread that a plane had crashed in Igando. I had to post a correction on the Nairaland thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/1323061/scrap-plane-spotted-fuel-station-igando

A plane was being towed on a Lagos road a few years later and there was another rumour of a plane crash. Some people on that thread said that it was only in Nigeria that a plane could be towed on an expressway and I showed them that it happens around the world (for example, a plane that was being towed in India got stuck beneath a bridge).

God bless you bro. Off topic but I thank him for keeping you alive from that moment till now, only God knows how many posters who joined since the moment you made that post but are no more. May we not die untimely

Thank God for life

Dalil8:
Young Rich Nigga Ninja Turtle

In 5 years Mbappe might just buy Arsenal.

PSG were one more negotiation away from offering to make him the Emir of Qatar and renaming the country Mbappé-Land.

If only his agent had held out.

Man I’m not sure I want to experience this level of desperation to keep someone / something in my life. That person fit no value you again for life lol

chatinent:
So we should advise you on how to keep having premarital sex? Ori e ti baje

Yoruba insults don’t fail to amuse me

jehoha696:
Nothing sweet pass to drink from my eva water bottle (#150) or the refill,or beta still naw to buy sachet water #40,pour am inside my customized tecno drinking/feeding bootle(flask)....
..

I think all doz re just for advrt purpose or clot chasing, diz guys can do anything to remain relevant in d spot show,its part of showbiz

That’s the point, show biz - you got to show people you really getting money in order to make them come to you with the right offers e.g Burna boy spending 1m$ to cop 3 RMs, same burna charged 120gbp for tickets to his show at the o2 arena - that’s higher than anyone has charged for the same arena and he sold to 12000 people easy.

PlayerMeji:
Know that some of most of these items can be borrowed.

Big labels allow celebrities and brands to borrow most of their items and return.

So that the real Maga can come and buy these items because they saw it on the celebrities

1,300$ cup has to be borrowed

Man, some of y’all need to get some money and stop using foolish logic to make sense of some things

Most of the early posters on this thread registered on the 12th of April and all they been barking about is GYB 2023 smh

The fact that some people de like the OP’s comments scares the shit out of me.

Nigerians matter tire me

Get out of your own way bro. Wet dreams are normal, masturbation also normal.

Reason why you are getting this regularly is because you are not getting laid enough and instead u are trying to get rid of the inbuilt male sexual energy yourself.

Go out there and get laid as many times as possible, it will get to a point that porn/masturbation will irritate you because these aren’t real pleasure and are fake (porn) compared to the real thing.

Also you saying you peeping on people naked/having sex is disturbing and you definitely might have a hidden psychological disorder to even think of doing that so you might wanna sit down and evaluate your self.

I used to have masturbation/porn/wet dreams problem myself, even still masturbated 3-4 times last year but I haven’t had wet dreams in 5 years. Guess what, I had a wet dream 3 days ago ! Why ? Because I am fasting and haven’t had sex in over 3 weeks (longest I’ve gone In years) so it didn’t bother me one bit. Told my fiancée and we laughed over it, simple ! Not everything got to be spiritual bro, free yourself from mental slavery

Bornbiafra:
If not to thieve can you tell us why you want to be a governor

After spending many years in the Senate achieving nothing..

Idiots....

I tire for my country. Competency is just a word in that part of the world

ImpregnaTor:
Ok thanks

Just went thru my mentions and saw this. By the way did you follow thru??

Addme:

It's well bro.

I can’t access my email. I saw y tried to email me

Addme:
Nothing actually.

Did my adhkaar and drank water.
Alhamdullilahi.

Why ooo

Poundo yam oo. God bless my wife

Get your funds up bro. Wtf is this, 3k is less than 10$ and this is the yardstick you gonna use to judge whether your girl is wifey material or nah.

Nigeria has really conditioned people’s mind smh

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Supremedrizzy:
Someone gave me a simple job of making an existing static site template responsive within 24 hours and I blew it. A simple task that should take few hours, it looked all good on my localhost only to test it on netlify and it turned out to be a disaster. I'm just so ashamed of myself.

I've been learning web dev since mid last year though its been a case of one month on three months off, I've been grossly inconsistent due circumstances beyond my control. I haven't even coded this year because I come back from my menial hustles with battered bones and weak muscles. You can imagine trying to code after offloading a trailer load of cement all day. I even had to use bet shops around for the gig amidst the pangs of hunger I felt while working coupled with the noisy and distracting environment I was working in which contributed to my legendary blunder.

At the age of 30 and unemployed I've always seen programming as my way out of poverty but it seems I'm not good enough. I'm painfully watching that little flicker of hope fizzle out before my tearful eyes. Which other skill can I dabble into product design?? I suck at designs reason why my frontend skills is below average... should I try backend?? I'm just confused, frustrated and down casted not knowing the next step to take while time is no longer on my side.

Life currently has no meaning and direction to me, I just seem to be flowing aimlessly with the flow. My situation is giving me sleepless nights and I now rely on drugs to sleep for even three hours a day.

I really need someone to talk to, I'm really tired of trying to work out things on my own. I'm 30, broke, lonely and depressed, single has been a constant in my life's equation cos I don't even like myself for who I am presently so I don't expect someone's daughter to like me in this my miserable state.

Someone should please show me the way, this dark tunnel is fast turning to a maze that I can't navigate on my own.

Bro web design is art. You need a calm mind to create art.

My advise.

1. No matter what, don’t try to work when ur stressed out from your job. When u return home, always shower, eat and go to bed and work when u wake up, your creativity is at its highest when u just get out of bed, go figure how to harness that.

2. Switch to backend, that can be done whether your stressed or not albeit there will definitely be blunders when u code under stress but that can be debugged later and won’t show much on the front end

3. Don’t you dare fold! Getting a gig means your doing something right. Just keep at it; pressure makes diamonds and I am a living testimony

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

From my huge wealth of experience, I've realized that not everyone is born to become an entrepreneur.

I once put a lot of pressure on my babe like this. Dammit, shît wasn't working. Then I switched; I began to explore and feed her passion. Today, the story is different.

Can you please elaborate? I am currently facing this same issue as the OP. Thanks

Almost everyday ooo. Which of Gods favour will I deny

I have hawked pure water and beverages

Emperor88:


Do we have sane religious people?.....come to my arear, you will see mad religious people, graduates acting like illiterates in the name of religion.

Hahaha dem go de alright

Righteousness2:
The Permanent cure to Bad and Sinful habits is in JESUS Christ.

But I must tell you the truth! The woman you are living with now is not your wife.

Your original wife is the woman u said you Divorced because of Genotype.
Listen! Genotype is not a reason to Divorce. As long as you two got married, she is your wife. You need to go back to your wife. Except you did not marry her. If you two got married, then she is your wife and you need to rectify that.

GOD ALMIGHTY, the GOD of Chosen Has healed many couples and changed their Genotype.

From Sorrow to Joy Happening this weekend 12th and 13th February is another opportunity.

Omo bro’s you no fit pretend to be sane for one minute ??

jesusjnr2020:
What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-Yahoo In A Cafe

God literally gave Him a big knock on his head that brought him back to his right senses otherwise my friend would have been a yahoo-yahoo boy or much worse today.

It happened several years ago when his close friend who was into internet fraud was about to teach him how to do it inside a cyber-cafe.

It was during the days when blackberry phones were still trending, so at the time, his yahoo friend was able to acquire them through the proceeds of his fraudulent activities.

One was a blackberry torch which his friend showed him, and told him that it was through yahoo-yahoo that he got the money to get it. He told him he was going to teach him how to do it, and my friend was very interested.

So they had arranged the day and place where that would take place, which was a cyber cafe somewhere in Lagos. Everything appeared to be going according to plan as they had gone to the cafe as planned on that day, and his yahoo-yahoo friend had taken a seat in front of a computer while my friend had sat next to him.

But my friend said, as the yahoo guy was about to start teaching how to go about it, he had a knock on his head and shouted and held his head. His friend sat next to him heard him and saw him holding his head, but didn't know why exactly and what had happened to him.

But my friend didn't need any more knocks to bring him back to his right senses, as he immediately left the place and went back home. But even after he had reached his house, he was still feeling the painful effect of the knock.

That was the first and last time he ever attempted such a thing but his yahoo friend continued, and once his friend came to meet him and showed off some of the money he'd made as a result, but said he wouldn't give him any of it since he refused to follow him and learn.

But my friend told him off, that he should take his money and go, that he doesn't want!

So his yahoo-yahoo friend left and kept making money via the fraudulent trade, and was said to have built a house for his dad amongst other luxurious things he acquired as a result.

However not long afterwards the law caught up with him, as he was said to have been arrested by SARS officials and taken away.

My friend says that when the father of his yahoo-yahoo friend sees him, knowing that he was his son's friend, but had resisted the temptation of taking the same path his son took, he greets him respectfully as though he were his elder. He said that the man would be crying because of his son as he had turned into something else and brought much reproach to his family.

My friend may not have had the money or riches of his yahoo-yahoo friend, but he has something much more than that, which is his integrity intact.

He says that his yahoo-yahoo friend, is now a hemp addict and behaves as though he has mental issues.

He feels really sorry for him but perhaps that would have been him also, but for that timely knock from above.

Perhaps God ought to be giving more of such knocks, slaps, blows, etc., to those who are about fall into the devil's trap to bring them back to their right senses, as he did to my friend when he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life and become a yahoo-yahoo boy.

For that's how many get trapped for life. Once they take that first step and become involved is such, it becomes very difficult or impossible for them to come out of it and go back.

May God help us not to fall into such traps of the devil just as he did to my friend. In Jesus name. Amen!

God bless.

Y’all are so dumb and gullible yet you wonder why the country is so under developed.

Your friend got head knocked but definitely that wasn’t God’s doings lol

Wait do prisoners got kitchens to cook or what? This lady is dumb smh

ImpregnaTor:
Pls I need your help and advise on how to overcome my anxiety disorder Just like u did, anxiety is ruining my life!

I gave my advice up there bro. Get active I.e start exercising and start meditating - take both seriously for 1 month and then compare your self before and after.

For meditation, just search YouTube for guides e.g search “10 minutes affirmation meditation” and go from there. Start today/tonight and You will thank yourself a month from now