Agriculture › Re: Cows Cost More Than Cars, Butchers Lament As Cattle Prices Hit ₦2.5m by jacoik(m): 5:50pm On Apr 20 |
That means there is no hope for me that's planing to get one for 700,000 for my upcoming wedding on July |
Car Talk › Re: My Nigeria Used Car Wants To Take My Life by jacoik(m): 3:39pm On Mar 16 |
Your mate dey buy foreign used, u dey buy naija us. And tomorrow u go say u luv ur life |
Business › Re: Man Exposes The Scam In Pure Water Sachet, What He Discovered Will Shock You by jacoik(m): 3:37pm On Mar 16 |
I don't even know that people still drink poor water. Me wey dey drink my clean borehole at home and still carries it to work |
Crime › Re: Reports Of Bandits Arrest At Akure Airport Is false And Inaccurate - Police by jacoik(m): 3:29pm On Mar 16 |
So long as it's not the police that arrested them, then, everything people are saying are lie to the police |
Crime › Re: 3 Police Officers Detained For Searching People's Phone In Anambra by jacoik(m): 6:16am On Jun 12, 2025 |
I can bet with my last 3,050 in UBA that its because the person they searched get mouth. If na common man, they will even slap him join while searching |
Travel › Re: Air Peace Flight Fuel Shortage On Air, Pilot Turns Back To Refuel - Dr. Udenwa by jacoik(m): 7:05pm On Nov 08, 2024 |
And someone want me to believe this story? Not possible abeg. Even ordinary keke knows when his fuel get short |
Politics › Re: Reps Member, Ikwechegh Issues Apology After Assaulting A Cab Driver by jacoik(m): 11:26am On Oct 29, 2024 |
Remii: Hon. Alex Ikwechegh
State - Abia
Party - APGA
Number of bills sponsored - 0
Number of slaps given to a Bolt Driver - 3
His hobby - Making people to disappear whenever he wants 😂😆 u no well I swear. U it's only just 3 slaps he has sponsored and sponsored zero bill. I hope this my message doesn't disappear though |
Crime › Re: Abuja Task Force Arrests Cows Wandering The Streets (Pics/Video) by jacoik(m): 2:49pm On Sep 05, 2024 |
They should have their days on court then |
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by jacoik(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
siofra: I thought they said all a man needs to do is have money and women will tolerate any rubbish from him... see them, table shakers association |
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by jacoik(m): 5:20pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
madridguy: One of the major disaster that can befall someone is to marry a dirty spouse, the thing can sound funny but it is a calamity.
I personally sabi a man, he is a tanker driver, his wife is so dirty that even pigs are learning from where the woman dey. No neighbour will allow the woman spread her clothes beside their own because clothes are just like rags because she cannot wash properly. She leaves her kids used diapers inside the room, even when the kids poo she will not pack it and might leave it there for over 24 hours.
Infact, the man said he can only climb his wife only when his drunk. He doesn't eat his wife food. To nail it all, the man finally ran away with another woman. 😂😆 I can't stop 😂😆. The guy man ran away before dirty kills him |
Travel › Re: With A Train Every 18 Minutes, It’s Bye-Bye Cars, Hello Lagos Blue Line by jacoik(m): 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Gboom: Is there anything wrong in trekking that short distance or enter keke or korope enter keke or kowope to where? Oga, don't quite me next time, abeg. Headache dey worry my leg |
Travel › Re: With A Train Every 18 Minutes, It’s Bye-Bye Cars, Hello Lagos Blue Line by jacoik(m): 8:03am On Aug 21, 2024 |
For traders who shuttle between Amuwo, FESTAC, Trade Fair and Idumota, I wonder why they put their cars on the road when a cheaper and convenient alternative is always available. It is the same for bank and other workers. After your wonderful article, you just spoil it with this. If idumota, trade fair trader enter the train, where will the train drop him, leventis abi? Now he will trek from leventis to idumota abi? What happens to when he enters danfo and it will drop him at idumota under bridge and he will run walk into his shop. I love that blue train very well though, but state government should please help okoko people to achieve green line. May Lagos state succeed |
Politics › Re: LG Election: Labour Party Secures Most Votes Without Candidate In Bauchi by jacoik(m): 6:25am On Aug 18, 2024 |
It's a pointer to something, but the mod should have do justice by telling us what's the results of other LGAs apart from this single one. Who can help |
Politics › Re: Army Compensates Ismail Mohammed's Family With ₦300k by jacoik(m): 5:46pm On Aug 07, 2024 |
strangest: Okay so Dangote said something about Malta and they released crude oil to him in naira after Reno said our crude has already been sold out till infinity cheiiiiiiii!!! How did I found myself in this forum. Abeg my guy, is this dangote a matter we are discussing now ? Abeg send me your house address, I have a message to deliver to your neighbour and make sure you dey house |
Politics › Re: Egbetokun: Police, Military Didn’t Fire Live Bullets During Protest by jacoik(m): 9:38pm On Aug 06, 2024 |
BeeBeeOoh:

I think IGP is right because, even the little boy that was killed today was hit by missile from Israel.
Nonsense and NPF 😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear ehhhh missile from Israel really got me here |
Politics › Re: Day 5: Rivers Protesters Hit The Streets Again For #EndBadGovernance by jacoik(m): 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2024 |
Is brother Asari not aware they are protesting? Because he said if they try it, they will collect wotowoto |
Celebrities › Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: “Elder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by jacoik(m): 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2024 |
ObaKlaz: God's decision to remain in a realm where no mortal can see or access at will is so that mere mortals like this Rudeboy, who's living up to his name, won't 'see Him finish.' 😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear you no well at all!!!! You mean say if to say God dey visible he will even slap him? I need to report you |
Politics › Re: Day 5: Kaduna Protesters Block Army Deployed To Engage Them (video) by jacoik(m): 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2024 |
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Properties › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2024 |
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Business › Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2024 |
Cheiiiiiiii!!!! See wired things people do for money. Mennnnnnn people get mind oooo. God almighty, may you never allow me so such all because of 💰 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Politician Forced To Walk On A Mud Road For Failing To Fix It (video) by jacoik(m): 2:38pm On Jul 29, 2024 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Politician Forced To Walk On A Mud Road For Failing To Fix It (video) by jacoik(m): 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2024 |
Zooposki: Be like na Kenyan I go marry o!!!! First time in my life I will show respect to an African man. Any Kenyans in de building? Make we hook up. I am from qarizi province in Kenya. Can I have your contact? |
Politics › Re: "Corrupt Youths Committing Crimes Block Nigeria’s Prosperity" -EFCC Chair by jacoik(m): 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2024 |
Am just ashamed of this man Does he has children at 🏠? If yes, he should tell his children that it's Nigeria politicians that are not allowing us make progress |
Food › Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by jacoik(m): 10:26am On Jul 18, 2024 |
We call it egu in Igbo language.. I think, it comes out every 5 years. It's not a yearly thing |
Politics › Re: List Of States Running Local Government Caretaker Committees by jacoik(m): 9:20am On Jul 12, 2024 |
I know that if IMO is not there then na enemy count it. I swear ehhhhh, I no just know weda na ancestors cursed imo state not to develop |
Food › Re: Expired Foods: What Is The Side Effect? by jacoik(m): 4:29pm On Jun 29, 2024 |
Niok: Omo e no fit better for tilumbu o 😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha ma tinubu givam d food? |
Travel › Re: Photos Of Some Borders Across The World by jacoik(m): 11:27am On Jun 24, 2024 |
I swear, person wey post dis thing dey useless. If you go ceme boarder you go know say this countries boarder you post here can't be compared to ceme/ badagry boarder. I hate it when we don't appreciate our things |
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Readjusts Subscription Prices For Dstv, Gotv After Court Order by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On Jun 18, 2024 |
Mightyify: We offer best IPTV services in the country, visit our website and what's your website. You can't drop it online? |
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Readjusts Subscription Prices For Dstv, Gotv After Court Order by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jun 17, 2024 |
Hopez456: People should embrace IPTV, it is way cheaper and better. which one is IPTV again |
Sports › Re: How An Injured Eyinmba Player Was Wheeled Out Of The Field by jacoik(m): 12:56pm On Jun 14, 2024 |
aylive02:

Na like this them suppose drag Tinubu commot for that motor 😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear, u be idiot ooooo. U mean say dem for drag tinubu for trousers sef? |
Family › Re: Throwback: Nigerian 70s And 80s Mum Didn't Joke With This Footwear (Photo) by jacoik(m): 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2024 |
I swear, person wey post this thing na ancestor |
Politics › Re: Enugu State Government Seals EEDC Due to Disconnection Notice by jacoik(m): 6:10pm On Jun 11, 2024 |
olaolaking: They have claimed the northerners are the one dragging them back. I always ask them how northerners are the reason their state governments refuse to do roads and make their states be like Dubai?
Do we blame the northerners in this case too? I am a South easterner. I agree with you on this |