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Politics / Re: New CBN Policy: This Is Too Much Punishment For Nigerians - Seyi Law To Tinubu by jacoik(m): 8:15am On May 08
OgaTheTop2:
@ Seyi Law... One bottle of 'Bitter Obi' bitters is all you need to cure yourself of yamayam BATerials.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha cheiiiiiiii I don die here
Politics / Re: New CBN Policy: This Is Too Much Punishment For Nigerians - Seyi Law To Tinubu by jacoik(m): 8:13am On May 08
Feintline:
Crocodile, alligator, wall gecko tears.

Anyone around this guy should Force 1Crate of " bitter obi" down his throat so as to flush off the BATeria in his lungs.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear ehhhh wickedness run in your system. So he should use bitter Obi to wash out bateria? This corntree abi na country na cruise

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Travel / Re: Onboard Menu: AirPeace Serves Jollof And Efo-Riro On Flight To London by jacoik(m): 12:20pm On Apr 05
LOVEALAIGBO:


Well the foreign airlines could also try their hand at preparing spicy jollof rice to serve on their flights! They could also go one better than Air Peace by adding pounded yam and ofe nsala to the onboard menu!
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha foreign airlines to serve ofe nsala and isi ewu you said? To slap you just dey hungry me
Politics / Re: NLC, CSOs Reject Electricity Tariff Hike by jacoik(m): 7:06am On Apr 04
Na today? Nlc when oshiomole as it chairman. What we have in subsequent chairmen are clouns
Politics / Re: Police Declare Fisayo Soyombo Wanted, Grill Bukky Shonibare (FIJ’s BoT Chairman) by jacoik(m): 11:04am On Mar 29
What did this long story say, for people wey dey read long epistle
Politics / Re: Police Declare Fisayo Soyombo Wanted, Grill Bukky Shonibare (FIJ’s BoT Chairman) by jacoik(m): 11:04am On Mar 29
Dis tori too long na. Please, if someone that God touches his heart can help summarise for son of man. At a time I started sleeping while reading
Business / Re: Those Who Want Naira To Be ₦400 To Dollar Are Living In A Dream World - Moghalu by jacoik(m): 7:12pm On Mar 24
I have tried to understand what I read but each time I read I get more confuse. Anyone with good English understanding should please tell me what muoghalu said
Politics / Re: Atiku, Yari, Ningi Move To Establish Mega Party Ahead Of 2027 by jacoik(m): 2:35pm On Mar 12
SoNature:
Forming a new party will lead to nothing... unless Atiku Abubukar just wants Tinubu to remain there and continuously destroy Nigeria and blame Buhari for it.

Atiku should woo Obi back to the PDP and step aside for him as a national statesman. If Obi could garner over 6 million votes under LP after all manipulations, he would do much better under a party that has a robust spread and structure.

this is fact but what how people come hard on you for this truth
Politics / Re: Why Contractors Are Fighting Me – Umahi by jacoik(m): 7:14am On Mar 09
Na only this man and minister for interior be d only minister wey get head for dis government

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Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 6:54am On Mar 09
Palmyra:

N27500 for the decoder and one month subscription..
U can reach me on zero 8 one, four 3 seven 4 fifteen 31. U will understand better when you begin to use it.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha cheiiiiiiii!!!! Dis phone number na hell. It took me almost ten minutes before I understand it's phone number ooooo. Okay. I go ring you letter today, my number end with 99
Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 7:41pm On Mar 08
Palmyra:

That's the truth, apart from that; you can also use their decoder to receive other free to air satellites if you get a good installer...and if you're in Lagos and environment, I will clear your doubts 😉.
please, I live around Isashi/ iba. How can I get it and how much does it cost
Politics / Re: Troops Raid, Destroy IPOB, ESN Supreme Headquarters In Anambra by jacoik(m): 3:35pm On Mar 08
matify83:
Those IPOB/ESN guys should know by now that the tide is against them.

They nearly collapsed the eastern economy by the way they went about fighting for NK's release edged on by one finnish-Nigerian.

They were beginning to look more like criminals than freedom fighters.
That's my LGA. Those guys are criminals. You are enforcing seat at home when your people are dying. That's how you want your country?
They pushed their luck too far.
Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 2:51pm On Mar 08
Tstv come to mind. Lie Mohammad told us such years back, he even said fg will give tstv 2 years tax free.
Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 2:44pm On Mar 08
clearcrystal:
I've been using SLTV decoder since September 2023.
With 5k monthly subscription, you will watch all the S sport channels and more.
I don't believe this. Guy, can you please be honest to us? 5k and you watch the whole matches super sport show? For real
Business / Re: Prices Of Dangote, BUA, Lafarge, Other Cement After Meeting With FG by jacoik(m): 9:38pm On Mar 07
Savedday2:
This country never finish like this?

Make better thunder fire all 9ja girls one by one.
Na cement Nigeria girls dey demand from you wey go make thunder fire dem?
Health / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 3:46pm On Mar 06
SaLongs1:
It could cost more.
that's why I said it could cost him more. My wife is a dentist here in Ojo Lagos, I know how much she charge people that comes for home service. If you go her hospital she charge you more than home
Health / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 3:44pm On Mar 06
BRATISLAVA:


What is S & P?
scaling and polishing. That's washing of teeth
Health / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 2:39pm On Mar 06
It depends on the tooth you want to remove. It range from 8k to 20k base on your location. You will first do S & P before removing it tooth/teeth. S &P is 10k plus the teeth

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Politics / Re: Edo Assembly Serves Gov Obaseki’s Deputy, Philip Shaibu Impeachment Notice by jacoik(m): 1:56pm On Mar 06
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

But this deputy really fuckkk up sha
He just let greediness ruin his political career

Instead of am to relax and wait for the next eight years

He go dey allow him ambition destroy am

Wether them like it or not

An esan man is the next governor

The marginalisation Nigeria is doing at the national level we won't do it here in Edo state

I'm a real niggar..mom Bini and dad Bini

But it is the turn of esan to rule
which party is the esan candidate. Hope not APC
Romance / Re: Reasons Women Get Attached To A Man After Sex by jacoik(m): 5:57am On Mar 02
talk2hb1:
Tooh,
I just don't want to betray my Gender, I could have shared what makes Men Bond and attached.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha abeg, no betray brotherhood

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Phones / Re: NCC To Telecom Operators: All SIMs not linked To NIN Must Be Blocked Today by jacoik(m): 9:26pm On Feb 28
Mrchibobo:
Am I the only one finding it difficult to link my Airtel SIM?
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha for the past 2 months I have being battling to link mine. If dem block me I go dey use my empty N and Glo. I no send anybody
Food / Re: Pure Water May Be Sold For ₦100/Sachet Due To High Production Cost by jacoik(m): 9:15pm On Feb 28
Lanre1st:
Efe te!!!

God for bid, instead make everybody de carry water bottles around


People are just exploiting the situation to gather money
for the past 5 years now me and my family has being drinking the borehole in my compound. The only day I bought 20 bags of pure water was September last year when my kids did birthday

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Begin Importation Of Food - TUC Tells FG by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Feb 26
Import food? That will never happen. It will be either drug or other illegal things
Business / Re: 5 Things I Have Given Up Due To The Increasing Price by jacoik(m): 3:51pm On Feb 26
benuejosh:
To those who take Alcohol.

Alcohol should be eliminated

Hero Beer and other beers should be boycotted.
i went to beer parlour last and was told that my darling legend is now 1k per bottle, since then if i see legend, it look as if i see sniper poison

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Politics / Re: "Tinubu Met Empty Treasury" ~ Yoruba Advocacy Group Goes After Buhari by jacoik(m): 6:10pm On Feb 20
Procashtips:


Nigerian problem right now is more than party affiliation. I think the major parties have one motto, to keep the poor poor.

I never voted for any of the major parties nor any of the major candidates because they're to me from the same stock.

Nigerian problem is the elite with the help of many of the souless masses only thinking of what to eat today.

Sycophancy reign supreme in this part of the world.

Selfishness.

We need to first of all deal with sycophants before joining together to bring down the elites.

This system of government must go!
what kills us the more is tribe. We can never fight this common enemy because we are from different tribes and speaks different languages.
Politics / Re: "Tinubu Met Empty Treasury" ~ Yoruba Advocacy Group Goes After Buhari by jacoik(m): 8:42am On Feb 20
Procashtips:


Apart from Emefiele they claimed stole 6.2B, who else have they brought forward from Buhari's govt as a thief?

Within 9 months, about 2 thieves have already been accused within Tinubu's government.

We are in for a long ride.
and this long rise will be tough and rough. My happiness is that it's affected everyone be u obedient, atikulated or emiloka. Don't be surprise that people are still dying to vote in APC again and you want me to have pity on them? Not me

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Politics / Re: "Tinubu Met Empty Treasury" ~ Yoruba Advocacy Group Goes After Buhari by jacoik(m): 6:40am On Feb 20
Empty treasury and you still allowed him and his ministers roam the streets of Nigeria? Mr. Step aside if you are confuse

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Food / Re: Sachet Alcohol Ban: Manufacturers Fear 5.5 Million Job Loss by jacoik(m): 6:37am On Feb 20
It's a good idea. Come to the country side where I stay, nothing like sachets alcohol

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Motorcycle Robbers Who Spray Pepper On Victims In Lagos by jacoik(m): 6:36am On Feb 20
Like what kind of pepper, Cameroon, Ghana or ata riro pepper spray? Did the pepper enter the victim eyes? At what position was the victim when he was sprayed, how many kids do the victim have and how many wives as well. This are what naija police want to know. But on a more serious note, how can a bottle of legend stout beer cost a whopping sum of 950 on Isashi here in iba. That means we all need to start fermenting our own local beer be dat. God elp us
Properties / Re: Cement Price Surges To N15,000 In Abuja by jacoik(m): 3:22pm On Feb 16
Domislaz:
Fellow Agbodorians, Between Peter Obi and Jonathan who do we blame for this?
we should blame Jonathan for now. By next, Obi should be blame

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Politics / Re: Petrol Subsidy Nears N1trn Monthly, Bigger Than When Tinubu Came - Businessday by jacoik(m): 11:52am On Feb 16
Oohhhh my sweet buhari, where are thee. I and other naija missed thee. 😂 😂 Pitobi must learn a political lesson and Igbos must learn how not to put mouth in Lagos politics. Honestly, I just dey envy APC supporters because where I went to buy fuel yesterday at ilepo, they where selling 187 for only APC supporters

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Politics / Re: Stop Running Rivers State Without A Budget - APC Tells Fubara by jacoik(m): 11:37am On Feb 16
arantess:

You didn't vote for him, he was installed like software
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha he was installed like software really almost made me lost my job now while laughing. But guy, u no well ooooo

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