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Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by jacoik(m): 5:57pm On Aug 05
Kyari for don sell them..
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u are heartless oooo. Wetin abba father do you na

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria's Chukwuebuka Enekwechi Heads Into Men's Shotput Final by jacoik(m): 6:35pm On Aug 03
Did you know??

A male’s testicles hang at different lengths so they don’t damage each other or collide when running/sitting.

we are talking about shortput u r talking about prick
Politics / Haha!!! Kyria by jacoik(m): 1:50pm On Aug 02
but today, in adulthood, he has come to realise that ‘s’ is not only for sweet, ‘s’ is also for scorpion.

Clearly, the ‘s’ in Abbas is the retributive scorpion that serves comeuppance when it’s cold. For Hushpuppi de Scorpion, the sting is in the tail.

Surely, names have their tales and their tails. You’ll agree with me that there’s something unique to these names with some of their end sounds: Muhammadu Buhar(i), Yem(i) Osinbajo, Abba Kyar(i), Buruj(i) Kashamu, Ramon Abbas Hushpupp(i); Sunday Adeniy(i) Adeyemo aka Sunday Igboho, Nnamd(i) Kanu, La(i) Mohammed, Isa Pantam(i), and Fulan(i). The first or the middle or the last names end with the letter ‘i’. Mark you, these names are, by far, the most trending in Nigeria’s Internet community today.

I believe what’s sauce for the goose should be sauce for the gander. This adage holds true everywhere except in Aso Rock, where the sauce used for the late Buruji Kashamu is not the same sauce being used for Abba Kyari, the favoured northern star who has his hand to the doorknob of the Inspector General’s office despite becoming cop barely two decades ago.

Buruji resurrects against Kyari. Till he succumbed to COVID-19 complications and breathed his last in August 2020 at the First Cardiology Consultants Hospital, Lagos, Kashamu lived in perpetual fear of extradition to the US, having been indicted for drug offences in the United States and jailed for five years in the UK.

For six consecutive days in May 2015, officers of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency laid siege to the bedroom of Kashamu’s Lekki home in a bid to arrest and extradite to the US, the newly elected senator, who holed up in his toilet without food.

While the battle to extradite Kashamu raged on at his Oladipo Omotoso Street, Lekki Phase 1 house, and in the law courts, Nigerians hailed the new Buhari regime as no-nonsense and intolerant of corruption.

Six years down the line, however, the flute is broken, the drum is torn, birds no longer chirp like birds and rats no longer squeak like rats.

Now that it’s the turn of a Kanuri son to face justice in the US, the Buhari regime is circumspect and ready to give Kyari the benefit of doubt, which was denied Kashamu. I daresay, hypocrisy fits snuggly like second skin on the Buhari regime.

Last week, presidential spokesperson, Femi Adesina, washed the regime’s hypocrisy linen in public when he unashamedly admitted Buhari had been frittering away Nigeria’s foreign exchange on medical treatment to the UK for upward of 40 years, stressing that it was reasonable Buhari continues to use the medical doctors he’s been using for more than four decades because they have his medical records! Fellow Nigerians, shame has no better description.

More than six years into his lame-duck Presidency, hypocrisy has proved to be the glaucoma blinding the vision of the Buhari regime to its electoral promise of ending medical tourism, insecurity, unemployment and poverty, among others.

Please, indulge me to stretch the elasticity of the Buhari-Osinbajo nepotistic regime. The great General Buhari may not laugh often in public, but he’s a master of dark humour. F-U-T-I-L-I-T-Y was the eight-letter word he had in mind when he described Igbo agitation for a separate country as a dot in a circle.

Without needing a stretch of the imagination, the dot-in-a-circle allusion by Buhari is simply a synecdoche for the landlocked people of south-eastern Nigeria, whom in Buhari’s estimation, can never have a Biafra enclave within the Nigeria country. The dot-in-a-circle analogy is Buhari’s metaphor for a people encircled in a cage with an inescapable fate. This is classic hate speech.

Reacting to the agitation by the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra for an Igbo State, the President had said, “IPOB is just like a dot in a circle. Even if they want to exit, they will have no access to anywhere. In any case, we’ll talk to them in the language that they understand. We’ll organise the police and the military to pursue them.”

But, I think it’s better to be a Biafran dot-in-a-circle than be a Nigerian zero-in-the-centre-of-nothing which the Buhari regime and anti-corruption war have become.

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I’m not out to mock President Buhari and his deadwood regime. No patriot should do that. The President needs our pity, he also needs all hands on deck. After corruption allegations swallowed the ex-acting Chairman, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Magu, it’s heart-shattering for corruption to swallow the man with the deadly initials AK-47 – Abba Kyari – Buhari regime’s poster boy for efficiency, discipline, hard work and anti-corruption. Aside from nepotism, this is one reason why the Buhari regime will fight the US extradition order to the death. In the coming days, Kyari heads nowhere but the court while the regime shilly-shallies.

If presidential loudspeakers, Femi Adesina, Shehu Garba, or the oga patapata of them all, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, mount the podium to say, “This administration should be commended for fighting corruption to a standstill…”, please, ask them where was Buhari’s anti-corruption war when Invictus Obi, Hushpuppi, Kyari, Kelly Chibuzo and a legion of other fraudsters were living beyond their means and dining with co-conspirators in power? Why did it have to take the US to show us the privileged thieves among us? Ex-Delta governor, James Ibori, and the late Bayelsa governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, are not too distant examples.

Also, ask them if the US indictment of Kyari wasn’t a confirmation that Buhari’s anti-corruption fight is all sound and fury, signifying nothing?

After Magu was replaced by another northerner, Abdulrasheed Bawa, as the EFCC boss, Adesina perfumed the stench of corruption oozing from the anti-corruption commission, saying, “Magu is being investigated, not tried for corruption.” But no word has come from the EFCC or Adesina or the investigators about their findings on Magu more than one year after. Case dismissed, go home and sin no more.

Before the very eyes of the Buhari regime, Kyari threw decorum to the winds, openly associating with men of questionable wealth because he’s a son of the soil. No high-ranking police officer from the southern part of the country would dare do so without severe sanctions.

Corruption within the Nigeria Police summarises the futility of Nigeria’s anti-corruption war. You can’t give guns and ammunition to hungry, angry, unmotivated, untrained and homeless policemen and women, and yet expect them await their reward from heaven.

The bond between Hushpuppi and Kyari goes beyond running kaftan errands alone. It includes hounding enemies behind bars and sending their pictures to Hush Scorpion. It’s a bond sealed in the celestial realm as both of them share the same zodiac sign, Libra.

Hushpuppi will be sentenced in October. He faces 20 years in jail. If Kyari lands in the US to reunite with his ‘oniduro’, he’ll get a jail term capable of making him file for the US citizenship and retire into ignominy.

I bet you, if Kyari lands in the US, many oga patapata in the Nigeria Police and beyond would be indicted because the FBI will make him sing.

So, the prayer on corrupt oga police officers’ lips is: ‘Kyari must not go to Amelika o’.
Travel / Re: Slay Queen Embarrassed By Bolt Driver For Not Paying, Boyfriend Couldn't Show Up by jacoik(m): 12:51pm On Aug 02
Oga hold that girl tight till she pays..... na their type dey live large on Instagram.....

If to say na d bolt man f*ck up now, she for don rubbish d guy and people go support her....

Na their way, dem go dey find guy wey go pay their tf to and fro as if say boyfriend be their papa.....

If to say na night now, I for say make u tell am make she give u doggi for back sit so u no go loose. Because the bf won't pick any yeye call and I don't think this one that's looking like abba kyarii in orange uniform has any other means of paying you....
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo. U say she look like abba kyria Cheiiiiiiii God I don die here lolxxxxx hahahaha
Science/Technology / Re: Meet 20-Year-Old Akobundu Kenneth Who Builds Planes, Cars And Bikes (Video) by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On Aug 02
cheesy cheesy cheesy
The dot must fly over the circle.

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Science/Technology / Re: Meet 20-Year-Old Akobundu Kenneth Who Builds Planes, Cars And Bikes (Video) by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On Aug 02
The guy is a white engineer that reincarnated to Nigeria, that's why his is seeing his white mates who are engineers in his dreams teaching him.
I believe you my brother. So many people don't believe in reincarnation
Crime / Re: Jungle Justice: Emmanuel Christopher Almost Set Ablaze By Mob by jacoik(m): 12:25pm On Aug 02

Firstly, we thank God for his life, that he is still alive to tell his story.

This is what a typical and average wicked Nigerians have done and could do.
Those kinda people are the dregs of the society
The never do wells.
Just imagine how many innocent lives have been lost due to jungle justice in this nation.

Again and Again,

Many innocent souls have been lost to same act as this.
RIP to the Aluu 4 Students, that were lynched and set ablazed for nothing.

We Rise!!

Will you shut up there if you have nothing reasonable to type and stop being a tribal bigot.
Instead to Condemn all manner of evil, he is shouting aboki.
We guessed it was also Northerners that burnt these 4 innocent boys below and wasted their lives for nothing and numerous J J that have been committed down south?
Later you will be saying some people hate you, when it is obvious you are the one bringing hatrd to yourself.
Your Tribalistic lots will most def like and share your nonsense.
Tribalistic souls bore us.
please why did you attached this pictures here. You have made me start crying again because of my brother that was involved

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Crime / Re: Jungle Justice: Emmanuel Christopher Almost Set Ablaze By Mob by jacoik(m): 12:20pm On Aug 02
We are still backward...

Useless country.
I wish to hear from God and ask why he decided to put me in this part of the world to live with animals.

What nonsense!
honestly na my mama I blame the more. She for no born me here
Politics / Re: South-West Governors Propose Supreme Courts For Geopolitical Zones by jacoik(m): 5:03pm On Aug 01
Usu South West enweghi onu
ibu ezi. Edi ebe govano gi south east no. Ezi
Politics / Re: South-West Governors Propose Supreme Courts For Geopolitical Zones by jacoik(m): 4:57pm On Aug 01
cool cool cool

Wait, I want to ask something, are the South West the only regions in this country

I expect South South (Esp oil producing states) to be championing this (geopolitical governance) more than Any region.
West is the only region I see that is well to do
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Arewa Youths Blast US Court by jacoik(m): 4:55pm On Aug 01
Yes why would I blame them from supporting thier own. Or is airpeace and Evans not defended by his peole.

It's thier right to defend thier people. We Yorubas also supported our own Chief Sunday Igboho. Na only them no they support thier own.

Honestly no country will want to lose the type of Abba Kyari man to just go like that. If I were the president I wouldn't hand over him easily like that as well. Na only the criminals will want that Abba be taken away from this country.

Though I don't support evil, but why is it it's only the other tribe are crying more than the bereaved. We is it that they are the only ones carrying this issue of Abba Kyari for head like wyclef.
But mind you na them they do themselves oo.

Or is not hippocratical for someone to invite a crack police officer who has been dealing heavy blow with your people to come and dine and enjoy himself during your mothers burial on your own soil. But this people won't see thier own actions to blame and condemn.

No one is above mistake. In fact there is no police officer in Nigeria that is totally clean in this country. So this Abba Kyari might have committed some mistakes but mind you he is more useful and important than any other thing for this country.
I can't just comprehend your writing. Step it up a little please

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Arewa Youths Blast US Court by jacoik(m): 4:50pm On Aug 01
Lol,is God not wonderful?Arewa terrorist youths that were busy celebrating and jubilating because igboho and kanu were arrested while some senseless southern youths joined them in bringing their own down are now defending super fugitive HYPROCRITE
it baffles me I swear
Politics / Re: Kyari: US Court Can’t Order Arrest Of A Non-citizen Resident In Nigeria - PSC by jacoik(m): 6:52am On Aug 01
Sepp Blatter was arrested by the FBI in Switzerland despite not committing any crime in the US.

If Switzerland's sovereignty can be abused, who be Naija? grin

If these guys want you, they will bend their own laws to get you. Kyari is cooked!!
lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u said kyria is cooked? Who cookam and who go chopam
Travel / Re: China’s Biggest Ever Aircraft Carrier In Pictures by jacoik(m): 5:39pm On Jul 31
And Nigeria is still thinking of how to deal with bandits and herdsmen.... undecided
even to provide electricity is a problem embarassed
hate speech!!! Lie Mohamed over to you
Education / Re: Do You “wear” “spray” Or “apply” Perfume? by jacoik(m): 5:34pm On Jul 31
Wear is when you spray the perfume from your head to toe..
Spray is when you spray the perfume on your clothes before wearing it..
Apply is when you spray the perfume on your palm before rubbing it on your body..
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy I go with u on this. In fact oyibo can never wound me

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Crime / Re: Boy Tortured & Starved By His Madam, Eats From A Dustbin (Photos) by jacoik(m): 5:31pm On Jul 31
Baba God abeg , Biko
Don’t even put me in a position where I have to let my child stay under the supervision of any family members or outsider

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Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Deletes Facebook Post Mocking Police Probe Of FBI Charges by jacoik(m): 5:10pm On Jul 31
These evil people are always trying to blackmail Abba Kyari. They've even convicted him in their court of malicious media smearing.
All we say is, let's wait for the investigations to be proven that he indeed committed the offense.
FBI are just out to malign our Supercop! Kole work
oya clap for yourself


Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Deletes Facebook Post Mocking Police Probe Of FBI Charges by jacoik(m): 5:06pm On Jul 31
Thank God this tailor kyari news is overshadowing BBN news. I hate that rubbish show
e be like say na d same mama born us. I no just know why I hate that show. Each time my wife go that channel na so I go just spoil face and no be person go tellam to respect herself

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Politics / Re: Prevalence & Frequency Of Bribery In Nigeria By Geopolitical Zones by jacoik(m): 5:25pm On Jul 30
that's not bribery, that's mobbery
mobbery? Guy your case strong oooo
Religion / Re: Pastor Apologizes For Condemning Obi Cubana's Money Spraying At His Mum's Burial by jacoik(m): 5:21pm On Jul 30
Pastor dey apologize for him sermon. grin grin

Sebi una say na god dey give una message? Why you come dey apologize for delivering the message? grin grin

Scammers everywhere.
lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u are just shaking this table anyhow and if the scather I will leave you and run

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Religion / Re: Pastor Apologizes For Condemning Obi Cubana's Money Spraying At His Mum's Burial by jacoik(m): 5:19pm On Jul 30
Just Last week here u described him as a stupid illiterate. Now he's a great man. Smh
lolxxxxx hahahaha that's the nature of our gods of men
Religion / Re: Pastor Apologizes For Condemning Obi Cubana's Money Spraying At His Mum's Burial by jacoik(m): 5:15pm On Jul 30
The man has received his share of the money, when Obi Cubana begins to sing their names now to FBI:

Obi Cubana: I sent 5M to Pastor...

Pastor: He saw my dog on my WhatsApp status nd said he likes it so I gave him the breeder account to send money to
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense ooooo. Omo I don die here Cheiiiiiiii!!!
Politics / Re: FG Reduces Gas To Power Price From $2.50 To $2.18 by jacoik(m): 2:58pm On Jul 30
I bought 12kg for #4600 last week cry cry cry
me I bought 12.5 for 5600
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: Abba Kyari ‘knowingly Conspired To Commit Wire Fraud’, US Alleges by jacoik(m): 2:41pm On Jul 30
But can't we invade this US ? Who dem be ?
lolxxxxx hahahaha I love your courage and zeal. But on a more seriously senior serious note, who is USA to where our own jack Bauer dey
Politics / Re: Oba Oregun's ₦600 Weekly Tax On Shop Owners (Photo) by jacoik(m): 10:53am On Jul 29
Use that N1,000 on the ground to pay this week's own.

Then call Obi Cubana to borrow you money.

He will pay in bulk, for 20 years.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear Ur mama for name u bright because u sees what is even in the dept of the sea. Honestly, I never saw that 1k not until u mentioned it. Guy abeg join police because u can dictate crime from afar

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Business / Re: Mailafia: Banks Can’t Be Trusted, Will Hoard Dollars by jacoik(m): 10:15am On Jul 29
Then stop dollar being a legal tender on Nigeria soil. Naira is our own currency and that should be the currency for local transactions. When it comes to foreign transactions, there should be electronic conversion via commercial banks ( through individual account that is domiciled in a commercial banks) and this does not involve physical touch of Dollars . Our leaders know what to do but there is no political will to do it
Can you go to United States and find Naira being moved physically ? Or China ?
this is pure and bitter truth

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Crime / Re: Russian Who Killed Her 2 Husbands Leaves Final Video On Where She Buried The 3rd by jacoik(m): 4:34pm On Jul 27

What makes the man dating Tonto stupid ?
because he is stupid
Crime / Re: Hasan Taiwo Beats Chibuzor Aloh To Death Over Phone Charger In Abuja by jacoik(m): 3:51pm On Jul 27
Common charger of N1k.
Men are terrible.
charger don reach 1k
Crime / Re: Man Chops Off 3 Persons' Heads In Imo (Graphic Pictures) by jacoik(m): 9:31pm On Jul 24
Please who is that person eating mango there and what's his relation with the story?
lolxxxxx hahahaha I bin think say na the man wey dey kill people oooo

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Romance / Re: ‘I Want To Get Married’ – Feminist Breaks Down In Tears (Video) by jacoik(m): 3:47pm On Jul 24
Una never see anything.

A lady of 37 is still dragging a colleague of mine, who is 33yrs old, with a younger one; claiming the young girl would be a source of happiness (& not the opposite) to him,,,, having raised her hope high with someone who thinks you're just a friend.

Na long epistle jare. She began to feel the hotness when she realized that my guy took the young girl to his family for Ileya festival. This is the same lady that used to receive her sugar daddy's calls in front of the guy o.
lolxxxxx hahahaha. Baba u must complete this story ooooo. Did the gal letter took sniper? I mean the senior gal

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: AA Presents Certificate Of Return To Maduka-Arisa by jacoik(m): 3:53am On Jul 23
Clickbait, they just wanted us to click and open the thread with the name Maduka
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear down
Politics / Re: Six Policemen Feared Killed As Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Check Point by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Jul 22
Karma awaits any policeman that have killed an innocent soul,

Those ones that have accused the innocent and taken them to jail just because of selfish interest, Karma awaits them too.

Those ones that have bullied the innocents, Karma awaits them too.

He who killed the inncent by gun shall die by gun too.

If you're a bad policeman reading this, Karma awaits you too.

This i have seen.

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