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Crime / Re: Abuja Task Force Arrests Cows Wandering The Streets (Pics/Video) by jacoik(m): 2:49pm On Sep 05
They should have their days on court then
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by jacoik(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21
siofra:
I thought they said all a man needs to do is have money and women will tolerate any rubbish from him...
see them, table shakers association
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by jacoik(m): 5:20pm On Aug 21
madridguy:
One of the major disaster that can befall someone is to marry a dirty spouse, the thing can sound funny but it is a calamity.

I personally sabi a man, he is a tanker driver, his wife is so dirty that even pigs are learning from where the woman dey. No neighbour will allow the woman spread her clothes beside their own because clothes are just like rags because she cannot wash properly. She leaves her kids used diapers inside the room, even when the kids poo she will not pack it and might leave it there for over 24 hours.

Infact, the man said he can only climb his wife only when his drunk. He doesn't eat his wife food. To nail it all, the man finally ran away with another woman.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† I can't stop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†. The guy man ran away before dirty kills him
Travel / Re: With A Train Every 18 Minutes, It’s Bye-Bye Cars, Hello Lagos Blue Line by jacoik(m): 1:31pm On Aug 21
Gboom:

Is there anything wrong in trekking that short distance or enter keke or korope
enter keke or kowope to where? Oga, don't quite me next time, abeg. Headache dey worry my leg
Travel / Re: With A Train Every 18 Minutes, It’s Bye-Bye Cars, Hello Lagos Blue Line by jacoik(m): 8:03am On Aug 21
For traders who shuttle between Amuwo, FESTAC, Trade Fair and Idumota, I wonder why they put their cars on the road when a cheaper and convenient alternative is always available. It is the same for bank and other workers. After your wonderful article, you just spoil it with this. If idumota, trade fair trader enter the train, where will the train drop him, leventis abi? Now he will trek from leventis to idumota abi? What happens to when he enters danfo and it will drop him at idumota under bridge and he will run walk into his shop. I love that blue train very well though, but state government should please help okoko people to achieve green line. May Lagos state succeed
Politics / Re: LG Election: Labour Party Secures Most Votes Without Candidate In Bauchi by jacoik(m): 6:25am On Aug 18
It's a pointer to something, but the mod should have do justice by telling us what's the results of other LGAs apart from this single one. Who can help
Politics / Re: Army Compensates Ismail Mohammed's Family With ₦300k by jacoik(m): 5:46pm On Aug 07
strangest:
Okay so Dangote said something about Malta and they released crude oil to him in naira after Reno said our crude has already been sold out till infinity
cheiiiiiiii!!! How did I found myself in this forum. Abeg my guy, is this dangote a matter we are discussing now ? Abeg send me your house address, I have a message to deliver to your neighbour and make sure you dey house
Politics / Re: Egbetokun: Police, Military Didn’t Fire Live Bullets During Protest by jacoik(m): 9:38pm On Aug 06
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

I think IGP is right because, even the little boy that was killed today was hit by missile from Israel.

Nonsense and NPF
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear ehhhh missile from Israel really got me here

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Politics / Re: Day 5: Rivers Protesters Hit The Streets Again For #EndBadGovernance by jacoik(m): 3:17pm On Aug 05
Is brother Asari not aware they are protesting? Because he said if they try it, they will collect wotowoto

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Celebrities / Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: β€œElder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by jacoik(m): 3:12pm On Aug 05
ObaKlaz:
God's decision to remain in a realm where no mortal can see or access at will is so that mere mortals like this Rudeboy, who's living up to his name, won't 'see Him finish.'
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear you no well at all!!!! You mean say if to say God dey visible he will even slap him? I need to report you
Politics / Re: Day 5: Kaduna Protesters Block Army Deployed To Engage Them (video) by jacoik(m): 2:47pm On Aug 05
KEVIND:
Aggrieved members of the APC are behind the nationwide protests - Adamawa governor

The governor of Adamawa State, Ahmadu Fintiri has alleged that aggrieved members of the APC are behind the nationwide protests and not the opposition parties



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTkLWLUV2eo?si=MRiEbMnky_JeBLFW

Link:
https://www.nairaland.com/8175792/aggrieved-members-apc-behind-nationwide
but Bayo ononuga say na Obi sponsored it because he lost election

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Properties / Re: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Jul 29
Everyday247:
Yes, houses that burned down are always black. grin grin grin
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha why did you allow your sense fly from window and you refused to catch it . πŸ˜‚ No mind me but you mumu ooooo

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Business / Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jul 29
Cheiiiiiiii!!!! See wired things people do for money. Mennnnnnn people get mind oooo. God almighty, may you never allow me so such all because of πŸ’°

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Politician Forced To Walk On A Mud Road For Failing To Fix It (video) by jacoik(m): 2:38pm On Jul 29
Zooposki:








πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

talicuna pase.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Politician Forced To Walk On A Mud Road For Failing To Fix It (video) by jacoik(m): 2:27pm On Jul 29
Zooposki:
Be like na Kenyan I go marry o!!!! First time in my life I will show respect to an African man. Any Kenyans in de building? Make we hook up.
I am from qarizi province in Kenya. Can I have your contact?
Politics / Re: "Corrupt Youths Committing Crimes Block Nigeria’s Prosperity" -EFCC Chair by jacoik(m): 4:37pm On Jul 18
Am just ashamed of this man
Does he has children at 🏠? If yes, he should tell his children that it's Nigeria politicians that are not allowing us make progress
Food / Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by jacoik(m): 10:26am On Jul 18
We call it egu in Igbo language.. I think, it comes out every 5 years. It's not a yearly thing

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Politics / Re: List Of States Running Local Government Caretaker Committees by jacoik(m): 9:20am On Jul 12
I know that if IMO is not there then na enemy count it. I swear ehhhhh, I no just know weda na ancestors cursed imo state not to develop
Food / Re: Expired Foods: What Is The Side Effect? by jacoik(m): 4:29pm On Jun 29
Niok:
Omo e no fit better for tilumbu o
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha ma tinubu givam d food?
Travel / Re: Photos Of Some Borders Across The World by jacoik(m): 11:27am On Jun 24
I swear, person wey post dis thing dey useless. If you go ceme boarder you go know say this countries boarder you post here can't be compared to ceme/ badagry boarder. I hate it when we don't appreciate our things
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Readjusts Subscription Prices For Dstv, Gotv After Court Order by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On Jun 18
Mightyify:


We offer best IPTV services in the country, visit our website
and what's your website. You can't drop it online?
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Readjusts Subscription Prices For Dstv, Gotv After Court Order by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jun 17
Hopez456:
People should embrace IPTV, it is way cheaper and better.
which one is IPTV again
Sports / Re: How An Injured Eyinmba Player Was Wheeled Out Of The Field by jacoik(m): 12:56pm On Jun 14
aylive02:
grin


Na like this them suppose drag Tinubu commot for that motor
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear, u be idiot ooooo. U mean say dem for drag tinubu for trousers sef?

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Family / Re: Throwback: Nigerian 70s And 80s Mum Didn't Joke With This Footwear (Photo) by jacoik(m): 6:27pm On Jun 11
I swear, person wey post this thing na ancestor
Politics / Re: Enugu State Government Seals EEDC Due to Disconnection Notice by jacoik(m): 6:10pm On Jun 11
olaolaking:
They have claimed the northerners are the one dragging them back. I always ask them how northerners are the reason their state governments refuse to do roads and make their states be like Dubai?

Do we blame the northerners in this case too?
I am a South easterner. I agree with you on this
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa’s ANC Loses Majority, Seeks Coalition by jacoik(m): 1:41pm On Jun 01
When I don dey mastubate say eff go carry the day. Imagine eff no even come second. Cheiiiiiiii
Celebrities / Re: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 2:32pm On May 30
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family members in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay no vex, I can see that the play don wan turn to fight as e don involve family members

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Celebrities / Re: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 2:31pm On May 30
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family members in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay. No vex

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Celebrities / Re: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On May 30
SAMBARRY:
lol anybody force you to read it? grin if e too long why you no ignore abi why this attention seeking? grin na my own I talk and I am very entitled to it and I talk am with my full chest.if you no like am go hug transformer grin

10 years ban ko,50 years ban ni grin tongue
πŸ˜‚ me son of man hug transformer? Can we meet at third mainland bridge this night by 12:30, I have a message for you

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Food / Re: One Year: How Much Is One Paint Of Garri In Your Area? Photo by jacoik(m): 5:23am On May 30
geoworldedu:
Let me ask my wife first.

Me: Iya Risikatu, how much is one paint of garri now?

Wife: Baba Risikatu, it was #5000 when I bought it last week. It is #6000 today and in the nearest future it will be #9000.

Me: Haba!!! Why na?

Wife: Because prices of goods in Nigeria now are demonic, so they are opposite of Jesus who is the same yesterday, today and forever.

Me: Funke!!! shocked shocked shocked
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† lolxxxxx hahahaha werey no get surname. So the price is not the same yesterday today and forever?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 5:18am On May 30
SAMBARRY:
grin

Saida saida grin every naija man's nightmare grin

But you sef you too do,you too talk.even blessing CEO wey be your role model no talk like this grin

There are some things that you should not be saying on the internet and aside that I have issues with podcasters like nedu.dont you see decent, intelligent and self respecting women to bring on your podcast? Why always controversial girls that say the most outrageous things. I also blame bloggers for making her funny opinions go viral.there are girls with master's Degree who are inventing things, some are pilot,nurses,chefs , journalists,lawyers,traders etc you will not invite those ones.you see why I said a lot of men deserve girls like saidaboj.you elevate lousy girls like her by giving her undue attention but the agreeable ones with a stable mind and a decent character you see those ones as boring and dry grin

Saida you can go and rest from the internet space and do a little introspection.everything is not Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho.you have attracted too much negative attention and energy on yourself.try and minimize your words.you fight a,you fight b,you fight c on the internet.when you now need help how you go take do am?

Another issue you say untill a man gives you 20 million before you can nack am, ABI? I don't know whether this is childishness or narcissism or you're just being opinionated.i wish you have a big sister that can be real with you.let me tell you,yhy only people that can drop 30 million for your poosy in Nigeria of today where there's pervasive unemployment and the minimum wage is 30k are maybe people engaged in large scale crime like drug peddling, human trafficking or kidnapping because they do crime to make money so they can afford to throw it carelessly and you see those types of men they are a danger to themselves, family , society and even you.so any man giving you that type of money to engage in casual sex with you is up to something very dangerous because men don't just throw money like that especially for poosy that is everywhere

Again you can decide to prostitute if that's the life you choose, fine.but why must you implicitly encourage prostitution on podcast.o wrong NAU.do your prostitution alone,don't drag others.this is to also say any man that gives you such amount is likely baiting you to kill, kidnap or do something terrible to you.br careful how you look for money.the streets is not nice, internet too never forgives nor forgets

However TikTok did you a favor by holding your account.maybe this time you can start on a new slate and start promoting positive values with your page.

Though I Know a lot of naija men don't like decent women if not you will see women who openly encourage prostitution, debauchery and sexual promiscuity having millions of followers with long list of men in their DMS begging them for dates while the ones who go to work, church/mosque and live a peaceful quiet life Minding their buisness and covering up their bodies are the ones with 20likes and 40 followers on social media.this only goes to show naija men like toxic,rude, promiscuous and vulgar women but come outside to say they want homely and agreeable women grin

I swear ehhhh, if to say na me get this nairaland, na 10 years I for ban you. Just small story wey I read about that stupid gal, your own comment come long pass third mainland bridge. Dem do you do long comment? See as I read sotey my eyes start to dey pain me. Walahi you need punishment from me but am just thinking of one to give you

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Health / Re: What Happens To The Corpse Of Inmates Who Died In Prison? by jacoik(m): 10:06am On May 20
Ance4Liverpool:
They are buried in the prison with handcuffs. The prison warders only inform the family of the deceased for them to be aware
why with handcuffs

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