KanwuliaExtra:
What was the bribe for?
800+++ million NAIRA because he “threatened to resign”?

The more you read, the less your understanding. Juju is real.

lolxxxxx hahahaha at 4:23am I didn't know when I burst into laughter. Me to sef get more confused because I no know wether na the 800m or in fact, am confused here

Maybe the Boss don suspect say the boy dey sleep with the dog, that's why he quickly sold it

donaldking100:
A.P.C never had this number of senators too before Buhari won elections.
Infact before A.P.C won under Buhari, P.D.P made-up 80% of senators in the House of senate.
But now A.P.C senators make-up more than 60% of the National Assembly.
If Labour Party wins, definitely a lot of senators most especially from the South-South and South-East would decamp to the ruling party.
I'm now so happy that all the foolish urchins are gadually coming to terms with the fact that Peter Obi stands a very big chance of winning the next presidential election, which is why they are now making stupid comments like this.

well said, my brother. May our ancestors bless you more

colorsofrainbow:
From "no structure" to "social media candidate" to "labour party is unknown" to "ipob candidate" to "North won't vote him, he's Igbo" now to "if he wins"

Important thing now is that they realise that he can actually win
Story changing everyday...
The joke is more on agbado cassava dogs scattered online

you captured it well

TimmyA:
All the Ronaldo out journalists and fans, most especially Adams of man u stand should enjoy this defeat to the maximum. Maguire is not a person that ought to be seeing playing time. I am really happy that they are enjoying maximum defeat at the beginning of the season. Ralph Ragnick warned that if the best coach comes to united and the necessary things are not done, he will certainly fail. Erik Ten Hag, mr I know it alll came and dance into the trap of the shitty british media and useless fans, I know that he will be seeing his unclothedness by now. Ralph will be chilling in Austria without the headache of the useless british players and media

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u no well ooooo. Abeg, try come wazobia this evening for 3 bottles

One useless urchin gone, still await his brothers to follow

She would have been more happier if he is a yahoo boy or a kidnaper, maybe that's when she will agree to go out with him. Stupid fool

Abdul05:
You mean those on divided camp to support tinubu with 25% you must be high.

Even buhari was given 5% votes..how much more a Yoruba man whom they hated so much

lolxxxxx hahahaha when buharia say na 5% dem givam and u dey expect 25? Honestly, too much drug is not good to the system

This comment need to be made comment of the year because you nailed it. May our ancestors bless you more

Penguin2:
Lol

Remember the adage that says, “if you sell your brother to strangers, the buyer (the strangers) will never trust you”? Because a man who can sell his brother, can sell anyone.

The funny thing is that Tinubu betrayed the entire South to please the north and enthrone Buhari to power; thinking he’d become the poster boy of the north when 2023 elections come.

2023 elections are here and Tinubu is running from pillar to post to still prove himself to northerners. The idiot even had to fly a Muslim-Muslim ticket, yet, nothing come out.

It is a lesson to southern political fools like Umahi, Uzodimma, Okorocha, OUK, Amaechi, and the idiots who defend these fools here Nairaland… you will not gain popularity by licking northern asses.

The implication of licking northern asses is that while you lose popularity in your native south, the north knows you are fooling around so they can give you power.

All those who have licked northern asses in the past have failed; from Awolowo to Abiola to Okorocha to Amaechi to Orji Uzor Kalu to Umahi, etc; and now Tinubu is about to join that long list.

Obasanjo didn’t have to urinate all over the north before he gained power.

Jonathan didn’t have to go holding colloquiums at Arewa House before he gained power. If anything, he lost power when he went on the voyage of trying to please the north at the expense of the south; including his native Southsouth.

So, if you are a southern politician, or an upcoming one, don’t go bowing to the north thinking that’s what will give you power.

But don’t make yourself their enemy either like Wike.

Be you, be original and never value strangers over your people.

Be wise!!!

Lolxxxxx hahahaha the good old days when Obi was still a boy and Ada a girl.

danjumaisah:
You better go and open verifiable social media accounts before people open office for your head.

It’s not a thing of pride to say one doesn’t have a social media account in this generation.

I think you need to listen to that press release again, bro

livinbygrace:




So you believe Buhari”s cabal is ready to hand over to opposition, so that they can be prosecuted and sent them to prisons?I dey laugh!There won’t be any election come 2023!

hhhhhhhh this is deep

“Do they have the structure? There is no House of Representatives member, House of Assembly or governor. Who will protect their votes at the polls? Who are the agents? They have no structure. Let us be .. so, what's the work of inec to protect a vote, please? What is structure of i may ask. The last time I checked, structure is the voters, I mean, the masses who will vote is the structure and not a building or the governor because governor and his family has one vote each. So, I think, Obi structure is the people

hedonido:
Incredible stuff. Especially when you consider that he isn't paying/bribing/compromising anyone to do any of this.

lolxxxxx hahahaha when someone called mbaka said he is a stingy man

Op you for interpret what the suspect was saying na

Who is chiamaka nnadozie please? The only governor we know in IMO state is Emeka ihedioha

Applegirl22:
some girls dey,really try aswr, i cant imagin this tin ontop of mi. God4bid

honestly, you put it well. Thing. I don't hate human being but I don't just know why I hate this thing abi na boy

Dagah2:
Ngige was once everybody's toast in Anambra...
APC wrecked his political life intoto

please, you can say that like 10000 times please!!!!

Watch them as they attack and call you names. Honestly ehhhh, if naija na working system, a party like APC are not suppose to seek re-election

fatherjesse:
Who is surprised? After all, Buhari and APC have done more harm to the psyche of Nigerians than to feel any shame for a uniformed man trying to augment his miserly salary with bribe. Saw two pictures of same man, once very handsome, cute and looking nice as against what has become of him in the hands of terrorists who had kidnapped him along others in that Abuja-Kaduna train, he was looking exactly like a mad man who had long lost sanity. Yet, some would-never-do-wells are saying APC is an option come 2023,

You captured it well

chatinent:
Sth wey dem dey do openly. E get armed force wey no dey collect bribe?

Army dey use gala seller collect bribe. Funnily, enough, all these happen in the south. These aboki soldiers no dey do am for north.

Police dey openly collect bribe.
Road safety, the same.
Custom same. Importers can relate. If you no pay, byebye to your hard-earned goods.
Navy same.
Airforce same.
NDLEA and EFCC na the worst. Na only people wey no fit pay bribe bi yahoo boys o.
MTN office, same.
Idiots wey dey register NIN same.
JAMB staff, another evil people.
Even common boys brigade dey beg for tips.
ShopRite security dey beg for tips.


Mistakenly enter the metropolis of your state, na so so so beg beg...and 90% are career beggars.

The only thing bi say armed forces dey beg with the barrels of their guns.

I no come know the difference between police armed robbers and agberos.

Why am I even surprise? Even Tinubu dey collect bribe from Lagos’ income. Extended to Ekiti and Osun.

The shocker? If you think anything will happen to him, you just thought wrongly. Nothing will happen. He has to give his oga some. His oga mah go give oga for top.

Have you noticed? All those police wey dey dey road dey collect bribe, their lives dey dey as dilapidated as police station buildings?

KillSars:
Na Madness dey worry am...

Werey go blow hin whistle by himself...
See how hin come gentle like youth pastor wey dey wait for ordination

lolxxxxx hahahaha youth pastor wey dey wait ordination? Lol guy, u dey mad ooooooo

What!!! Why to be continued? Guy, you must finish this story today because I hate nonsense. Imagine telling my wife to go, that am not following her outing again until I finish this story, only to see( to be continue. Which kind wickedness be dis na

Mikkystorm:
Hi good day!
It's disheartening to pen this down here, but I just have to, so others can learn from it.
I'm a recent graduate, and as body dey hot, I've started applying for jobs.
Just this week alone, I've gone for over 5 interviews. The interview yesterday being the 22nd of July made it the 5th one.
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I applied for the position of a supervisor via indeed.com and few hours later, I was emailed that I was invited for an interview at Asaba! Checked for the company online, and God bless nairaland, I saw that it was one of those Gnld company. I never went for the interview.
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Earlier on thursday , 21st july, I applied for a job of a supervisor, I got the job notice via an aunty. Prepared for it big on Friday!
Waaahla! Friday came. Dressed very nice, took my cv as instructed! And also they said I should get writing materials! Lol... that skipped my mind.
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The text contained the address, along airport road, warri.
I alighted at the junction as addressed in the text, and I started trekking down the street as instructed. In the process, thoughts started flying in, there were no companies in sight, just houses and bungalows! I discarded the thought!
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Finally, I located the place. Met the woman, a young, not bright looking woman, she directed me to a girl they called secretary! I met her, I penned my name, number and signed.
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They directed me through a staircase, the guy I met there told me to put my phone on silent. Hmmm, ethics! I thought! Discarded the thoughts... I was directed to the top floor!
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Guys! To my greatest surprise, i met black people of all types and sizes, in group fragments, having what I saw to be a seminar/lecture!
They saw me and started calling me! It was too much they resorted to dragging me, but a guy they called the director intervened. A young dark guy, with chains/jewelries on him. Sat with him, and the conversation below ensued;
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Director: so, why are you here sir?
Me: *(still perplexed with the whole scenario...) just pointed at the lady that brought me!
Director: so you are here for a job I presume?
Me: yes.
Director: you brought your cv?
Me: (I gave him, still observing the area)...
Director: Hmmm, so how much would you want me to pay you?
Me: Nothing less than 80k
Director: okay, that's nice. Before we discuss, please kindly follow this lady, she'll direct you to a woman that will give you a brief orientation about our company. After that then we can talk.
Me: (wondering why... I asked; Please, why am I to go there? Why cant you brief me here?
Director: No, it's Protocol!
Me: (getting pissed off, I stood and followed the woman)
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( To be continued....)

richiemcgold:
Umahi and other Southeast govs need to rally round their own because charity begins at home.
When a candidate is favored and supported by his own people, it makes it easier for outsiders to also embrace him.
But when you gang up against your own, you will all lose the majority support and will still remain inconsequential.

may our ancestors bless you more for this fact

colorsofrainbow:
Umahi just collecting wotowoto from all angles

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. Na executive excellency u dey talk to like dis ooooo lol

Way4orward:
7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD.
1.if you've ever counted 1,2,3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad
2.if you ever thought the moon �use to follow you around,ahh you're mad.
3.if you've ever use your sim1,to call ur sim2 in the same phone,believe me yah mad.
4.if you've ever been talking to yourself but when someone look at you,you pretend to be singing,�abeg you're mad.
5.you went into your room, but forgot what to pick,you went out but you still remember,then come back sorry,yah mad......�
6.your phone is at five percent,nepa brought light,�but because of chat,u refuse to plug,now dem don take light,�you are shouting ahh......i swear yah mad.��
7. If you're voting for party rather than candidates you're mad mad

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear down, guy you are one million percent right. Abeg come Isashi I have a massage for you

DWJOBScom:
The challenge is that we don't have pictures of the dead and no relative has come forward

why are you saying that. Didn't you see the video where people carried the whole 14 corps on wheel barrow? Even some of their families crying. My younger brother was amongst the protesters yesterday because am from orlu while it happened in oru

gidgiddy:
Nonsense

This is the kind if statement you release after tagging people 'ESN' and unlawfully killing them. It has been going for a long time in Imo State

So the DSS wants people to believe that it led an operation to an ESN Camp in Awo-Mmamma, had a fierce exchange of gunfire with ESN, managed to kill 7 of them, but there is no single picture of the camp, weapons recovered or the bodies of those killed?

DSS only released a statement after people protested the killing of their youth?

Questions for the DSS:

How did the protesters get hold of the bodies of the so called ESN operatives you killed? Everybody knows that bodies of criminals killed in exchange of fire are confiscated

Why is it that you the DSS only released a statement after people protested?

Where is the evidence you went to any camp? Pictures, videos, weapons recovered?

Why would people be crying and protesting that their youths were unjustly murdered if you actually went to a camp and had a gunfight? Nobody on earth protests for a criminal killed in a gun battle, not even if it is their own son. People protest against injustice


DSS please tell us how protesters got hold of the bodies of those you killed in their camp!!

may God Almighty and our ancestors bless you more for this wisdom. I can't wait for 2023 anymore

Cyphar:
Boss from hell...... Won't be surprised if some fools still support his actions

I won't also be surprise bro. No be Nigeria?. He will soon contest election

2023 please do quickly and come, we the imolite can't wait anymore to kick this supreme court governor out of that place

JASONjnr:
"Take it from their recruitment source.... What will they eat? Give them Agbado and Cassava... "


Omo.... Everytime i view that clip... I just feel sorry for this country....
We're not ready to get a better country if we eventually get this man to become the next president....

honestly, if I tell you I know anything about this agbado and cassava, then am a liar. What is it all about and who said it, please?

Eriokanmi:
O ti zę fun Tinubu. He should have remained his godfather abi na kingmaker jeejelly and his numerous sins would have been forgiven him. Atiku's disgrace loading. Time to vote personality and not candidate loading

@ the destroyed banner, I hope Tinubu's blind supporters won't say those guys seen in the video are ipob. Apc wouid see the youth anger in Yorubaland in 2023 and pick race . Just becsuse we're backing obi, we don become ipob, lol

may our ancestors bless you more

Cj4charles:
That was how they were saying Adeleke was winning on Twitter poll that he can not defeat Oyetola in polling unit...... All those APC uchins are all silent now trying to shift goal post

lolxxxxx hahahaha dem say tweeter doesn't vote ooooo. But dem no know say na d people wey dey the tweeter still dey run street