₦airaland Forum

Honestly, am not just happy about this which the supreme court has done. First is amed lawal case and now this one. Who are really this supreme court judges ehhhhhh

nameo:
Lolz.... i just finished watching the interview and El rufai has finally confirmed what some of us have been saying here for sometime:

1. He finally revealed one of the polls conducted by the APC where he said a sample size of about 40k persons was used(i have been talking about this and some other more specific polls conducted by the APC here for some time now).

2. He said that from the polls, the results indicates that the elections will be very tight( imagine the arrogant El rufai finally admitting this fact).

PS: By tbe way, that APC has refused to share the polls publicly should tell you that it did not really favour them.

3. He also said that from the polls they conducted, Obi will sweep the Southeast(we knew that); will do well in the south south(code word for saying he will win but not as much as with the SE- again we knew that); he also said Obi will not do so well in the southwest except in Lagos(again we know he will not win the SW altho he will win Lagos. PS: the other specific polls done in the SW recently by APC clearly show that Obi's momentum in the SW is increasing and that he is generally in 2nd place); he then said that Obi will do well in the christain parts of the north(of course we knew that too); but that he will be flopped in most other parts of NW and NE(we also always knew that this was Obi's biggest weakness in the elections but thank God that that zone will be shared by 3 strong Candidates- Atiku, Tinubu and Kwankawaso , so there will be no "block" votes for anybody from there).

4. El rufai finally said that Obi will either win or get 25% from about 16 states.

5. You need to remember that this is Elrufai we are talking about here. The man hates Obi(for obvious reasons). However, that he said all these today and even in an interview yesterday on Channels, where he apparently didnt know when he called Obi's name as one of the 3 major candidates in the elections, means that " Jungle don really dey mature" for these useless politicians both in the PDP and APC.

Good take aways for Obi from this interview. Obi has exceeded all expectations and he will win this

lolxxxxx hahahaha Baba, do you remember last year when elrufai said that Obi will never ganner up to 40 people in Kaduna?

Madridstar:
Hope POS vendor dey tha court, cause the charges go large.

lolxxxxx hahahaha u no well ooooo. What happened to transfer

WibusJaga:
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Doubt if anybody will desire this kind of Overdose of Blessing.

lolxxxxx hahahaha my brother ehhhhh dis one na really overdose ooooo. Even a super rich won't want it

Agbadocassava:
Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.



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it's on 25 February we go know how many mental challenge people are in Nigeria

Dis man no well. I thank God that we didn't qualify if not na basket we for use carry goals come back

A guy was in love
with a girl but
never had the
guts to tell her.

One night around 10pm,
he gathered
some courage &
sent her a text
with these
honest words...

"Irene, I love you,
Plz reply & tell me
how you feel."

A few seconds later
he received a
message alert
on his phone.

He was so scared and
too tensed to open
it that night
so he decided not to
check the message
until the next morning
when he's less tense
and in better senses.

So he went to sleep.

When he woke up
the next day
he prayed seriously
about the message
for good news,
went about doing
his morning chores,
brushed his teeth,
ate his breakfast
took a bath,
dressed himself up then climbed into bed
and picked his phone
to read the message
on his phone.
This was the response
he read:

"Dear customer you have
insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".

Abeg can you give me her contact? Am asking for a brother because we need to buy Xmas gift for her

Our ancestors used your father's death to open your eyes. May your never close again, iseeeeeee

Niom:
And someone on the other trend said he was booed

like seriously? Lol hahahaha people ehhhh

fuckJones:
To all Peter Obi’s supporters, may your life be like Anambra state on a Monday.

Can I hear a big amen?

amennnnnn

Naira20:
The useless girl called her mother would be somewhere o.

Tomorrow, she'd come out to start telling yeye stories with crocodile tears.

Some naïve people too would say every mother is blablabla.

Being kind or good is not gender based.
Being a woman doesn't make you kinder.

before you comment next time, try to read before I slap u

LotaTee:
I guess the husband has not been satisfying his wife sexually. Pregnancy comes with a lot of packages including high libido, make he no vex. I'm sure she meant no harm.

wait oooo, did you type in error?

Hollybratt:
Wike wey no go cee heaven enta
.
.
.
IRMC

lolxxxxx hahahaha wetin go make him no enter heaven na

NaijaMutant:
Japheth Omojuwa always uses this blue tick to pepper his foes on Twitter, to the extent that he wrote a book and used his Twitter profile with the blue tick as a cover page


Elon musk don humble everybody


They can't complain before Elon musk deactivates their account, guess what, twitter made them relevant


Seun Osewa, this is your last opportunity to be verified, rush now before Elon musk change his mind, it's only $8

abeg my brother. What's this blus stuff for. Me wey get my own Twitter account, hope it won't affect me because son of man no get 8$ to pay anyone apart from the shege wey MTN dey do me. Hope we wey no get that dollar to pay can still keep our account. On a final note, what's so special about this they blue

Mumu, but you deleted Deborah's tweet because you want to president

taylor88:
Wooo I don’t know for others ooo


But me I no fit date babe wey fit kill snake at ease oo


Nobody should attack me Abeg i no well I get infection

When I was in PH they saw snake in our compound Omo I didn’t just pack out of there I packed all my belongings to Lagos. Anyday them see snake for this our street again I go pack go ABUJA

E no concern anybody

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u no well ooooo. You said nobody should attack you because you get infection? Lol

Lolxxxxx hahahaha wike is giving it to ayu hot hot. Wetin dey vex me be say, Atiku wey wan be president, he can't even lead his party how much more a whole country

Am just loving this woman. So bold proud of herself.

Yes, supreme court governor have spoken and APC have listened. EOD

0Plurse:
Frying the Meat is the easiest task here but I think I have missed a step, and that is you need to cook the meat first, just like you cook your normal chicken. Put salt, Maggi, Onions and whatever then cook for 15 to 20 minutes. And if you like just go fry am like that, I nor dey dia

I swear guy, if you eat this meat alone without sending my own then I go know wetin cause it

I believe he died a peaceful death because he was laying on his bed with his two legs ajar

UselessBuharist:
I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

this your story give me goose pimples. Nigeria is a Nigeria problem in and outside this country. May our ancestors bless you more wherever you are, my brother

How I wish this ww3 will continue till 2023

PresidObi:
I will agree that Peter Obi partnering directly with Wike to work against PDP in the forthcoming elections will deliver so many votes to the LP, but there's something else we shouldn't forget.

Peter Obi is not a stranger in Rivers state, with the number of businesses he owns there, the infrastructure he has built there and the number of persons he knows there, Rivers state, and the entire south south will vote for Peter Obi without much persuasion.

Is it not in Port Harcourt where Peter Obi build a new road even before becoming governor of Anambra state?

Is it not the same Rivers state where Peter Obi owns warehouses, and a shopping mall with so many employees?

Is it not the same south south (Akwa Ibom) where Peter Obi has married their daughter and has kept her as only wife for so many years?

Is it not the same south south with a sizeable population of Ijaws who witnessed how Igbos stood behind Goodluck Jonathan their son till the end?

The south south are definitely voting Peter Obi in a landslide, we are voting individuals now, party structure hasn't helped us as a nation.

you mean he married from akwa ibom? Honestly I never knew

My own supreme court governor have spoken. Oga sir, abeg try win ngbidi for APC first before you start crying

M4A1carbine:
Our darling daddy miscreant has abandoned Nairaland

I sincerely hope that country disintegrates, so that every region develops accordingly, and we know Levels after 10yrs.

Imagine a country where ..

monkey's
snakes
rats
termites

..............................steal money or financial records, in a regime that miscreants marketed as saints.

Now same miscreants want to market the enabler of this useless regime??

JAGADEATH can NEVER be
PRESIDENT because he will labour till
DEATH.

Spits!!

honestly, it been months I saw that our darling daddy online. Is she still alive?

gaby:
She was obviously blind to the price listed on the menu before she ordered because she wanted to '''chop'' the guy's money.

The goat wey dem kill to make that soup get sense pass this girl aswear.

Sorry brother goat for ending up in a hot peppery soup and unto a senior goats table.

In your next life I pray you come as this ewu while she returns as you and end up in a pepper broth...

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy, if you make heaven, I go know wetin cause it

ImDStar:
How would you tell the outside world that out of the 3 people running for President, you chose this one and they won't think you're mad?

lolxxxxx hahahaha and the most painful path is that our youths are involved oooo

My happiness here is that, it's our ancestors that is campaigning for him