₦airaland Forum

Lanre1st:
Efe te!!!

God for bid, instead make everybody de carry water bottles around


People are just exploiting the situation to gather money

for the past 5 years now me and my family has being drinking the borehole in my compound. The only day I bought 20 bags of pure water was September last year when my kids did birthday

Import food? That will never happen. It will be either drug or other illegal things

benuejosh:
To those who take Alcohol.

Alcohol should be eliminated

Hero Beer and other beers should be boycotted.

i went to beer parlour last and was told that my darling legend is now 1k per bottle, since then if i see legend, it look as if i see sniper poison

Procashtips:
Nigerian problem right now is more than party affiliation. I think the major parties have one motto, to keep the poor poor.

I never voted for any of the major parties nor any of the major candidates because they're to me from the same stock.

Nigerian problem is the elite with the help of many of the souless masses only thinking of what to eat today.

Sycophancy reign supreme in this part of the world.

Selfishness.

We need to first of all deal with sycophants before joining together to bring down the elites.

This system of government must go!

what kills us the more is tribe. We can never fight this common enemy because we are from different tribes and speaks different languages.

Procashtips:
Apart from Emefiele they claimed stole 6.2B, who else have they brought forward from Buhari's govt as a thief?

Within 9 months, about 2 thieves have already been accused within Tinubu's government.

We are in for a long ride.

and this long rise will be tough and rough. My happiness is that it's affected everyone be u obedient, atikulated or emiloka. Don't be surprise that people are still dying to vote in APC again and you want me to have pity on them? Not me

Empty treasury and you still allowed him and his ministers roam the streets of Nigeria? Mr. Step aside if you are confuse

It's a good idea. Come to the country side where I stay, nothing like sachets alcohol

Like what kind of pepper, Cameroon, Ghana or ata riro pepper spray? Did the pepper enter the victim eyes? At what position was the victim when he was sprayed, how many kids do the victim have and how many wives as well. This are what naija police want to know. But on a more serious note, how can a bottle of legend stout beer cost a whopping sum of 950 on Isashi here in iba. That means we all need to start fermenting our own local beer be dat. God elp us

Domislaz:
Fellow Agbodorians, Between Peter Obi and Jonathan who do we blame for this?

we should blame Jonathan for now. By next, Obi should be blame

Oohhhh my sweet buhari, where are thee. I and other naija missed thee. 😂 😂 Pitobi must learn a political lesson and Igbos must learn how not to put mouth in Lagos politics. Honestly, I just dey envy APC supporters because where I went to buy fuel yesterday at ilepo, they where selling 187 for only APC supporters

arantess:
You didn't vote for him, he was installed like software

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha he was installed like software really almost made me lost my job now while laughing. But guy, u no well ooooo

superCleanworks:
She went in to get the knife by herself but guess who will receive the blame.

poor devil will receive it

franchasofficia:
If you are rich or successful listen to me.


Never you travel by helicopter, if you can, avoid boarding a helicopter at all cost.


And if possible reduce your traveling around to the barest minimum and employ a trusted relative or friend to act in your capacity as PA to represent you in crucial meetings that involves traveling outside the shores of your country of residence.


The richer you become in life the more risky and delicate your life becomes; what ordinary poor and average people do and getaway with will most likely send you to the great beyond and you know why?


It's because as you climb through the ladder of life, as you grow financially in life, the more your enemies and the more forces of nature align against your life, and the more negative spirits hovering the earth want to use you to show example and shock others to take some glory.


Therefore as you grow richer, reduce the risks you take with your life.


avoid frequent traveling whether by road, by sea or air, just reduce it. Don't mind those jumping around snapping luxury photos to show they are living large, you don't need to show anybody how large you are living, your investments and the lives you are touching will always suffice.


avoid staying alone if you are rich. surround yourself with enough security details whether in Nigeria or abroad, if that guy that founded GoKada surrounded himself with security aides, his useless staff wouldn't have ended his life in that gory way some years back.


forget what people will say, employ a PA, it could be a trusted family member, a friend or someone dear, but avoid being alone.


Even that Ataga of a man killed by one useless Chidinma wouldn't have died if he had surrounded himself with aides.


Even if you want to do some crucade movement as a big guy, it doesn't matter go with one or two of your trusted aides dont go alone, there is nothing new under the sun so there is nothing they will see you do that has never been done before.




Lastly, as you get richer, avoid traveling together with your wife and kids, it has never paid off, it always end in big tears, if your wife insist on doing everything together as a family in the name of love, show her the too many examples of where satan used such opportunities to showcase his existence.



I pray God protect all rich and successful men helping to lift others up, may God cancel every sudden death your way and may you always make the right decision that will not leave those that depend on you stranded in life, amen

your kind is the type of people we need to make this world a better place

Jokerman:
Something more precious than rice and beans... Remember,Man shall not live by food alone

This is where I will get angry with you. If I don't live by food, then what am I living for. Maybe I go dey eat your bible abi?

How can I unread what I just read now ejo ni tori oloru. May calamity strike every individual that imposed this things on innocent citizens

Jokerman:
Lol.... 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

It will never be well with APC.... Well what matters now if for us to come and turn our sorrows to joy at the Lord Chosen headquarters Tomorrow Sunday

😂😆 lord chosen go share rice and beans ?

Brendaniel:
what did I just read?

So they are now blaming Peter Obi and Atiku for the bad governance of Tinubu and Buhari, soon they will add Elon Musk and Bill Gate

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha i tried to read the tging like 5 times but can't understand what the ode dey talk

nairavsdollars:
If e sure for you, Try drive pass Abuja-Kaduna by night

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood ali swear. So you want them to kidnap our royal highness

EreluRoz:
Where your own reach is where others begin, don't be too confident in your fortification.


A wise person no matter how fortified he/she thinks will still be very careful and apply wisdom in his dealings. This one has made himself a target.

you said it all my brother. That man makes mouth too much. I don't even know how he became oba sef

Odin13:
Tinubu and his team are clueless and helpless.. Not even a single Human or god from southwest can be of help.

We all know he did nothing as a governor ... he wreck Lagos

.. Fashola of 2007 fixed Lagos state ... with his ideas and template .. Asiwaju did nothing. .. he sat back with his billions to act Godfather

Abuja no be Lagos ..

All those lies ..” Tinubu developed Lagos” has been bursted and rebursted ..

Tinubu Na the real dullard ..

Nigerians have to apologize to Baba Buhari.. even if he sold Nigeria cheap

He’s a million times better than Jagaban of yorubaland

don't let MC oluomo see what you wrote ooooo. My hands no dey

vanbonattel:
For those of you that don't understand English, the man said they have sold your crude oil in advance and pocketed the money, and aso you people should exercise patience and remain hungry for the next six months, or six years

My advice to you is to buy a small bowl, relocate to your street junction and start begging, as the state governor is passing with other politicians, they will be dropping change money for you to chop.

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha na u close d meeting, I swear

God1000:
He saved us from embarrassment


To be honest, our boys didn't play well yesterday, but I'm happy it ended in a victory.

Kudos to our goalkeeper.

I swear, guy. The host country will likely give us 2 goals in the first half and close book in second half. I no see any player in that team

G00dharddick:
Tinubu should step down for nwabili to be sworn in as president.

Failure and light has nothing in common

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha i swear u don mad finish ooooo. u for kuku add vawulence to your name

NaijaCoverBlog:
What Is Really Happening Inside This Anambra

honestly, witches are flying above my home state

slivertongue:
back to back warning yet Tinubu is playing politics with hunger in the Land.


Prof Yusuf Dankofa wrote this on 5th Feb 2024, 17hrs

Read on :

"But they said they are the whiz kids from lagos

That the magic of lagos was going to be reignited at the federal level

Eight months after,it is ebin kpawa

What really happened

Where are the heroes of lagos

What is on the ground shows that the policy makers from eko do not understand governance

The policy flip flop has created a condition of acute poverty

Just like one commentator said,only those in the corridors of power are smiling

The rest are facing armageddon,a state of calamity and brutality

The politics of the land is toxic as only lagosians are in power, while the other "O" states are lamenting

Cronyism and inner caucus have betrayed the movement

Emilokan movement is so ordinary and bereft of ideas that grand old Buhari that spent eight years junketing is even perceived to be better.

So, Emilokan is about the fulfilment of personal ambition

Even the Imams that were shouting Muslim/Muslim tickets are busy gnashing their teeth

They have now become wiser its a hoax

Now they can't go for pilgrimage because they don't have N5M

Where will they see the dollar

Who dash monkey banana

No politician is even visiting their mosque anymore

Even Mr. Vice President has become a motivational speaker

He is busy admonishing Nigerians to be of good behaviour since leaders who are to turn things around have lost ideas

The ideas that were robustly generated during electioneering campaigns have vaporised into thin air

Now, the singsong by the talakawas is hunger

Our currency is as worthless as a river that ships cannot navigate

You need a bagco cement sack of naira to seek $300

The economic gurus of lagos have been turned into ordinary finance speculators

All those spotless suits and Oxford shoes are just abracadabra

What happened to years of study at Harvard and Yale School of Economics

Social media have been laughing at them

Even Zimbabweans and South Africans are having a good laugh

South Sudan,a country as poor as anything, is poking Nigeria

Pls where is the Save Nigeria Group

Where are Professor Wole Soyinka and Pastor Tunde Bakare that gave Jonathan nightmares

Where are all the lagos musicians

Where are the Kuti brothers

Have they forgotten their fathers lyrics

44 sitting and 99 standing

This is when the talakawa need them most

Have they forgotten their Uncle Dr Beko Ransome Kuti

Where are the offspring of Late Dr Bala Usman in this respect

And where are the Professor Pantamis of this world

That cried and prayed that the Jonathan administration should be changed

And what has changed today

And why are there no prayers to the Almighty that the poor should be rescued

The Lagos politicians have failed the people

They boasted that it is about brains and not brawl

This is the regime of the most educated people in Africa

What a paradox"

cheiiiiiiii!!! How can I get this your write up, my brother

fnep2smooth:
make nothing do my boy oooo. abeg speed recovery so that at the end of the season you go jejely enter Arsenal

i no know why people like trouble. Why must you link osimeh to arsenal instead of Chelsea. What did you really smoke this morning

Not church or mosque, then it's traditional worshipers. Bunch of fools

Just 7 years? He get luck say no be Lagos he committed it

Let's wait and see if fubara will bike now because he has not bark neither bite since this woke has being playing him like yo-yo

When will the dpo be kill. Why do you want to slap our erudite lawyer

SailorUgo:
This is good news.

Kudos to NTA

Is it not from the same gotv and DStv we go still watch the nta? Or do they have own dish?

TruthsFM:
I don’t even take them serious at all. They never break the record of Tb Joshua givings to the less privileged people in the world

I must be honest with you. Am not a member of his church though, but if he is devil in chief, I don't mind been his assistance because the man is very good. Even if he steals from the rich, at least he uses it to feed the poor and needy