₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,190 members, 8,449,064 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 09:26 AM

Toggle theme

Jacoik's Posts

Nairaland ForumJacoik's ProfileJacoik's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 92 pages)

CrimeRe: Nigerians Arrested In South Africa For Printing Fake Currency Notes (Video) by jacoik(m): 2:50pm On Aug 15, 2022
I don't know the joy people sees in crime
CrimeRe: Court sentences kidnap kingpin, Wadume to seven years Imprisonment by jacoik(m): 2:42pm On Aug 15, 2022
priceactionx:
This country will never be the same again.
This is a terrorist, kingpin that kills at will.
A terrorist knew for being brutal.
A terrorist that about 3 IRT officers and 2 civilians were laid ambush for by the soldiers and were killed in cold blood after planning his escape.
I don't want to believe that our politicians use these guys as foot soldiers while covering them, in case of law caught up with them.

Now he is a free man. Forget that seven years. In prison time, he will spend 3.5 years from the day of his arrest, then depending on the charges ( I stand to be corrected).
So absolutely he is released.
All other thing is a mirage.
As long as Dariye and Nyame are released, I know he will be released too, as soon as kyari.
I guess EVANS should be released too.
Where is KABIRU SOKOTO? Maybe somewhere in the NIGER republic, waiting for his SUV.
I shed tears of bitterness as I go through what you wrote now. Are we really in a sane country? I always sees our youths campaigns for this rulers and I shed more tears
CrimeRe: Woman Caught After Stealing & Swallowing Gold Jewelry Worth N1.5m In A Store by jacoik(m): 6:32am On Aug 13, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Women can steal


Baby girl...your boyfriend must be a real niggar..have been around the world smoking my weed, drinking my beer, banging pussy , keyboarding and seeking for knowledge..secular knowledge to be precise
lolxxxxx hahahaha I no know why efcc release this niga. Dem for hold like 21yrs there
CrimeRe: Woman Caught After Stealing & Swallowing Gold Jewelry Worth N1.5m In A Store by jacoik(m): 6:30am On Aug 13, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
you forgot to take your meds this early morning...
lolxxxxx hahahaha I guess dem just released her from yabaleft
CrimeRe: Woman Caught After Stealing & Swallowing Gold Jewelry Worth N1.5m In A Store by jacoik(m): 6:29am On Aug 13, 2022
Rosrozz:
This is a mental case, stealing ain’t a woman’s thing . May God heal her.
I guess, dazialli our woman formal minister is my father and not a woman
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Two Masquerades For Fighting In Ichida Anambra State (Video) by jacoik(m): 6:25am On Aug 13, 2022
Imagine our ancestors fighting
PoliticsRe: Wike Disowns Suit Against Atiku's Candidacy by jacoik(m): 12:34pm On Aug 12, 2022
Confusion everywhere. One don't know who to believe again. In fact, I will stop reading Nigeria newspapers from today and concentrate on TV only
PoliticsRe: Beyond The Pyrates’ Offensive Song By Abimbola Adelakun by jacoik(m): 12:25pm On Aug 12, 2022
khadaffi:
Let them cry. The song already has version 2 and it is downloadable. Someone with the site will soon visit this thread and share the link to download it.

It is only in Nigeria that a visibly sick man will aspire for the office of the president and institutions that suppose to declare him unfit will tell you he is fit. Later when he becomes president the man will start touring the world for solutions to his health problems. You will start hearing sentences like "the president can rule from anywhere in the world" after he refuse to relinquish power to his deputy.

This is the time the people have power and they should be free to use it as they like. Once he becomes president the power is no longer with the people but on one man. If he feels he is too old to be insulted he should sit down at home and let his kids take care of him. An adult that decides to play on the sand with little kids should not bother when the kids starts throwing tantrums at him. Nonsense
may our ancestors bless you more for this. Just wait as some people will attack you now with this fact
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Full Speech At ICC Abuja (Video) by jacoik(m): 12:17pm On Aug 12, 2022
SmartPolician:
I love it when politicians speak without using written speeches. I don't believe they are saying their minds when they do that.

Nice one, sir.

You already have my vote.
e no vex u pass me. Walahi. Why not speak your mind than a written statement
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu: We Give ₦500 To Women Who Give Birth In Abia Government Hospital by jacoik(m): 8:52am On Aug 12, 2022
Jesus Christ!!!!! Did I hear right this morning? I think it's my ear that has infection, I need to visit my doctor because I don't think a state governor could ulter such. Walahi ehhhh, if God no punish all Nigeria past and present rulers ehhhh, then he has so many apologies to Sodom and Gomorrah
RomanceRe: Nigerian Hairstylist, Tosin Idowu, Weds His German Lover (Photo, Video) by jacoik(m): 3:50am On Aug 11, 2022
ahnie:
The white guy looking like yoruba jesus cheesy


Lolxxxxx hahahaha Yoruba Jesushuh











Lord knows m so logging out, because they're definitely coming for me.
See you guys in 3 weeks time.
PoliticsRe: Ebebe Ayah: Why I Rejected Ayade’s Largesse – Catholic Bishop by jacoik(m): 2:51pm On Aug 10, 2022
If someone tell me that this ayade of a man is a professor I won't believe it.
PoliticsRe: Francis Erhabor: Police Promotes Officer Who Rejected N864m Bribe (Photos) by jacoik(m): 4:28am On Aug 10, 2022
Who gave him the 800m wey he reject, dis story no complete abeg.
PoliticsRe: Francis Erhabor: Police Promotes Officer Who Rejected N864m Bribe (Photos) by jacoik(m): 4:23am On Aug 10, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
What was the bribe for?
800+++ million NAIRA because he “threatened to resign”? shocked

The more you read, the less your understanding. Juju is real. grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha at 4:23am I didn't know when I burst into laughter. Me to sef get more confused because I no know wether na the 800m or in fact, am confused here
PetsRe: Moment Man Sobbed Uncontrollably As His Boss’ Dog Was Sold (Photos, Video) by jacoik(m): 12:11pm On Aug 09, 2022
Maybe the Boss don suspect say the boy dey sleep with the dog, that's why he quickly sold it
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi will Not Last If He Wins, He Will Be Impeached by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Aug 08, 2022
donaldking100:
A.P.C never had this number of senators too before Buhari won elections.
Infact before A.P.C won under Buhari, P.D.P made-up 80% of senators in the House of senate.
But now A.P.C senators make-up more than 60% of the National Assembly.
If Labour Party wins, definitely a lot of senators most especially from the South-South and South-East would decamp to the ruling party.
I'm now so happy that all the foolish urchins are gadually coming to terms with the fact that Peter Obi stands a very big chance of winning the next presidential election, which is why they are now making stupid comments like this.
well said, my brother. May our ancestors bless you more
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi will Not Last If He Wins, He Will Be Impeached by jacoik(m): 4:03pm On Aug 08, 2022
colorsofrainbow:
From "no structure" to "social media candidate" to "labour party is unknown" to "ipob candidate" to "North won't vote him, he's Igbo" now to "if he wins"

Important thing now is that they realise that he can actually win grin grin
Story changing everyday...
The joke is more on agbado cassava dogs scattered online grin
you captured it well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by jacoik(m): 4:47pm On Aug 07, 2022
TimmyA:
All the Ronaldo out journalists and fans, most especially Adams of man u stand should enjoy this defeat to the maximum. Maguire is not a person that ought to be seeing playing time. I am really happy that they are enjoying maximum defeat at the beginning of the season. Ralph Ragnick warned that if the best coach comes to united and the necessary things are not done, he will certainly fail. Erik Ten Hag, mr I know it alll came and dance into the trap of the shitty british media and useless fans, I know that he will be seeing his unclothedness by now. Ralph will be chilling in Austria without the headache of the useless british players and media
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u no well ooooo. Abeg, try come wazobia this evening for 3 bottles
CrimeRe: Cultist Shoots Self While Loading Gun In Ogun by jacoik(m): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2022
One useless urchin gone, still await his brothers to follow
RomanceRe: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by jacoik(m): 4:22pm On Aug 04, 2022
She would have been more happier if he is a yahoo boy or a kidnaper, maybe that's when she will agree to go out with him. Stupid fool
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Adamu: APC Expects Over 25% Votes From The South East by jacoik(m): 11:56am On Aug 04, 2022
Abdul05:
You mean those on divided camp to support tinubu with 25% you must be high. grin cheesy

Even buhari was given 5% votes..how much more a Yoruba man whom they hated so much grin cheesy cheesy
lolxxxxx hahahaha when buharia say na 5% dem givam and u dey expect 25? Honestly, too much drug is not good to the system
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by jacoik(m): 11:33am On Aug 04, 2022
This comment need to be made comment of the year because you nailed it. May our ancestors bless you more
Penguin2:
Lol

Remember the adage that says, “if you sell your brother to strangers, the buyer (the strangers) will never trust you”? Because a man who can sell his brother, can sell anyone.

The funny thing is that Tinubu betrayed the entire South to please the north and enthrone Buhari to power; thinking he’d become the poster boy of the north when 2023 elections come.

2023 elections are here and Tinubu is running from pillar to post to still prove himself to northerners. The idiot even had to fly a Muslim-Muslim ticket, yet, nothing come out.

It is a lesson to southern political fools like Umahi, Uzodimma, Okorocha, OUK, Amaechi, and the idiots who defend these fools here Nairaland… you will not gain popularity by licking northern asses.

The implication of licking northern asses is that while you lose popularity in your native south, the north knows you are fooling around so they can give you power.

All those who have licked northern asses in the past have failed; from Awolowo to Abiola to Okorocha to Amaechi to Orji Uzor Kalu to Umahi, etc; and now Tinubu is about to join that long list.

Obasanjo didn’t have to urinate all over the north before he gained power.

Jonathan didn’t have to go holding colloquiums at Arewa House before he gained power. If anything, he lost power when he went on the voyage of trying to please the north at the expense of the south; including his native Southsouth.

So, if you are a southern politician, or an upcoming one, don’t go bowing to the north thinking that’s what will give you power.

But don’t make yourself their enemy either like Wike.

Be you, be original and never value strangers over your people.

Be wise!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Remember This Old Nigerian Advert? (Video) by jacoik(m): 3:46pm On Aug 02, 2022
Lolxxxxx hahahaha the good old days when Obi was still a boy and Ada a girl.
PoliticsRe: Baba-ahmed Of The Labour Party Raises Concerns About Fake Social Media Accounts by jacoik(m): 3:33pm On Aug 02, 2022
danjumaisah:
You better go and open verifiable social media accounts before people open office for your head.

It’s not a thing of pride to say one doesn’t have a social media account in this generation.
I think you need to listen to that press release again, bro
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Votes’ll Come From Twitter, Says Atiku Group by jacoik(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2022
livinbygrace:
So you believe Buhari”s cabal is ready to hand over to opposition, so that they can be prosecuted and sent them to prisons?I dey laugh!There won’t be any election come 2023!
hhhhhhhh this is deep
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Votes’ll Come From Twitter, Says Atiku Group by jacoik(m): 6:14am On Jul 30, 2022
“Do they have the structure? There is no House of Representatives member, House of Assembly or governor. Who will protect their votes at the polls? Who are the agents? They have no structure. Let us be .. so, what's the work of inec to protect a vote, please? What is structure of i may ask. The last time I checked, structure is the voters, I mean, the masses who will vote is the structure and not a building or the governor because governor and his family has one vote each. So, I think, Obi structure is the people
PoliticsRe: See The Moment Peter Obi Was Introduced In Dunamis Church By Dr Becky Eneche by jacoik(m): 6:08am On Jul 30, 2022
hedonido:
Incredible stuff. Especially when you consider that he isn't paying/bribing/compromising anyone to do any of this.
lolxxxxx hahahaha when someone called mbaka said he is a stingy man
CrimeRe: Hanifa Abubakar: Court Sentences Abdulmaliq, Hashimu To Death By Hanging by jacoik(m): 3:29pm On Jul 28, 2022
Op you for interpret what the suspect was saying na
SportsRe: Governor Hope Uzodinma Receives Chiamaka Nnadozie At Government House, Owerri by jacoik(m): 3:16pm On Jul 28, 2022
Who is chiamaka nnadozie please? The only governor we know in IMO state is Emeka ihedioha
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by jacoik(m): 6:54pm On Jul 27, 2022
Applegirl22:
some girls dey,really try aswr, i cant imagin this tin ontop of mi. God4bid
honestly, you put it well. Thing. I don't hate human being but I don't just know why I hate this thing abi na boy
PoliticsRe: 'Okija Priest', Protesters Mock Ngige At NLC Protest (Picture) by jacoik(m): 2:08pm On Jul 27, 2022
Dagah2:
Ngige was once everybody's toast in Anambra...
APC wrecked his political life intoto
please, you can say that like 10000 times please!!!!
CrimeRe: Police Officer Caught Demanding And Collecting Bribe From Motorist by jacoik(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2022
Watch them as they attack and call you names. Honestly ehhhh, if naija na working system, a party like APC are not suppose to seek re-election
fatherjesse:
Who is surprised? After all, Buhari and APC have done more harm to the psyche of Nigerians than to feel any shame for a uniformed man trying to augment his miserly salary with bribe. Saw two pictures of same man, once very handsome, cute and looking nice as against what has become of him in the hands of terrorists who had kidnapped him along others in that Abuja-Kaduna train, he was looking exactly like a mad man who had long lost sanity. Yet, some would-never-do-wells are saying APC is an option come 2023,

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 92 pages)