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You captured it well

chatinent:
Sth wey dem dey do openly. E get armed force wey no dey collect bribe?

Army dey use gala seller collect bribe. Funnily, enough, all these happen in the south. These aboki soldiers no dey do am for north.

Police dey openly collect bribe.
Road safety, the same.
Custom same. Importers can relate. If you no pay, byebye to your hard-earned goods.
Navy same.
Airforce same.
NDLEA and EFCC na the worst. Na only people wey no fit pay bribe bi yahoo boys o.
MTN office, same.
Idiots wey dey register NIN same.
JAMB staff, another evil people.
Even common boys brigade dey beg for tips.
ShopRite security dey beg for tips.


Mistakenly enter the metropolis of your state, na so so so beg beg...and 90% are career beggars.

The only thing bi say armed forces dey beg with the barrels of their guns.

I no come know the difference between police armed robbers and agberos.

Why am I even surprise? Even Tinubu dey collect bribe from Lagos’ income. Extended to Ekiti and Osun.

The shocker? If you think anything will happen to him, you just thought wrongly. Nothing will happen. He has to give his oga some. His oga mah go give oga for top.

Have you noticed? All those police wey dey dey road dey collect bribe, their lives dey dey as dilapidated as police station buildings?

KillSars:
Na Madness dey worry am...

Werey go blow hin whistle by himself...
See how hin come gentle like youth pastor wey dey wait for ordination

lolxxxxx hahahaha youth pastor wey dey wait ordination? Lol guy, u dey mad ooooooo

What!!! Why to be continued? Guy, you must finish this story today because I hate nonsense. Imagine telling my wife to go, that am not following her outing again until I finish this story, only to see( to be continue. Which kind wickedness be dis na

Mikkystorm:
Hi good day!
It's disheartening to pen this down here, but I just have to, so others can learn from it.
I'm a recent graduate, and as body dey hot, I've started applying for jobs.
Just this week alone, I've gone for over 5 interviews. The interview yesterday being the 22nd of July made it the 5th one.
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I applied for the position of a supervisor via indeed.com and few hours later, I was emailed that I was invited for an interview at Asaba! Checked for the company online, and God bless nairaland, I saw that it was one of those Gnld company. I never went for the interview.
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Earlier on thursday , 21st july, I applied for a job of a supervisor, I got the job notice via an aunty. Prepared for it big on Friday!
Waaahla! Friday came. Dressed very nice, took my cv as instructed! And also they said I should get writing materials! Lol... that skipped my mind.
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The text contained the address, along airport road, warri.
I alighted at the junction as addressed in the text, and I started trekking down the street as instructed. In the process, thoughts started flying in, there were no companies in sight, just houses and bungalows! I discarded the thought!
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Finally, I located the place. Met the woman, a young, not bright looking woman, she directed me to a girl they called secretary! I met her, I penned my name, number and signed.
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They directed me through a staircase, the guy I met there told me to put my phone on silent. Hmmm, ethics! I thought! Discarded the thoughts... I was directed to the top floor!
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Guys! To my greatest surprise, i met black people of all types and sizes, in group fragments, having what I saw to be a seminar/lecture!
They saw me and started calling me! It was too much they resorted to dragging me, but a guy they called the director intervened. A young dark guy, with chains/jewelries on him. Sat with him, and the conversation below ensued;
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Director: so, why are you here sir?
Me: *(still perplexed with the whole scenario...) just pointed at the lady that brought me!
Director: so you are here for a job I presume?
Me: yes.
Director: you brought your cv?
Me: (I gave him, still observing the area)...
Director: Hmmm, so how much would you want me to pay you?
Me: Nothing less than 80k
Director: okay, that's nice. Before we discuss, please kindly follow this lady, she'll direct you to a woman that will give you a brief orientation about our company. After that then we can talk.
Me: (wondering why... I asked; Please, why am I to go there? Why cant you brief me here?
Director: No, it's Protocol!
Me: (getting pissed off, I stood and followed the woman)
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( To be continued....)

richiemcgold:
Umahi and other Southeast govs need to rally round their own because charity begins at home.
When a candidate is favored and supported by his own people, it makes it easier for outsiders to also embrace him.
But when you gang up against your own, you will all lose the majority support and will still remain inconsequential.

may our ancestors bless you more for this fact

colorsofrainbow:
Umahi just collecting wotowoto from all angles

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. Na executive excellency u dey talk to like dis ooooo lol

Way4orward:
7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD.
1.if you've ever counted 1,2,3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad
2.if you ever thought the moon �use to follow you around,ahh you're mad.
3.if you've ever use your sim1,to call ur sim2 in the same phone,believe me yah mad.
4.if you've ever been talking to yourself but when someone look at you,you pretend to be singing,�abeg you're mad.
5.you went into your room, but forgot what to pick,you went out but you still remember,then come back sorry,yah mad......�
6.your phone is at five percent,nepa brought light,�but because of chat,u refuse to plug,now dem don take light,�you are shouting ahh......i swear yah mad.��
7. If you're voting for party rather than candidates you're mad mad

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear down, guy you are one million percent right. Abeg come Isashi I have a massage for you

DWJOBScom:
The challenge is that we don't have pictures of the dead and no relative has come forward

why are you saying that. Didn't you see the video where people carried the whole 14 corps on wheel barrow? Even some of their families crying. My younger brother was amongst the protesters yesterday because am from orlu while it happened in oru

gidgiddy:
Nonsense

This is the kind if statement you release after tagging people 'ESN' and unlawfully killing them. It has been going for a long time in Imo State

So the DSS wants people to believe that it led an operation to an ESN Camp in Awo-Mmamma, had a fierce exchange of gunfire with ESN, managed to kill 7 of them, but there is no single picture of the camp, weapons recovered or the bodies of those killed?

DSS only released a statement after people protested the killing of their youth?

Questions for the DSS:

How did the protesters get hold of the bodies of the so called ESN operatives you killed? Everybody knows that bodies of criminals killed in exchange of fire are confiscated

Why is it that you the DSS only released a statement after people protested?

Where is the evidence you went to any camp? Pictures, videos, weapons recovered?

Why would people be crying and protesting that their youths were unjustly murdered if you actually went to a camp and had a gunfight? Nobody on earth protests for a criminal killed in a gun battle, not even if it is their own son. People protest against injustice


DSS please tell us how protesters got hold of the bodies of those you killed in their camp!!

may God Almighty and our ancestors bless you more for this wisdom. I can't wait for 2023 anymore

Cyphar:
Boss from hell...... Won't be surprised if some fools still support his actions

I won't also be surprise bro. No be Nigeria?. He will soon contest election

2023 please do quickly and come, we the imolite can't wait anymore to kick this supreme court governor out of that place

JASONjnr:
"Take it from their recruitment source.... What will they eat? Give them Agbado and Cassava... "


Omo.... Everytime i view that clip... I just feel sorry for this country....
We're not ready to get a better country if we eventually get this man to become the next president....

honestly, if I tell you I know anything about this agbado and cassava, then am a liar. What is it all about and who said it, please?

Eriokanmi:
O ti zę fun Tinubu. He should have remained his godfather abi na kingmaker jeejelly and his numerous sins would have been forgiven him. Atiku's disgrace loading. Time to vote personality and not candidate loading

@ the destroyed banner, I hope Tinubu's blind supporters won't say those guys seen in the video are ipob. Apc wouid see the youth anger in Yorubaland in 2023 and pick race . Just becsuse we're backing obi, we don become ipob, lol

may our ancestors bless you more

Cj4charles:
That was how they were saying Adeleke was winning on Twitter poll that he can not defeat Oyetola in polling unit...... All those APC uchins are all silent now trying to shift goal post

lolxxxxx hahahaha dem say tweeter doesn't vote ooooo. But dem no know say na d people wey dey the tweeter still dey run street

MosakuAW:
Naija Politicians!

Just see how humbled he was @the beginning of the video, he even asked the guy to take a seat till the woman gave him a little power to ginger his shouting.

You can never see them eat in a public spaces in Nigeria just like he did in the video. In naija with tax payers money, you will see 2 to 5 security personnel surround him. May God continue to shame them one by one.

Awon agbaya oniranu jati jati.

To say the truth, the guy recording him is a real trouble maker, what he dare not do in Naija, he shall what to prove to Aregbesola that, he has no power over him right there in the US

I swear, my phone almost fall while laughing. If to say na naija, by now the boy for dey kirikiri maximum prison for attempted suicide on aregbe

Penguin2:
This idiot!

The problem with Umahi is that he wanted to be the one to break the Igbo Presidency curse which is why he was licking Buhari’s ass but God always has His own plans.

It is the reason he turned the Southeast elites against Atiku’s ticket in 2019 because he was not chosen as VP candidate.

Now, he has continued to lament about presidential primaries and how APC and PDP did not cede their ticket to Southeast.

But same idiot opened his gutter mouth to say that his state will not vote for the only southeast candidate who he has the entire country rallying around.

And you wanna convince me he cares about Southeast? No. The idiot cares about his personal ambition.

Selfish fool!

you said it well. Ebonyi people will tell him the last price next year election

Can this man please shut up already? Honestly, you talk too much Mr governor!!!!! Ebonyi people go tell him the last price next year election

Golan007:
But why the guy get Flat head?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense

I watched the video till end, the young man never collapse neither fall. So where is the collapse here Mr op

Lolxxxxx hahahaha truly, he need the rehabilitation more than ever

Bobloco:
Really!

The same Arise Tv interview where he boldly told Tinubu to go and take care of his health

lolxxxxx hahahaha I don't mind you lower the volume abeg

Cheiiiiiiii!!!! God in heaven, can you please give us this two individuals to remedy our nemesis? How I wish Obi and Dat can get 150% vote all over the country

Mstick:
Win an election first.

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness has no other name than your name. Na state governor wey win majority of his vote that made him governor you are talking to like this oooo

JewelRegi:
Abeg who be chuksD general na, never heard of him o.
Pictures please

lolxxxxx hahahaha Mr sef dey try Google it but can't see him on Google

Please who is him in the industry because I have never heard of that name before

VeryWickedMan:
Leave story & answer the question
You have such a great mom & you are still borrowing from loan apps but only your Dad is the problem.

you are such a stupid and wicked asshole. What will the mother do ehhhhh, do you know her condition as well? People just come online to write nonsense

Meteng:
E no go Better for whoever invented make up for women

lolxxxxx hahahaha na make up withdraw her money?

EmemObong03:
I bet you, many girls will fail this question.

Me: Gnyash String

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense

Irondome1:
It's so disheartening that Soludo has turned himself to social media governor...

walahi, I thought this man will be a star when he was declared governor ooooo

KingofAnambra:
Not surprised. Organ harvesters always support themselves. The NIA and DSS should put Obi on watchlist. He definitely knows something about organ harvesting. That's how plenty mutilated bodies of igbos were found in Ezu river during Peter Obi tenure as Anambra governor

when a fool speaks one don't need to be told

Hhhhhhhh okay but I hope they will allow me wear my native attire from Monday next week since supreme court has ruled on that

Nwodosis:
And none of her siblings kidney matched hers? I forget, even if it matched, their lives are superior to the boy for harvesting!

you said it all