When did this thing happened that I wasn't aware of because I stays at Isashi close to alaba rago

madridguy:
This is to make their sweet love more merry.

Chai, make I no yearn wetin dey my mind. I remember one verse for Quran that works more than magic for love If you know you know.

abeg which verse is that so that we wey be traditional believers can also apply it

Lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness has no other name than this. A whole senator scores 0 vote? This is unacceptable even in the jungle

onumadu:
But where are the cows?!

lolxxxxx hahahaha u want wahala dis evening abi

robosky02:
No be small thing ohh....them won finish football

lolxxxxx hahahaha as football no gree hear word. Make dem finish it kpatakpata

SultanOfPuna:
The day i First meet Tonto Dikeh

At Sam Mbakwe Airport in Imo
Omo, that girl FRESH AND SWEET

My prick just stand like Russian Missile
Ready to invade her Ukrainanus

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense

vicdom:

This judgement is a mere academic exercise, because the event of the past has taken over the judgement already.

APC had already forwarded the list of delegates that will vote in the primary.

According to our electoral law, all political parties shall submit the list of delegates that will vote in any convention, not later than 7 days before the stipulated date.

I like people with wisdom and not the urchins we have here. You have said it all brother

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Tinubu said he is ready to fight dirty meaning; he will verbally abuse and physically attack any person on his way to his lifetime ambition.

Tinubu has been acting gentlemanly in order to decieve the masses but he is now bringing out the 'abgeromanly' in him.

The irony is that those Tinubu has trusted are gradually abandoning his 'hard to please' self.

We await the final stage of his disgrace on Monday.

mark my word that APC will never have it convention on Monday, it will still be shift

Good morning, dear people of nairaland. I went to a saloon yesterday to cut my hair and a serious issue arised on who owns a child. It got to the extend that it almoygot into a scuffle, me the son of man have to leave that place after my haircut. Please my people, who really own a child, the mother or the father

Good morning, dear people of nairaland. I went to a saloon yesterday to cut my hair and a serious issue arised on who owns a child. It got to the extend that it almoygot into a scuffle, me the son of man have to leave that place after my haircut. Please my people, who really own a child, the mother or the father

Konjiboii:


Better go buy earpiece because the trekking no be here.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad ooooo. N earpiece dem dey take treck? Lol

Mandate2023:


Lagos state should employ who?

Hw old r u pls?

good question there

tollyboy5:
since okomaiko shanties has been cleared no more robbery in ojo. We need working security in Lagos

wetin clear? From lasu to alaba rago is still full of shanties ooooo as at today I type so

Unityp:
One scammer sent a friend request on Facebook wayback in 2009 without a profile pix and when I checked mutual friends,he has more than 10 of my office colleagues, so I accepted the request. After 2 days,he chated me up and I said Funke,how are U?(he used Funke who also is a colleague of mine as her name).He replied,I am not fine o.Then I asked what is the the problem?He said he just got robbed by armed robbers on her journey to Lagos .I told her sorry .The next thing he said was that he is stranded now and I should send her mtn recharge card of 1500 so he can sell.Then I became suspicious because the Funke I know will never ask for a recharge card.
Then I asked him,pls which of the Funke is this?I was expecting her to say Funke your colleague and mention my place of work but instead he said "Funke na".Then I knew he was a scammer.
I responded and I said "Oh sorry Funke just hold-on let me send someone to buy the card outside" After about 5mins,I just sent some random no of 16 digits to him.When he loaded it,the network told him its invalid. Then he replied and said it's invalid.Then I responded "O sorry pls,this girl did not scratch this card well and I think I can see the numbers clearly now"I changed one of the digits from the numbers and replaced it with another number.When he tried to load it the second time he was told invalid pin by the network the second time and he replied "invalid again"
I removed another number from the 16 digits and replaced it with another one and after doing this the 4th time,I asked him "Funke I hope they have not block your line?" He replied that they have blocked his line.I said yes,that is very good,next time you will not try to scam someone with meaningless lies.The next thing he did was to start raining curses on himself (not on me).

lolxxxxx hahahaha walahi u get him time. Hunter become the hunted

Whizzy080:
If not our thieves political officers, why should our data expire? So I have to finish my data in a hurry before it expires
. isn't it my property? I should decide how to use it even if I want manage 100mb for a year it's my problem

may our ancestors bless you more for this truth. It hurt when you subscribe for this useless data and in a month, if e no finish dem go just wipe it off

vicdom:

Must you throw insults up and down before making your points?? Why are most you people on Nairaland this senseless and mannerless??

fools and uncultured kids full here na

fulaniHERDSman:
A Supreme Court Veteran has spoken

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, wickedness run in your blood. U say na supreme court veteran? I go report you to lie Mohamed because this is a hate speech

TriCee:
Ok, where's the video. Am I really in this social media with una?
Tiwa drop video, I no see..
Oxlade drop video, I no see..
Even 16yrs old school gir drop, I no see...

Now, this fine girl dey apologise on top video wey I never still see!!
Lord, speak, your servant is listening!

lolxxxxx hahahaha lord should speak to you I. The language you can understand abi? But honestly guy, the thing dey vex me like mad that I have not seen any of the videos.. abeg of you come in contact with any, don't hesitate to share to a lost brother

Abeg who go link me to the video

IsellSmartTvs:
As a lady….Imagine getting married to a man,who only feeds the family only when he gets someone to scam

honestly, it beat my imagination walahi

StrongandMighty:
Please Someone should closely monitor an old man from Iragbiji asap, situation is very critical at the moment ..

So 5%ters finally have a say... is God not wonderful?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy wickedness run in your blood ooooo. Which one be 5%ter again bikonu

post=113120688:
Interesting read.

Here are the 5 longest words in the dictionary......

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (36 letters).

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (34 letters).

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (30 letters)

Floccinaucinihilipilification (29 letters

Have a nice day Y'all!

lolxxxxx hahahaha to give you slap now just dey hungry me

stacyadams:
Drop ur number..don't beat her ..if u kill her na prison be ur new home, ur children will be orphans over night....always use late singer osinachi as a case study...

Her family was against u marrying her...if u kill her, trust me they will mess u up...people who beat their wives to death never saw it coming...there brain automatically reset in Kiri Kiri...
Learn self control....assuming u kill her. One day ...u will be in person, family members will turn ur kids to house helps...now ask yourself is that the kind of future u want....

good advice for him. Honestly, I see men that raise their hand on their wives as fools

Urheadmaster:
He needs anger Management

anger management you said? Did you watch the video? If na me walahi, 3 teeths supposed comot the boy mouth

post=112966189:

The principal should face jail time.
He is nothing but a criminal, jeopardizing the lives of the students.

That being said
Destroy.
Burn.
Scatter, is that the only news we gonna be reading now?

Even children in secondary schools, not exempted, what hapoen to their parents taking up the matter on their behalf?
Seems they will be worse than their brothers causing mayhem presently.


God Save Nigeria.

honestly ehhhh, if you are a victim of this, you would've done as well because it's always very painful. The most painful path is that our law enforcement offices always take side with the culprit when better money don exchange hand.

salbis:
Obi is the best fit for this job, but i don't think he will scale through. Poor Nigerians love who will torture them to death. We have seen what happened during the past administrations and still seeing what is happening under Buhari. Sad to say that we deserve the type of leaders we get.

you said it better. We deserve the leaders we want

Joezinho:
Peter Obi is capable and experienced but thats the least of the factors needed to clinch the seat in Nigeria. Sad reality..

Every tribe would first of all vote for their own candidates before others. Forget about all these talks on NL.. Tribal and religious considerations would come into the fray.

Politics is a game of numbers. Peter Obi can only be assured of his people's votes and that isn't going to be enough to capture the presidential seat. Yoruba would massively vote for Tinubu/APC. That's the truth. The first major hurdle for him would be the clinching of the PDP candidature. Can he honestly beat Atiku or Wike in a straight fight at the primaries? These two would be spoilers for any PDP presidential candidate coming from the Southeast. After winning the primaries, can Peter Obi honestly rustle up 25% votes from 24 states of the federation and from 4 geopolitical zones? Apart from the Southeast, Southsouth and part of the North Central which other zone would cast its votes him?

I really would want him to win.

if it's beating wike, he can buy Atiku? I don't think because money will play out here. To be honest with you, if the primary should go free and fair, obi can beat wike and Atiku handsomely

Lolxxxxx hahahaha buharia, u see wetin u caused? When u think say u do. Hear it all

englishmart:
I saw my polytechnic friend at home yesterday and was like, "bro why are you not in school na?
Baba say na ASUU strike. I come dey wonder. "Wetin come concern Arsenal with top four?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear bro, assnal na the most useless team ever livelet. Do you know that assnal denied son of man 110,000 yesterday? Game wey I play with 9k ooooo and every other one don enter finished

I don't see the sin of Sodom and Gomorrah compared to present day people.. when is this rapture taking place again please

Urheadmaster:
God has to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah

I swear down!!! I didn't see the sin of Sodom walahi