fuckJones:
To all Peter Obi’s supporters, may your life be like Anambra state on a Monday.

Can I hear a big amen?

amennnnnn

Naira20:
The useless girl called her mother would be somewhere o.

Tomorrow, she'd come out to start telling yeye stories with crocodile tears.

Some naïve people too would say every mother is blablabla.

Being kind or good is not gender based.
Being a woman doesn't make you kinder.

before you comment next time, try to read before I slap u

LotaTee:
I guess the husband has not been satisfying his wife sexually. Pregnancy comes with a lot of packages including high libido, make he no vex. I'm sure she meant no harm.

wait oooo, did you type in error?

Hollybratt:
Wike wey no go cee heaven enta
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IRMC

lolxxxxx hahahaha wetin go make him no enter heaven na

NaijaMutant:
Japheth Omojuwa always uses this blue tick to pepper his foes on Twitter, to the extent that he wrote a book and used his Twitter profile with the blue tick as a cover page


Elon musk don humble everybody


They can't complain before Elon musk deactivates their account, guess what, twitter made them relevant


Seun Osewa, this is your last opportunity to be verified, rush now before Elon musk change his mind, it's only $8

abeg my brother. What's this blus stuff for. Me wey get my own Twitter account, hope it won't affect me because son of man no get 8$ to pay anyone apart from the shege wey MTN dey do me. Hope we wey no get that dollar to pay can still keep our account. On a final note, what's so special about this they blue

Mumu, but you deleted Deborah's tweet because you want to president

taylor88:
Wooo I don’t know for others ooo


But me I no fit date babe wey fit kill snake at ease oo


Nobody should attack me Abeg i no well I get infection

When I was in PH they saw snake in our compound Omo I didn’t just pack out of there I packed all my belongings to Lagos. Anyday them see snake for this our street again I go pack go ABUJA

E no concern anybody

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u no well ooooo. You said nobody should attack you because you get infection? Lol

Lolxxxxx hahahaha wike is giving it to ayu hot hot. Wetin dey vex me be say, Atiku wey wan be president, he can't even lead his party how much more a whole country

Am just loving this woman. So bold proud of herself.

Yes, supreme court governor have spoken and APC have listened. EOD

0Plurse:
Frying the Meat is the easiest task here but I think I have missed a step, and that is you need to cook the meat first, just like you cook your normal chicken. Put salt, Maggi, Onions and whatever then cook for 15 to 20 minutes. And if you like just go fry am like that, I nor dey dia

I swear guy, if you eat this meat alone without sending my own then I go know wetin cause it

I believe he died a peaceful death because he was laying on his bed with his two legs ajar

UselessBuharist:


I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

this your story give me goose pimples. Nigeria is a Nigeria problem in and outside this country. May our ancestors bless you more wherever you are, my brother

How I wish this ww3 will continue till 2023

PresidObi:
I will agree that Peter Obi partnering directly with Wike to work against PDP in the forthcoming elections will deliver so many votes to the LP, but there's something else we shouldn't forget.

Peter Obi is not a stranger in Rivers state, with the number of businesses he owns there, the infrastructure he has built there and the number of persons he knows there, Rivers state, and the entire south south will vote for Peter Obi without much persuasion.

Is it not in Port Harcourt where Peter Obi build a new road even before becoming governor of Anambra state?

Is it not the same Rivers state where Peter Obi owns warehouses, and a shopping mall with so many employees?

Is it not the same south south (Akwa Ibom) where Peter Obi has married their daughter and has kept her as only wife for so many years?

Is it not the same south south with a sizeable population of Ijaws who witnessed how Igbos stood behind Goodluck Jonathan their son till the end?

The south south are definitely voting Peter Obi in a landslide, we are voting individuals now, party structure hasn't helped us as a nation.

you mean he married from akwa ibom? Honestly I never knew

My own supreme court governor have spoken. Oga sir, abeg try win ngbidi for APC first before you start crying

M4A1carbine:
Our darling daddy miscreant has abandoned Nairaland

I sincerely hope that country disintegrates, so that every region develops accordingly, and we know Levels after 10yrs.

Imagine a country where ..

monkey's
snakes
rats
termites

..............................steal money or financial records, in a regime that miscreants marketed as saints.

Now same miscreants want to market the enabler of this useless regime??

JAGADEATH can NEVER be
PRESIDENT because he will labour till
DEATH.

Spits!!

honestly, it been months I saw that our darling daddy online. Is she still alive?

gaby:
She was obviously blind to the price listed on the menu before she ordered because she wanted to '''chop'' the guy's money.

The goat wey dem kill to make that soup get sense pass this girl aswear.

Sorry brother goat for ending up in a hot peppery soup and unto a senior goats table.

In your next life I pray you come as this ewu while she returns as you and end up in a pepper broth...

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy, if you make heaven, I go know wetin cause it

ImDStar:
How would you tell the outside world that out of the 3 people running for President, you chose this one and they won't think you're mad?

lolxxxxx hahahaha and the most painful path is that our youths are involved oooo

My happiness here is that, it's our ancestors that is campaigning for him

I don't know the joy people sees in crime

priceactionx:
This country will never be the same again.
This is a terrorist, kingpin that kills at will.
A terrorist knew for being brutal.
A terrorist that about 3 IRT officers and 2 civilians were laid ambush for by the soldiers and were killed in cold blood after planning his escape.
I don't want to believe that our politicians use these guys as foot soldiers while covering them, in case of law caught up with them.

Now he is a free man. Forget that seven years. In prison time, he will spend 3.5 years from the day of his arrest, then depending on the charges ( I stand to be corrected).
So absolutely he is released.
All other thing is a mirage.
As long as Dariye and Nyame are released, I know he will be released too, as soon as kyari.
I guess EVANS should be released too.
Where is KABIRU SOKOTO? Maybe somewhere in the NIGER republic, waiting for his SUV.

I shed tears of bitterness as I go through what you wrote now. Are we really in a sane country? I always sees our youths campaigns for this rulers and I shed more tears

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Women can steal


Baby girl...your boyfriend must be a real niggar..have been around the world smoking my weed, drinking my beer, banging pussy , keyboarding and seeking for knowledge..secular knowledge to be precise

lolxxxxx hahahaha I no know why efcc release this niga. Dem for hold like 21yrs there

MrBrownJay1:


you forgot to take your meds this early morning...

lolxxxxx hahahaha I guess dem just released her from yabaleft

Rosrozz:
This is a mental case, stealing ain’t a woman’s thing . May God heal her.

I guess, dazialli our woman formal minister is my father and not a woman

Imagine our ancestors fighting

Confusion everywhere. One don't know who to believe again. In fact, I will stop reading Nigeria newspapers from today and concentrate on TV only

khadaffi:
Let them cry. The song already has version 2 and it is downloadable. Someone with the site will soon visit this thread and share the link to download it.

It is only in Nigeria that a visibly sick man will aspire for the office of the president and institutions that suppose to declare him unfit will tell you he is fit. Later when he becomes president the man will start touring the world for solutions to his health problems. You will start hearing sentences like "the president can rule from anywhere in the world" after he refuse to relinquish power to his deputy.

This is the time the people have power and they should be free to use it as they like. Once he becomes president the power is no longer with the people but on one man. If he feels he is too old to be insulted he should sit down at home and let his kids take care of him. An adult that decides to play on the sand with little kids should not bother when the kids starts throwing tantrums at him. Nonsense

may our ancestors bless you more for this. Just wait as some people will attack you now with this fact

SmartPolician:
I love it when politicians speak without using written speeches. I don't believe they are saying their minds when they do that.

Nice one, sir.

You already have my vote.

e no vex u pass me. Walahi. Why not speak your mind than a written statement

Jesus Christ!!!!! Did I hear right this morning? I think it's my ear that has infection, I need to visit my doctor because I don't think a state governor could ulter such. Walahi ehhhh, if God no punish all Nigeria past and present rulers ehhhh, then he has so many apologies to Sodom and Gomorrah