Righthussle:
This is certainly not "shege"

What Tinubu is showing us is "shege banza"

How to know the difference.

When someone is making one area of your life miserable and you have strength to talk or protest about it, that's "SHEGE"

When someone is making your entire life miserable and you can't even talk not to mention protest that's "SHEGE BANZA"

😂😆😂😂 that means we are all seeing shege banza

Rayban25:
Yekini Amoda Ogunlere aka tinubu has made me hate corn unfortunately.

😂😆 I swear guy u no well ooooo. Mennnnnn so because of your own president make u hate corn? People full this corntree oooo 😂😆

Guy, this is small case I swear. WhatsApp me on this number 08033238399. If dem see fear in you that's when they will enter. You see that 38k dem give you ehhhhh, walahi na beg dem go use see it. No be joke. Person no dey die twice but once

Moferere:
MY OPINION ABOUT ADELEKE

It is even hard to understand the religion of Ademola Adeleke.
Today, you will see him in church, tomorrow you will see him in Mosque.

I think he's a CHRIS-LIM.

chrislim ? 😂😂😂 I don die here

Jennyclay:
@dre11 you’re also part of the problem we have in this country. Why do you blur the useless man face You should have let us see his useless face so that nobody would fall victim again

If you know you can’t reveal his face then don’t report the news. Well, I don’t blame you, all men are the same. Nonsense!!!

Biko, the police should get the useless blackmailer arrested ASAP.

Foolish men everywhere!!!

that's very stupid of you for saying that all men are the same. That means your dad could do such as well? On a more serious note, the person that blured this man's face is more useless than the useless because personally for me, I would have love to send him to six feet below because he is not worthy to live amongst human

People sef dey mad. Why still take her to that hospital. Don't you know that the doctor will finish the work he started?

Westerhoffe:
I remember a Tiktok video wherein 3 guys were singing for Chelsea, and the lyrics goes thus:

Gbogbo wa la lowo m be, gbogbo wa la lowo m be, b'aiye Chelsea se baje, gbogbo wa la lowo m be. Leeds lowo m be… baye Chelsea se baje, gbogbo wa la lowo m be.

Chelsea should like be disbanded.
They've crashed as a club.

Football fans and fanatics, don't come for me o!
I'm not a fan of football.

if to say you dey close to me, I for slam your head on third main land bridge for saying that my dying sorry, darling club should be disbanded

yarimo:
Unruly conduct it must be eastheners always boastful and lack manners

your frustration is legendary

Googledotcom:
Is it that you are just programmed not to have sense or what ?

lolxxxxx hahahaha some people are programmed to be useless na

Nazgul:
One thing I was made to understand about that kind of environment is that people living there hardly prosper...I may be wrong though na hear I hear am.

that's fact

Drella:


There is an unpopular herb that you can drink over a period of 1 year,the size will increase tremendously.
If you have reached your desired size,you must stop the herb immediately!

It doesn't really have much disadvantage like other penis enlargers out there.
The only side effect is that your sperm won't be able to produce a child.

what's the name of this herbs , please

JasonScoolari:
I know how to resolve issues like this, but as an Igbo man that I am, this matter doesn’t concern me. I don't want to cause fight between two Yoruba brothers before they trace my generation to Mogadishu.

God bless Lagos State.

😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha you mean they can easily trace your generation to Mogadishu? Mennnnnnn I almost choke to death now

PointZerom:
Did he dead?

no he didn't dead

bigdammyj:
Okay.

Iyiocha Ayu's fate was decided from this room by these people.

Does this send any message?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, wickedness has no other name than yours. You mean this small room decided ayus fate? Lol 😂😆 wicked wike must hear it

vaderfollabi:
If you haven't watched the movie, you need to.

Kill that hate, it won't do you any good

abeg what's the name of the movie let me look for it to download

Zincfingers:
The bastard of Lagos used to wear white before the elections but he now wears black.
The sadistic clown that doesn't 'think in Yoruba' is now mourning

may what happened to those ones visit every members of your family in. 100 folds, since your fellow citizens will die because of election. But when you go to Western world you will be fighting for citizenship. May you toil and another eat what you work for in life, may everything good never come your way, may calamities be your own portion, and may this land and heaven never favour anything you do.

Pierocash:
a lot sick people are roaming the streets ,and internet space in Nigeria.

What do you mean by "Igbo to hand-off on Lagos politics". Even though your English is disgusting ,your write-up is porous and tells more of your poor intellect. that is by the way.

What is this madness about igbos voting in Lagos ,what is the crime in voting in Lagos? This fools keep constituting nuisance all around insulting igbos and claiming they want to take over Lagos even when no Igbo man is on the ballot for any of this elections. Igbos decided to vote a true lagosian not even an Igbo man even though it is still not a crime to vote Igbo if any is on the ballot.

But these fools keep misbehaving and attacking igbos for daring to vote even when a Yoruba woman won fct senatorial seat which is not a Yoruba land.

I keep telling people, leadership is not Nigeria's problem, but poor and bad followership who create rooms for evil to thrive and end up turning around to cry over poor state of leadership.

A lot of Yorubas are lawmakers in UK, US,and other countries,even in federal positions in Europe ,and America. But these same sick Yorubas are insulting, attacking,and intimidating igbos who just want to cast their votes,not even contesting oo,just to cast vote,all hell broke loosed on them.

Those war wey una dey stir,una no go fit stand am wen it start.

Awon ashiere

Igbos have faught this war before and if we test it on Yorubas again I don't think it will be a bad call. One of them was telling me yesterday that since tinubu and sanwolu has won their selection, that we Igbos should watch out how they will collect the lands they sold to us back, that of we want development, we should go to Anambra state and do that not Lagos. You can imagine

kingsways:
With all due respect, Real Madrid are out

Go Chelsea!!

I swear, wickedness runs in your blood. You mean this Chelsea to win Madrid? I know you are mocking me but continue oooo

My dearest Chelsea rip to you

raskymonojendor:

Dey disguise. Lagos is not for IPOB terrorists.

if you mention me again in your quote sango go kill you bastard. May that iPod kill you and your generation. Idiot never do well of a son

Lagosians will do it again as they did it on 25. My Lagos must be liberated from touts and urchins because it's a mega city

Honestly, I don't know what will be wike fate after his tenure

Thewrath:
CBN doing shege banza left right center,while some nitwits are busy shouting Ipob upandan
Now them don hibernate..

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear to God, guy u dey mental oooo. I almost choke while laughing now. U said CBN dey do dem shege banza? Lol. Mennnnn am going home

fortunateme:

Correction please don't belittle rottweiler. He is one of tinubus EKUKE.

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood. You mean our own ononuga is ekuke? Baba must hear this

ITbomb:
But on a normal day, you don't need a POS machine, all you need is your bank app which will generate the QR code

how does this QR really work because I use to see it on my access and palmpay app but use to be scared of it

Honestly, am not just happy about this which the supreme court has done. First is amed lawal case and now this one. Who are really this supreme court judges ehhhhhh

nameo:
Lolz.... i just finished watching the interview and El rufai has finally confirmed what some of us have been saying here for sometime:

1. He finally revealed one of the polls conducted by the APC where he said a sample size of about 40k persons was used(i have been talking about this and some other more specific polls conducted by the APC here for some time now).

2. He said that from the polls, the results indicates that the elections will be very tight( imagine the arrogant El rufai finally admitting this fact).

PS: By tbe way, that APC has refused to share the polls publicly should tell you that it did not really favour them.

3. He also said that from the polls they conducted, Obi will sweep the Southeast(we knew that); will do well in the south south(code word for saying he will win but not as much as with the SE- again we knew that); he also said Obi will not do so well in the southwest except in Lagos(again we know he will not win the SW altho he will win Lagos. PS: the other specific polls done in the SW recently by APC clearly show that Obi's momentum in the SW is increasing and that he is generally in 2nd place); he then said that Obi will do well in the christain parts of the north(of course we knew that too); but that he will be flopped in most other parts of NW and NE(we also always knew that this was Obi's biggest weakness in the elections but thank God that that zone will be shared by 3 strong Candidates- Atiku, Tinubu and Kwankawaso , so there will be no "block" votes for anybody from there).

4. El rufai finally said that Obi will either win or get 25% from about 16 states.

5. You need to remember that this is Elrufai we are talking about here. The man hates Obi(for obvious reasons). However, that he said all these today and even in an interview yesterday on Channels, where he apparently didnt know when he called Obi's name as one of the 3 major candidates in the elections, means that " Jungle don really dey mature" for these useless politicians both in the PDP and APC.

Good take aways for Obi from this interview. Obi has exceeded all expectations and he will win this

lolxxxxx hahahaha Baba, do you remember last year when elrufai said that Obi will never ganner up to 40 people in Kaduna?

Madridstar:
Hope POS vendor dey tha court, cause the charges go large.

lolxxxxx hahahaha u no well ooooo. What happened to transfer

WibusJaga:
.

Doubt if anybody will desire this kind of Overdose of Blessing.

lolxxxxx hahahaha my brother ehhhhh dis one na really overdose ooooo. Even a super rich won't want it

Agbadocassava:
Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.



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it's on 25 February we go know how many mental challenge people are in Nigeria

Dis man no well. I thank God that we didn't qualify if not na basket we for use carry goals come back

A guy was in love
with a girl but
never had the
guts to tell her.

One night around 10pm,
he gathered
some courage &
sent her a text
with these
honest words...

"Irene, I love you,
Plz reply & tell me
how you feel."

A few seconds later
he received a
message alert
on his phone.

He was so scared and
too tensed to open
it that night
so he decided not to
check the message
until the next morning
when he's less tense
and in better senses.

So he went to sleep.

When he woke up
the next day
he prayed seriously
about the message
for good news,
went about doing
his morning chores,
brushed his teeth,
ate his breakfast
took a bath,
dressed himself up then climbed into bed
and picked his phone
to read the message
on his phone.
This was the response
he read:

"Dear customer you have
insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".