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Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa’s ANC Loses Majority, Seeks Coalition by jacoik(m): 1:41pm On Jun 01, 2024
When I don dey mastubate say eff go carry the day. Imagine eff no even come second. Cheiiiiiiii
CelebritiesRe: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 2:32pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family members in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay no vex, I can see that the play don wan turn to fight as e don involve family members
CelebritiesRe: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 2:31pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family members in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay. No vex
CelebritiesRe: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 12:32pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
lol anybody force you to read it? grin if e too long why you no ignore abi why this attention seeking? grin na my own I talk and I am very entitled to it and I talk am with my full chest.if you no like am go hug transformer grin

10 years ban ko,50 years ban ni grin tongue
😂 me son of man hug transformer? Can we meet at third mainland bridge this night by 12:30, I have a message for you
FoodRe: One Year: How Much Is One Paint Of Garri In Your Area? Photo by jacoik(m): 5:23am On May 30, 2024
geoworldedu:
Let me ask my wife first.

Me: Iya Risikatu, how much is one paint of garri now?

Wife: Baba Risikatu, it was #5000 when I bought it last week. It is #6000 today and in the nearest future it will be #9000.

Me: Haba!!! Why na?

Wife: Because prices of goods in Nigeria now are demonic, so they are opposite of Jesus who is the same yesterday, today and forever.

Me: Funke!!! shocked shocked shocked
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha werey no get surname. So the price is not the same yesterday today and forever?
CelebritiesRe: Tiktok Bans Saida Boj Over Her Viral Comments On A Podcast by jacoik(m): 5:18am On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
grin

Saida saida grin every naija man's nightmare grin

But you sef you too do,you too talk.even blessing CEO wey be your role model no talk like this grin

There are some things that you should not be saying on the internet and aside that I have issues with podcasters like nedu.dont you see decent, intelligent and self respecting women to bring on your podcast? Why always controversial girls that say the most outrageous things. I also blame bloggers for making her funny opinions go viral.there are girls with master's Degree who are inventing things, some are pilot,nurses,chefs , journalists,lawyers,traders etc you will not invite those ones.you see why I said a lot of men deserve girls like saidaboj.you elevate lousy girls like her by giving her undue attention but the agreeable ones with a stable mind and a decent character you see those ones as boring and dry grin

Saida you can go and rest from the internet space and do a little introspection.everything is not Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho.you have attracted too much negative attention and energy on yourself.try and minimize your words.you fight a,you fight b,you fight c on the internet.when you now need help how you go take do am?

Another issue you say untill a man gives you 20 million before you can nack am, ABI? I don't know whether this is childishness or narcissism or you're just being opinionated.i wish you have a big sister that can be real with you.let me tell you,yhy only people that can drop 30 million for your poosy in Nigeria of today where there's pervasive unemployment and the minimum wage is 30k are maybe people engaged in large scale crime like drug peddling, human trafficking or kidnapping because they do crime to make money so they can afford to throw it carelessly and you see those types of men they are a danger to themselves, family , society and even you.so any man giving you that type of money to engage in casual sex with you is up to something very dangerous because men don't just throw money like that especially for poosy that is everywhere

Again you can decide to prostitute if that's the life you choose, fine.but why must you implicitly encourage prostitution on podcast.o wrong NAU.do your prostitution alone,don't drag others.this is to also say any man that gives you such amount is likely baiting you to kill, kidnap or do something terrible to you.br careful how you look for money.the streets is not nice, internet too never forgives nor forgets

However TikTok did you a favor by holding your account.maybe this time you can start on a new slate and start promoting positive values with your page.

Though I Know a lot of naija men don't like decent women if not you will see women who openly encourage prostitution, debauchery and sexual promiscuity having millions of followers with long list of men in their DMS begging them for dates while the ones who go to work, church/mosque and live a peaceful quiet life Minding their buisness and covering up their bodies are the ones with 20likes and 40 followers on social media.this only goes to show naija men like toxic,rude, promiscuous and vulgar women but come outside to say they want homely and agreeable women grin
I swear ehhhh, if to say na me get this nairaland, na 10 years I for ban you. Just small story wey I read about that stupid gal, your own comment come long pass third mainland bridge. Dem do you do long comment? See as I read sotey my eyes start to dey pain me. Walahi you need punishment from me but am just thinking of one to give you
HealthRe: What Happens To The Corpse Of Inmates Who Died In Prison? by jacoik(m): 10:06am On May 20, 2024
Ance4Liverpool:
They are buried in the prison with handcuffs. The prison warders only inform the family of the deceased for them to be aware
why with handcuffs
PoliticsRe: INEC Acknowledges Letter From Pro-Wike Speaker, Hon Martin's Amarwhule by jacoik(m): 5:48pm On May 18, 2024
youngrichnigga:
Aboki for gate sef they acknowledge letter and receive on my behalf, so what's the big deal if the security gate acknowledges the letter from him undecided undecided undecided undecided
Na to just put stamp for gate, the nightshift security go acknowledge and stamp?,I.cam bet that the INEC chairman and other senior officials were already out of the office on 29th December knowing the Nigerian civil service. If this is subjected to forensic examination, it will fail yakata 🤔🤔🤔
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha even mai suya can receive a letter for oga
PoliticsRe: If My Being A Governor Is A Mistake, Let Them Continue To Make Mistakes - Fubara by jacoik(m): 11:34pm On May 13, 2024
mankan2k7:
U are too gentle sir,

By now the house that Wike is living in Port Harcourt should be down due to obstruction of free passage of water and erosion when rain falls.

Give him wotowoto
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha, like wike house is obstructing erosion and car movement? I give up on you
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by jacoik(m): 1:57pm On May 13, 2024
decatalyst:
You just dey discover say it saves cost to stream?

I have successfully stopped subscribing on GoTV since 6-7years now. Why did I stop?
I remember I subscribed that month and discovered that the channels didn't fully load. I called their contact center and I was told they have removed the channels.

The lady that picked the call sounded so nonchalant, and that the remover is their choice and no need to inform the customer. I stopped subscribing the next month. They have called me tire since then, offered me incentives and inducements, I haven't changed my decision.

Monthly, I simply activate MTN's 200GB on my 5G router and enjoy movies of choice, YouTube, football etc.

I like the be in control and doing streaming gives me control cuz I have not subscription running whether I watch or not. I can also control my data usage. Some months, nah 110GB I use, some 150GB and I just roll over the data.


Since I saw the increase in bouquet I just dey laugh 😄
200GB? For how much bro. I do 25GB for 6500 every month on MTN but it still doesn't last me up to one month. How can I get more bro. Please, chat me on 08033238399
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: ‘A Coward Thinks He Can Run, Hide’ — EFCC Makes Cryptic Post by jacoik(m): 10:01am On May 11, 2024
89green:
Efcc should stop all these and go after the guy, i tot we had nin and bvn, getting his location should not be a problem.

Urchins hope you guys slept well

Chelsea fans, how una dey, after our win today let's gather at any restaurant to enjoy ourselves, all bills on me grin
your mouth no go kill you. Chelsea wey no see champion league or Europa play you want to drink on their head? To slap you just dey hungry me
PoliticsRe: New CBN Policy: This Is Too Much Punishment For Nigerians - Seyi Law To Tinubu by jacoik(m): 8:15am On May 08, 2024
OgaTheTop2:
@ Seyi Law... One bottle of 'Bitter Obi' bitters is all you need to cure yourself of yamayam BATerials.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha cheiiiiiiii I don die here
PoliticsRe: New CBN Policy: This Is Too Much Punishment For Nigerians - Seyi Law To Tinubu by jacoik(m): 8:13am On May 08, 2024
Feintline:
Crocodile, alligator, wall gecko tears.

Anyone around this guy should Force 1Crate of " bitter obi" down his throat so as to flush off the BATeria in his lungs.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear ehhhh wickedness run in your system. So he should use bitter Obi to wash out bateria? This corntree abi na country na cruise
TravelRe: Onboard Menu: AirPeace Serves Jollof And Efo-Riro On Flight To London by jacoik(m): 12:20pm On Apr 05, 2024
LOVEALAIGBO:
Well the foreign airlines could also try their hand at preparing spicy jollof rice to serve on their flights! They could also go one better than Air Peace by adding pounded yam and ofe nsala to the onboard menu!
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha foreign airlines to serve ofe nsala and isi ewu you said? To slap you just dey hungry me
PoliticsRe: NLC, CSOs Reject Electricity Tariff Hike by jacoik(m): 7:06am On Apr 04, 2024
Na today? Nlc when oshiomole as it chairman. What we have in subsequent chairmen are clouns
PoliticsRe: Police Declare Fisayo Soyombo Wanted, Grill Bukky Shonibare (FIJ’s BoT Chairman) by jacoik(m): 11:04am On Mar 29, 2024
What did this long story say, for people wey dey read long epistle
PoliticsRe: Police Declare Fisayo Soyombo Wanted, Grill Bukky Shonibare (FIJ’s BoT Chairman) by jacoik(m): 11:04am On Mar 29, 2024
Dis tori too long na. Please, if someone that God touches his heart can help summarise for son of man. At a time I started sleeping while reading
BusinessRe: Those Who Want Naira To Be ₦400 To Dollar Are Living In A Dream World - Moghalu by jacoik(m): 7:12pm On Mar 24, 2024
I have tried to understand what I read but each time I read I get more confuse. Anyone with good English understanding should please tell me what muoghalu said
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Yari, Ningi Move To Establish Mega Party Ahead Of 2027 by jacoik(m): 2:35pm On Mar 12, 2024
SoNature:
Forming a new party will lead to nothing... unless Atiku Abubukar just wants Tinubu to remain there and continuously destroy Nigeria and blame Buhari for it.

Atiku should woo Obi back to the PDP and step aside for him as a national statesman. If Obi could garner over 6 million votes under LP after all manipulations, he would do much better under a party that has a robust spread and structure.
this is fact but what how people come hard on you for this truth
PoliticsRe: Why Contractors Are Fighting Me – Umahi by jacoik(m): 7:14am On Mar 09, 2024
Na only this man and minister for interior be d only minister wey get head for dis government
PoliticsRe: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 6:54am On Mar 09, 2024
Palmyra:
N27500 for the decoder and one month subscription..
U can reach me on zero 8 one, four 3 seven 4 fifteen 31. U will understand better when you begin to use it.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha cheiiiiiiii!!!! Dis phone number na hell. It took me almost ten minutes before I understand it's phone number ooooo. Okay. I go ring you letter today, my number end with 99
PoliticsRe: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 7:41pm On Mar 08, 2024
Palmyra:
That's the truth, apart from that; you can also use their decoder to receive other free to air satellites if you get a good installer...and if you're in Lagos and environment, I will clear your doubts 😉.
please, I live around Isashi/ iba. How can I get it and how much does it cost
PoliticsRe: Troops Raid, Destroy IPOB, ESN Supreme Headquarters In Anambra by jacoik(m): 3:35pm On Mar 08, 2024
matify83:
Those IPOB/ESN guys should know by now that the tide is against them.

They nearly collapsed the eastern economy by the way they went about fighting for NK's release edged on by one finnish-Nigerian.

They were beginning to look more like criminals than freedom fighters.
That's my LGA. Those guys are criminals. You are enforcing seat at home when your people are dying. That's how you want your country?
They pushed their luck too far.
PoliticsRe: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 2:51pm On Mar 08, 2024
Tstv come to mind. Lie Mohammad told us such years back, he even said fg will give tstv 2 years tax free.
PoliticsRe: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by jacoik(m): 2:44pm On Mar 08, 2024
clearcrystal:
I've been using SLTV decoder since September 2023.
With 5k monthly subscription, you will watch all the S sport channels and more.
I don't believe this. Guy, can you please be honest to us? 5k and you watch the whole matches super sport show? For real
BusinessRe: Prices Of Dangote, BUA, Lafarge, Other Cement After Meeting With FG by jacoik(m): 9:38pm On Mar 07, 2024
Savedday2:
This country never finish like this?

Make better thunder fire all 9ja girls one by one.
Na cement Nigeria girls dey demand from you wey go make thunder fire dem?
HealthRe: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 3:46pm On Mar 06, 2024
SaLongs1:
It could cost more.
that's why I said it could cost him more. My wife is a dentist here in Ojo Lagos, I know how much she charge people that comes for home service. If you go her hospital she charge you more than home
HealthRe: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 3:44pm On Mar 06, 2024
BRATISLAVA:
What is S & P?
scaling and polishing. That's washing of teeth
HealthRe: How Much Does It Cost To Replace A Tooth In Nigeria (pix) by jacoik(m): 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2024
It depends on the tooth you want to remove. It range from 8k to 20k base on your location. You will first do S & P before removing it tooth/teeth. S &P is 10k plus the teeth
PoliticsRe: Edo Assembly Serves Gov Obaseki’s Deputy, Philip Shaibu Impeachment Notice by jacoik(m): 1:56pm On Mar 06, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

But this deputy really fuckkk up sha
He just let greediness ruin his political career

Instead of am to relax and wait for the next eight years

He go dey allow him ambition destroy am

Wether them like it or not

An esan man is the next governor

The marginalisation Nigeria is doing at the national level we won't do it here in Edo state

I'm a real niggar..mom Bini and dad Bini

But it is the turn of esan to rule
which party is the esan candidate. Hope not APC
RomanceRe: Reasons Women Get Attached To A Man After Sex by jacoik(m): 5:57am On Mar 02, 2024
talk2hb1:
Tooh,
I just don't want to betray my Gender, I could have shared what makes Men Bond and attached.
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha abeg, no betray brotherhood
PhonesRe: NCC To Telecom Operators: All SIMs not linked To NIN Must Be Blocked Today by jacoik(m): 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2024
Mrchibobo:
Am I the only one finding it difficult to link my Airtel SIM?
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha for the past 2 months I have being battling to link mine. If dem block me I go dey use my empty N and Glo. I no send anybody

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