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Aieboocaar:
The only ladipo i know is the place they sell Toyota parts

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense lol

What this guy's is doing in orsu and orlu is so disgusting and disheartening!!! The worst case is that after their operations, they will tag it iPod or unknown gunmen. My own village amaebu is case study. This guys came to nkwo idemili to wrecked havoc, 2 days letter, a national daily carries it that iPod short market women in nkwo idemili and ekeututu. the painful path is that bullets don't penetrate them, but at a time ESN engaged them, na run dem run that day passing through iheoma downward orlu

What this guy's is doing in orsu and orlu is so disgusting and disheartening!!! The worst case is that after their operations, they will tag it iPod or unknown gunmen. My own village amaebu is case study. This guys came to nkwo idemili to wrecked havoc, 2 days letter, a national daily carries it that iPod short market women in nkwo idemili and ekeututu.

Someone that didn't even ame third has spoken and sane men will listen? Walahi dis naija na real cruise. Imagine hope ooooo. Cheiiiiiiii, my ear don hear

Hhhhhhhh Nigeria has become an abattoir for human sacrifice. Who will deliver it children from the clutch of death ravaging it

Reallysimple:
Just six years

didn't you read the news well? The 3 count charge carry 2 years each and it will run concurrently, that means they will serve a year each. Tell your lawyer to interpret it for you

Help2020:
We are now in June,your brain is still in may. Oga that matter has been resolved

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness has no other name than you. U say him brain still dey may? Lolxxxxx hahahaha I don die here

oluwaseyi0:
I hope the guy doesn't step down

But this post is just a whitewash from a tinubu butt licker

Imagine praising remi who only left the Senate because she has eyes on office of the first lady

Some writers are truly mad sha

lolxxxxx hahahaha thank God say u sported it. Remi leave office because she is not power drunk? I rest my issue

thesicilian:
This is child abuse of the highest order. Thank God I'm not God, otherwise it's only people who truly deserve to have children that I'll be allowing to get pregnant.

you have said it all

yahoosurepass:
I will vote Tinubu on one condition....

If he can put thread inside niddle

It is good to be obedient

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear, wickedness has no other name than you. You want Tinubu to put thread in the eyes of the needle? Walahi I must report you to lie Mohamed for hate speech

Artiiclebeast:
Here they go again with their demonic lies.

I trust the mod to push this to the front page too while the thread I did to debunk all these evil and envious lies were deliberately ignored.

Evil people wet go use ladder climb up remove am make others not fit climb.

Below was my response on a similar thread which the evil mods keeps deleting including the thread I started to debunk all these lies...I wonder what they benefit from all these.

Withchraft get different departments truly.


Abeg make una no listen to all these nonsense oh..

America na God's own country truly truly if you get the right info and know your way.

If na only the gun violence, I go manage am like that dey careful where I dey enter and the kind neighbourhood wey I go stay.

I start one thread for my profile like that to talk about this same issue but because the mods dem too follow for the people wey dey try preach the abroad life no easy dem abandon am. Dem no want competition for the good life...

https://www.nairaland.com/7145274/re-abroad-life-not-easy

Abeg, anybody wey get legit way to jakpa come America, you better take am oh...

Sweet and blessed country.

I dey come to write more..make I drive reach work first.

Modified:

You see all these spoilt, lazy, and rotten brats, if you listen to them mislead you or successfully make you keep away from competing with them out of wickedness and envy, na you sabi.

This kid could be a privileged rotten kid back home in Nigeria who probably had a whole room to herself with a driver to chauffeur her back and fro wherever she goes without much of an understanding to the fact that "nyansh dey pepper egg wey dey lay egg wey she dey chop".

Her parents obviously needed more in life and thus migrated making this silly kid see herself as living below her standard because of sharing a house and bathroom. She's clearly not happy because she could barely find any poor man pikin to oppress out there.

The idiot even went on to say their condition improved when their asylum was approved. They should have sought the asylum in Nigeria na..

Talking about her parents doing long hours of work. It's evil and ungrateful to God and nature to make such complaints. Now it isn't the lack of jobs oh but the long hours of job. The question people of sound mind should ask are:

* What is the hourly wage
*Do you get owed or short paid for these jobs?
* Are these jobs back-breaking or hard jobs?
* What are the general working conditions of these jobs?

Only wicked and selfish people will tell you America is bad, unsafe, and hard to survive.

Very wicked and mean people.

Even if you find a job with an agency paying $10-12 per hour, you have enough hours to work if you want and can do the job to take in as much as $4k per month.

Now, you can imagine how much a direct staff at the same job who knows what brought him to the US will take home.

Na so all of them dey collect and drive big big new cars because work hours dey to dey pay monthly na all these enjoyment dem no want make people come enjoy with them.

My dear people, there is so much work and less hands such that na me dey reject hours because I need to rest but when I dey my bed I no dey fit rest because my mind go dey calculate how much I dey miss because I want siddon for my bed.

One thing though, it depends on the people you met when you got in and the information you had before making the moves.

One can successfully live and work in the US for 100 years and more as an alien without the right documents so long as you stay away from trouble and keep to the rules.

The system is aware of this fact that loads and loads of illegals abound in the country and of course, are doing the jobs their people won't do which are jobs in very critical sectors and the authorities turn the other way so long as the jobs get done in a timely manner and the economy/system keeps spinning.

In my 1 month that I've been here, Na God bless America I dey take sing every morning...

God bless my destiny...

God bless God too...

Na to work move all my family if possible, my entire clan comot from that dustbin called country.

When I step out from airport, na cry I cry go reach where I dey go inside train when my eye see wetin country and living suppose look like.

May all Nigerian evil leaders both past, present, future, and the ones in the grave continue to rot in hell....

Demons...

I pray for every Nigerian to experience life outside of Nigeria, particularly to first-world countries to understand the difference between life and living.

Modified:

All the people quoting me to type nonsense and call me names, I pity all of una and wonder what it'd profit you lots to keep discouraging people who seek to better their lives. The best you can at least do is encourage and give the best positive ideas and information as you know it and be sure to mention that what information you are giving is to the best of your knowledge and not going on and making a blanket statement with all airs of authority.

Most of you earning nonsense based off of your personal experiences are babies in life matters, trust me.

That you had it rough or still having it rough has a lot to do with your mindset, the vibes you give off, and your general way of life.

How do you expect not to have it rough when in your mind you'd rather feed people with discouraging and wrong information just to dissuade them from coming to compete with you as if say na your money dem wan come pack for US or wherever.

How do you expect not to have it bad and rough when all you do is lament, complain, and get ungrateful to God and life with your negativities.

I wish people well and always want to see the best in fellow humans plus I do not play with gratitude. Do you know what this does for me, it makes me navigate through life not without any hurdles but the ability to surmount all hurdles with ease, grace, and favour.

You expect me and other people to have it rough and preach same?

Common, go check yourself.

I repeat..I can confidently gross $5k-$6k per month and mind you folks, I'm working through an agency and as such get paid less than the direct workers oh....just this morning I had to turn down 2 shifts to get some rest but as I think of the amount wey I for make my mind dey judge me but man need to rest to see body take enjoy the money.

If you don spend 100 years for America and you no get the right information it's best not to say a word at all.

My attitude to life and zeal to see others prosper has been working perfectly for my good and I keep finding grace and favour from unlikely sources.

There is work in abundance here that I wished I had the means to bring people suffering in Nigeria in to come work and earn a decent living without breaking a back.

Where I work presently through an agent, they've been disturbing me to leave the agency and come work directly with them because they love my work ethic but dem no understand say I never get my papers complete..

They are even willing to buy me off of the agency for as much as $5k upwards, you can imagine. Na me dey dribble dem with excuse and other gists.

Funny enough, the system and authorities know that there are people like me but they deliberately turn their eye because we dey meet need for critical sector.

Forget oh guys, America na the world.

For some of you chastising me say I be JJC lol..I had lived in Germany for more than 10 years and believe me when I say now, I feel those years were wasted with what I have seen in the US particularly as an immigrant but God never makes mistakes so I'm grateful for all the lessons and process to get here.

The Hispanics all around here in their millions will never discourage their folks and a good chunk of them no get papers and are living well...

Common..

God hates whiners, complainers and ungrateful people...

I'm just 2 months old here and I use a 2014 car.

Most of those discouraging people and who have lived here for year's and had not even a bicycle in Nigeria all drive brand new luxury cars here.

Cars here aren't luxury but pure necessity and our people dey use big cars well.

Me sef jejely settle down collect my small one as time dey go I go upgrade lol

I forgot to mention that I was called up for the job I'm doing right now the very next day after I arrived here and since then, na me dey tell dem say I want rest.

This my epistle is to encourage someone..

may God and our ancestors bless you more for this information. It baffles me that when a good topic like this is made, the stupid mode will not push it to front page. I know how many times I have written even critical issues but it never made front page, but if it's snakes, woman that fought with her husband, celebrities, you will see it making front page. Walahi dis mod and his people are useless

chatinent:
May God punish all idiots who are abroad but are plotting to advise people to remain in Nigeria!

Me wey bi if I kuma get the connection this uncle get, na to dey open way for people to come...you know, no condition is permanent naim this uncle dey lock door throwaway key! At least, if you don't want them to come directly where you are...,devil, open the way for them to go elsewhere naw! Una still dey carry the attitude una dey give Nigerians there dey give people wey no dey there!

What sort of ekwensublability is this! How old is your witchcraft!

Fine lady, any how you fit do, please and please, escape from this country! If you can survive here, you can survive there! Pikin wey go strong go strong; no be until dem name am Samson.Their petty jobs and some other petty jobs you can do on the minimum wage, wetin you fit accumulate monthly na wetin most bankers dey earn for Naija per annum.

No gree make that black mamba deceive you o. Who no get dey choose plate for party? Who dey owe landlord dey wear cardigan? Shoo!

Eba dey hot, eba dey hot but you no gree comot hand. Baba, cast and bind every advice like this: reject am, disown the person, avoid the person...no matter who they are! They don't mean well for you! True, say cat sabi swim no make am catfish but e no mean say e no fit still catch fish! You fit bi traffic car washer abroad dey build duplex for Naija. Na experience wey climb orientation I dey give una. Many boys for we school that year wey dey claim rubbish, na toilet dem dey wash dey claim vacation dey carry Benz dey intmidate professor wey no know the cost of rim. Escape from Nigeria! You will always see jobs..and with time, other freelance jobs will come by.


If you are a hustler, you will definitely survive and survive others. Las las, crocodile na lizard wey join army.


Just ensure your ambition revolves around escaping from Nigeria! Jollof rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.

See you at the airport, fam. ✌️

lolxxxxx hahahaha honestly this is the best I have ever seen on this nairaland since I joined it. My brother, basket mouth dey learn where u dey. Abeg wetin be your tweeter or Facebook account I want to follow you, but I no fit follow you enter toilet oooo

I think it's was on this case Bola tinubu asked: where is the cow

When did this thing happened that I wasn't aware of because I stays at Isashi close to alaba rago

madridguy:
This is to make their sweet love more merry.

Chai, make I no yearn wetin dey my mind. I remember one verse for Quran that works more than magic for love If you know you know.

abeg which verse is that so that we wey be traditional believers can also apply it

Lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness has no other name than this. A whole senator scores 0 vote? This is unacceptable even in the jungle

onumadu:
But where are the cows?!

lolxxxxx hahahaha u want wahala dis evening abi

robosky02:
No be small thing ohh....them won finish football

lolxxxxx hahahaha as football no gree hear word. Make dem finish it kpatakpata

SultanOfPuna:
The day i First meet Tonto Dikeh

At Sam Mbakwe Airport in Imo
Omo, that girl FRESH AND SWEET

My prick just stand like Russian Missile
Ready to invade her Ukrainanus

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense

vicdom:
This judgement is a mere academic exercise, because the event of the past has taken over the judgement already.

APC had already forwarded the list of delegates that will vote in the primary.

According to our electoral law, all political parties shall submit the list of delegates that will vote in any convention, not later than 7 days before the stipulated date.

I like people with wisdom and not the urchins we have here. You have said it all brother

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Tinubu said he is ready to fight dirty meaning; he will verbally abuse and physically attack any person on his way to his lifetime ambition.

Tinubu has been acting gentlemanly in order to decieve the masses but he is now bringing out the 'abgeromanly' in him.

The irony is that those Tinubu has trusted are gradually abandoning his 'hard to please' self.

We await the final stage of his disgrace on Monday.

mark my word that APC will never have it convention on Monday, it will still be shift

Good morning, dear people of nairaland. I went to a saloon yesterday to cut my hair and a serious issue arised on who owns a child. It got to the extend that it almoygot into a scuffle, me the son of man have to leave that place after my haircut. Please my people, who really own a child, the mother or the father

Good morning, dear people of nairaland. I went to a saloon yesterday to cut my hair and a serious issue arised on who owns a child. It got to the extend that it almoygot into a scuffle, me the son of man have to leave that place after my haircut. Please my people, who really own a child, the mother or the father

Konjiboii:
Better go buy earpiece because the trekking no be here.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad ooooo. N earpiece dem dey take treck? Lol

Mandate2023:
Lagos state should employ who?

Hw old r u pls?

good question there

tollyboy5:
since okomaiko shanties has been cleared no more robbery in ojo. We need working security in Lagos

wetin clear? From lasu to alaba rago is still full of shanties ooooo as at today I type so

Unityp:
One scammer sent a friend request on Facebook wayback in 2009 without a profile pix and when I checked mutual friends,he has more than 10 of my office colleagues, so I accepted the request. After 2 days,he chated me up and I said Funke,how are U?(he used Funke who also is a colleague of mine as her name).He replied,I am not fine o.Then I asked what is the the problem?He said he just got robbed by armed robbers on her journey to Lagos .I told her sorry .The next thing he said was that he is stranded now and I should send her mtn recharge card of 1500 so he can sell.Then I became suspicious because the Funke I know will never ask for a recharge card.
Then I asked him,pls which of the Funke is this?I was expecting her to say Funke your colleague and mention my place of work but instead he said "Funke na".Then I knew he was a scammer.
I responded and I said "Oh sorry Funke just hold-on let me send someone to buy the card outside" After about 5mins,I just sent some random no of 16 digits to him.When he loaded it,the network told him its invalid. Then he replied and said it's invalid.Then I responded "O sorry pls,this girl did not scratch this card well and I think I can see the numbers clearly now"I changed one of the digits from the numbers and replaced it with another number.When he tried to load it the second time he was told invalid pin by the network the second time and he replied "invalid again"
I removed another number from the 16 digits and replaced it with another one and after doing this the 4th time,I asked him "Funke I hope they have not block your line?" He replied that they have blocked his line.I said yes,that is very good,next time you will not try to scam someone with meaningless lies.The next thing he did was to start raining curses on himself (not on me).

lolxxxxx hahahaha walahi u get him time. Hunter become the hunted

Whizzy080:
If not our thieves political officers, why should our data expire? So I have to finish my data in a hurry before it expires
. isn't it my property? I should decide how to use it even if I want manage 100mb for a year it's my problem

may our ancestors bless you more for this truth. It hurt when you subscribe for this useless data and in a month, if e no finish dem go just wipe it off

vicdom:
Must you throw insults up and down before making your points?? Why are most you people on Nairaland this senseless and mannerless??

fools and uncultured kids full here na

fulaniHERDSman:
A Supreme Court Veteran has spoken

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, wickedness run in your blood. U say na supreme court veteran? I go report you to lie Mohamed because this is a hate speech

TriCee:
Ok, where's the video. Am I really in this social media with una?
Tiwa drop video, I no see..
Oxlade drop video, I no see..
Even 16yrs old school gir drop, I no see...

Now, this fine girl dey apologise on top video wey I never still see!!
Lord, speak, your servant is listening!

lolxxxxx hahahaha lord should speak to you I. The language you can understand abi? But honestly guy, the thing dey vex me like mad that I have not seen any of the videos.. abeg of you come in contact with any, don't hesitate to share to a lost brother