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Family / Re: Husband Caught His Cheating Wife, Snapped And Framed The Picture by jacoik(m): 1:19pm On May 16, 2022
mlpnko:
The man no get joy.
The woman still fit use the pic masturbate grin grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense
NYSC / Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by jacoik(m): 6:28pm On May 13, 2022
Are we supposed to be the same country? Wherever lugard is, may fire continue to burn him
merit455:
Deborah's murder reminds me of my service year in Yobe state as a youth corper.

I can't forget that experience in a hurry and I keep asking myself why these Muslims can so misinterprete issues to suit what they are planning to do.

We had a certain female Corp member from Delta state, she likes painting her lips like � and putting on trousers. Unknown to her she became the subject of a serious hatred and an apparent plan to kill her was in the pipe line.

You know these people have a way of coordinating their murderous acts, it's a chain that includes the high and low in their society.

So corper Blessing was teaching one day in class and a particular student was busy distracting others, she tried to caution the boy and get him to concentrate but boy keep disturbing the rest of the class, Unknown to her, that was the trap. The said boy was writing in his note book and kept tiring them out, so when she went to the boy's desk, she picked up the pieces of paper and threw them away. The boy stood up and left the classroom.

Boom! Not upto 30mins, another teacher came to Blessing and asked her why she would desecrate the coran, she was so surprised to hear that and decided to ask the teacher where she got that kind of news. To cut the story short, the teacher asked Blessing to leave the school premises immediately else she would be kill.

Blessing quickly left the school to her lodge where she told other corp members what had transpired in school. As she was still speaking, a large crowd of Muslims youth were charging and chanting towards the corpers lodge with sticks and knives, they corpers quickly ran towards the gate to lock it , at that point it became a back and push in the gate as the knew that if the youth gained entrance into the place, they maybe more casualties. This happened in Potiskum.

At that point, calls where coming into to the zonal office for help, I was one of the corper rep in the zone assisting the ZI and LI, the ZI, a Yoruba man quickly called the police, there was no action, he called the army, nothing happened, we started praying for God to intervene, we were asked to go see the Emir, we did, but you could sense the whole town was waiting to hear that Blessing had been killed before action would be taken.

What shocked me most was that our LI, a Muslim was so furious, saying she deserves to die for desecrating the Quran, but thankfully our ZI called a Army topnotch in the south east who had to call the yobe command. ( I don't know the process but it was so fast), military personnels came in two vans to take us to the location of the corpers, you won't believe the crowd, youth wielding sticks, knives and a tray but when they saw the military they started running, all the corpers members were evacuated, the two vans couldn't take everyone, so most of the soldiers has to walk beside the vans for us to get out of that place to the zonal office.

We started wandering how writing quranic citations in a piece of paper or a notebook made the paper or notebook a quran.

As the madness was going on in the town, I was given one of the worst task of my life as the ZI mandated me to snick Blessing out of the town.

While concern people where coming to find out what happened, I took Blessing through the backyard, and then out of the gate, picked okada towards Damaturu with Blessing looking completely different (her lips cleaned and dressed like a northern girl with her head covered) and crying profusely. We succeeded in sending her to Damaturu and that was her last day in Potiskum as she completed the remaining part of her service year at the state headquarters.

This religious misinterpretation must stop forthwith. Deborah death is one of too many cases of religious extremists and fanatics taking the lives of innocent people.

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Crime / Re: Pictures Of The Muslim Fanatics That Burnt Deborah Alive In Sokoto by jacoik(m): 5:50am On May 13, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Wow.. religion have turned some persons into zombies..the moment you believe there is an imaginary creature up there then you need help...

What's the essence of serving something you created that can't fight for itself.?

Modified:wow what nonsense.i just viewed the video..can you imagine this id**ts celebrating the death of that lady..like no single person could rescue her.. looking at the video clearly I could see a different man trying to push some Tyre into the burning fire.. cry
So wicked and heartless..I think this ain't about Islam..this is about the northern part of Nigeria..they are kind of backward.. celebrating the death of an innocent person..
very unfortunate. I don't know if this God can't fight for himself, I just Keep wondering why people fight for God. It's only clowns can do such. Abeg send me link to the video
Politics / Re: Political Appointees Drag APC, INEC To Court Over Disqualification Threats by jacoik(m): 4:50pm On May 12, 2022
haconjy:
Only one prayer for Nigerians.

Thunder from both heaven and earth befall anyone that mistakenly vote for APC and/or any Old men in this country....

iseeeeeee!!!
Pets / Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by jacoik(m): 4:40pm On May 12, 2022
SporaD8:

Depends on your budget.
Vets/Feed'em well and they'd be as big as you want. What made our local breeds skinny will actually kill your preferred foreign breeds.
guy you just killed it. What makes your local skinny can kill your foreign
Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by jacoik(m): 1:12pm On May 11, 2022
Heartstrings:
You are funny. Way to make money abi
Baba, this buharia regime is hard

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Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by jacoik(m): 1:12pm On May 11, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Interesting! So why the money for what are her eggs to land in your hand abeg? undecided
I no get u bro. Abeg do u know where the fertility clinic is located?

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Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by jacoik(m): 1:07pm On May 11, 2022
dominique:
Absolutely nothing wrong with selling of her eggs but using it to buy a new phone knowing the financial situation is extremely selfish of her. The reason she didn't tell you she wanted to sell her eggs was because she wanted to use the money for herself. If she had told you that she wanted to sell the eggs to take care of bills, it's you that will be driving her to the fertility clinic every month o
abeg where is this fertility clinic and is it every month one will go there?
Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by jacoik(m): 1:06pm On May 11, 2022
post=112685345:

Dat one don dey teytey now.
Fertility clinic....
wait no vex, so if I carry my wife go the fertility clinic and dem collect her eggs, them go pay us abi? Abeg where d clinic dey

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Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jacoik(m): 12:44pm On May 11, 2022
Lolxxxxx hahahaha village people really followed you to the hotel
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.

Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..

I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.


Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break...

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Religion / Re: This Is Apostle Suleman's Nude Photo - Stephanie Otobo Says by jacoik(m): 4:16pm On May 09, 2022
Islandlady:
Shut up, ashewo grin Apostle Suleiman brother in crime
u say Ur name na island lady? Thank God say police is on Ur watch because I hear say una island ladies wey dey frolic with our bingos
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by jacoik(m): 3:34pm On May 09, 2022
Kriss216:
My only annoyance is your beloved girlfriend telling another guy he's so sweet and still got the nerves to tell you to forgive and forget. undecided


Let's say you SIMPly forgive her, how are you going to forget the marathon sex she had with that guy? Do you know at a point during the sex, the gbola slipped, it was your beloved girlfriend that helped put back the gbola?


I'm not surprised your beloved girlfriend is our community project, I'm only surprised you trusted a Nigerian girl to the extent of calling her your girlfriend.
lolxxxxx hahahaha walahi ehhhh wickedness run in your blood. You said the gbola comot and the gal use her hand put it herself? Guy u wicked ooooo

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Romance / Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by jacoik(m): 3:26pm On May 09, 2022
your kind of girl is rare walahi. Imagine thinking good of a person you haven't gotten married to. My dear daughter, may our ancestors bless you and keep you save, may that young man find means to avoid weed intake because truly, that stuff is not good. Forget about the people who said it gives them inspiration, inspiration to inspire what please?
Romance / Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by jacoik(m): 3:25pm On May 09, 2022
Abetterperson:


Have actually tried that, but he seems to sink into a huge depression, any way I can help with that.
Yesterday would have been a month he stopped intake, but his brother request for money and he was so depressed on how to get the money he wanted that stuff again.
He's the one paying for his brothers university fees, his mom lapo debt, his sister school fees.
He's carrying the responsibility of a father at the age of 22
Mind u his not into Yahoo, he works from morning till night, sometimes I see the pain in his eyes but I feel helpless, I'm still a student
How can I help with his depression with telling him to cut his family off, they clearly the problem, his mom as even advised him to enter Yahoo, imagine
your kind of girl is rare walahi. Imagine thinking good of a person you haven't gotten married to. My dear daughter, may our ancestors bless you and keep you save, may that young man find means to avoid weed intake because truly, that stuff is not good. Forget about the people who said it gives them inspiration, inspiration to inspire what please?

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Religion / Re: This Is Apostle Suleman's Nude Photo - Stephanie Otobo Says by jacoik(m): 3:15pm On May 09, 2022
Islandlady:
Arrrh only God knows who is truly serving him undecided

See man of God be doing more than a tout, shameless and useless fellow!

Thank God I am not a gullible fan of all this end time pastors and religion, I believe in love for humanity and doing Good!
Op you forget to upload the pics below
Disgusting I'm outta here
lolxxxxx hahahaha I just like the shape of that breast. Walahi ehhhh if I mount this one ehhhh I no go come down till evening
Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by jacoik(m): 3:09pm On May 09, 2022
Jmichael1:
Hw I go leave all dis big booty grls then cum dey nack my fellow man....God forbid
May I die the day I try it...
my brother ehhhh the thing baffle me no be small
Politics / Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin: Ganduje Wades Into Kiru/Bebeji Contest Crisis by jacoik(m): 9:10am On May 08, 2022
LilyColin:



ZOMBIFIED ✅
lolxxxxx hahahaha zombified? Wickedness run in your blood aswear lol
Politics / Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin: Ganduje Wades Into Kiru/Bebeji Contest Crisis by jacoik(m): 9:04am On May 08, 2022
Kingpele:
Ndi politics, I don't know why he was chased out of national Assembly of looters .was he not the jubrin that exposed budget padding in the past administration..wow and to think that he is having problems with the dollar loving ganduje makes it even more funny...could it be the jubrin was the brain behind the recording of the video where he was helping himself was some wads of dollars
lolxxxxx hahahaha that's hate speech and I will sue you for that!!!
Career / Re: I Have Great Respect For People With These Professions. by jacoik(m): 4:27am On May 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
But people dey do am na! E easy to fix light make electric no carry u stone ground? grin
Baba, you see ehhhh, the most wicked people in Nigeria are nepa police and politicians. Hell is their own

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Career / Re: I Have Great Respect For People With These Professions. by jacoik(m): 1:16pm On May 06, 2022
No 6 is no no. NEPA? Guy, are you okay?

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Phones / Re: FG Plans 5% Duty On Recharge Cards by jacoik(m): 10:43am On May 06, 2022
Cheiiiiiiii, just watch as never do well of a people will come and attack you now
gozmok1:
PETER OBI WAS A GUEST OF BEREKETE FAMILY TODAY. BEREKETE IS AN ABUJA RADIO 101.1 FM PHONING PROGRAM ANCHORED BY A MAN WITH STUDIO NAME; ORDINARY PRESIDENT. TRUE TO THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM ANCHOR HE PETER OBI THE GUEST, TURNED TO AN ORDINARY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. BELOW ARE SOME OF OBI'S SOUND BITES WHICH CAUTH ME SHADING TEARS AND WEEPING FOR NIGERIA. I WONDER IS NIGERIA CAN AFFORD TO MISS PETER OBI'S PRESIDENCY.

1. It is a mark of irresponsibility that our children are at home and we are campaigning - Peter Obi

2. We bought our tickets at 40million/100 million. Can Nigerians demand from candidates their annual in come taxes - Peter Obi

3. Nigeria is chairing 18 billion dollars from oil revenue while Malaysia is making 50 billion dollars from Diaspora remittance - Peter Obi

4. By 2030 the whole world will be in dire need of computer engineers and health professionals to the tune of 10 million people and our children are wasting at home - Peter Obi

5.Kwamen Nkuruma University Ghana is the best university in Africa and one of the best 50 in the world in science and Technology study - Peter Obi

6. If I become the President education in primary and secondary schools will be free while Tertiary education will not be free - Peter Obi

7. My first three priority as President will be education, education and education - Peter Obi

8. I will invest and invest in education and export graduates and increase diaspora remittance from 20 billion dollars - Peter Obi

9. As Governor of Anambra State I paid all Corps members serving in schools 4,000 naira on 24th of every month as stipend - Peter Obi

10. As Governor I paid every citizen of Anambra above age of 70 and residing in rural area a stipend of 5,000 naira every month - Peter Obi

11. When I assumed office as Governor, I discovered the that Anambra State have governor's Lodge at Abuja. I renovated the building and donated it to United nations free of charge. It eliminated our cost of maintenance and till today UN has been supporting Anambra State Government - Peter Obi

12. You can fight insecurity in two ways, natural insecurity is fought by creating job and institutional insecurity will be fought with Technology - Peter Obi

13. There is nothing like security vote in our constitution. What we have is contingency vote which should be max 4% of expenditure - Peter Obi

14. As Governor they brought security vote of 12.5 billion for approval annually. From there I gave each primary school in the sate 5 million each, secondly school 10 million each and supported five school of nursing and midwifery to get accreditation. Gave about 500 first class graduates from Anambra each 1 million Naira. All cost the state 10 billion. The remaing 2.5 billion was used as security vote which covered payment of security personnel at communities, bought vehicles for 200 communities in Anambra - Peter Obi

15. To create jobs banks must be made to give certain percentage of loans to SMEs - Peter Obi

16. I have a 28 years old son who works in UK and he has no car. He has to earn and buy himself a car - Peter Obi

17. My 30 years old daughter is a teacher in a secondary school and she is happy doing her work - Peter Obi

18. Throughout my 8 years as Governor, nobody of Obi family served in my government. I was the one elected and none of them. I take all responsibility of governance - Peter Obi

19. If as President, I don't steal, my wife and children don't steal, Corruption would have been cut by 50% - Peter Obi

20. The youths you neglect today will take a revenge on you tomorrow. #TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY# - Peter Obi. etc etc etc.
Politics / Re: ASUU To Nwajiuba: Tell Nigerians How You Came By N100m To Purchase APC Form by jacoik(m): 7:51am On May 04, 2022
Eastlink:
Clownish ASUU. Dudes have killed every form of sympathy Nigerians have for them. It appears strikes is another way of collecting their share from Government every year. No sympathy for students at home anymore.

ASUU should be disbanded or register as a political party.
because they are demanding for what is legitimate ehhhhh? The way people react sometimes baffle me
Politics / Re: ASUU To Nwajiuba: Tell Nigerians How You Came By N100m To Purchase APC Form by jacoik(m): 7:49am On May 04, 2022
Bluntguy:
Is he owing ASUU? Is he Buhari?
stop talking rubbish and read the news
Celebrities / Re: Women Threw Their Underwears At Burna Boy At New York Concert (Video) by jacoik(m): 8:07am On May 01, 2022
Mooh247:
cool


The day a Man would throw his boxers on a female Musician like Tiwa savage, Yemi Alade or DJ cuppy

That day Una go Sabi say life no balance.... From beating by bouncers , soldiers and Mopol to sexual assualt and rape allegations by feminist


.
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear down
Culture / Re: Why Do People Pour A Little Out Of Their Drink On The Ground Before Drinking? by jacoik(m): 8:02am On May 01, 2022
Mrkumareze:
There are questions children don't ask, so be calm. When you become an adult, your elders can put you through.
very apt reply. One bottle of schnapp for you
Culture / Re: Why Do People Pour A Little Out Of Their Drink On The Ground Before Drinking? by jacoik(m): 8:01am On May 01, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
for the "gods" of drunken stupor, to stay away.
don't ever insult our ancestors. Can you do that to your Abraham and your Isaac?
Politics / Re: Druggies And Psychos For President: Most Of Them Will Fail Drug Test - Kperogi by jacoik(m): 12:33pm On Apr 30, 2022
lightskinnigga:
this crack head would definitely fail the test
lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood. You mean lighter is always with him? Mennnnnn am done with you!!! Lol
Education / Think About This by jacoik(m): 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2022
*Let's Ponder Over This Confusion!!!*

✓ _A 14 year-old cannot be admitted into university to study, but a 13 year-old can be married._

✓ _A school certificate holder cannot become a director in the civil service, but a school certificate holder can become president of the entire country._

✓ _The country is among the major oil producing countries in the world, but it imports the fuel it consume._

✓ _The country has the highest number of foreign doctors in the UK and USA, but its leaders travel abroad for their medical needs._

✓ _The country shoots armless protesters, but hold peace parleys with bandits._

✓ _The country rehabilitates terrorists, but their victims lavish in refugee camps_ .

✓ _UAE and Qatar are deserts converted to paradise.Nigeria is paradise converted to hell._

... _Let each of us ponder over this, think well before making a befitting decision on political issues consequential to self as 2023 Election draws close!!!_
Politics / Think About It by jacoik(m): 4:45pm On Apr 28, 2022
*Let's Ponder Over This Confusion!!!*

✓ _A 14 year-old cannot be admitted into university to study, but a 13 year-old can be married._

✓ _A school certificate holder cannot become a director in the civil service, but a school certificate holder can become president of the entire country._

✓ _The country is among the major oil producing countries in the world, but it imports the fuel it consume._

✓ _The country has the highest number of foreign doctors in the UK and USA, but its leaders travel abroad for their medical needs._

✓ _The country shoots armless protesters, but hold peace parleys with bandits._

✓ _The country rehabilitates terrorists, but their victims lavish in refugee camps_ .

✓ _UAE and Qatar are deserts converted to paradise.Nigeria is paradise converted to hell._

... _Let each of us ponder over this, think well before making a befitting decision on political issues consequential to self as 2023 Election draws close!!!_
Crime / Re: Ondo Court Remands Kid Robbers, ‘oyenusi, Anini, Osunbor’, Mothers by jacoik(m): 11:26am On Apr 28, 2022
And nobody in the neighborhood can bring him down with just one bullet?
Albert0011:
shocked

This reminds me of one guy in my area way back then.
We do call him Anini...that guy can steal anything he lays his on.
There was a time the police got tired of arresting him grin.

The guy Will break into ur apartment, he will steal ur valuables, he will even eat ur pot of soup if u have any and even sweep the sand in ur room.

He makes sure he empties ur room before stepping out. grin
Politics / Re: 2023: NDLEA Writes APC Seeks Drugs Integrity Test Before Primaries by jacoik(m): 3:02pm On Apr 27, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Druggie is Finished !!

Buhari has finally nailed him using NDLEA
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear wickedness run in your blood. And where you killed it is that you didn't call name ooooo. Who in this world is druggie

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Politics / Re: If Only Nigerians Can Understand This by jacoik(m): 1:33pm On Apr 27, 2022
ChoCho54:
Wow! Nice one.
thanks

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