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Romance › Re: Male Doctors Examining Women by jaephoenix(m): 11:58am On Apr 13, 2011
Look dude,am a doc practising for 6 yrs.i ll b honest wit u
I have been sexually aroused while examining a womans only twice.as in my snake was straining against its cage.n d ladies were enjoying it(one was a breast exam n d other was a vaginal.there could b some Hot chicks).
For ur info, y there has 2 b a chaperone was 2 make d woman feel at ease,not 4 d stupid reason u said(thats y u have 2 do research b4 spewing crap)
@igwe,if u think its all fun,u ve not seen some dirty n stinky pu ssies of which d owner ll b covering her nostrils.
Bottom line:i decline 2 do vaginal n breast exams most times(even when clinically indicated).some women ll b thankful 4 dat while others ll think u r neglecting ur duties(one has actually told me that,i had 2 meekly obey).i know there r some naughty docs out there.but they r very few.its not all d time we r in d mood 4 that.other staffs 2 do.there s money 2 make,4 example
Romance › Re: Male Doctors Examining Women by jaephoenix(m): 11:56am On Apr 13, 2011
Look dude,am a doc practising for 6 yrs.i ll b honest wit u
I have been sexually aroused while examining a womans only twice.as in my snake was straining against its cage.n d ladies were enjoying it(one was a breast exam n d other was a vaginal.there could b some Hot chicks).
For ur info, y there has 2 b a chaperone was 2 make d woman feel at ease,not 4 d stupid reason u said(thats y u have 2 do research b4 spewing crap)
@igwe,if u think its all fun,u ve not seen some dirty n stinky pu ssies of which d owner ll b covering her nostrils.
Bottom line:i decline 2 do vaginal n breast exams most times(even when clinically indicated).some women ll b thankful 4 dat while others ll think u r neglecting ur duties(one has actually told me that,i had 2 meekly obey).i know there r some naughty docs out there.but they r very few.its not all d time we r in d mood 4 that.other staffs 2 do.there s money 2 make,4 example
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City [3 - 0] On Monday April 11th 2011 by jaephoenix(m): 11:24am On Apr 12, 2011
C'mon u Reds.where y'all at?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by jaephoenix(m): 11:14am On Apr 12, 2011
Andy Carroll: a month out with
injury and still scores before Torres. That's the
sort of striker the KOP love.Yep.YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Man. United [3 - 1] On Sunday, March 6th 2011 by jaephoenix(m): 7:07pm On Mar 08, 2011
Pls get ur facts right.Carra did apologise.he went 2 d away room waitin 4 nani 2 say sori.cant paste d link but its in bbc sports
we dont raise touts like Shrek et al.we raise gentlemen.i know no manure player can show such class.
YNWA
Romance › Re: Is She Justified? by jaephoenix(m): 11:51am On Mar 04, 2011
Dancin 'blame it on d juice dats when u lose,blame it on d hen dats when its on,blame it on d aaaaaaaalcohol,blame it on d aaaaaaaaalcohol, '
Romance › Re: My Wife Midnight Call by jaephoenix(m): 1:57am On Mar 01, 2011
Hey sis!
He doesn't know that it is highly unlikely for a
woman to give a man HIV. But hey denial can be
a mofo!
lie vrm d pit of hell!
so how do d men pick d virus?frm other men.dis mrs eve is ,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Torres Says Liverpool Is A Bigger Club Than Chelsea by jaephoenix(m): 10:05pm On Feb 20, 2011
Sorry sweetie,he can wear black 4 all i care.
am glad 2 c d bac of him.he wasnt performin n didnt want 2 stay.and most importantly we got a good bargain 4 him.i dont think we would have gotten 20 mil 4 him in summer,but 50 m now,dude,God bless Chelsea n good ol Ibra
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 9:53pm On Feb 20, 2011
Well, suarez WANTS 2.he said so himself (even we were underperformin)
@codeb,u think champs lg is not impt?y do u think Ibra is splashin all d cash 4?epl?negro please.
Dude,dat guy ll swap our history 4 his rotten club.no manager has given him dat,n he wont get it.Sorry but chelsea doesnt make d grade.
Finally,Form is temporary,but Pedigree is PERMANENT.thank u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Torres Says Liverpool Is A Bigger Club Than Chelsea by jaephoenix(m): 11:25am On Feb 17, 2011
Chelsea didnt behold d joy of winnin d title or league for FIFTY YEARS.so shut it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Torres Says Liverpool Is A Bigger Club Than Chelsea by jaephoenix(m): 11:21am On Feb 17, 2011
@codeb
oh codeb,codeb,codeb.scorin in a debut doesnt mean anythin?smh.y do u think el biatcho was d darlin of d Kop?because he scored ON HIS DEBUT against u wimps,simple.players scorin on their debut gives them,d club n supporters a psychological boost.they wont b thinkin,''r u sure we didnt waste 50 mil?''just lik u guys r.
el pistolero scored on his debut,
1.as a sub
2.without trainin wit d squad
3.was match rusty(his last match was in early dec),2 mths off
4.he s playin in a different league dat is much more physical dan eredivisie.unlike el biatcho dat has played in epl for 3n half seasons
against Wigan he hit d bar twice n was much more contributory dan el biatcho can b.
and guess wat?dat guy is a wonder wit free kicks(his only effort hit d bar) n penalty.El biatcho is miserable in both.most importantly he still has not scored 4 chelski.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Corrections.we last won d title in 1991,had a terble in 2002.Our last silverware was in 2006.So get ur acts right.we r not old school
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by jaephoenix(m): 10:59am On Feb 17, 2011
Most big teams won their games, SO next excuse(by dayo)
1.d goal was offside.watch d replay n accompanying commentaries.
whn d free kick was made,it was flickd on by a Wigan player,already Gohouri was offside.
2.d ref should have allowed Glen Johnson 2 score(as per advantage) after a defender yanked Suarez away frm d ball.Instead he blew 4 a meaningless freekick,wit even no yellow card 4 d defender.
i could go on n on
so yes,d officiatin was poor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: English Press Are Dumb! by jaephoenix(m): 10:45am On Feb 17, 2011
I agree wit u.
d best striker of d decade retires n d whole english press is wettin themselves because of a bike kick.
am not beefin Rooney or Man utd,but Berba had a bike kick goal against us(liv),Zaki (rememba him?)scored anoda beaut against us.also other beauties i cant rememba,but sky,bbc etc were goin on n on.smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 8:31am On Feb 17, 2011
So which young players want to play for
looserpool?(from mr official)
two names:fernando torres n florent malouda
Bac @ atletico,torres captain armband bore 'you ll never walk alone' n insisted he wanted 2 go 2 d Reds.unfortunately greed caught up wit him
when interviewed @ Lyon,malouda badly wanted 2 play 4 liver,unfortunately dat yr benitez got babel instead
i ll get more later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 11:37am On Feb 15, 2011
Lol,shesee
so who said liverpool played chelsea wit all their strenght?at least we scored a goal.
chelsea used all their power 2 play liver n couldnt even score one,witg their 'best strike force'.
the future indeed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Barcelona On Wednesday 16th February 2011 (2 - 1!) by jaephoenix(m): 11:23am On Feb 15, 2011
Chei,na so arsenal go 2day.well, next yr dey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Torres Says Liverpool Is A Bigger Club Than Chelsea by jaephoenix(m): 1:22pm On Feb 12, 2011
@codeb
Believe me, I prefer louisa n carolina 2 el biacho.d guy is washed up.who says 2 isnt beta dan 1.louisa has already opened his account,while el biatcho was so poor he was subbed on his debut.
so pls i dnt miss him.thank u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Wigan Athletic [1 - 1] On Saturday February 12 2011 by jaephoenix(m): 12:38pm On Feb 12, 2011
Red til am dead
this s a no brainer.ynwa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 11:45pm On Feb 10, 2011
Just 2 rub it in google 'most decorated or greatest english football club'.guess who it is?
read it n cry embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 11:37pm On Feb 10, 2011
@codeb,mr official
lets cut dis story short:Chelsea is not known in Europe.even Torres eventually admitted Liverpool is a beta club.when u guys win it,den we can talk like equals.
Winnin epl is d same as d championship.its just dat d name s changed from division 1 to premier league to barclays english premier league.so technically we had won d epl(though 20 yrs ago)
whereas chelsea doesnt know d smell of champ league or europa cup,even when they were known as european cup or uefa cup respectively.talk less of super cup
you say we live in d past 2 much.well uefa still recognizes real madrid as d best european team of all times(not barca).when did real madrid win champ lg last?did dey not get dis honour frm past achievements.even young players dream of playin in rm.
i could go on n on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 11:38am On Feb 09, 2011
@codeb
sorry son when we last won d title in 1991 i was 14.quesion is WERE U BORN THEN?
at least it took chelsea 50 hot yrs b4 dey won it.so son think b4 u disrespect.
Considerin ur chances of silverware dis season is nil(even arsenal losers hav a chance at carlin),i think chelsea ll grab europa wit 2 hands n will kill 4 it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool [0 - 1] On Sunday 6th February 2010 by jaephoenix(m): 12:44am On Feb 08, 2011
@codeb.u r such a sore loser.
man u-barca uefa champ lge,man u defended wit 10 men,even rooney rarely crossed d halfway.result dy played 0-0,n dey went on 2 win d champ lg.
there r many egs,even chelse-barcs
moral:end justifies means
u said its bin long we played cl.well dat was ab t 1 yr ago.but guess wat?we r d best ever 3 teams in europe in terms of cl won,crowned wit d european badge of honor on our european jerseys.chelski has been playin cl n uefa since The Creation but nil,while we have 5 cl + 3 uefa +2 supercup,do d math son
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by jaephoenix(m): 6:40am On Feb 07, 2011
When u walk through the storm,keep your head up high,and dont be afraid of the dark,,
boys i dont know no el nino but i know el pistolero.
WALK ON WALK ON
Romance › Re: Does Bromancing Equal Homosexuality by jaephoenix(m): 9:20am On Jan 16, 2011
There a double standards 4 males n females.its so lax 4 females,they can kiss,hug tightly,sit on each others laps,hold hands in public,snuggle etc;n its aight.people dont bat an eyelid
but when males do any of d above,even wit ur best friend,u hear all sorts of things,even from ur friend
Dont get me wrong,I love it when girls snuggle,it gets me hot n warm,n I dnt like d idea of guys snugglin,ewwwww.b ut i just wonder.
Now,girls ll complain dat society 'encourages' men 2 cheat while ,at d same time frowns at women dat cheat.
Can anyone help me out here.Do I open a thread 4 it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by jaephoenix(m): 7:13am On Jan 09, 2011
sorry been away 4 a while@dayo,blood of Jesus!Wonders, dey say, shall never end.So its a B ayern Munich fan dats insultin a Liverpool fan.Ewu,where we ve been u people ll never dream of goin.Imagine,just 4 chmps leag,1 uefa,1 super cup;comparin urself 2 a team dat has 5 champs leag,3 uefa,3 supercup.We may b in a bad patch now,Dayo,but I'd rather b a Liverpool fan dan Bayern,thank u.
UEFA gave d badge of honor to only 3 teams-Real Madrid,AC Milan n Liverpool.Dat badge is a constant reminder 2 other teams 2 emulate these clubs.It ll 4 eva b on their jerseys,even trainin kit
4 a fan of a club in a substandard league,u sure make a lot of noise.how many people talk about German league,how many stations(both local n satellite)show it?
imagine dem callin demselfves 'Reds' tryin 2 emulate us
Damn Dayo dear,pls RESPECT
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by jaephoenix(m): 7:42pm On Jan 04, 2011
Dull.a.rd,so u r a fan of man utd,chelsea,barca,madrid,tp mazembe,el ahly , etc.U r quite a man.waooooo

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