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Politics / Re: NNPP Wins Kumbotso House Of Reps In Court Of Appeal by Jagabanarmy: 1:40pm On Nov 02, 2023
congratulation to the winner. No to election riggers

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Crime / Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by Jagabanarmy: 1:36pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Ever8090:
You are an idiot to compare criminals to innocent girl who did nothing to some backward thinking clowns headed by one useless old idiot called Sheikh Gumi....not in support of jungle justice but you appeared a clown when you tried to put such two different scenarios in same pot...
His comparison was idiotic. Sometimes, I wonder how some people on this platform think. Yes jungle justice is unacceptable but it happens everywhere in Nigeria. He's a useless bigot

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Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero To Undergo Ophthalmic Investigation, Brain Scan by Jagabanarmy: 10:35am On Nov 02, 2023
Malroux:
Turn by turn. Everyone go feel the renewed shege. Tinubu is a big calamity to have befallen Nigeria.
Governor Hope is hopeless and useless governor and he must pay for his atrocious dispositions one day.. that's my assurance to him
Politics / Re: Police: NLC President Not Arrested In Imo — We Rescued Him From Mob Attack by Jagabanarmy: 10:29am On Nov 02, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
To whom it may concerned.

Who do we believe now?
Why do you ask this question? Please never believe Nigeria Police in your life
Politics / Re: Foreign Debt To Top $51bn As Tinubu Seeks Fresh $7.8bn, €100m Loans by Jagabanarmy: 10:27am On Nov 02, 2023
kingsways:
See the difference between Obasanjo and these people

With a barrel of oil selling less than $30, Obasanjo went round the world, campaigned for debt relief , and eventually practically paid off all Nigeria's foreign debts.

Then these evil people came. They just keep borrowing, borrowing and borrowing. Borrowing to buy luxury cars, luxury boat, and build mansions for themselves
OBJ is the best president since 1999 believe it or leave it. This is the truth and I will always say the truth

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Politics / Re: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by Jagabanarmy: 10:06am On Nov 02, 2023
sarkinbauchi:
A Presidential yacht refers to a vessel of a country's navy that would be specially used by the country's President. It is common for a vessel to be designated as the presidential yacht during a fleet review.

Some countries (below) have vessels permanently designated as presidential yachts:

List of Countries with Presidential yachts

Egypt
The President of Egypt has the eighth largest yacht, El Mahrousa, as his presidential yacht.

Finland
The President of Finland has a small private yacht, Kultaranta VIII.

India
The INS Sumitra is the presidential yacht of India.

Italy
The Italian ship Argo (MEN209) is the presidential yacht of Italy.

Philippines
Casiana (1936-1941), renamed Banahaw.
Orchid (1946-1948)
Dalisay (1948-1959), renamed Apo, Pagasa, and Santa Maria.
RPS Lapu-Lapu (1959–present), renamed RPS Roxas, RPS The President, RPS Pag-Asa, and BRP Ang Pangulo.

Russia
Russia employed presidential yachts serving the Russian presidents, including:
Olympia (2002–2009), was used by the Russian President Vladimir Putin during his first and second terms.
Sirius (2010–), was firstly used by the Russian President Dmitri Medvedev
Graceful (2018–), the most recent presidential yacht. The Russian government also employing the special vessel named Rossiya which was built during the Soviet Union, and used in the internal waters. In 2003 ship named Burevestnik was commissioned to serve the Russia's leaders.[5]

Turkey
Presidential Yacht Savarona – The current Turkish presidential yacht; prior to 2010 privately leased while her replacement (below) was in development
New presidential yacht – The Turkish Government has currently commissioned a new 50 m yacht for the personal use of the president and visiting heads of state. Details of this new yacht first surfaced in September 2008.[6][citation needed] The yacht is being built at the Istanbul Naval Yard, Pendik, Istanbul and is reported to have a ballistic hull, surface-to-air missiles and high-tech equipment.

United States
In the past, the United States employed presidential yachts serving the American president:

USS Mayflower (1906–1929), was decommissioned as a result of economy measures just prior to the Great Depression.
USS Potomac (1936–1945)

USS Williamsburg (1945–1953)
the most recent presidential yacht was USS Sequoia (1933–77).

Yugoslavia
The most famous is Galeb, the yacht of Marshal Josip Broz Tito.
If the government buys this yacht then it will be a very bad decision when Nigerians are suffering. This is pure rubbish do for now
Politics / Re: FG Budgets ₦5bn For Presidential Yacht by Jagabanarmy: 3:15pm On Nov 01, 2023
Education / Re: German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz Visits UNILAG MAD House (Photos) by Jagabanarmy: 1:14pm On Oct 31, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Only UNILAG can pull a German Chancellor , the Leader of the largest and most powerful country in Europe, down to its campus. No other school can pull this feat.

Greatest Akokites! You rock guys.

If you are reading this and you didn't attend UNILAG, if you can still, try and attend UNILAG. You will find out why Akokites have a very high esteem of themselves wink

N.B: Ignore those hating on UNILAG, most of them hate UNILAG because UNILAG rejected their admission application. UNILAG has the highest standard of admission no other school in Nigeria has, it's the only university that insists on a single O'level sitting result, high UTME score and not less than credit O'level in Further Mathematics for all Engineering and Mathematics-affiliated courses.

You must study very hard to merit and earn a UNILAG admission today, study very hard to graduate with great grades and go out there and succeed in life. Prestigious organisation are waiting for you! Check my signature for free stuffs!
We are the best university in Nigeria. We lead, others follow.... greatest of the greatest

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Prime Minister Sacks Minister, Paul Bristow Who Called For Gaza Ceasefire by Jagabanarmy: 12:26am On Oct 31, 2023
EyeCumInPiss:

Death to all Hamas Terrorists.
Fúck all their Supporters.
No ceasefire until Hamas has been eliminated

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Record-Extending Eighth Ballon D’or Award by Jagabanarmy: 12:19am On Oct 31, 2023
AImiron:


SOURCE
The greatest footballer the world has ever seen before..the best of them all


Politics / Re: Full Text Of Atiku's Speech At His Press Conference by Jagabanarmy: 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2023
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Pictures As Sanwo-Olu Attends Lagos Fashion Week by Jagabanarmy: 12:26pm On Oct 30, 2023
KennethEnyi:



See head like UEFA ball
Ugly Yoruba people
I dunno why Yoruba people are always so fucking goddam ugly 🤣
Is it everyone supporting APC is Yoruba?
Crime / Re: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by Jagabanarmy: 5:47am On Oct 30, 2023
Urheadmaster:
sad

I fear who no fear the people with black dots on their forehead sad
She was killed by those fanatics in Niger. This is the reason I resigned from my work place years ago when I was posted to Niger State..e get why
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel IDF Drops Leaflets For Hamas With Instructions On How To SURRENDER (pics) by Jagabanarmy: 5:49pm On Oct 29, 2023
[quote author=Holiness2100 post=126679481][/quote]
Surrender now or be eliminated that's the message and I know those terrorists will never surrender so no need for this appeal to them. IDF should eliminate all Hamas' fighters.. period.

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Politics / Re: Marketers Hint Of ₦800 Petrol Pump Price Amid Surging Landing Cost, Worsening FX by Jagabanarmy: 11:27am On Oct 29, 2023
All these criminally minded politicians should save our country from collapsing into worse economic hardship that we witnessed in Zimbabwe. How can an oil producing country importing fuel
Politics / Re: Nigeria Reiterates Call For A Humanitarian Truce In Israel-Gaza Conflict by Jagabanarmy: 11:12am On Oct 29, 2023
horsepower102:
Those who were praising Hamas 3 weeks ago have all gone quiet.
Don't mind them, Hamas will pay an inestimable price never seen before in its history
Politics / Re: Nigeria Reiterates Call For A Humanitarian Truce In Israel-Gaza Conflict by Jagabanarmy: 11:09am On Oct 29, 2023
sirblend:
No way

HAMAS started it by unproken killing over 1500 innocent Jews inside Israel.....


No ceasefire until Hamas is totally eliminated . Death to terrorists anywhere in the world

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Business / Re: Docemu Market Fire Under Control by Jagabanarmy: 11:07am On Oct 29, 2023
Olatundex22:
idiot
Supported
Politics / Re: Kogi Guber Election: I’m In Charge — Yahaya Bello Assures Tinubu, Ganduje by Jagabanarmy: 11:04am On Oct 29, 2023
olatade:
Worst governor in the history of Kogi State
He's a very useless young governor. It shows he's gonna engage in electoral violence.. period.
Politics / Re: Pictures As Sanwo-Olu Attends Lagos Fashion Week by Jagabanarmy: 10:54am On Oct 29, 2023
Fashionable!!! Best governor

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Education / Re: 500-Level UNIBEN Student Shot Dead Inside School Premises by Jagabanarmy: 10:16pm On Oct 28, 2023

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Sports / Re: Doping violations: Grace Nwokocha Admits Drug Use, Gets 3-Year Ban by Jagabanarmy: 7:34am On Oct 28, 2023
EKONGKING:
Drugs,Drugs,Drugs.

I honestly can not understand developers mindset .
You are a big fuul and senseless for saying this to your Nation's athlete. You deserves to rot in jail
Business / Re: Traders At Alaba Rago Market Cleaning Up After Closure (Pictures) by Jagabanarmy: 7:30am On Oct 28, 2023
LadyRosa:



Oga, shut up!

The Alade market with yoruba population, is it cleaned now?

Nobody takes igbo serious? YOU will never live a normal life without visiting an igbo man's shop.


Again, those guys aren't northerners. Alaba Rago has majority of northerners but other tribes sells and do business there!
Don't mind irredeemable bigots on this platform. They are hopeless and useless

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Politics / Re: Retiring Justice Musa Dattijo Muhammad Alleges Abuse Of Power By CJN by Jagabanarmy: 7:25am On Oct 28, 2023
Government should appoint justices from the two regions to fill in their spaces and equally, increases salaries of justices of the supreme court to curb massive corruption in the system. Nigeria' s judiciary is fantastically corrupt

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Politics / Re: DSS Releases Emefiele To EFCC As Interrogation Continues by Jagabanarmy: 3:56pm On Oct 27, 2023
Nwabuezesuccess:


https://www.thecable.ng/sources-dss-releases-emefiele-to-efcc-as-interrogation-continues/amp
Charge him to court . Are you gonna use 50 years to investigate him? we must not abuse rule of law . This is constitutional democracy we practice here
Education / Re: Robbers Invade TASUED Hostels, Rape 4 Students by Jagabanarmy: 3:52pm On Oct 27, 2023
Arda1000:
Foolish robbers na students una dey go rob and rape
I strongly think na cultists in school do the job Hopeless people.

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Crime / Re: I Don't Pity Justina The Uniport Student Killed By Her Boyfriend- Verydarkman by Jagabanarmy: 3:36pm On Oct 27, 2023
Obakoolex:
undecided very dark comment

Shey your brain dark join ni
The brain over dark oooo..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kindly Share Your Scam Interview Experience And How You Found Out They Were Scam by Jagabanarmy: 3:32pm On Oct 27, 2023
DesChyko:
GNLD.. The GOAT of Scam Interviews

I saw their interview and applied. Got their message inviting me for an interview due to my impressive CV. I'm just fresh into the Labour market and my grades were not on the CV but WTH.. They said impressive, so nothing else mattered. I was in cloud 8 😌

So I approached Henry, who joyfully lent me the same suit he gave me during my project defence. Henry is broader at the shoulders so the suit was supposed to be bigger at the shoulders. However, I think the impressive praise I got expanded my shoulders to angle 90 to fit the suit so I no wan hear say e no match.😑

I spent about 90% of my muscle mass and the energy from the food I ate that day ironing razor sharp gators into the suit trousers. Hopefully, they will clear the path for me 😎. That's how son of man prepared o, thinking my breakthrough was finally here. The LUDE polish saw depreciation that night as I generously applied it to the brogues to hide the age of the shoes. They always said then that how you dressed is how you want to be addressed.

5 P.M., and I was on the way to Yaba, to meet up with this high profile, Fortune 500 Company with a Potential to Empower The Youth of Tomorrow, as per their description in the SMS. I navigated the alleys with a chip on my shoulder (bro, I'm wearing suits and brogues, what do you expect?), and finally arrived at the venue. 😌

The venue? I remember thinking. This is just like an empty space with all these benches in football centre and tarpaulin demarcation here and there. Even the people there, the way they were dressed, I kuku concluded that if this was the place, we are not here for the same thing. After all, one brilliant man said 'Don't judge a book by its covers' (Ogun later kee this man sha).🔥

I sha brought out my BIRD flip phone and dialled my boss (who later introduced himself as Line Manager, which is a term I found impressive (for about 2 hours)). This man came out, but he didn't dress like CEO with his SAMSUNG blue light phone (those business centre model) 😐. On the other side, Mark Zuckerberg sef dey wear one Kain shirt with trouser so make I chill. He said I should go with him and I did. That's how we passed different groups of people o, until we reached where this man kept his own army of recruits. I was given a seat and I nodded to all those other guys (some of whom dressed to kill too.). Okay, let's do this.😎

That's how this man began to talk long story o. From history of Golden Neolife Diamite and all those things, to how leg and leg will multiply to give more legs, to selling health products to buying starter pack.. Omo. Is this interview or training for the interview. At a point, I had to ask o and he started another story that described how 'Salary is slavery-something-something..'. Imagine telling me that came to chop your money with my impressive CV that what you are supposed to pay me is slavery.. In that case, enslave me abeg, that's what I'm here for. I didn't come for freedom nah 🥲

When I saw that ontop the heat dealing with me inside this borrowed suit, Oga was not ready to enslave anybody, instead, wanted to chook hand inside our pocket, I excused myself and left to take a serious decision. I had a serious decision to make between concocting a story on how the interview I dressed to kill for went or how God will punish GNLD. I later settled for the latter and told whoever cared to listen that once they see people sitting down in clutches in any interview center, they should leave immediately and send 'God Punish You' to the person that reached out to them. 🤬

Now that I think of it, God will still punish them 🤬
I dey roll for ground with laugh oooo

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Politics / Re: All Former Presidents Are Ethnic Leaders Except Obasanjo – Amaechi by Jagabanarmy: 1:00pm On Oct 27, 2023
Ttalk:
Amaechi you know I like you but this latest selfisness you are displaying because you lost the primary is getting out of hand.

Your stupidity made Wike hijack Rivers from you. APC members in Rivers are now an orphan due to your recklessness.

Your followers are in disarray because you are not a good leader. Go and make amendments before you are relegated like some failed politicians


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I know many of you criticizing my comment are the same people who drafted a market constitution to exclude your tribesmen from a different state into any elective position in the Alaba market

We saw how Anambra in his circular specifies health work only for the Anambra people.

Same you supported Obi and gave him a 99% vote. Common, Nigerians are wiser than the cunny and childish criticism you display on social media.

Remember your foremost Azikwe introduced tribalism into Nigeria's context when he gave all the Federal appointments in the SW only to his Igbo brothers.

Immediately Jonathan appointed Pius Anyim as SSG, he turned Jonathan's government into an Igbo government by giving most of the appointments to his kingsmen, NCC, Stock Exchange, Naptip, and many more. I pity other Nigerians who don't see your attempt at demonizing the Yoruba who embrace and accommodate you after the war.

You criticize Tinubu for nepotism despite giving a powerful Minister of Work to an Igbo son.

Despite Tinubu's appointment of Igbo into his government in Lagos, we have not seen the same from any of your leaders.

Now in appointments, give me the name of any of your politicians as a governor or President who is as fair as Tinubu in appointment.

This demonization must stop. Enough
Your write-up is rubbish.. period. OBJ is the most nationalistic leader Nigeria ever had in its history

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Kills Shadi Barud, The Deputy Head Of Hamas Intelligence by Jagabanarmy: 6:24pm On Oct 26, 2023
salbis:
TAKE AWAY: No do pass yourself.

HAMAS don get customer that is willing to either sell or buy.

DEATH TO ALL TERRORISTS!
Supported

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