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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jagermeister(m): 12:39am On Apr 19
Mizzhelen:
Hi everyone, please mention me if you have 1000v or 1500v stabilizer for sale

5000va duravolt
Autos / Re: Lexus Is200 Peace Of Mind by Jagermeister(m): 9:22pm On Apr 05
The only Lexus wey I dey wonder how e take me Lexus.
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Toyota Corolla Le (kaduna)……….. by Jagermeister(m): 2:18pm On Apr 05
ladyjblinks:
No wahala, I de come 😁😁😁

You dey go abi you dey come? Oya come and be going 😂
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Toyota Corolla Le (kaduna)……….. by Jagermeister(m): 12:47am On Apr 05
ladyjblinks:
Wahala 😂😂😂

Bring 2 bottles of odeku make I close the matter
Romance / Re: The Judas Class by Jagermeister(m): 8:52am On Apr 03
Kontinu the tori
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Toyota Corolla Le (kaduna)……….. by Jagermeister(m): 8:40pm On Apr 02
Kasdat5:


Asin enh ,if sey the owner charge snap fee , e for don buy the 1.4bn RR cullian

Person wey for don buy Gulfstream... Wetin be ordinary small Cullinan for am to buy grin
Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Toyota Corolla Le (kaduna)……….. by Jagermeister(m): 8:46pm On Mar 25
ladyjblinks:
wetin be this ? 😂😂😂

😂😂

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2013 Toyota Corolla Le (kaduna)……….. by Jagermeister(m): 3:02pm On Mar 20
Kaduna car dealers, make all of una contribute money paint this house for the owner, the paint don fade from too much camera flash

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Autos / Re: I Want To Change My Car. by Jagermeister(m): 4:15pm On Mar 03
advanceDNA:


Sense is very far from you.....

True bro…
Autos / Re: I Want To Change My Car. by Jagermeister(m): 4:11pm On Mar 03
advanceDNA:


Guy... forget car.....

Assume like the increase never happened

Use the increase to buy dollar whenever u get u salary....u nor go regret am

Rubbish talk

YOLO op..

The people wey die recently, the dollar wey dem buy still dey grow for their wallet but they don’t know where the wallet is right now! They never ever will.. live for the moment, that’s all you have… no mind that aproko motivational speaker…

They say make you suggest car, you say dollar, dollar get four tyres? Na Honda manufacture dollar? Olodo rabata grin

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Autos / Re: Neatly Use Toyota 4 Runner 4.7litre v8 Engine 2003 Available...@ 2.950m. by Jagermeister(m): 4:20pm On Feb 19
millhouse:
Just say V8

😂😂
Romance / Re: Am A Man Am Pregnant by Jagermeister(m): 5:59pm On Feb 18
fyzaila:


Okay we're waiting, don't forget your writing materials because your brain can't assimilate all you'll be thought, hence jotting tongue 😉😄

Taught
Romance / Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Jagermeister(m): 5:26pm On Feb 15
jeromestarks:

Fortunately, he isn't me.

Well, the pair of you are sewn from the same cloth... Ungodly liars grin
Romance / Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Jagermeister(m): 12:59pm On Feb 15
I’m surprised this story didn’t come from Jeromestarks… Just like his worst Valentine’s Day drivel… except if you’re Jeromestarks

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Car Talk / Re: ........ by Jagermeister(m): 6:20pm On Feb 12
kingreign:


Lol, 4 fingers don turn back point him for the 1 wey he use point to yahoo yahoo.

Na stupid person

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Car Talk / Re: ........ by Jagermeister(m): 2:11pm On Feb 12
kingreign:


Why are you deflecting my humble request?
You dey whine abi?
Na simple sturvs I asked you for you start to dry foam for mouth.

If na GLE350, write your moniker on a piece of paper, put beside the command rotary dial and snap the pic like this make we hail you as per we be paupers and you na odogwu.
Instead of that you start to dey stutter like motor wey get P0300, P0301, P0302, p0303, P0304, P0305, P0306.


Your car na your car, your property no affect my being or existence or worth in anyways, so stop the yeye childish social media show-off.


Mike

Celebrities / Re: Alleged Theft: Actress Lizzy Anjorin Narrates What Really Happened At Eko Market by Jagermeister(m): 2:17pm On Feb 08
Ema wole, Ema wole...

I can smell their mouth and body odor from here

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Autos / Re: Brand New 2024 Toyota Crown For Sale In Nigeria by Jagermeister(m): 11:41am On Feb 05
buygala:



Very funny coming from someone who can't even feed his dog

Guy why you be like this grin grin
Autos / Re: DISTRESS SALE 2002 Sienna Price 1.4M by Jagermeister(m): 1:34pm On Dec 30, 2023
Paulpaulpaul:


You're taking a nasty risk

He's part of the small-time scheme..

If you know, you know
Romance / Re: I Accidently Saw Her Naked Body by Jagermeister(m): 1:39am On Oct 05, 2023
CashPot:

Hian! Oh chim...

Very rubbish animals everywhere

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Romance / Re: I Accidently Saw Her Naked Body by Jagermeister(m): 1:37am On Oct 05, 2023
Georgekyrian:


He is mad, if I’m in your shoe I will get so mad at him. I can’t enter someone door if I was not permitted no matter what, I can’t open a close door if my knock wasn’t answered, some people just got no discipline

Crying more than the bereaved. You’ve gotten her attention, is your life better now? Olodo

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Health / Re: I Need Help Curing Staphylococcus Infection by Jagermeister(m): 1:21am On Oct 05, 2023
willi926:
What are the symptoms u have experienced so far?

You wan find out if e correspond with your own ehn? cheesy
Car Talk / Re: Benz 190 Volvo 2.5 Engine Swap by Jagermeister(m): 4:54pm On Sep 26, 2023
kingreign:


I dunno him or her bro. lipsrsealed

🤣🤣
Car Talk / Re: Benz 190 Volvo 2.5 Engine Swap by Jagermeister(m): 11:21pm On Sep 25, 2023
kingreign:


I'm not transferring my anger from anybody to you. Heck, who's Bola pls?

Bola T, bro 😂
Car Talk / Re: Should I Buy This Car? (pictures) by Jagermeister(m): 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2023
royalair:
I've never driven a Ford but I drive one of the most feared cars in Nigeria a Volkswagen, most people called me stupid for buying it, some were even saying money wey you for use buy corolla or camry you use am go buy problem. Volkswagen electrical problems go carry you go village. Here I am still enjoying my ride. Before you buy the Ford, first locate a Ford mechanic not a kazeem that works on Japanese and American cars but a good mechanic that works on only Ford brands or General motors.

Go for inspection with the specified mechanic, run series of test using your OBD2 scanner. Be keen in your inspection. If your mechanic ok's the car then you do a rugged test drive on long distances, if possible fuel the car. If all is done and you are satisfied you can pay. Remember most of these new gen cars are not good for swimming water and be ready to be a DIY person. Scan the vehicle before any repair is done. Good luck

My brother this right here is the problem.

You've just escalated the whole situation.

See all the parameters you listed plus DIY just to own a damn car.

Toyota's are tasteless but this is why people buy them. Because they don't have to go through this periodic wahala.

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Career / Re: Microbiologists Working In Hospitals, What Do You Do? by Jagermeister(m): 11:08pm On Sep 21, 2023
They’re in charge of checking for micro and macro biologically misaligned human cells in the body.. and then realign them in the right chronographical biological order. Too much sense..

No be you dey find work for mortuary? You get mind oo angry
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Spirit Strong, I Can’t Sleep – Davido by Jagermeister(m): 3:21pm On Sep 20, 2023
Princezibk:
You sound like you belong as well … Speaking in Gibberish 🤣🤣

Lol 😎
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Spirit Strong, I Can’t Sleep – Davido by Jagermeister(m): 10:41pm On Sep 19, 2023
aysnoopy:

U Gerrit. He's feeling like suge and diddy
Thunder fire his balls

You already know
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Spirit Strong, I Can’t Sleep – Davido by Jagermeister(m): 8:56pm On Sep 19, 2023
Naira Marley dey feel say him be Suge knight of death row records east coast and west coast... He think say he fit fall anybody wey he hate as mafia boss producer.. this is what happens when gara gara too much for body angry

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians are Riding Cars Stolen From Canada by Jagermeister(m): 3:15pm On Sep 13, 2023
jamesversion:


Go and learn about inductive reasoning.

Uncle lecturer I don hear 😂
Car Talk / Re: Help Me Compare This Type Of Car by Jagermeister(m): 1:35pm On Sep 13, 2023
Attention seeker; two different cars

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians are Riding Cars Stolen From Canada by Jagermeister(m): 1:07pm On Sep 13, 2023
jamesversion:


Well, the burden of proof lies with you since you accused the car manufacturers of complicity in car theft.

Rest bros. That's not what he said. Learn to read with understanding.

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