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Sachetwater:
It means the car is used by a woman sir

It means it’s a completely nonsense car.

It means that it has gone from a potentially dependable car to a piece of shit car!

Una no wan get sense

degood01:
Wrong

Try again

You can do better

His answer is also correct without the application of Bodmas

Bandirao:
So this is me, a 21 year old, I am 185cm (6.1feets) and very slim. I have this kind of build that can be considered ectormorphic putting on weight is very hard for me. I only weight around 66 to 68 kg. I am just simply a twink.

People always call me dogo (tall in hausa) even though I am not very tall, I hate it when people call me skinny. I started going to the gym to help matters but I can't continue the diet. I have low appetite with high metabolism.

My life is just sad.
I am introverted and I don't want to go out I just wish I am short and muscular or even fat, some people are just aggressive towards me for no reason at all and always want to make small thing big and want to engage in a fist fight with me especially shorter guys.

In short my life is just sad. I have no girl friend because I think probably no girl will love me. I always live alone and I cope with just being a nerdy and terminally online, but anyway I think probably there are people like me with the same experience with me and I just waft them to share their experiences and give me advice so I can feel related.

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Your biggest problem now is that you chose to stop going to the gym… that is probably where you’ll get your biggest results from..

I was 6’5 when I was your age and didn’t weigh much more than you so I was in the exact same position as you are now, only taller!

Let’s just say that today, if I want to go on stage for a bodybuilding competition like the Arnold’s classic or Mr Olympia, I’ll stand a chance… so, return to the damn gym sir!

Moneyyman:
I'm curious, how did you become a nursing assistant?
EmonOghenewoke

Calm down na bros.. you don dey toast am already for this new month wey never even start.. Haba money man

o42austino:
when a fool and unproductive idiot types you will know. Where in Nigeria will you get Toyota Prado untouched engine and gear with pure first body for 10m naira?, it clearly shows you have not owned a wheelbarrow before not to talk of car. Common rush inside the house and ask you mom for your free plate of food(Nwa Bingo).

Nwanne butu’o…

Nwayo nwayo 😂

grandstar:
There is certainly an afterlife but not in the way most people envisage it to be (Read John 5:28-29, Acts 24:15)

Go siddon one place abeg… I thought you wanted to come up with something genius..

moscobabs:
iranu......so how many marriage he wants to do before he die?

Well, looks like it’ll be only four.. and that’s it forever

alphaconde:
Reason why I find it difficult bringing any issue to social media. Some commenters are excess fluid in their Brains

Chai 😂

ZaddyJ:
Bro this is not a matter of her being an accomplice. Some women re naturally stubborn, they would begin to tell you something like : they just moved here why leave in a hurry , they can’t sleep in someone’s house , your friends have been here for long so why more, my office is close to work I can’t go that far etc

Na God help give that man a very obedient wife.

You’re on point!

Astonmartin:
Don't mind him. People that talks like that are empty vessels. I'm certain he doesn't have a car of his own and that's why he thinks corolla os cheap and very affordable for the low income earners

True… I’m more impressed with a person like you who owns an Aston Martin to be defensive of a Toyota Corolla!

Fire started in your son’s room? Hmmmm!

Your son kept expired lighter and weed in his beside drawer and travelled, this trending heat boiled the lighter; explosion occurs and the weed serves as kerosene, bedside drawer serves as firewood… fire everywhere, case closed!

olatuneji:
I thank God for sparing your life
But bro you are really security conscious

If you had traveled back to kano without following your mind

If your wife had prove stubbornness with you that she is not going anywhere that night because it seems she love the apartment, or that you should postpone going the next day those bandits will have gotten hold of you guys, thank God she cooperated with you if not there will be arguments, there will be back and forth about decision making, and time was of essence

If she had ‘proved stubborn’, then she must’ve been an accomplice in the plot… one (or two, maybe three and possibly four) of the bandits was her bedmate and co-conspirator…

There’s no way an innocent fellow with the mental awareness of the environment where they are would’ve been caught slacking!

TheFreshVanilla:
Shior!! Trekking inside rain when he should be driving. No go buy car even if na corolla.

Even if na Corolla, as if say Corolla na Okin biscuit… to buy the Corolla easy like that? Them ask important question, you turn basketmouth with your answer

OP, I don’t see any happier couple, just different ways they chose to stay dry in the rain and find their way home.. I see cooperation and harmony in all four.

magicminister:
He looks young.

He looks at least 35, which is still somewhat young..
Do you see with your teeth?

essentialone:
‎Brother listen up — there is no trophy for the man who slept with the most w00men — None. No medal. No statue. No respect waiting for you at the finish line.
‎Just memories, diseases, emotional baggage, and wasted time. The world does not reward male lust. It exploits it.
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‎There is also no trophy for the man who claims he lasts ten hours in bed.
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‎First of all, that’s nonsense. Second, even if it were possible, so what?
‎You don’t get richer.
‎You don’t get stronger.
‎You don’t get wiser.
‎You don’t get power.
‎All you get is applause from people who are also lost.
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‎Men are being distracted by n0nsense.
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‎While you’re chasing bodies, your youth is leaking away. While you’re trying to impress w00men with stamina, other men are building leverage. While you’re giving your best years to pleasure, smarter men are investing those same years into skills, m0ney, networks, discipline, and authority.
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‎S€x does not build empires. W00men do not hand out medals for access. Pleasure does not compound.
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‎Power does.
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‎Bro sop giving w00men your youth for free. Stop burning your energy on temporary validation. Stop acting like being desired is the same as being respected — it’s not.
‎A man is respected for what he builds, controls, and leads. Not for how many beds he’s been in.
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‎Your twenties and thirties are not for flexing. They are for construction. Learning. Growing. Failing. Refining. Accumulating power quietly while everyone else is busy chasing fun.
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‎By the time the party is over, the disciplined man owns the room. The rest are just stories.
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‎If this woke you up, share it with a brother who still thinks pleasure is purpose.
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‎Learn or perish.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

Motivational speaker… After you’ve made all that money, then what?

Then what in 20, 30 years from now when you’re frail, assuming you’re still alive? What’s more? 100 years from now when you’re long dead, where’s all the money you made from ridding yourself from buying that expensive sports car in your 20s and 30s..

You only have one lifetime… do all at the same time

Finally, an RX worth owning… the limited edition V8 RX

Love so strong that they’re wearing matching briefs

naptu2:
16) Complete Football and National Sportslink

Complete Football is a monthly football magazine that appeared on the newsstands in 1985. It features everything about Nigerian football, from the national league to the Super Eagles. It contains the Nigerian league table, stories about the exploits of Nigerian players in Europe, posters of Nigerian footballers, stories about Nigeria’s exploits at Nations Cup competitions and columns by football experts like John Masteroudes and Segun Odegbami. It’s probably the oldest Nigerian sports magazine that’s still in production.

National Sportslink was a weekly sports newspaper that was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s.


17) World Football, Shoot and the magazine whose name I can’t remember

World Football was the most popular international football magazine at that time. Shoot magazine was a popular British football magazine. There was another popular football magazine but I can’t remember its name. I bought this third magazine not only because of its football stories, but because everybody connected with it was completely insane. It was one of the funniest magazines that I’ve ever read.

I followed the exploits of Zico, Careca, Maradona, the three Dutchmen (I am scared of anti-spam bot), the three Germans (I am scared of anti-spam bot), Gary Lineker, Dino Zoff, Paolo Rossi, Baressi, Bergomi, etc. via these magazines.

18) Foreign comic books

I bought, exchanged and read innumerable foreign comic books. There were the strange and bewildering horror comic books like Uncanny Tales and Strange Tales, the football comic Roy of the Rovers, the war comic book Commando and its naval equivalent whose name I cannot remember, the hilarious British comics Beano and Dandy, the hilarious Franco-Belgian comics Astrix and Obelix and Tintin, the Marvel and DC universes (including their Nigerian counterparts), Dennis The Menace, Archie and Veronica, etc.

Finally I can relate… Tintin

Life is really like the wind… fades quickly

doctore212:
One day, I played betnaija with 1000 and won 15 million..suddenly, something said I should visit olosho house that same night.


I left Anah and entered Obalande. I paid for 5 rooms for one week. Immediately, I carried 2 babes and kept in each room.


I declared free food and drinks. I made a timetable to spend 2hrs in each room.


By the 3rd day when I asked for my Bill's, they brought 7.8million..


One of the girls saw my pin number when I wanted to do transfer. She used that pin to transfer the remaining money into an account and they all ran away.

CNN needs to broadcast this your story so that other will not make the same mistakes as you did… ozuor

See as you dey blow lie like beast

Babawee:


The poster is a real joker, non negotiable for car wey no get name

My body just cold for the post

You can only afford ‘basic’ things with an account balance of 10 million? Brother we’re not on your level, we can’t give you advice because it’s above our pay grade.. only the Cubana’s and co of this world can… I wonder what your ‘basic’ things are; Rolex watches? A trip to the Maldives? A week at Eko hotel to clear your head?

Btw, why are you suddenly surprised your peers are ‘light’ years ahead? Didn’t you show them the brighter light that’s brighter than your light? Or don’t we rise by lifting others anymore?

People get mind for the kowntry! To sell this kind thing? Motor wey dem go donate to shrine to dey deliver kolanut to the gods! Shrine sef go ask which kind motor be this but the owner sef no know wetin e be.. motor wey no get name and identity! Even the seller no know wetin e dey sell! And seller get mind to ask for 50k settlement.. Car value wey be 50k-20k=30k

richmond500:
but why will we perish cos we don't believe in his son?

I mean why force me to believe something I haven't seen?

My brother, believe whatever you want!

I’m not much of a believer myself, I believe the things I can prove only! I don’t go to church and I haven’t read the Bible since Sunday school!

Very true!

No greater sacrifice was made!

What would I have done differently? Question should be what would I have done to make the message clearer… perhaps set the house plus the land on fire..

God almighty destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah after he was betrayed, e come be small bungalow.

You came across a deadbody and your name is ‘lifeless’.. How convenient!

No be you kill that deadbody so?

Workch:
it's well. You just don't get it but it's well

You’re communicating with a WOMAN on a wrong topic.. a sentimental woman at that.

Stop this correspondence immediately!

Btruth:
You are right? This gangs were so ruthless.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins

They were special because they were gang bosses who were also physically brutal…

No British gangster? The krays?

Una never sell this moto till now?

A lot of these are far from facts… just fictitious BS