I swear na the medulla oblongata this thing land direct. That area wey headache dey pain pass.

Nikes:

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Airforce1 Don sha calm down

Na dbull you dey talk?

Gbam!

1Sharon:


Why do you think her brothers felt so enlightened to go to their sisters house?

No be Nigerian men talk say the immediate family she suffered with na her real family over the one she married? 🥴

Entitled you mean!

2nd paragraph; just go and sit down sweetie.

onlinediva:


Spoilt child

I'm not a prophet, but I'm here telling you that your car's shock absorbers don't last.

You might be right!

Sunisonflex39:


No be so you dey reason am bro....that lady just have investigative mind.. re-read her comment, this time with an open mind....I am not trying to side with the wife,I just like that lady's investigative mind..Shalom

Haa bro you be correct person but that lady no get any good intention... Even as man dey grave, person like her go still piss on top the grave walai.

BmAe:
My girlfriend is richer but she dare not do anyhow

She know me na

Marry her first make you know how far.. Shebi she still be girlfriend.

Sunisonflex39:


You should be working for DSS.. but no, our DSS too dey employ Aboki

Na people like you be the rubbish men wey dey cause the current problem wey dey everywhere now.

Somebody write that kind evil and you dey recommend DSS to employ her because you see pink for the moniker. Shit man.

dominique:
Let's hear from the wife's side, a 3rd party cannot just come out and be heaping all sorts of accusations. Did he live with them? How accurate is this picture he's painting?

He mentioned something about the woman's brothers having to scale through a fence to attack Saint Obi. Why would siblings have to jump the fence to gain access to their sibling's home? That part no too clear. Could it be because they were locked out and they had to take drastic measures to get to their sister in the situation she was currently in? A marriage produced 3 children, suddenly her brothers are jumping over the fence to attack you. Them your wife abruptly leaves you and files for divorce. Make it make sense!

Are you nuts? Are you soft in the head?

You sat firmly on your common sense because you want to make a point of your hatred for the men folk and against the man consequently.

Is that her father’s house or her matrimonial home? What will ‘the brothers’ be doing in the home belonging to her and her husband. Bloody Pig. I’m too annoyed..

joinnow:
My Igbo brother go tint all the body sharp sharp

This comment no make sense. Why person go destroy the essence of the car? Igbo brothers, Yoruba cousins yeye

I don’t like it for one singular reason; car sex otilor!

The problem with bringing this situation here is that a greater fraction of the people who'll offer advice to you on your problem are just like the people doing you dirty everyday.

Pretentiously camouflaged here but wear the reality of their wicked selves in the everyday's application of their lives. Not precluding me, I'm wicked too.

It's a big percentage of wicked people my friend, it's more than 85% speculatively. Do you think wicked people in real life are wicked online? They don't act wicked online because they don't even know they're wicked and they're mostly opportunistic. They can't be saved from wickedness because they haven't acknowledged their wickedness like some of us have.

Solution? Suck up all the ill treatment and wickedness because it's unending. Do it with a shrug and a the show must go on mentality.

The child is six years old!

My birthday mate. We dey fine shaa.

AniMcBen:


If you've ever been to the north and see how they drive, you won't wonder how and why almost 100% of their accidents is fatal. May their souls rest in peace though.

They’re very mad mad mad.

Few years ago I dey cable go Abuja from kaduna and there was my malo neighbor sitting on the passenger seat next to me and he could see the Speedo.. he was even directly looking at it while he was urging me to go faster so we can arrive Abuja before nightfall.

I was doing around 170 km/h. I just know say maybe I for die that day and that guy ready to die. Gearbox kuku pack up before Abuja as god may have it. I do sign of the cross.

Kingreign na that 2GR transmission incident wey I call you for that night be this..

Tinymayour:
Abi oo wetin funny me the most be say ,how dem take know say nah 2023 model for inside wrapper ...

And na true oo... Fufu wey still dey inside white nylon.

bigiyaro:
it made the headline cos, in the poverty capital of the world, such a sum for just one car is an abnormality.

There's no abnormality here bro.

There are people born and living in the west and can't afford that car.. it's a matter of perspective and this news should not make for national information.

MorataFC:
I wonder too

Haba

I've had to read the headline and the story multiple times and I wonder why this made headlines.

Brand new cars are transported everyday via road.. make military helicopter carry am before?

livenija:
Mumu

False headline
False story

U no get sense

E vex me pass you.

Make me go read the headline 4 times, then read the story again.

buygala:


..


But that Egbon cappings dey tire pesin sontimes walai

Egbon dey very experienced with life. Person wey don travel the world over na your mate?

buygala:


Kuku ask seller weda e fit bring the car come your house for inspection..


No dey disguise

Buygala leave egbon alone. Go buy gala full your honda

If I catch you bothering people ehn 😂

Jakumo:


Wonderment. When I been dey talk am say big belle no good for man pikin to dey carry like 9-months woman pregnancy, some lazy people go dey argue say dem no get time for exercise. As me I dey exercise reach, eh, na only hunter dog go fiti cash me for 200 meters hurdle inside thick bush, and na only crocodile go fiti cash me for swim matter inside river.

Jakumo this your pidgin dey sweet my belle no be small...

Jakumo:


You have made some strong points and I will tone down my language in the future.

Alright. Cheers boss!

Jakumo:


Suffice it to say, combining a bodybuilder's diet and exercise regimen with a busy professional life would be problematic for most business executives regardless of their location on the planet.

A superb role model for Nigerians in all walks of life to emulate would of course be billionaire Tony Elumelu, who works out with dedication and discipline, with the result that there is probably no other living Nigerian billionaire that looks as sharp as this man in a suit. He is probably carrying 15% body fat at most, yet is unlikely to sport a bodybuilder's six-pack, despite having the stance of a male model half his age.

I like that you said 'probably'.

Elumelu is fit but he doesn't have 15% body fat. Don't do that. Anthony Joshua, as ripped as he looks, is around that range. That's a glaring contrast. Do you know what 15% is?

Jakumo:


I bet you that fat slob Cubana Chief Glutton is on MULTIPLE medications due to his chronic obesity, and I can also bet you that man cannot last even a few short minutes with a hot young woman before stopping due to hypertension.

Fat phucks like that will be lucky to last 3 minutes of humping without needing supplemental oxygen, assuming of course that he does not suffer from erectile dysfunction. I will be surprised if that toad lives for another 5 years before dying of avoidable illness related to his massive bulk that overloads his heart severely every day he is alive

While I agree with the bulk of the things you've said, I advice that you don't imply death towards anyone..

I do fitness consulting on the side so I know how important keeping a healthy routine is, I sell fitness to people and you're a consumer so we're in agreement to a certain extent. I practice what I preach so I train ultra religiously so I can look the part.. Even though I have a regular 9-5, I can still consider myself a gym rat. So I can attest to the criticality of determination for everybody.

Be that as it may, are you really convinced that Cubana Chief Priest does not work out? You think so? Did you see his son a while ago? Do you think he food-fed his boy to being overweight? Do you know there are people with inherent obesity? That is, by default!

Man, I train people so I can tell you how incredibly hard it is for a certain demographic of people. Cubana Chiefo might not even be eating as much as you do, save for his body type. Except of course, I see a picture of him really really skinny as a younger person, which is unlikely, given how his son looks. I'm not making excuses for anyone to let themselves go!

Juggling workout with daily hustle, it's nearly impossible for someone with a non-conforming body type to put in 7 times an effort as required for them to lose weight as I would for my easily-accepting body type. Get the point? Lifestyle like beer-guzzling matters but body type scores points for you too.

And man, stop calling people 'Phat Phuck'. You sound too conceited and that would distract people from getting your point.

You don get small thing inside this deal, no doubt and that's why you were not fully transparent to the people who gave you their monies.

Would've been easy to let you off if you'd told them from the onset that you didn't know the facilitator very well and that it is at their own risk.. but as the money pass through you to her, Oga you don pick your cut and e don hook you for neck now.

Why should and would you collect monies on their behalf? You be Jesus? As a teacher who is supposedly smart, you should've known better. Pele dear.

lildush:


Thank you daddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

Intoboy:




Lolz,wetin you sef look reach where plate dey

Omo my eyes dey see everything joor 😂

Oh I forgot Mr cork aka mechanic mike
Illamina and the other America Nigerian who's always asking us how her profile picture looks.

Merisbankie:


Omo you wan use laugh bend me

If you laugh too hard, you go kuku bend like incoming president, I no call anybody name oo..

Something is wrong here. These men are not all heterosexual..

There's a mix going on.

And then the other guy wey yellow with big nose wey get self esteem issues... Wey dey always ask whether e fine