Procashtips:


Please stop joking around.

No lioness can fight off a male lion except that male lion is a juvenile.

That the lionesses are the main hunters for food doesn't make them stronger than the male.

The job of providing food in the lion kingdom is that of the lionesses unless the prey is too tough for the lionesses to handle, that's when the male steps in.

Watch when the male comes around feeding ground, the whole female leave the table for him to feed.

If the female are stronger, how come the male chases them off the kill?

You need to expand your knowledge of the animal kingdom.

Almost like you spoke through me.. he contradicted himself with his last comment about males chasing off everyone else at the buffett.

manoflove22:
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mr cork, daddyck, mechanic mike, what do you gain in trolling with senseless topics(no offfennse)

That madman has given me so much joy, I can't explain it but I just like every post of his even before I read it.. there's happiness in madness, this dude is proof.

LeftAlone:

Leave that one make him dey yarn opata

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brain54:

Use me for experiment how…

Don’t you have family?

Besides who is arguing with you about the supernatural? I only said your first story smells like rotten fish.

How can someone call you to meet him somewhere… then you turn up and wait at the lobby for 4 good hrs without letting him know you are around?

Sounds absurd!

Now, I know the supernatural exists… no doubt. I know some people also cook up stories just to buttress it’s existence.

That your story I am not buying.

I can also pick more holes in it… but I am not going waste my time doing that!

Bro c'mon haba!

Read with understanding and assimilation naw!

Whether the story is real or fictitious, it was well-written and more than made up for even if it was written for a movie.

Now read carefully; he came into hotel, he spotted bros leaving to a room with dark skin booty, he knew what was up and knew not to disturb bros (don't forget that one can wait for a senior man he looks up to for even 10 hours), he chose to chill downstairs and submitted to a plate of peppersoup and live match on TV.. wetin he wan call bros for again when bros know say him dey downstairs already since na bros call am come hotel in the first place.. bros himself say he dey rush to finish with snake lady so he can join him at the bar implying that he knows someone awaits him at the bar.

From the time bros D went upstairs with big yansh snake woman to when bros D was discovered unconscious naim be 4 hours, abi you wan dispute that one again? Could've been overnight if 'Oga left alone' was not around and there was nobody to be worried about him and to discover him in the room haba. Hence why long-throat-peppersoup-chumping man at the bar downstairs go find bros D (wey go pay for him peppersoup) for room..

You go school, try dey use your school fees.. there's no hole to pick here and no absurdity to be seen..

Guinness records go soon tire for Nigerians..

Them go send circular now say Nigerians na family member with Guinness, say we no qualify for the records again. Dem for chill like one year make dust settle but no! We carry fire for body.

You use tape with plum and calculator measure this percentage? 45% first body clap for ya self ogbeni..

Maryloveth:


Great decision!
Being an illegal loan company agent is not a job to be proud about.
You're literally putting your life on the line.

No go kill yourself for that useless low life job.

Thank you ma for the timely advice.. I would've waited another hundred years to stop this job.. I planned to use this loan app proceeds to send my 17 children to the university.. but I'll accept your advice, coming from a good person like you and instead learn plumbing and sockaway digging instead.

Maryloveth:


If you're not an illegal loan agent,why are you pained ?
Is you number inthat list ?
Do you work for the loan app that just murdered a young guy ?
Are you among the murderers?

Why exactly are you pained ?
Lol, there's nothing you can tell me,I know who you are.
Just be careful out there.
Just one day lender taskforce go arrest you and your fellow illegal loan agents.
You will be paraded inthe public like common criminals.
The government will continue to clamp down on you illegal loan apps and companies until you all do the right thing & register under the appropriate bodies.

Ok sorry I'll quit my job as a loan agent and learn taxi driving.

Abyounghammed:



Mumu b like na ur papa build the system, block head, can't even reason as a complete human being, no different from a programmed robot, maybe u b AI robot self

Lol I came to this conclusion that's why I no reply again.. na AI because no human fit dey inside loop like this... Confidently siddon dey type rubbish steady.. next thing the pig go say you be loan agent lol

thesicilian:

Babe at least have a little shame pls, I'm begging you . They're not registered so why did you now go and apply to them for a loan? Your talk is full of ignorance to say the least. Forward his details to the CBN for the CBN to do what exactly?

Shame? Who? This kind person no get shame to give. They're proud borrowers and will brazenly embarrass themselves anywhere. They have no shame and that's why they'll allow themselves be embarrassed by ndi loan app.

Perpetually foolish people. I'm sad to think I come from the same place as some of these people.

You fault a businessman/woman who is already losing money for each day you refuse to pay up for employing a very generic method like 'embarrassment' to get his/her money, and you term it harassment. The painful thing be say you know they'll hunt ya ass down and you went ahead anyway when knife no dey your neck.

Bros you need see the young fine guys wey dey work for my building for Nigeria, I dey see their pictures after work, after work dem go baff dey clean and count their kudi enter house, you think their hard work attitude and pride/peace of mind go let them go loan app? Na these lazy monkeys like Maryloveth and poisonousman wey wan use 10k do investment of 10 million dey go loan app, there's NO dignity in labour for them.. If you paid up, who go harrass you?

bukatyne:


Just curious, are people forced to take loans from these apps? If a person knows they are not saints (I did not know when sainthood became a criteria to a run business), isn't it wise to steer clear from them?

When they take loans, do they not have a plan in place to pay back?

If they had a plan which fell through, did they engage the loan companies?

These loan apps are not new; everyone knows their modulus operandi; you know the interest rates, payment cycle and what they would do if you don't pay.

You claim they are not saints, yet go ahead download their app, give them approval to contact your contacts if you don't pay, collect the loan, refuse to pay back and cry wolf when they decide to act in their usual manner.

I fear who no fear una.

It's apparent that the vast majority of Nigerians are wicked and foolish. A deadly cocktail. How do you combine both!

They'll close their minds to reality for the most sentimentally-foolish reasons.

Loan grants have existed from the days of Shakespeare; shylock.. and believe me, debt retrieval has only gotten fairer with modern times, it was Brutish (from the stories we've gotten from history)

Isn't it devilish in itself to try to run another man down with an intention to collect and not pay? Aren't you worse of a human being?

All my relatives who own homes in the west were able to achieve this through mortgaging, which is a form of loaning. If they'd missed a payment schedule, they'll be reducing their credit and what's more? They could have their houses repo'ed.

Now imagine living in a house and having it taken from you, isn't it worse than what happens here? And these are banks and big financial companies and not even these small timers in Nigeria.

It's in plain sight that big investors like Dangote take loan grants, if he'd not paid back, there be little or no funds to give other investors.

A lot of people here are eternally foolish, no compromise.

Maryloveth:


One of the illegal loan agents have spoken.

You're not licensed by CBN that's why you go around harassing them.
You understand illegal loan apps are criminals too ? So,they are not saint too.
When you could have easily forwarded their issue to CBN to do the needful.
One day no just meet person way go kill you.
Nah advice,be careful out there.

Lol Mary wey no get sense. Bush person.

If you had a day job, you won't be so hung up on borrowing money from loan apps to feed.

This one pain you well because all you do is hide from loan apps.

You don mention death already kai.

Yes I be illegal loan agent and it's has made me rich in billions Mary the maloo You see as I combine the reply with pidgin English, na make you fit understand me ozuwor.

You think say I follow una dey do that una smelly village things for Nigeria... Olodo say organisations wey dey incorporated na illegal.. if you borrow someone money as a hustle, clap for them when they refuse to repay and see how the loan apps feel when you play with their credit and drink from their cup for a change.. pig!

Poisonousman:


Go and sit down.. Nigeria dey owe.. them done pay finish.. reason before you talk

Lol very poor man!

Sorry Chief. I feel sorry for you and your situation.

Loan shark customer. If you had even a modicum of common sense, you'd have known from where I was coming, but poverty has ridden you of it 😂.. no go siddon reason your life, continue dey borrow money upandan... The only day job you have is to borrow money, that's why you had to attack me. I go reason before I talk next time sir. But this particular time ehn, you be bush Animal

Loan app did this, loan app did that.

Sit down and ask yourself a few questions and the reality will sink in. I do not own a loan company and probably never will because of our bad debt repayment ways in Nigeria.

But if I did and I borrow you money on legal terms as a business scheme and you no gree pay, I'll send thugs to harass you physically. I no sure say loan apps don do reach this one.

Call me wicked but na you wicked pass, you wey wan run my hustle down haba! How did I get the money I gave to you? It fell from heaven abi make I smile tell my staff to cancel the debt? Month end wetin I go use pay them? Saliva? Then I go now return to village because of you.

Na you wey collect loan and no wan repay dey harrass me, now I employ some workable tactics devoid of physical violence to get my money, you say na harassment. Shame no even catch that olodo wey post that stuff for Twitter. Business is business hoo haa!

DesireV:

It's rather "gearstickless"
How is a vehicle without gear expected to move?
Gear transfers engine power to the wheels

Lol the dealers here are irredeemable.

When you call them, them go begin tell you how Mobil 1 5w30 is not for our hot weather.. kai

buygala:


Cruise Control on Naija Pothole infested road

Doing 70km/hr on a highway is as bad, if not worse than overspeeding.. In some countries, it's an offence to drive so slow on a highway.

Op has hit the salient points...

Secondary points are that Naija petrol burns very fast, compared to that of some other countries.... So no go get high BP trying to get factory mpg on Naija fuel.. Then mix into the mayhem stations that sell fuel mixed with kerosene or even water , or those who outrightly adjust their pump to cheat....

Leaky injectors and faulty fuel lines can also negatively impact fuel consumption...

Lastly, it can be quite an expensive habit if one gets too obsessed with maintaining vehicle fuel economy.... Money wey u no wan spend for fuel na im u go carry dash Mecho and parts seller.. Mechanics don't work for free.. Parts aren't free either...Checking a little this and rechecking a minor that can pile up a quite hefty repair bill, if one isn't careful.. Besides, there is also the risk that while trying to fix something minor, something major might get damaged.. Dat one na the handiwork of most naija mechos.. Repair one, spoil four... Next thing you go hear na "Oga na so you bring the moto come here"... God no go gree make mecho wey dey try trace 02 sensor wiring go trace and join the one wey go fry ECU ... Then you will wish you had instead, simply bought fuel and kept moving... Which is exactly what you should have done in the first place.

E get some minor tins wey e go better make you just dey drive the moto dey go laidat.. If you no wan dey buy fuel, buy bicycle, ladies motorcycle, or trek

Baba I get your point... This matter na very common issue as serious as it is...

Most times ehn, e better to just dey drive the tuke tuke dey go laidat.. for peace to reign.

I read the first two lines and I was saying to myself that this madman might not be so mad after all. From the third line, I was like 'oh yea'... Mad person na mad person

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buygala:


Nothing like katakata o...

Na truth I tell op.. Even though e bitter

Kaii.. allow guyman enjoy him win whether short-lived or long lasting 😂

buygala:



Please drive for at least a 100km journey before you do thanksgiving.. At least 100km at a stretch.

Some of these "resets" sweep faults under the carpet and resurface under stressful driving conditions.

Common logic should make you ask what unset the "transmission adaptation"in the first place to require its resetting... Something stored that error that needed resetting..perfectly working transmissions don't just get bored and develop errors...And until that something is fixed, that young guyman has possibly given your transmission mere first aid for 30k.. E go still land for hospital las las..

You and kata kata na 5 & 6.

Me and you go still fight again like that V8 land cruiser thread

damosky12:



You've taken in too much wrong information... And that's where it begins.

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falcon01:
ghen ghen🤣! Op, go get a fine masculine Ass and dive in and see how you feel maybe you like hitting the stinker 😁

Exactly! Try out other mediums in life

You’re destined to be with men. Your body is revolting naturally.

You sir, are a closeted gay! Accept your destiny! 🤷🏻‍♀️

MrBroke:


yes o, I'm mr Broke

Kaii stopeet

MrBroke:


Damn. Must have been crazy.

Even crazier that you believed

Oh well, you're an embodiment of brokenness as your moniker implies so I understand why you believed.. no vex oo

salem1996:

Which weeks? Something I done deh do with FMwhatsapp since last week

Haba!

Nothing ground breaking..

YouTube IG and Facebook has had this like forever. Long overdue for a primary instant messenger like WhatsApp!

gassbee:
I just tried it, am unable to edit

Calm down ogbeni.. will be rolled out in weeks to come

I did 0-0-1 for 5 days to buy shawarma that I've been craving for 2 years. Only to find that the mayonnaise don sour.

I never recover from the 3 days ulcer

officialwdhtv:


Hahaha Wahala ProMax

Heavy one

Merisbankie:


Guy you don make me fall for bike ewooo am bruised

Abeg no fall oo.. happy Sunday chiefo

Sex with robot wife will require a password and fingerprint. Means that penetration cannot be achieved since that place go dey closed mechanically with the wrong fingerprint.

Imagine as action dey go on, malfunction occur as computers always will and since robot wife is designed to have open and close kpekus by default.

Kpekus clamp shut as a result of malfunction as you dey inside robot wife mechanically greased kpekus. Kiss your langa langa goodbye. I no buy!