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cr7lomo:
U say dem no get money ....lol.... one of my those my guys stay in Osborne ikoyi ( his own house ) and he also drives a G guard and Lexus Lx 570 , tho lexus is maintainable as expected...but why G guard no de give am wahala... that velar was for his wife , he then replaced it with 2017 X5 ...he has been having peace since then ... he said he will never go near range again say it was the same story when he was driving the sports version... my other guy wey de stay for chevron , same story , he replaced it with Gx 460 ...my sister own be say I witness am for various occasions ...multiple electrical issues .... she sold in around March and replaced it with 2020 GLE ... she has had peace since then... that velar started showing her shege from the 2nd month of purchase....and she dint even buy it hear , it was imported straight from Houston Texas .. clean title.... I have heard so many sad stories about range ....I also drove one a couple of years ago ...2015 sports ... e show me shege ...had to replace it with a Mercedes ....

Sorry that it seems like I de spoil business for u ...but I just de speak from experience ... go to the Internet and see people's experience both home and abroad ...I no know the kyn jazz range carry de make people buy their motor.... so whenever i see someone trying to sell a registered range , I de presume say e wan sell off e wahala wey the car de give am .... cos I know most people sell it cos the wahala the car de give them ...

I’m not the seller, I understand what you mean tho… Most people just buy Range Rovers for the same reason they buy iPhones; Status Symbol!

cr7lomo:
Buy for 38m spend 15m a Yr on maintenance. ... very terrible car to have...this car show 2 of my guys and my sis shege ... non of them sold theirs for more than 14m last year and this year ....

We know all these things already..

But there’s no need to say them here, don’t shit on someone’s hustle.

There’s a car for everyone, maybe this car wasn’t for your friends and sister, they couldn’t afford it sir! People wey get bar no mind spend twice the value of the car on maintenance and repairs.. your people just wan show off and e hook them for throat (that is, assuming you really have people who owned this car, and not just talking drivel)

AirBere:
Favour too. Kai 😂

That one na Oga kpata kpata of OS kingdom

Mayflowa:
Both na politician. lol 2face wife is a member of Edo State House of Assembly

True

thesicilian:
Precious - More than half of them are OS

More than half ke? 98.3 percent..

Their kpekus no ‘Precious’ to them

Anything Natasha… the only two Natasha wey I know no get sense… one Marry 2face and the other one na politician

PlayMaker14:
Imagine resident living in fear under Baba Lifeless, that means, they will live in pains and sorrows if we mistakenly vote for the Iragbiji born cocaine lover called Tinubu.




APC, a failed political party.

Prophetic!

chicfarmer:
we are scarce wey hate to see onion for food. But I'm complicated sha. I hate to see onion in my food but I dey chop am shege for suya. Does that even make sense

We no scarce like that… I enjoy it with suya as well, when I still ate suya

Fourthpredator:
Like I hate both the sight and taste, every time I taste onions even mistakenly, I vomit or spit it out .
so I like the onions to be very big so that I can see and remove it or be very small(eg blended) so that I can't taste or see it.

I’m happy to find that I’m not alone.. I throw up every single time I taste onions

See better stone wey dey for corner wey I go take condemn the reptile head, carry dollars comot sharply

You have ADHD (Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder)

It’s not uncommon in a lot of adults and you may have had it from childhood or adopted it as an adult somewhere along the line..

Sadly, there’s no definitive cure but there’s band-aid; therapy from a certified therapist (not your side chic) and a doctors prescribed medication which are a combination of stimulants and non-stimulants accordingly!

Generally, it’s not a (very) serious condition and you can just decide to live your life that way afterall, what is ADHD when you (anyone) could keel over from cancer anytime gaaademit

Shedrack777:
I have a feeling that man died trying to save some women. May they rest in peace

Your feelings are not unfounded.

I be reason the same thing too

This is an incomplete story..

You didn’t tell us how that concoction made you completely pulverize your family’s toilet so badly that the plumber was called to save the day

Bizmind95:
Even though killing the little girl is too extreme and far-fetched. But if you look at it the other way round, the guy has a point. Yes, l know very well that the Nkubi guy and his wife has since come to terms with his height deformity. But the big question now remains: Will their little daughter come to terms with the height deformity when she grows up? I mean like there's high possiblity that she will face intense bullying, body-shaming and ostracization among her peers when she grows up, which will in turn cause her emotional distress, isolation, low self esteem, anxiety, and even severe depression. So it's not a question about her parents now. They are both currently enjoying and winding down their lives. But what about the little girl's future? Isn't it most likely that she will face severe emotional consequences because of the height deformity when she grows up? We, humans, especially Africans should always think about the future of our kids, not ours, when planning to give birth. This mentality of "No one owes you anything in life" is a very bad one. You owe your kids a lot in this life because you were the ones that brought them into this brutal world, just because you wanted to enjoy sex, or because you needed them. Not because they needed you!!! Going by that logic that you don't owe your kids anything, let's say that you're SS, then go and marry an SS, and start popping up Sicklers everywhere, knowing fully well that the kids will suffer terribly in life. Then at the end of the day, just throw your hands up in the air and give the excuse that "You don't owe them anything! That it was God that brought them into this world not you." Who is deceiving who? I don't know about others, but me in particular, l will never bring any kid into this brutal world to come and suffer physically, financially, or mentally. I mean like, how can l look at that kid in the future, and feel that l'm responsible for his/her woes! I just can't stand it! Never!

And for those of you that will think that my views are way too childish, modernistic, and foreign to apply in the local traditional Naija setting. Let me prove them wrong by sharing a story that my dad once told me. There was this old man in our town, who usually comes to ask my dad for money back then. This man is one of the ugliest men l've ever seen in my life. Like the man wowo no be small; very very short and ugly. So one day, l asked my dad about the man's wife and kids. My dad then told me that the man married a normal looking woman, just like the Nkubi guy did. But problems started when they started having kids. Their first daughter looked exactly like the man. They gave birth to the second daughter, the same thing. Third daughter, the same thing!!! Believe it or not! The man's relatives called him to a meeting and seriously warned him to stop impregnating his wife. That he's destroying the future of his daughters with his ugliness, because it will be very difficult for them to have a normal life and find husbands as ugly as they look. That they will look for another man to be impregnating his wife for him. The man simply agreed, and his relatives found one very tall handsome man like that, who fathered his remaining four kids. And interestingly enough, all those other four kids were extremely good looking! Heaven knows l didn't make up this story!!! So if you think that my views aren't applicable in the traditional local setting. Then, better think again cus a lot dey happen around you, na only when they explain give you, you go understand! Shalom

You talk too much

No problem.. whenever it’s time for rent, you give them two of the wigs.. when it’s time for school fees, you give them the iPhone, when you want to pay NEPA bill, you give them one of the stock fish you bought.. use your head

8 men.. the two by the window are outside the house, they don’t count

fojjosh:
So anyone that has that type of lips are smoker ❓ U don finish i swear

Pig

Angelfrost:
So, what exactly is the correlation between both?!

Did the following start smoking after they got employed or started making money?

Elon Musk
Cubana Chief Priest
Phyno
Burna Boy
Odumodu Black
Portable
Naira Marley
Davido
Wizkid
Etc..

Abi, is smoking meant solely for those working, inventing things, or running businesses?!!

Sharap dia

She no get job but she can smoke weed

josephine123:
U re the one obviously saying gibberish right now, u just want us to know that there is an animal called palm civet.


Look at the size and the tail, how is it palm civet??

Anyone who knows about your stupidity and still remains with you in an argument is more stupid.. no difference between you and an slowpoke.. part of your brain don loss

TinubuCriminal:
Madam Bold Ignoramus, that is not a hyena.
Where was it written that whoever kills an animal can name it whatever except in The Handbook for Illiterates?

So if your illiterate husband names the animal a pig I have to throw away my education and follow his empty brain to call it a pig??


This is exactly why the guy above is advising you that school is not scam. Enroll for adult education today.

See people wey I dey share country with.
How can anybody question the white man when they say our average IQ is 67?


Spits*

I was just ultra irritated reading through his/her stupidity… every line be like say na slowpoke dey write am… a lot of people are really stupid!

These are same people who’ll vote for bastard leaders on the premise of religion and tribe… spits again ***

Shey these two people no know of these two boxer wen just die recently?

With stacks of money left lying around in plain sight.. yeah you’ll need that money if you buy this car.. lots of it..

That’s if the car carry you reach house after you pay for it

geokay777:
U meant to say his Visa /Wakabook

Oh yes my good sir

dalass:
Nigerian man shows off his slave master

He will cook, clean, wash underwears etc... Even carry poo poo and change pampers... Yet the wise old oyinbos grandma will just thank him and leave him without a penny.

They think those old women no get sense or lawyers? Dey play

I no dey play. I serious

Nigerian man shows off his Queen

Nigerian man shows off his bank

ibtommy:
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Watery .
You be clown o. She sure fed them the 'thing' consistently

😂😂

ibtommy:
You got it. She couldn't have risen to that position without a daily dose of unforgettable 'leg opening' talkess of getting hired in the first place. The CEO is in serious trouble. He go shalaye tire

Beyond obvious…

The shenanigans men get into because of the sweet watery guts in between thighs..

Ugochi’s toto was too sweet for the CEO not to reward… the CEO of this hospital who was probably an ex banker with no medical experience and just a businessman, could not have possibly know what he was doing… Ikpú Ugochi, na you cause this one!