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AutosRe: Guys Will You Buy A 2005 Nigeria Used Prado For 2.850 by Jagermeister(m): 7:35am On Apr 30, 2023
buygala:
You and him can go fvck thyselves..

If he had asked in a less entitled manner, I might have answered his questions... But e say make I convince am.. As per say him be my Phd Supervisor abi who?..

Then you barge in here claiming "educative forum" undecided.. Na by force say na me go educate am?... You wey be educator fit educate am na
E no ask with any entitlement, na so your mind read am then add extra.. na that extra wey your mind add be the problem.

No shaking. Cool your mind and learn to dey reduce your para for your own good ehn, I no dey fvck anybody..
AutosRe: Guys Will You Buy A 2005 Nigeria Used Prado For 2.850 by Jagermeister(m):
DarlingtonC:
Thank you Sir,

Why you think so?
Listen man, you only live once and sometimes there's nothing wrong in learning from your own experience(s) in life..

The very reason that dude you're asking strongly disapproves should be your driving force..

You said you want to use it for business meetings only implies that you own another car or other cars.. it'll make a nice addition to your garage if upgraded properly.. it might become your daily driver even.. with little to no regrets in the end..

It's a V6, what can possibly go so wrong?
AutosRe: Guys Will You Buy A 2005 Nigeria Used Prado For 2.850 by Jagermeister(m): 7:03am On Apr 30, 2023
buygala:
I don't owe you any convincing.


Shift
Don't be silly; why are you so salty and irritable?

This is an educative forum and you can teach him something he doesn't know that you know.
FoodRe: After Almost Finishing The Meal, You See This by Jagermeister(m): 8:47pm On Apr 27, 2023
Tinububalls:
Since it's well cooked, I will first devour the head like I'm devouring that of a chicken.
Amu Tinubu, it's easier said than done...

Wait until this happens and see how you'll convulse from irritation first.. see you!
FoodRe: After Almost Finishing The Meal, You See This by Jagermeister(m): 8:46pm On Apr 27, 2023
Tinububalls:
Since it's well cooked, I will first devour the head like I'm devouring that of a chicken.
Tinubu it's easier said than done...

Wait until this happens and see how you'll convulse from irritation first.. see you!
RomanceRe: Please Be Careful, Men Of Gold Don't Wear Gold by Jagermeister(m): 8:40pm On Apr 27, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
My own is who is this lady friend of yours and what was she to you? Well, you should have still rendered him the help and it will also teach him some life lessons. People should learn to stop being vengeful. You didn't do well as well.
Don't be silly; what the heck.. vengeance is not of the lords, it mine!

Certain people are meant to remain poor because if they had the power accompanied with money, it'll be disaster for everyone else around and far..

OP is a good person. I wouldn't give him a penny and I'll probably spit in his goddamn face for good measure.
RomanceRe: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by Jagermeister(m): 1:16pm On Apr 26, 2023
Dybala11:
Tunde that is not Ednut, calm down na. 😂😂😂
Paulo that is not Dybala 😌😌
CrimeRe: Have You Ever Been Wrongly Arrested? Share Your Story by Jagermeister(m): 6:24am On Apr 23, 2023
tonicyril:
Na God oh, thank God say the woman came to bail us with almost 50k...I was wondering what if she choose to do stonghead..Omo na so we go reach ikoyi ooh grin
Why you dey fear Ikoyi?

Ikoyi is a lot nicer than Ikorodu, in context tongue
PoliticsRe: What Might Happen To Nigeria Currency After Subsidy Removal? by Jagermeister(m): 9:52am On Apr 18, 2023
Acidosis:
Since we are on a conversion spree, do you also know that the minimum salary of a domestic worker in South Africa is R2,929 (N74k)?


nowhere in South Africa is a litre of petrol sold for $3. The correct price is$1.3.
Many thanks for this.. I wanted to educate him with these same facts of yours and then some but it's unnecessary now!
AutosRe: Which Is More Durable Between 2006 BMW X3, 2008 BMW X5 and 2008 Toyota Avalon by Jagermeister(m): 3:30pm On Apr 16, 2023
Kingray10:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OP don buy wahalaaaahhh
No be small bros
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Way To Irritate And Annoy A Girl? by Jagermeister(m): 2:29pm On Apr 16, 2023
Bluezy13:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Maybe I was not vulgar enough or I should have taken you unawares in another thread.
Exactly... What were you thinking? Did you expect she chokes on her own vomit? Not on this thread.. No element of surprise grin
AutosRe: Which Is More Durable Between 2006 BMW X3, 2008 BMW X5 and 2008 Toyota Avalon by Jagermeister(m): 1:30pm On Apr 16, 2023
keymatt:
... And that's how OP's post was converted to Benz vs Toyota war thread without him getting any answer to his question. 😁
He deserved it to the fullest... What is the bar of comparison between an X3, X5 and an Avalon? On what grounds exactly? If no be mumu talk him dey find..
RomanceRe: What Does She Stand To Gain by Jagermeister(m): 6:06pm On Apr 14, 2023
There was a story on the front page weeks ago about a man that butchered and unheaded his aunt because she 'allegedly' tried to have sex him...

See my point? No difference in this situation..

Don't go and stupidly do something, if you're soft in the head, deal with it now before you crash and burn... Dreams mean nothing..
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jagermeister(m): 7:49am On Apr 11, 2023
Yevabi:
Haier thermocool 142L deep freezer- 90000(slightly negtioable)

LG 40 inches tv - 30,000

07014435740

Ikare-akoko, ondo
Set up ad, no contact number
Car TalkRe: Lexus IS 250 For Tall People ? by Jagermeister(m): 9:38am On Apr 07, 2023
kingreign:
That you guys after buying a crash damaged car and fixing it poorly, yet you guys think this compact sedan is a NASCAR race car and that you think all roads you guys ply on is a race circuit, doesn’t make it unsafe. It’s a very safe compact sport sedan. Stop racing at break neck speeds on public roads.


Pls find verifiable facts and data from crash test for this car.
Mike this is how most people are, sly and slander
RomanceRe: Ask For The Eatery Or Dating Location. Some Boys Are Either Broke, Senseless. by Jagermeister(m): 5:00pm On Apr 05, 2023
Kantebets:
your papa get 100k for account?
Guy you don vex me.. why you end your post like that?

Why you no complete am with 'omo ale jati jati'.. she's even worse than the OP
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jagermeister(m):
ogorwyne:
I nor dey try spoil your market. Since they are of 2 different types, your potential buyer would be better informed then.
Don't argue, don't justify your misbehavior.. you goofed, just say 'sorry' and hang your big letter 'L' the way you hang your tiny party handbag..

You didn't do due diligence before typing very quickly in a bid to bring another brother man down.. Human beings ehn.. see as everybody rush 'like' the comment, they've caught a thief and are ready to crucify him.

Say sorry to that homie if you haven't.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jagermeister(m): 10:33pm On Apr 04, 2023
waleco2008:
Please I buy scrap inverter battery 100arms,150arms,200arms, or 250arm or car battery .

I buy faulty laptop, tab, phone, pumpingmachine, any thing electronic, washing machine , games ps1, ps2, ps3, ps4 , ps5, x box 1, psp, ps vista, Mac book, I Mac , ac split or window , 1hp 2hp or industrial airconditional, generator from 0kv to 250kva small or big any side , type of
generator ,

I buy faulty cars, bus, truck, with bad gear or with bad engine and abandon cars accident cars, rust cars, flooded cars any faulty one

note I buy at scrap value with receipt and valid mean of identification ..
08022219777
In a nutshell, you're iron condemn... Operating in your capacity as a university degree holder!
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by Jagermeister(m): 10:25pm On Apr 04, 2023
RoadMozart:
I was a hit confident cos my rides still new.... Just clocked 2k mileage last week
Ehn? 2008 highlander 2k what?
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by Jagermeister(m): 7:57pm On Apr 04, 2023
kingreign:
You no tell them say engine still plenty for market?
Them never know.. and e be like say them keep spare life for one corner beside their spare tire for booth..
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Jagermeister(m):
RoadMozart:
Na because of Nurey, I join NL he and Gazzuzz... Them don experience many things
Dem don see things for this life.. nurey like Nissan that year ehn.. but I no know of now again..

Gazzuzz use WHOT pay school fees for Uniben that year.. na joke oo
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Jagermeister(m): 7:53pm On Apr 04, 2023
nurey:
My brother guy man don waka plenty plenty
Baba I sabi that one, no be lie

As I read the comment finish, I just say make I glance up see who write am, as I see 'nurey' I just laff and say to myself 'no be you again'
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Jagermeister(m): 10:31am On Apr 04, 2023
nurey:
2020 my work requires you learn to ride Okada I still be learner. My new Okada never ready nah so my colleague give me one aprokah bike to be managing, decending down a hill, the brake flat pata pata, it was all this red soil.and rain had drenched it and super slippery, the rear wheels slipped, bike faced a gully by the side, I dropped both legs, braced for impact grin, front went in first, rear followed while still on the bike, slammed my right leg in the gully, okada crushed my leg against the road sha, i left the okada in the gully, limped home and told my workers to go get the okada. I was wearing safety sha reason I didn't break my legs or head.

Nah next day I know say something happened, felt pain for 2 weeks. Now I be mini expert, if brake fail for bike nah to jump off with my 2 left legs raised like Lui Kang no time grin and I don't speed pass 100km now tongue on Okada
Nurey you always get one story or the other for every situation.. for some na speed boat, some na your first car, some na Nigeria used car 😂
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by Jagermeister(m): 9:55am On Apr 04, 2023
In all of these things, you didn't talk about the 'acura man' you left in church who arrived only two minutes after the pair of you and the lexus... Even with your speed and overtaking and hazard light and rolled up windows grin.. The Acura is faster than you both (he probably didn't know you guys were doing need for speed so he was probably even cruising and yet.. slow drivers, the pair of you hehe
RomanceRe: How I Handled A Man After My Wife by Jagermeister(m): 12:19pm On Apr 02, 2023
Bluezy13:
You did well.
But some things are not straight and I will not question the lacuna so as not to demoralize your already fulfilled and happy mood. Perhaps others will ask those questions.

Only with your permission Will I point them out. And I hope in the nearest future, the monkey's hand does not become a human hand inside the pot of soup because it was overlooked.
Weputa aka enwe na'ofe ka ohara'igho aka mmadu..
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by Jagermeister(op): 10:32pm On Mar 30, 2023
Princejebs:
I have car in mind and I'm considering Lexus es350 2013/14 as a first timer but I don't know why the car is not popular among Nigerians, is there something they know I don't know? Is the second value that bad, is it adaptable to nigeria road, what about dashboard burning and others. This are the questions that is piping our of my head and no one to discuss this with. Please guys, enlight me.

Cc: @Jagermeister
Fantastic choice Chief.. NOTHING wrong with the car..

Shares the same power train with the previous generation ES (the more popular ES350 we all know and love) which was bulletproof itself, with a few tweaks and improvements here and there, it essentially became a better car..

Generally, the ES350 got better with this generation you want to buy. No dashboard defects and great resale value.. Value for your money!

As it is your first car, you (thankfully) won't notice it's thirst for fuel, 24 mpg combined driving, better than the previous generation anyway so you're good, you'd have nothing to compare it with.

Lastly, I think it's scarce for two main reasons; it's expensive at the moment and people are generally shopping in the SUV segment! SUVs are the new rage, oh well for a few years now, they've been.. If you can look past these two indices, you're good to go. Godspeed.
AutosRe: Sharp , Clean And Zero Fault Honda Accord 08 For Just 2m by Jagermeister(m): 2:40pm On Mar 30, 2023
One particular car wey get up to 7 different threads
RomanceRe: My Breakfast Story. Beware Of This by Jagermeister(m): 7:59am On Mar 24, 2023
I loved this!

Made my day with the twist in the end..
AutosRe: Sold!!!!! Foreign Used 2008 Honda Accord EX-L, Blue Colour, 4.5m by Jagermeister(m): 1:55pm On Mar 23, 2023
Which one be the price? 3.9 or 4.5m

Make we know whether to approach cautiously or retreat with full force!
RomanceRe: Lady Quarrelling With Boyfriend Dies After Falling From Storey Building by Jagermeister(m): 8:14pm On Mar 20, 2023
robinso01:
Bomboclat 😂
😂😂😂
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by Jagermeister(op): 7:50am On Mar 20, 2023
nelcliff:
Honestly speaking I want to personally appreciate the creator of this thread concerning LEXUS MODELS.

Pls can one tell me more about ES 350 2010?

MY DREAM CHOICE SO FAR TO BE MATERIALIZE IN FEW MONTHS BY GODS GRACE.

My love for it is extremely amazing.
You want to personally appreciate the creator of this thread? That would be me!

Having said that; if the 2010 ES350 is your dream car, you'll be sleeping soundly because those are the best dreams! An even improved power train from the already solid 2008-2009 example..

You just can't kill these cars.. Just can't.. Godspeed!
RomanceRe: Lady Quarrelling With Boyfriend Dies After Falling From Storey Building by Jagermeister(m): 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2023
robinso01:
Just flow with the sarcasm 😂
Lemaoo.. I know tho..

I just wan smoke you small.. 😂

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