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Kollins11:
Is your wife single? Please give me her number let me help you talk to her.

Whether wife wey dem don already marry dey single inside marriage..

Bros you rugged oo

Lightened:
This is too bad to be true, highest level of misplaced priority.

Modified: To everyone quoting me, thinking they have one opinion or the other, may you not fall victims cos I am very sure those the death of the Usifo guy affects directly will know where the shoe is pinching them. Even in saner climes, if this kind of occasion is going to happen, I believe it will not be advertised in this manner such that it's now flying all over the internet, what message are they sending out to people? This act alone can give some ladies (the narrow minded ones) the efontery to do same or even more wicked crimes since they know at one point they will be celebrated in their confinements. What about the family, the wife and the children of the deceased, how will they feel when they see things like these? Y'all glorifying in wickedness, you should think deeply and answer those questions in your hearts.

Bruh you’ll go very far in life.. you’re an extremely wise person..

When I saw this news this afternoon, all of the questions I was asking in my head with a deep frown on my face were the exact questions you posed here, no more no less.. almost like I was reading my thoughts out…

What buffoonery… they’re all bumbling fools.. believe me, there are people shagging this girl there. She indeed is the queen in that prison, they just unconsciously played it out… what a mess!

saphiere:
You would have posted the pics without showing your face.
That's show-off. Air travel isn't luxury anymore.

I'm not working yet but I spend more than 50k on hair, data and makeup every month.

You're an unrepentant hypocrite ma'am!

Too much verbose fakery..

Thinkfree:

Naraguta

FGC Jos

athaboi:
Pav D

Madonna

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With all the bad news you report, all you can afford is a 120k Droid... Start with some good news and a good phone will find you lol

Danfo

captainking:

..my mouth will not be closed this year o.. I really need a small car like this.. Since my last car was in an accident with my cuz.. Been carless since. .i don't mind paying for it.. As long as its from you. My confidence for your matter is over the roof.

You don dey make mouth..

If you hear price after tune up', you go pay?

1F30M4:
I can only imagine how much pain you felt at the time, 15yrs ago or thereabout but it feels like not so long ago.. Thank God for your life, better days ahead.

I was a mess at the time and the memories are still fresh..

Many thanks and amen!

Compliments of the season!!

Mariangeles:
You’re such an entertaining writer.

Plenty thanks Maria! Thanks for even settling to read hehe, most won't.. you're an entertaining audience!

Compliments of the season!

This is what we call “unsecured loan” in economics!

samuel051:
shut up,won't u disown ur father if he even start pricing this waferstix for 300k..see no just let me naked swear for u o..
Wtf man..

You were doing alright until you mentioned his father... this is Africa, don’t do that!

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

You need deliverance. The kind of one that comes with better flogging. I strongly recommend one of these White Garment Churches. Make them beat shege comot your bald head. That sex demon must leave you.

Also, draw closer to God Almighty. Download Apostle Joshua Selman's sermon and immerse yourself in it.

May God Almighty help us all. Amen.

My friend keep your “apostles” away from this...

The same apostles that have used apostic vibes to smash them up, both married and unmarried?

You want make apostle teach this man more terrible ways?

Hence the Chinese saying; too much of good stuff is bad stuff!

The sanest advice here is to go back to the drawing board by staying away from sex and load up on vitamins...

But I know you won’t listen so, fvck yourself to a coma lol!

johnw47:



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With this level of wastefulness, I wonder how he bought a car to begin with!

ThatIgboBoy:

Show me a Toyota solar 2004 with four doors

Is that too hard for u?

U're the very ignorant fellow here!

Upload more of "shot on iPhone meme" and U'll be fine..

I gat you

People who live in Lagos are really rascals...

See how calm these people are in a bus that's looking like an abandoned pool... these people can take anything tufiakwa!

A man from Kano would have freaked out and thrown a fit!

kingreign:


Highly debatable.

As I see that comment, I swear I just know say you go counter and the next comment na your own..

Kingsuave:


Your reaction after using Tura for 2months without the desirable result.

Chai mad mad people everywhere... You no well Suave

felixzo1:
I dey use tura but still black like charcoal.

You just made my weekend with laughter..

Now you have enough credit to call Jesus..

Dry!!