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robinso01:
She die?

She survive, she dey recover quickly for inside mortuary.. yeye boy

'There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots' - John Ringo

NoNonsense419:
Lol

Lol again

hspda:
Did you really mean 1.4M?

Dude Nairaland algorithm has messed with your head... The comment above would give some reference but I know you won't still understand, you're new here

jesmond3945:
just like your mother.

E pain am!

doctore212:
I went to the beach last December with my babe.


I left her to Bleep One olosho in the car.

You'll be shocked that while you left on your sexual endeavor, one muscle bound guy wey she dey exchange glances with as you been dey around don collect her number. She sef get secret; dem don knack the following week... Nobody lose, 1:1.. All is fair in love and war 😂

FairlyUSEDpussy:
"Fool"is exactly who u r.......twas never a mistake I termed u that........or probably stupidity runs in DNA of your family.........

The experience was shared not ridicule anyone.......but to discourage ppl from making same mistake..............and that was what I opened the paragraph with........

Aarindin..........

Last response I'd dignify u l.........u wishy washy,poker faced sophomoric bimbo.......

He's a very silly animal, he's the type to abandon his loved ones.. Pay him no mind

jesmond3945:
this sense of entitlement bro. If you guys helped in order to reap from him and not to establish him then it was a wrong mindset abnitio. He has a family and they are very important to him. When you marry starve your family and send all the moneey back home. Then dont blame anybody when your kids who are supposed to be in oxford by the age of 18 are still in ogbomosho.

You're a very slow person

martyns303:
I don’t like how you write, but I am going to reply nonetheless. I know your type, the black tax. As soon as a relative travels abroad, or is doing well, you guys will start sucking the person dry, swear that the guy never reached out or assisted you and mom in anyway, shape or form. That he never sent any money home. Have you bothered how he’s faring in Dubai? I stayed briefly in Dubai for a short course, do you know how tough it is to get a job as a Nigerian in Dubai?

Just because he’s not pouring every dime he made on you, that has made him a simp. About him bringing his wife to Dubai, bros! You do realize your brother have his own life to live right? So he shouldn’t bring his WIFE, he should have looked for another wife in Dubai or what? All that story of the wife not checking on you guys is just an attempt at giving a dog a bad name to hang it.

So he sent his wife to Germany, with the hope of joining her. My good friend sent his wife to the U.K. while he’s in Nigeria, she went and studied nursing, and now he’s gone to join her. Your brother had a good plan, unfortunately he got a bad wife, how does that make him a simp, is he the first man to send or bring a wife abroad and the woman starts misbehaving?

As someone who’s the breadwinner, I can totally understand your brother, at some point he has to look out for himself because if doesn’t, you guys will kill him with black tax and your sense of over entitlement.

Do you have sense at all? See how childishly sentimental you reason..

Did you even read? Folks like yourself are the reason(s) for our backwardness! Finding a balance is everything. Does OP' brother seem to you like he's applied any form of balance?

Person like you go abandon him family, go build house for him mother-in-law, I believe you're doing this currently.. juju go quick catch you from the look of things !

You talked about his brother being a man, a 'man' will know better than to abandon his first family or better still, raise the travel funds by himself, so that he can justifiably be an idiot when he arrives travel point (even though you MUST take care of your loved ones, be that as it may)

Your first family is everything and by that, I mean mama and papa wen born you along with your sibling(s)! Who the heck are you without them you ungrateful thwart! You don nearly spoil my day with your reasoning, I don't like what I hate oo 😌😌

kevyngbash:
So na this kind comment you wake up to make?
something pursue u for dream? My hand no dey oo.

Somnambulistic things. Crash back my guy

No mind me jare.. na impulse

Na dracula drive this motor for the abroad?

Abi which kind sandpaper thumbs the person get!!

I'm so sad that I didn't find this thread three days ahead when this movie must have gone far.. enjoyed it thus far..

Now I fit no remember to come back come enjoy the show.. abeg make person draw my attention and remind me later..

Yourbest:
For C300? Because engine is faulty. Find a working registered one and cough out 8.5m

Funny... Price is an ultra good deal.

4.6m for the car plus 2.6m or thereabouts for the engine (that's assuming you can find a good one, which you won’t), you can't afford one from Mercedes Germany.

Labour cost, stress, trial and error, headache, possible abandonment at a workshop with constant fights and threat calls to the technician(s) plus providing much more funds to repair other things that has certainly gone wrong with the car (while it sat) being a car that's being abused as it looks?

E never pass that 8.5 wey you call so?

Take the 2m, count your losses and treat a relatively unreliable car like this better next time!

pocohantas:
Same people that buy openbox phones from the abroad? I get you sha, but as far as it is not Hisense, there shouldn’t be much issues.

You have a point.. but this case is a tad different..

But wait.. did your brand new Hisense smart TV go bad after 2 weeks?

oluwafreshkid:
I don't think it's wrong what he wrote.

Potential buyer will ask for reason for sale
What should he say?
It simply didn't meet my specifications. That's all.

It'll be hard for you to understand the mindset of buyers of '2nd hand products'

But I understand you

lordmayor4:
Everyone has their own preferences

It didn't meet mine...

Be that as it may my brother...

Just for the success of that sale... You might want to modify the post to something generic..

lordmayor4:
Still Available

You destroyed your ad yourself

You opened box and didn't like it on sight and you expect someone else to be interested

erico2k2:
No abeg ohhh.we are on the matter truck is at police station.them dey raise money.

Na so e be brother.. good luck

Dtruthspeaker:
One of my plans na to jejely go one side, dey laugh myself as dem dey dust me

You’re full of practical wisdom my brother 🤭

erico2k2:
real harsh luck bross.jst going to a roundabout nah container truck brush me like this
truck and container are at police station

No hear abeg... Those containers show no mercy on the highway.. have them repair that car! I followed this car since 2016 and was secretly wishing you'll listen to Siena's advices.. only for car to be doing fine and then getting assaulted by demon truck..

Dtruthspeaker:
You no.see say e yansh dey high?

You no talk lie brother... E yansh high...

Also the high-ass rhyme with hiace as per pronunciation... I bet you knew that...

Nairalanders go just dey crack person up anyhow 😆

Dtruthspeaker:
You sef dey dem!

Make dose buses.
Make dose buses ... take time o. If dis Easter set, I go plan dem well well!

No too plan them make you no follow water go bros.. leave them, wetin toyota put inside that bus fit no dey your car

Chasito:
Drove my dad's Honda accord 2008 model from Awka to Asaba, na so this 2011 sienna over take me, i tried to meet up but the car fast die.

Lol Sienna that Duplex on wheel..

Na you dey fear... But it's okay, keep it up.. overspeeding kills..

Dtruthspeaker:
I don't hear them changing the gear to over overtake

Between God is Good Hijet and this High Ass, I know that High Ass wiill take it but I like to see that run. I have never seen the 2 of them at the same place

Werey say na high ass 😆

RoadMozart:
You sabi that 2020 hiace bus wey GUO dey use? Na so I pursue one with my 2011 hiace bus oooo. I no go forget. Two other guys sef join me pursue am, one lexus rx300 and matrix... The matrix stopped at that toll gate before ijebu ode, lexus guy rested when he couldn't meet up. Me I just enter that filling station at that customs checking point my own. I remember following the bus from afar from Ore at 160kmph then after Ogbere in Ogun state, I maintained 100-120 cos of the road, my motor self feel am.


Those 2022 hiace are too fast

You see those particular buses ehn.. you see those buses in particular! I no go talk pass like this..

That Benin/ore-shagamu expressway before the bad patch... Only God go protect me from speeding and overtaking for that road.. many people experience here na as I pass them... Only that new hiace dey stand up to the challenge

My brother, no let this car make you follow water go oo..

Siena no dey around again to consult 🤗

erico2k2:
Dem don jam our Car Ohhhh

This one pain me reach bone

Hard luck brother.. everything Nigeria touches go sour! Haba

Numerouno94:
I swear. He lacks zero sympathy. Him own vawulence na pro max. He go dey drag them like tiger generator. Kikikiki🤣🤣

How can a person 'lack zero' sympathy?

He lacks sympathy or he has zero sympathy..

[quote author= post=120985414]Following The Thread[/quote]Guy don't follow this thread... Young man wants to buy momma a car.. you wan report accident with the car?

Get out abeg!

IamgratefulLord:
I love your write up. Lovely. I want to come to the UK. Please how can you help me? I am a graduate. Even if its a care giver job.

Even if? Fam that's all you'll get!

Antoeni:
The will just kill him the way they Killed Lucky Dube

Prophecy

Lawly:
Develop it and rent it at a very expensive rent to banks, financial institutions, corporate organizations etc where they will be paying rents to the government coffers in tens of millions every year. That's what abia government does with abia house

That’s not what he asked you..

He already knows this part you explained.. he wants to know how it would benefit the common man in the state.. Obviously, all the revenue would go into the government account which is under the governor’s control and by no means public funds..