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Health / Re: Antarctica, The Only Continent Without Coronavirus (Photos) by Jakalanda: 7:30am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


Tourists?

What's there to see 'cept snow?
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Politics / Re: Tension; Moment Man Tries To Attack Buhari In Kebbi by Jakalanda: 7:21am On Mar 13, 2020
Sometimes I wished that this criminal terrorist vagabond gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado mumuharii can travel to Italy angry
i hate this man with passion

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Politics / Re: Tension; Moment Man Tries To Attack Buhari In Kebbi by Jakalanda: 7:19am On Mar 13, 2020
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Simplyleo:
Really? cheesy

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Simplyleo my fixed pet cheesy

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Politics / Re: Igbo Senators, Reps Allege Marginalisation In Buhari’s $22.7bn Loan by Jakalanda: 6:51am On Mar 13, 2020
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Simplyleo:
Is there anything those ones don't scream marginalisation? That is why no government (even gej's) gives a damn about their useless inconsequential noise. cool

Whenever they say "marginalisation", just replace the word with, "we are not getting more than our fair share". Because that is what they think the word is about. Very funny pipu.
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shatap

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Politics / Re: Why Dethroning Of Sanusi Shouldn't Be Compared With The Deposition Of Oba Benin by Jakalanda: 4:42am On Mar 13, 2020
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NGpatriot:
Why are people so ignorant especially supposedly educated people and grown men?

They didn't teach these ignorant people social studies and civic education in elementary school?

When the governors hand over staff of office, what's the reason why? It's your boss confirming your appointment as a public office holder.

Kings, Oba, Emir or whatever traditional title you answer to is a public office and your OGA is the state governor regardless of the pointless and irrelevant historical references you are confusing yourself with.

The governor pays their salary like the rest of the public office holders under the governor and the governor can sack them and take away their staff of office anytime, any day as the Nigerian and state constitution dictates.

Oba of Benin a common public office holder working a the mercy and pleasure of the state governor and if he steps over his defined scope of responsibilities, undermine the state's authority or display any sign of insubordination, the governor won't hesitate to sack him because he's not above the governor and state laws.




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this one is working round clock for stipend cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In U K Protest...demand Charges Against Sowore Dropped Call Referendum by Jakalanda: 4:18am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
Well as long as they aren't dancing to the tune of a certain hunchback, I'm with them 100%
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Politics / Re: Please All Igbos Should Pray For Asagba Of Asaba. by Jakalanda: 4:18am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


They are quite the agent provocateur.

Jumping from one thread to another shouting Yoloba Moslem.

You'd think their lives depended on who shouted the loudest. cheesy

There's a thread on politics section where Fulani herdsmen are busy decimating their kindred.

You won't see them there.

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Politics / Re: Please All Igbos Should Pray For Asagba Of Asaba. by Jakalanda: 4:17am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
They are all busy on Amotekun thread on NL masturbating furiously.
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Family / Re: Please Help... Mother-in-law Passing The Night In Our Home Daily by Jakalanda: 4:15am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
Maybe she is teaching your wife how to cook better.

Maybe you should better relocate to another state cos if not handled well will cause rancour between you and your wife.
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Family / Re: Today’s Is My Grandma’s 100th Birthday. She Requested This.. by Jakalanda: 4:15am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
I can't believe that people are actually wishing her happy birthday.

You do know that the op is a troll, right?
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Health / Re: Antarctica, The Only Continent Without Coronavirus (Photos) by Jakalanda: 4:15am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
Nobody really goes there.

Only researchers.
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Politics / Re: Nigerians In U K Protest...demand Charges Against Sowore Dropped Call Referendum by Jakalanda: 4:09am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


Just did that.

All the best.
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Politics / Re: Only Naive Citizens Will Believe 2023 Igbo Presidency-abaribe by Jakalanda: 4:09am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:
Well, you scattered it for them.

grin
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Politics / Re: Alleged Attack On President Buhari In Kebbi: Contortionists At Work Again by Jakalanda: 4:09am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:
See how the truth is paining Ipob.
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Sports / Re: Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has tested positive for coronavirus. by Jakalanda: 4:06am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:
Get well soon Arteta.
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Sports / Re: Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has tested positive for coronavirus. by Jakalanda: 4:06am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:


Kwashiorkor.
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Sports / Re: Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has tested positive for coronavirus. by Jakalanda: 4:06am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:


grin
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Politics / Re: Anti-Amotekun Protest Rocks Lagos by Jakalanda: 3:56am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


Meanwhile, your sisters and mothers are being killed mercilessly in Ebonyi state, but you are busy here concerned with what is going on in Yorubaland.

You guys are funny sha.
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Politics / Re: Scores Of People Were Massacred In Ebonyi & We Are Discussing Emir Dethronement? by Jakalanda: 3:56am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


That one is not a girl. Rather, a guy masquerading as a female.

Dude is probably gender confused.
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Politics / Re: Scores Of People Were Massacred In Ebonyi & We Are Discussing Emir Dethronement? by Jakalanda: 3:56am On Mar 13, 2020
FrLukas:
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Politics / Re: Why I Jumped Over A Fence To Meet Osinbajo, By Fct Ss1 Student by Jakalanda: 3:54am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
Jumped over the fence. What now happened? How did she get invited for Church service?

Disjointed story.
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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Igbere TV Boss, Anyalekwa Abducted In Abuja by Jakalanda: 3:54am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
That's terrible.

I hope he returns safely to his family.

I just hope it isn't that he went into hiding because of his court case.
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Education / Re: ASUU may Own The Record for most Union Strikes Globally! (Includes stats) by Jakalanda: 3:54am On Mar 13, 2020
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voltron14:
Not possible.

The French Aviation union takes the biscuit.
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Health / Re: Nearly 70,000 People Have Recovered From Coronavirus by Jakalanda: 3:49am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
This is the good news we need to spread and give ourselves hope.

Thank you for telling us this.

We focus far too much on the number of infected and the number of deaths.

Bad news sells faster than good news.

This is front page worthy.
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Politics / Re: See All The Politicians That Fought GEJ Who Have Been Served A Dose Of Their Med by Jakalanda: 3:49am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
You can see the mentality of the average Nigerian youth is just a little above that of a chimp.

You can imagine!

GEJ that should be serving a 500-year jail term is being praised by the same hapless, jobless, directionless youths whose future he and his band of 40 thieves pocketed within 6 years.

Some people need to be flogged.
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Politics / Re: The Best Thing Is To Sell Nigeria To USA by Jakalanda: 3:49am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:
Assuming anyone wants to buy an expired product in the first place.

Anyway, you can sell your own region.

My region is not for sale.

We only need to clear out the heavy and unnecessary baggages and begin the process of rebuilding.
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Politics / Re: Osita Chidoka Reveals Sanusi's Location And Discussion With The ex CBN Governor by Jakalanda: 3:42am On Mar 13, 2020
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NGpatriot:


Stop lying, you are deceiving yourself.

Argue with your fellow ipobss, there are everywhere in this thread, all over NL and the internet.

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Politics / Re: Scores Of People Were Massacred In Ebonyi & We Are Discussing Emir Dethronement? by Jakalanda: 3:40am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:


Says Nairaland's resident chief tribalist.

Will you clear out of my mentions.
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Politics / Re: Anti-Amotekun Protest Rocks Lagos by Jakalanda: 3:39am On Mar 13, 2020
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FrLukas:

Mo ro wipe on sinwin.

I'm quite certain you weren't even conceived during the period of MKO Abiola.

You have access to cheap phone and borrowed/free data from MTN and you're good to go, spewing rubbish because opinion is cheap.

Ori e gbale.

E-diot says I'm ashamed that my people are human and have flaws.

Pele o, you that you are from a race of angels.

I guess it is aliens manufacturing and selling babies, hard drugs, fake drugs and substandard products in your region abi?

Afofun.

Your region is so much of a paradise y'all decided to abandon it.

Abeg get lost.

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