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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Catholics Worship Mary? by jakesund(m): 10:33am On Aug 09, 2011
Take it easy,
From what i've read, you've definitely been violated by a priest,,, wink
Guess you went for confession and while you were locked in with the priest he took off his 'SKIRT' and showed you who the real catholics are grin
Back then while i was still a catholic slowpoke the FATHER assigned to that parish was awesome cuz he prefered burning MARIJUANA to incense, it made us all high to know the virgins better kiss
PoliticsRe: Armed Robbers Raid Bank With Grenades In Osun by jakesund(m):
With the way our policemen roam the streets with machine guns and bulletproof vests, one would think they have the ability to face OSAMA, our policemen are only useful in terms of collecting money at road blocks and oppressing innocent civilians, angry angry
PoliticsRe: Civil Defence Corps Can Now Carry Weapons - FG by jakesund(m): 11:54am On Aug 04, 2011
Our useless FG would soon approve ARMOURED TANKS for youth CORPERS, why is it that since that idiotic GEJ entered the corridors of power it has been chaos all through?, all the fool has done is approve anything tabled before him so far it does'nt affect his family, he has brought nothing but bad luck to nigeria, angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Help Me! My Fiance Get Raped And Result To Pregnancy by jakesund(m): 2:57am On Jul 08, 2011
speechless lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: If A Lady Says I Already Have A Boyfriend,is It Always True? by jakesund(m): 2:50am On Jul 08, 2011
tell am say you wan enter sub cheesy
RomanceRe: Whats D Best First Word To Be Used In Approaching And Gettin Attention Of A Lady by jakesund(m): 2:47am On Jul 08, 2011
your mama sells GARRI righthuh undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Can I Still Trust Her ? by jakesund(m): 1:37am On Jul 03, 2011
190:
[color=RED]HUH? DO NIGERIANS STILL THIEF GIRLFRIENDS undecided[/color]
your comment shows how wise you are grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Brother Has Impregnated A Girl @ 17 by jakesund(m): 1:33am On Jul 03, 2011
afam4eva:
This your English na die.


undecided undecided undecided the poor boy needs help and you're checking his grammar?! undecided undecided you must be very wise.
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Cousin by jakesund(m): 1:24am On Jul 03, 2011
na wa oh.i meant R.E,T.AR.DED , this sensor sh.it sucksss undecided undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Cousin by jakesund(m): 1:19am On Jul 03, 2011
@OP,,,i'm sure your parents are cousins. thats why you're RETARDED shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Men - Table This Question To Yourselves by jakesund(m): 1:16am On Jul 03, 2011
nice scenario. grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Possible? (I'm 16, She's 16, We're JAMBites. Will We Make It?) by jakesund(m): 12:59am On Jul 03, 2011
you'll know how possible it is when she enters uni before you,  grin  grin  lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Guys Make U Piple Help Me Udu Cut Off Mark Pls by jakesund(m): 12:49am On Jul 03, 2011
piroo 1:
guys pls i never hear any tin about uversity of usman sokoto i beg if anybody don hear even there cut off make i da beg make una tell me ay posting comet here. Thanks
@OP, the cut-off mark for grammatical error is 120. grin grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Only D Best 4 Your S60v3 - Part II by jakesund(m): 6:24pm On Jun 26, 2011
:d
RomanceRe: Does Pure Friendship Exist Between A Man And A Woman? by jakesund(m): 3:19pm On Jun 13, 2011
its not possible, cuz something is bound to come up sooner or later, besides opposite sex in friendship always tend to get madly jealous when the guy/girl sees the other with another person, undecided
PoliticsRe: N20,000 Fine For Dropping N5 Water Sachet In Osun by jakesund(m): 4:49am On Jun 08, 2011
violent:
So what happens if they can't afford to pay the fine?
they'll become organ donors, wink cheesy .
PoliticsRe: N20,000 Fine For Dropping N5 Water Sachet In Osun by jakesund(m): 4:48am On Jun 08, 2011
violent:
So what happens if they can't afford to pay the fine?
they'll become organ donors, wink cheesy
PhonesRe: Can Anyone Tell Me The Best Phone For Internet Browsing?. by jakesund(m): 12:42pm On Jun 04, 2011
@donlittle, must yu advertise yur 2.0inch d1ck?, undecided

you've got a poor sense of humor, tongue

cant blame you though, your name speaks for itself,
DON-LITTLE-BRAIN cheesy
PoliticsRe: Efcc Storms Bankole's Residence by jakesund(m): 11:50am On Jun 04, 2011
Ibime:
Only in the jungle called Nigeria will the Chief of Police be begging a suspected criminal to turn himself in.
IG: bankole pls turn yourself in, i'm on my knees beggin

BANKOLE;:cool down chief i have to purchase my escape ticket to london

IG::alright but it'll cost ya

BANKOLE:: ok, i'll wire the cash to your bahamas account,

IG::alright have a nice trip ex-speaker

BANKOLE:: thats my boy

POLICEMEN OUTSIDE:: IG is bankole in there?

IG:: shut the hell up and return to you road-blocks, we're running low on#20
RomanceRe: How Can I Keep My Girlfriend Forever? by jakesund(m): 2:43pm On Jun 01, 2011
grin
the only logical way is to use MAGUN!!!.as 190 suggested,

once she sees that any guy who tries to bleep her ends up dead,she'll take the hard choice of sticking to the guy with the anti-MAGUN, CHEERS!.

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