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Crime › Re: Bello Turji Appears With Top Commanders In New Video by Jakumo(m): 4:06pm On Jun 21
It is fascinating to read the words of a mass murdering psychopath, complaining about theft and violence. Very amusing indeed.

Anyway, the air force will hopefully send him to collect his allocation in his imaginary paradise, just as was done to all his predecessors in terror.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 2:58pm On Jun 21
maasoap:
Please, stop bring religion into the issue where it doesn't matter. The kidnapping of a thing is about monetary rewards and economic benefits, not for religion purpose. You may want to argue that most or all of them are Muslims but they are doing the crimes not because they are Muslims but because they want monetary rewards. The igbo kidnappers that invaded Lagos state last month, were they Muslims?
My closest loved ones are Christians, so I have nothing against Christianity. What I find depressing and baffling is the way Nigerians take chances with their lives by travelling along dangerous highways, simply because they prayed before departure, while forgetting that prayer without the exercise of basic common sense is both foolhardy and inherently futile.

Nigeria is gradually sliding into a state of undeclared war, yet devoutly religious Nigerians cannot bring themselves to accept that road travel, which USED to be comparatively safe, is now downright suicidal in many parts of the country, and not just in the north. The only growth industry in Nigeria right now is kidnapping for ransom, and the most notable hunting ground for kidnappers is the nation's highway network.

Any person who is deluded enough to imagine that they can wish away or pray away the omnipresent danger that is faced by all who travel by road in Nigeria in 2026, is needlessly assuming a grave mortal risk that would be entirely avoidable if only common sense were allowed to prevail over blind prayer and wishful thinking.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 5:59pm On Jun 20
CandidSeeker:
We pray for her safe return, but attendance of such is available at a time like this.

That's why we have tools like zoom & other group call.

Would she have attended during lockdown?

Some Christians always believe that what affects others is not their own portion... until they have certain experience.
I agree with you about that idiotic phrase "It is not my portion".

I have never heard that declaration anywhere in this world besides Nigeria, and whenever I hear it, I marvel at the sheer arrogance and sense of birdbrained entitlement that a person must harbor in their tiny little brain, to assume they can make terrible decisions in total disregard for their own personal safety, yet eliminate all the risk factors they brought upon themselves simply by declaring that "it is not my portion".
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 1:16pm On Jun 20
FIRDAUS3:
Hello Jakumo,
Sequel to your update regarding the abducted Student. If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Every indication pointing out to your pay master America & co as the Founder and Sponsors of Terrorism globally.
You just have to reason yourself in a simple term, tagging Islam ☪️️for the perpetrators of a terrosit acts is tantamount to chasing a black shadow in the middle of the night.
Hilary Clinton as given her own account. America are the founder of Terrorist.
America - A Christian Nation
What else again?
Your opinion is noted for all it is worth. How I wish America could be my "paymaster".
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 12:47pm On Jun 20
Bochim:
Are you implying that no one should use the roads again? The road should be deserted so no one would be kidnapped. Haven't you heard of kidnappers breaking into people's houses to kidnap them. Maybe, you think you are safe because you don't ply the road. You should rather drag the government to do the needful
Road use in Nigeria should be kept to a bare minimum, by avoiding NON-ESSENTIAL road travel, of which this church gathering is a sad example.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m):
JuanDeDios:
Wow! That's quite an experience.

There's still a bit of sanity in the hood my farm is located - but things are still only getting worse for now. No one knows when they'll start to get better yet. No personal encounters so far and gun licence application still processing forever.
If you ever encounter Fulani men in your farm, it is important you give them the impression that you are not alone, and that your squad is positioned BEHIND them.

Do this by pointing behind them, and uttering these words in Hausa : "Megida ina zua" ( The boss is approaching behind you)

Alternatively, you can use the Fulani language to say the same thing : "Ogaajo nowarra bada" ( The boss is approaching behind you.)

The confusion you will introduce into their little brains will buy you precious seconds to back off and leave while smiling and waving goodbye.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 12:11pm On Jun 20
chicfarmer:
First, attending a conference does not make you a fanatic.
Second, the conference would have to be organized by national officers.
Third, life does not start and end with wetin belle go chop. sad
It maters not whether the meeting was organized by Double Chief Alhaji Barrister Donald Trump. It was a suicide mission from the start.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 12:09pm On Jun 20
JuanDeDios:
Right. But "essential" is subjective. Me, I only drive out of the city these days if it's farm I'm going to - once or twice a month. For me, that's essential. For some, it's church.

May God save us from those who believe him. And those who abduct for money.
I stopped visiting my farmland in Nigeria after TWICE having Fulani men run up to me with sharp cutlasses at the ready, for the purpose of interrogating me on my own land, or possibly worse.

I never ventured to the farm without arming myself, and I can only presume I am alive today because of the loaded shotgun I held both times, AND because of my polite demeanor, despite the silent rage burning inside of me during those two extremely tense encounters.

Twice, I was on the brink of committing murder through no fault of my own, and with that, I stopped going to the farm forever.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 12:00pm On Jun 20
tnerro1:
I just read a story from Abia State were youths of a community stormed a forest all by themselves to rescue two kidnapped people from their village. They allegedly were kidnapped by some Fulanis on their way back from the farm. This is state police in action, don’t know why the senate is still delaying their own part in implementing state police.

If those youths had been armed and part of a police force, those kidnappers would never have been able to repeat such acts again as they would have been arrested or killed in that forest.
Holy chit. Now that is scary to contemplate. From rescuer to torture victim in an instant.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:59am On Jun 20
Dancebreaker:
People are already prisoners in their homes.
Soon they will blame people for going to the market instead of using delivery service.
People should do online lesson at home.

Why go to church, mosque or anywhere instead of worshipping at home?

They will find a way to blame the victims.

So, if no more travelling, why build the coastal highway?

People who doublespeak should never be trusted.
Frankly, no place is safe in Nigeria, BUT the highways are by far the most dangerous places of all that are best avoided by anyone who values their life.

Each time one travels a highway in Nigeria, a dice is thrown, and a gamble is taken. The more times that dice is thrown, the higher the probability that the traveler will encounter an ugly fate. The FEWER times a person uses Nigerian highways, the LOWER the risk that they will run into an ambush and wind up tortured to death or beheaded by terrorist gangs.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:55am On Jun 20
chicfarmer:
If you be trader and you have to travel to Lagos or Onitsha or Aba to buy goods, shebi you go siddon for house make Dem for no kidnap you? undecided
Traders know the risk of such journeys, but since they support their families by taking those calculated risks, they have no choice but to travel.

Religious fanatics, on the other hand, will not lose income or employment opportunities by avoiding risk. Despite this reality, they court disaster.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:45am On Jun 20
ekitimanalways:
Religions discourage critical thinking.
This is the truth that 99.99% of Nigerians ignore to their profound detriment.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:32am On Jun 20
EdiskyHarry:
Only a f@@lish person will travel all the way from ibadan to imo state for church program currently in Nigeria. I'm not trying to blame the victim (s) but let over religious people start using their brains, calculate the risk and dangers involved in everything.
Common sense is not common. The kidnap victims assigned their personal safety to Papa God, while allowing their brains to go on holiday. That dereliction of common sense was then duly noted by Papa God as a sign of utter, irredeemable idiocy, so Papa God refused to pick their frantic distress calls when the worst befell them.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:26am On Jun 20
Ferebiekunake:
So in your unparalleled wisdom, they were kidnapped because they attended a Christian conference? May God have mercy on you.
They were kidnapped because they assigned their personal safety to Papa God, who has no time for those who are not willing to use their brains by taking their own common sense precautions to minimize risk.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:25am On Jun 20
Nyne:
Just listen to the nonsense that You are spewing from Your mouth/hand/mind.

Na until una no fit commit for una house?

Asking People to not go out on a long journey. Is it making any sense to You?

And People like You are always the first to post comments on comments. If I was a moderator, I would block You and Your kinds from my Website.
Listen, if the kidnapped people had been on a journey for urgent medical treatment at a hospital when this tragedy befell them, no sensible person would suggest that they were careless with their safety.

Sadly, these people were NOT on a journey for which an unavoidable reason could be ascribed. They were on a frivolous journey to go and meet other church members that they would easily have communicated with by video call.

Over the years I have marveled at the sheer recklessness of Nigerians who eventually fell into the hands of kidnappers. Here are just some of the frivolous and non-essential journeys that led Nigerians into kidnappers dens of recent.

1. Traveling by road for a marriage introduction fiesta.
2. Journeying by road to attend a funeral.
3. Taking long road trips to attend parties for birthdays, marriages, graduations, and 50th anniversary commemorative services for ancestors.

The list goes on and it is depressing to note how few people ever learn from the fate of others that make headlines all the time in Nigeria,

Nigeria is currently in a state of undeclared WAR, yet so few outwardly sane people are willing to accept this simple fact.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m):
chicfarmer:
Your unessential travel is another person's essential travel. Be kind and pray for their rescue. It's the government that has failed its citizens.

If you had taken a few minutes to read the text, you'd have seen that the subject is a national officer of the union. so it's very likely that her attendance was unavoidable.
It doesn't matter whether the kidnapped church members are national officers or international grand exalted cyclops of the known universe.

They displayed appallingly bad judgement and abandoned common sense entirely by embarking on a long road trip in a country that is in the throes of an undeclared WAR. The totally predictable outcome arising from that reckless disregard of common sense is what we are now reading about online, with the worst possibly yet to come.

I am praying for their release but experience has taught me that Papa God NEVER responds to my prayers UNLESS I think for myself and take common sense precautions FIRST.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m): 11:09am On Jun 20
Image123:
Don't be ridiculous. Crime has nothing to do with going to place of worship. Unfortunately, people have been kidnapped going to school, work, market and even in their houses.
If those pilgrims had contacted their church by video call, they would not be facing possible torture and death in a demonic forest right now. One can only hope the horrific fate likely to be meted out to these Jesus freaks will serve as a lesson to others.
Crime › Re: EFCC To Probe VeryDarkMan, Deji Adeyanju Over Alleged Terrorism Financing by Jakumo(m): 9:53am On Jun 20
Mr. Very Dark Man made the cardinal mistake of leading street protests calling for the removal of a head of state.

Regardless of his reasons for leading such street protests, there is now a strong chance that Mr. VDM will soon develop a greater understanding of what can happen to those who openly confront the head of state in ANY country.
Crime › Re: UI Law Student, 7 Others Kidnapped While Returning From SU Conference by Jakumo(m):
Nigerian religious fanatics NEVER learn that Papa God ONLY protects those who use common sense by avoiding non-essential road travel in ALL parts of Nigeria, among other common sense precautions.

In this age of FREE video conferencing, there is NO logical reason why any person should embark on a long road journey in Nigeria, for ANY type of gathering, be that religious, social or political.

Now the kidnapped Scripture Union road travelers will be shouting for Jesus to save them, while in the hands of bloodthirsty Islamist terror gang members who reserve their most excruciating torture for people who call out Jesus name in their times of trauma.

Anyone with an iota of common sense, and of self-preservation, would have understood years ago that Nigeria is NOT a country where non-essential road travel is a good idea.
Crime › Re: Local Hunters Rescue Kidnap Victim In Ondo, Neutralise Three Suspected Kidnapper by Jakumo(m): 4:47pm On Jun 19
That man was close to death then the hunters saved him. He clearly could not stand up on his own, and was probably dehydrated in addition to his being tied up in a way that could later lead to amputation of his hands.

That was an utterly brutal way to tie up any living thing.
Crime › Re: Terrorism: Court Sentences Dss-arrested Mother, Sister Of Eliminated Terrorist K by Jakumo(m): 4:25pm On Jun 19
Those are some truly demonic looking women.

Hopefully they will die behind bars in the bowels of a jail cell where the sun never shines.

These kinds of sub-humans deserve the death penalty, but life in jail is better than then being offered any chance to "repent" so a to go scot free.
Politics › Re: IPOB Suspends Nnamdi Kanu by Jakumo(m): 1:41pm On Jun 19
Show me di law.

I say show me di law.

Where is di law?
Politics › Re: Bandits Are Human Beings Like Us, Let’s Face Them Squarely - Brig-Gen. Maharazu by Jakumo(m):
oz4real83:
The govt is yet to prosecute terror sponsors\sympathisers or advocates like Gumi. A govt that could used technology to listen to the phone conversation between Bishop Oyedepo and Peter Obi during last election , can't use the same technology to listen to phone conversations between terrorists and their sponsors💔. A govt that forgives and financially empowers terrorists who at the point of either death or being captured "surrenders" and the govt calls them "repentant terrorists". The govt is simply not ready to fight terrorism💔😡
Words of wisdom are here for all who wish to listen.
Business › Re: Femi Otedola And A Curvy Mystery Lady In Monaco (video) by Jakumo(m): 11:59am On Jun 18
The man likes BIG women haha

To each his own.
Crime › Re: ‎Kaduna Youths Chase Out Armed Bandits, Terrorists Forced To Retreat (VIDEO) ‎ by Jakumo(m): 7:15am On Jun 18
TossTos:
They mustn't try this with the ones with Ak(s).. they may not remain to tell the story .. we all know that , only the kalachin dey give the Bandit liver .. anyways, they've done well with the resistance but should be wary of their coming back ..
Your words ring true. A single child with an AK rifle can liquidate dozens of people holding cutlasses and sticks.

In large numbers, men wielding cutlasses can overwhelm a handful of attackers with assault rifles carrying limited ammunition supplies, but once the number of gunmen goes up, and once adequate ammunition is brought into the equation, the automatic rifle will always prevail over traditional weapons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRAsTmadpM

Start watching this video from the 1 minute, 38-second mark.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 6, Recover Firearms, Stolen 5 Generators, 9 Phones In Ogun Raids by Jakumo(m): 11:01am On Jun 17
zelnababa:
ABEG UNA SEE THE NAME ON THE GUN?
Chief Egwu nogo dey happy to see say him gun don turn to exhibit for inside police station.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 6, Recover Firearms, Stolen 5 Generators, 9 Phones In Ogun Raids by Jakumo(m): 10:04am On Jun 17
ObaOfYorubaLand:
Why is the Nigerian police disgracing themselves?

Fulani terrorists are with ak47, gpmg assault rifles, rocket launchers and other sophisticated weapons kidnaping, raping, killing and burning houses and all the police catches are domesticated petty thieves, who steal matches and Maggi.

Shameless police.
All guns taken out of criminal gangs are indicators of effective police work.

That pump-shotgun in the photograph will rip a kilogram of flesh and bone out of a human body when used at close range. It is a terrible weapon that is actually quicker and deadlier than the legendary AK47 when the range is less than 40 meters, such as would be the case within buildings, or in thick jungle.

The pump action does NOT require marksmanship to be deadly. Just point it in the general direction of the threat, and proceed to blast away until you see meat plastering the walls.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 6, Recover Firearms, Stolen 5 Generators, 9 Phones In Ogun Raids by Jakumo(m): 9:57am On Jun 17
No be Chief Egwu him pump action be dat?

How manage dat gun take wakka from Chief house to Ogun State?

Ngwa Chief, make you put mout for this matter.

How manage dem take collet ya pump action, come carry am go Ogun State?

See how as dem take mistreat ya gun sef. Dem no oil am. Dem no service am. Just carry am dey take do teef business.

Which kind nonsense be dat?
Crime › Re: Soldiers Searching For Kidnapped Oyo Students And Teachers (video) by Jakumo(m): 9:18pm On Jun 16
Kaczynski:
Chink drones. The turd cannot even map a particular geolocation and group individuals under different species.
Most drones used in Africa are indeed Chinese-made DJI drones. but they are highly capable both for surveillance and even for dropping rifle grenades with pinpoint accuracy. DJI drones account for an easy 90% of all surveillance drones currently deployed in the Ukraine war.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorists Would Take Over Nigeria, If by Jakumo(m): 9:13pm On Jun 16
Kaczynski:
This post is evidence you lacked critical thinking. Theres literally no difference between peter obi and tinubu. It's only low iq peeps that says that.
Neither of the aforementioned politicians have done anything remotely statesmanlike. I've never voted for anyone in my life, so making this observation comes easy.
Crime › Re: Army Exhumes Body Of Ibrahim Battijo In Kogi Forest by Jakumo(m): 8:33pm On Jun 16
SecuritybriefNg:
I wonder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHgzK8CqylU
Two separate helicopters were shown in this clip. The first one was a one was a Guimbal Cabri G2 helicopter, while the second one was a Bell 412 helicopter with a Nigerian Police Force paint scheme and label clearly visible.

Since no context was given to explain this helicopter footage, conjecture about the mission they were flying will remain speculative. Interesting footage all the same.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Show For The Discerning Man Of Culture by Jakumo(op): 8:13pm On Jun 16
Without question, the ISIS Fashion awards is my all-time favorite Youtube channel. One wonders whether that name ISIS was deliberately chosen to antagonize the terrorist gang of the same name. All the same, runway fashion has come a long way over the pat few years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8_k_eH0Ng

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