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It is fascinating to read the words of a mass murdering psychopath, complaining about theft and violence. Very amusing indeed. Anyway, the air force will hopefully send him to collect his allocation in his imaginary paradise, just as was done to all his predecessors in terror. |
maasoap:My closest loved ones are Christians, so I have nothing against Christianity. What I find depressing and baffling is the way Nigerians take chances with their lives by travelling along dangerous highways, simply because they prayed before departure, while forgetting that prayer without the exercise of basic common sense is both foolhardy and inherently futile. Nigeria is gradually sliding into a state of undeclared war, yet devoutly religious Nigerians cannot bring themselves to accept that road travel, which USED to be comparatively safe, is now downright suicidal in many parts of the country, and not just in the north. The only growth industry in Nigeria right now is kidnapping for ransom, and the most notable hunting ground for kidnappers is the nation's highway network. Any person who is deluded enough to imagine that they can wish away or pray away the omnipresent danger that is faced by all who travel by road in Nigeria in 2026, is needlessly assuming a grave mortal risk that would be entirely avoidable if only common sense were allowed to prevail over blind prayer and wishful thinking. |
CandidSeeker:I agree with you about that idiotic phrase "It is not my portion". I have never heard that declaration anywhere in this world besides Nigeria, and whenever I hear it, I marvel at the sheer arrogance and sense of birdbrained entitlement that a person must harbor in their tiny little brain, to assume they can make terrible decisions in total disregard for their own personal safety, yet eliminate all the risk factors they brought upon themselves simply by declaring that "it is not my portion". |
FIRDAUS3:Your opinion is noted for all it is worth. How I wish America could be my "paymaster". |
Bochim:Road use in Nigeria should be kept to a bare minimum, by avoiding NON-ESSENTIAL road travel, of which this church gathering is a sad example. |
JuanDeDios:If you ever encounter Fulani men in your farm, it is important you give them the impression that you are not alone, and that your squad is positioned BEHIND them. Do this by pointing behind them, and uttering these words in Hausa : "Megida ina zua" ( The boss is approaching behind you) Alternatively, you can use the Fulani language to say the same thing : "Ogaajo nowarra bada" ( The boss is approaching behind you.) The confusion you will introduce into their little brains will buy you precious seconds to back off and leave while smiling and waving goodbye. |
chicfarmer:It maters not whether the meeting was organized by Double Chief Alhaji Barrister Donald Trump. It was a suicide mission from the start. |
JuanDeDios:I stopped visiting my farmland in Nigeria after TWICE having Fulani men run up to me with sharp cutlasses at the ready, for the purpose of interrogating me on my own land, or possibly worse. I never ventured to the farm without arming myself, and I can only presume I am alive today because of the loaded shotgun I held both times, AND because of my polite demeanor, despite the silent rage burning inside of me during those two extremely tense encounters. Twice, I was on the brink of committing murder through no fault of my own, and with that, I stopped going to the farm forever. |
tnerro1:Holy chit. Now that is scary to contemplate. From rescuer to torture victim in an instant. |
Dancebreaker:Frankly, no place is safe in Nigeria, BUT the highways are by far the most dangerous places of all that are best avoided by anyone who values their life. Each time one travels a highway in Nigeria, a dice is thrown, and a gamble is taken. The more times that dice is thrown, the higher the probability that the traveler will encounter an ugly fate. The FEWER times a person uses Nigerian highways, the LOWER the risk that they will run into an ambush and wind up tortured to death or beheaded by terrorist gangs. |
chicfarmer:Traders know the risk of such journeys, but since they support their families by taking those calculated risks, they have no choice but to travel. Religious fanatics, on the other hand, will not lose income or employment opportunities by avoiding risk. Despite this reality, they court disaster. |
ekitimanalways:This is the truth that 99.99% of Nigerians ignore to their profound detriment. |
EdiskyHarry:Common sense is not common. The kidnap victims assigned their personal safety to Papa God, while allowing their brains to go on holiday. That dereliction of common sense was then duly noted by Papa God as a sign of utter, irredeemable idiocy, so Papa God refused to pick their frantic distress calls when the worst befell them. |
Ferebiekunake:They were kidnapped because they assigned their personal safety to Papa God, who has no time for those who are not willing to use their brains by taking their own common sense precautions to minimize risk. |
Nyne:Listen, if the kidnapped people had been on a journey for urgent medical treatment at a hospital when this tragedy befell them, no sensible person would suggest that they were careless with their safety. Sadly, these people were NOT on a journey for which an unavoidable reason could be ascribed. They were on a frivolous journey to go and meet other church members that they would easily have communicated with by video call. Over the years I have marveled at the sheer recklessness of Nigerians who eventually fell into the hands of kidnappers. Here are just some of the frivolous and non-essential journeys that led Nigerians into kidnappers dens of recent. 1. Traveling by road for a marriage introduction fiesta. 2. Journeying by road to attend a funeral. 3. Taking long road trips to attend parties for birthdays, marriages, graduations, and 50th anniversary commemorative services for ancestors. The list goes on and it is depressing to note how few people ever learn from the fate of others that make headlines all the time in Nigeria, Nigeria is currently in a state of undeclared WAR, yet so few outwardly sane people are willing to accept this simple fact. |
chicfarmer:It doesn't matter whether the kidnapped church members are national officers or international grand exalted cyclops of the known universe. They displayed appallingly bad judgement and abandoned common sense entirely by embarking on a long road trip in a country that is in the throes of an undeclared WAR. The totally predictable outcome arising from that reckless disregard of common sense is what we are now reading about online, with the worst possibly yet to come. I am praying for their release but experience has taught me that Papa God NEVER responds to my prayers UNLESS I think for myself and take common sense precautions FIRST. |
Image123:If those pilgrims had contacted their church by video call, they would not be facing possible torture and death in a demonic forest right now. One can only hope the horrific fate likely to be meted out to these Jesus freaks will serve as a lesson to others. |
Mr. Very Dark Man made the cardinal mistake of leading street protests calling for the removal of a head of state. Regardless of his reasons for leading such street protests, there is now a strong chance that Mr. VDM will soon develop a greater understanding of what can happen to those who openly confront the head of state in ANY country. |
Nigerian religious fanatics NEVER learn that Papa God ONLY protects those who use common sense by avoiding non-essential road travel in ALL parts of Nigeria, among other common sense precautions. In this age of FREE video conferencing, there is NO logical reason why any person should embark on a long road journey in Nigeria, for ANY type of gathering, be that religious, social or political. Now the kidnapped Scripture Union road travelers will be shouting for Jesus to save them, while in the hands of bloodthirsty Islamist terror gang members who reserve their most excruciating torture for people who call out Jesus name in their times of trauma. Anyone with an iota of common sense, and of self-preservation, would have understood years ago that Nigeria is NOT a country where non-essential road travel is a good idea. |
That man was close to death then the hunters saved him. He clearly could not stand up on his own, and was probably dehydrated in addition to his being tied up in a way that could later lead to amputation of his hands. That was an utterly brutal way to tie up any living thing. |
Those are some truly demonic looking women. Hopefully they will die behind bars in the bowels of a jail cell where the sun never shines. These kinds of sub-humans deserve the death penalty, but life in jail is better than then being offered any chance to "repent" so a to go scot free. |
Show me di law. I say show me di law. Where is di law? |
oz4real83:Words of wisdom are here for all who wish to listen. |
The man likes BIG women haha To each his own. |
TossTos:Your words ring true. A single child with an AK rifle can liquidate dozens of people holding cutlasses and sticks. In large numbers, men wielding cutlasses can overwhelm a handful of attackers with assault rifles carrying limited ammunition supplies, but once the number of gunmen goes up, and once adequate ammunition is brought into the equation, the automatic rifle will always prevail over traditional weapons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRAsTmadpM Start watching this video from the 1 minute, 38-second mark. |
zelnababa:Chief Egwu nogo dey happy to see say him gun don turn to exhibit for inside police station. |
ObaOfYorubaLand:All guns taken out of criminal gangs are indicators of effective police work. That pump-shotgun in the photograph will rip a kilogram of flesh and bone out of a human body when used at close range. It is a terrible weapon that is actually quicker and deadlier than the legendary AK47 when the range is less than 40 meters, such as would be the case within buildings, or in thick jungle. The pump action does NOT require marksmanship to be deadly. Just point it in the general direction of the threat, and proceed to blast away until you see meat plastering the walls. |
No be Chief Egwu him pump action be dat? How manage dat gun take wakka from Chief house to Ogun State? Ngwa Chief, make you put mout for this matter. How manage dem take collet ya pump action, come carry am go Ogun State? See how as dem take mistreat ya gun sef. Dem no oil am. Dem no service am. Just carry am dey take do teef business. Which kind nonsense be dat? |
Kaczynski:Most drones used in Africa are indeed Chinese-made DJI drones. but they are highly capable both for surveillance and even for dropping rifle grenades with pinpoint accuracy. DJI drones account for an easy 90% of all surveillance drones currently deployed in the Ukraine war. |
Kaczynski:Neither of the aforementioned politicians have done anything remotely statesmanlike. I've never voted for anyone in my life, so making this observation comes easy. |
SecuritybriefNg:Two separate helicopters were shown in this clip. The first one was a one was a Guimbal Cabri G2 helicopter, while the second one was a Bell 412 helicopter with a Nigerian Police Force paint scheme and label clearly visible. Since no context was given to explain this helicopter footage, conjecture about the mission they were flying will remain speculative. Interesting footage all the same. |
Without question, the ISIS Fashion awards is my all-time favorite Youtube channel. One wonders whether that name ISIS was deliberately chosen to antagonize the terrorist gang of the same name. All the same, runway fashion has come a long way over the pat few years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8_k_eH0Ng |

