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cigar icon: Hmmm I don laf sotey I choke


Mine was on a fateful mornin, I had taken tea and five cooked eggs for breakfast that morning cos I was just lazy to make my usual pancakes.

I love trekking so on my way bouncing as usual as a young entrepreneur that I was, I was just releasing farts. On getting to my boutique I got every thing set for the day's business. So I went inside and switched on my TV and released a killer fart that I almost choked so I increased the standing fan's velocity. Hardly had the previous fart settled down that I released another killer fart with hope that the fan would take care of every thing but unfortunately PHCN performed their miracle.
I was about to go start my tiger generator when dis chick just walked up my shop and opened the glass door. Damn I was lyk WTH, she came in and asked if I got leather jacket and before she finished asking her face changed, mehn I wan die dat day. I brought 3 diferent leather jacket, she ddnt even touch it to feel the quality she just said "that's not the type am looking for" and dashed out mehn I felt so embarassed, I just said to myself "sam see as u don use mess pursue customer". Kai I ddnt enjoy business that day.

sucess001: Hmmm....you just made me remember this awful day...


I had been called in for a meeting with our foreign clients.

By the way, i am a lawyer and had been working for a Behind and quiet lawfirm in Banana Island. we were having the meeting with three foreigners and my head of chamber. Needless to say the meeting room was really quiet and serene.

Being the special lawyer in the firm with perfect communication skills and intelligence, my boss allowed me do most of the talking. Everything went well till we finished the meeting and i was about to stand up. Still dunno wat happened till today. Apparently, my movement had pushed the media player button on my phone. The consequence was that the quietness of the meeting room was pierced with the shrill and extremely loud moans of my favourite American p.ornstar...cherokee.

To make it worse...my attempts to switch of the blo.oody blackberry was slowed by the fone choosing that particular moment to hang. the noise by this time had attracted the receptionist since the door was now partially open. Took me another 25 seconds to put off the phone. Everyone was quiet. the oyinbos just quietly left. i dont need to describe how i felt.


My former boss later quietly killed the matter buh warned me a repeat will easily cost me my job. Guess dt episode quickened my change of jobs. Since then ehn! I dare not take a fone with p.orn to work!

ROSSIKE: Ado Bayero Mall, Kano

Spread over 10 hectares, Ado Bayero Mall will offer 24,000 m² of retail and entertainment space comprised of two major international shopping retailers (Shoprite & Game), the largest and modern indoor multi-screen cinema (Film House Cinemas) and a broad range of other offerings including restaurants, media stores and an indoor play area for young children. Furthermore, the mall offers over fifty (50) customisable shop spaces and ample parking for 1000 automobiles. Ado Bayero Mall will also offer specialist facilities for department stores, banks, fast food outlets, salons and indeed any tenant who may have special requirements.

The owners of the mall, Beverly Development and Realties Limited (BDRL) will be responsible for the management of the mall through a world class facility management firm. AdoBayero Mall is scheduled to open its doors to the general public in the second quarter of 2013. Anchor tenants include Game, Shoprite and Film House Ltd. Sole letting agents are Broll Property Services Limited.

While the mall constitutes the first phase of the development on the site, it is the intention of the owners to embark on a second phase comprising a 4-5 star hotel and an amusement park – thus providing the customers a unique blend of shopping, entertainment and hospitality experience.

https://i.imgur.com/a9Dsh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/lWHLG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tU8Sf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/QH9bv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2G6Os.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/uBSTM.jpg

ROSSIKE: Ado Bayero Mall, Kano

Spread over 10 hectares, Ado Bayero Mall will offer 24,000 m² of retail and entertainment space comprised of two major international shopping retailers (Shoprite & Game), the largest and modern indoor multi-screen cinema (Film House Cinemas) and a broad range of other offerings including restaurants, media stores and an indoor play area for young children. Furthermore, the mall offers over fifty (50) customisable shop spaces and ample parking for 1000 automobiles. Ado Bayero Mall will also offer specialist facilities for department stores, banks, fast food outlets, salons and indeed any tenant who may have special requirements.

The owners of the mall, Beverly Development and Realties Limited (BDRL) will be responsible for the management of the mall through a world class facility management firm. AdoBayero Mall is scheduled to open its doors to the general public in the second quarter of 2013. Anchor tenants include Game, Shoprite and Film House Ltd. Sole letting agents are Broll Property Services Limited.

While the mall constitutes the first phase of the development on the site, it is the intention of the owners to embark on a second phase comprising a 4-5 star hotel and an amusement park – thus providing the customers a unique blend of shopping, entertainment and hospitality experience.

https://i.imgur.com/a9Dsh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/lWHLG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tU8Sf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/QH9bv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2G6Os.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/uBSTM.jpg

sagytarius™:
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Mine beats urs.

fistonme: Pardon me sir, kindly specify the nature of the quality you want @ this price.

fittty: What percentage is the return about? Pls break it down.

femu: Fishery is lucrative.....but u have to be very careful. To succeed you need to get the following right:
GOOD BREED
CHEAP AND NUTRITIOUS FEED SOURCES

There are other vital issues like how to sell, how to feed etc.....

The cost of feeding is the most important;u av to be ingenious and know discreet feed sources.

Have u ever wondered y d cost of poultry products(egg,oldlayers,cockerel,broiler) and fish hardly increase even when the feed raw materials always increase. The answer is DISCREET cheap and nutritious feed sources and formulation.

Another issue is farm integration; I have integrated successfully my poultry, fishery and piggery.
Maggots and mortality from the piggery and poultry are used for the fishery..the pigs also benefit from the fishmeal. However this only works for a medium-large scale farmer

You achieve a greater margin when you get your feed source right!

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