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Hey! Valentine victim no 1. More to come. Watchout .

Because of I T_oo K_now disease.

Yeah mon brethren en sistren. You feel high aina ganja? Jah bless ai and ai. Sera .

Wish ai and ai Happy Valentine Day! Yeah man .

Mfin edi usen Valentine. E nam ofon o. E song idem o.

Hurray! Today is Valentine day. I am wondering how many will accuse the devil at the end of Valentine . The devil will get trailer load of blames at the end of today .

Chei, this people wicked o. Why should they remove the clit, the engine of the pussy? They should also cut the warhead of the mojo so that he will not be overactive .

E yaaaa. The man mojo don disappear too .

Pidgin na our lingua franca for Naija o .

Everything in men evolved, so did the intellectual aspect.

I can see some people are still far behind. *roll eyes*

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What did I say and what are you arguing about? It's like some people always think opposite. If you say "yes", they automatically answer" no" like robbots . Allow your brain to undergo evolution before you talk, you hear? .

Are you surprised? Why do you think they kill, maim and do all forms of corruption to get that position? Why do you think political godfathers, both serving and retired, must make sure it's only their loyalists that get there? My brother, we are supposed to weep for our country. It is rotten .

These robbers have got the audacity of _criminal hope. This is the epitome of effrontry. Another challenge for the police.

Good news. But God please touch the hearts of our politicians to stop looting. Our pensioners are dying because of nonpayment of pension. Please, may the labour of our heroes past never be in vain.

The Saddihs were alleged to have first, duped the Managing Director of Zanutes Oil and Gas Limited, Rear Admiral I.O. Agbaje (retd), of N20.7M.

@ poster
This is serious. You wrote a story and interpreted it upside down. The naval officer is retired and is the MD of an oil and gas company and you think he can not boast of #20.7m? Haba, poster!
My brother, don't dub what you don't understand. You need to tender a serious apology to the Naval officer for defamation of his character .

Dream what you want to dream
Go where you want to go
Be what you want to be
Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. Selah.

I am sure Darwin wrote about[b] brain evolution [/b] somewhere. It seems some people weren't born to reason and their descendants also took after their low IQ!

Evolution is more than brain development alone. Please confer with Darwin .

A cute concoction from Ganja Land for every man.

Is Obama supposed to be a 3 weeks old baby with teeth?

@ayoola22
Ok. Thanks for the information.

This is just an accident. Not intentional. May the soul of the deceased student rest in peace. Amen.

@ Poster
Tomorrow na valentine naa. You suppose to ask how you go take get babe for val. Why car? Abi your babe wan disown you because you no get ride?
Or is another guy trying to snatch your babe with his ride?
Any way, for whatever reason sha, just take it easy, you hear?

more elbow 2 ya grease

Come, he is not a mechanic o. He is a love _native  doctor.

just TAKE OVER

let the dead rest in peace. but if a man took my babe from me, dude i wont say well of him, even if he dies 5 times

Which peace will a corrupt soul see ?

Ekom odu ye mbufo

Happy Birthday Darwin. Please, inform our close allies baboons, chimpanzees, orangutans and gorillas to evolve to humans fast. We the people of this world are tired of the stress of being humans and want to evolve to the next level . Please, which level are we humans going to evolve to? This is to enable us plan for it ,

Na spiritual hymen dey reign for naija now. Come to Hymen Restoration Ministries and your hymen shall return! Just give a small 'offering' of N5,000 only

Hmmnn. This tight pussy of a thing na serious issue o .

I will consult my feoffle pirst por adbise because this is a bery serious matter .

I fear the ma'am _{razor blade} mouth . I t will just cut me into twice like Nacet blade cut crocodile .

his was goings 2 told u that it loved u

Ngwanu, I am a here. How does it wanted to luv me?

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