₦airaland Forum

Are you sure you're not ma twin brother?

You're always getting those ur from ma mouth, ma hearth/

You're interestingly sensible upthere!

Yea, this issue of corruption is one of Nigerias main problems. Unfortunately, people pick on the petty thieves while those stealing elephants are hailed and called honorables/excellencies. If corruption is to be fought hands down, the leaders must lead with clean hands. It is these leaders that can enforce compliance to doing the right things.  It will be difficult for the ordinary citizen to do the right thing when those who are the custodians of law do the opposite. Therefore, while we see the spec in the policemen's eyes, we should endeavour to  remove those  logs from our leaders eyes to enable them see clearly and to lead us rightly.

Sista brush aside that experience and move on. Bygone is bygone. Look around and you will find the man meant for you. Good luck!

A Senator collects #2,480,000 as basic monthly salary and still demands for Ghana -Must-Go, is it the journalist who collects stipends as monthly salary that will resist bribe?.

A Senator collects #2,480,000 as basic monthly salary and still demands for Ghana -Must-Go, is it the policeman that collects #26,000 as monthly salary that will fight corruption?.

Hi their. Welcame from Valentine days celebrate.

its b'cos guys cant leave that area alone. i mean guys prefer open legs

No wonder all the young girls in your area are all having bowlegs .

Sharing Nuts
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.
Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery."
He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."
The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."
They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.

Poster you have killed me with laughter. I am having appollo because of tears that gushed out of my eyes .

Hmmmnnn! Na wa for women o.

pele o. . .when/where did this happen?

Ah ah! Do want to go there to have a piece of the action?

They simply frisked me, took my wallet (with my I.D's, about 2000Naira, emergency condoms, complimentary cards, e.t.c), my phones (Alcatel _{(forgotten the model) and Sagem X5)}, my wrist watch, wrist band/bracelet and my necklace. I will never foget that experience ever in my life. I never visited that friend ever again.

@ Okija Juju. Where was your juju? You even allowed them to collect your emergency condoms. Na only woman body naim you get power. Shame on you.

It is high time these robbers are directed to the National Assembly and House of Reps for operations. The National Assembly and House of Reps have over 50% of the national budget as salary.

“With the way armed robbers are operating, the country is in trouble. That is why the government must act fast and do something reasonable about the economic situation, because a lot of people are losing jobs, positions, shops and so on.”

Woe unto our political office holders whose annual salary is about half the annual national budget!

God is God. God is no man. Believe and adore him no matter how sinful you are. Selah .

Thank God our man did not commit suicide. Devil you are a liar!

This poster is stupider than a joker for posting this in Politics section instead of Games Section .

Bros just take it easy. This must be the work of the devil . _{Uhm, what did I say?}

Thanks a million .

@Poster.
Very possible.
Innocent gurls eating the forbidden food without control(accidental discharge).
Some hit and run men (refusing to accept responsibility).
Some gurls attempt to trap a man with pregnancy backfires.
Some women lib just want a child but not marriage.
Some ladies whose efforts to get a husband failed and are at marriage expiry point could decide to have kid(s) to keep them company.
A woman in a marriage without kids could decide to try another man to test fertility.
A man in a marriage without kids could try another woman for fertility test.

Hmm. These gurls are now in trouble. They have been exposed for some naughty inquisitive guys who will want to confirm their virginity. God have mercy on my innocent gurls.

i agree with Jamace I don't know what to comment about this thread. I think it is the work of the devil

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Thanks jare.

Pussy wahala. Hmmm .

Lets assume what? Assumption will lead you to your grave one day. You better talk reality . If wishes were horses,

Na economic depression de press am down that is why him de say hmmm hmmm so. Please go rescue your friend before him go kaput o .

Yes, people I heard it too . In addition, I was told that India was banned from the Olympic games after one of their participants threw the javelin and the javelin went into the sky and could not be traced till today. .

Your menses starts on 13th feb and is to end on the 16th of february.
What would you do?

No big deal, boy. After all, you have been bleeping the hell out of your selves all the days before Valentine. More over, is Valentine day meant for shagging only?

The day in question is kinda over-rated

And X-rated too .