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Yeepa!! i dun understandi o!!

Mbok, aniowo oyom di dep eyen unam emi ke #300?

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apologise to baboons all around the world. You are proven more intelligent than I made you out to be.

The problem with Nigeria is not lack of intelligence but the use of their intelligence in dubious ways.

Hmmm. 16billion dollars. . .dollars sef, not even naira. If thats true, then he is an overwhelmingly greedy theif.

Did he not tell us that he is "The Animal Called Man" ?

My teacher beated me for failing to submitted my home work .

I'm already asking my mom to arrange for me to only spend MAYBE 3 days in camp and maybe just a couple of months at a company before I leave.

You should be ashamed of yourself having this type of thought and even having the gut to put it down in writing. Spoilt brat. It is this type of you whose parents smuggled into position of leadership in Nigeria that are causing the rot that we are witnessing in Nigeria right now. You even called yourself an expatriate _{shakes my head in annoyance}. You deserve some koboko . Shameless idiot .

Good information here. These are just biz centres aggressively looking for customers. I hope NUC will scrap them with immediate alacrity to prevent Nigerians falling into the hands of these bizmen .

Sorry 2008 i mean to type (my sis serving in Kano is nw receiving 15K for dis month)

Wait until she recieves it, then inform us.

let the dead rest in peace.

but if a man took my babe from me, dude i wont say well of him, even if he dies 5 times

Eheeeen, that is what it is supposed to be. So that the living will sit up knowing that when they die somebody will spit on their graves .

@poster
Your title for this thread is highly misleading. May be you have some grouse with the Bakassi boys .

clifford orji is insane and cannot be charged to court according to the criminal code laws of nigeria. his offence is a falony and he should remain in police authority until he is confermed mentally okay, then he will be charged to court.

How can Clifford Orji get well in Nigeria prison when even sane people become mad in our prisons. If truely he is mad he will get madder in our prisons .

@poster:
I see a new and better Nigeria only if:

President: Big B1
Vp: Mcken
Senate president: Afam
EFCC Chairman: Chidichris
Speaker: Lucrabasi

Trust me, sky is the limit!

May be, we should raise candidates for 2011 elections in Nigeria. .

Not all.

Sorry about that anyway, I hope you find a better girl.

That is it.

Look around. you will definately find your type. Good luck.

:-x

Sometimes, it just happen like that. Wish her well and move on with your life .

This one na riddles and jokes?

Dem no dey buy experience for market. Let us see him use his wealth of experience to tackle issues.

But jokes apart, @ Original poster, with the names you mentioned, I believe Nigeria would be worse with those leaders. The president sef reminds me of Abacha, any mess up na firing squad get u. Just watch and see, dis my userID will be banned from d forum immediately after dis post.

Congo is cursed with enormous mineral, natural and fossil fuel resources, ranging from Coltan, the black rock that is used to fabricate cell-phone handsets, to oil, diamonds, gold and timber, in various regions of that nation.

Wars in the Congo have historically been fueled by and waged for control of that vast wealth. Obasanjo, is there to mediate because he recently got away clean with stealing the entire $16 billion federal budgetary allocation for electricity generation in Nigeria, and the various warlords in the Congo want to know how that feat was accomplished by one man and with no obvious repercussions, legal or otherwise.

Jamace, if u go yan dis kain of pidgin for warri, creek bois go kidnapp u oh! dem go think say u be expatriate!

Chei, I for likam well well. By de time I wack their garri and banga soup for 2 days only, dem go beg me to go my house . Den, I go ask dem to pay me ransom, else I no go go .

As someone stated earlier, you need a proper check up at ARO

Don't worry, I will volunteer to keep you company there. Keep on hammering the nail on the head, bros!

There is no need to be unnecessarily sentimental or nationalistic in this issue. Based on the gravity of the offence, even in Nigeria, nigerians are sentenced to death. So, let's tell it as it is, no matter whose ox is goarred. I t is just unfortunate that it happened that way.

We know that many things have gone wrong. But when you see a little good thing, praise it so that more good ones can come.

We shall deliver ourselves sooner than you think.

Thank God for His blessings. Congrats and give the babe a peck for me .

Just want to be brief, I am happily married with two kids, i lied to my hubby when we first met because of past experience i had with my first guy.
We dated for three months he shown me love and does alot of things for me, one day he asked me to tell him more about my family, story start:

As a jjc and been my first white guy, I told him every truth but he wasn't pleased with the number of brother and sisters i have, two days after this conversation, he sent me a mail telling me how he loves me but scared to carry my family bordens, he said his friend whom is married to a black girl is taking responsibilities of his wife family and this has been causing problem between them.

He said in his mail that he could ve love to really help me but that he cannot cope because africa relatives are too depending and with the number of sis/bro i have there is no way for him to continue because he can only care about me and not my family members and that if he doesn't show help to them i will be angry with him and this is not good for us.

He change his phone number i couldn't contact him any more, i replied his mail he refused to reply me, could this be true love?? anyway that was how i lost him

I told my best friend what happen she adviced me never to tell any white guy the truth, i thought in my heart that i ve scare him away but it wasn't my fault.

Luckily for me few months later i met Hubby and i told him we are only 6 in my family, he shouted and said that's alot!!!! but he didn't get angry about this, since then it's been 5 years now i don't even know how to let him know we are (first 11 and 2 resarve benche, i mean 13 children) he thought in his heart that our kids are the first grand kids of my parents, i am so worried of this i am thinking of telling him but my friend said he may develop hatred on me and will never trust me again. I am a christian i feel bad each time i knee down to pray because this this is eating me up.

Although hubby is friendly with the 6 i introduced to him and for other i call them cousines and auties he also relate well with them also but the thing is that, can i tell him the truth now or should i keep decieving myself and lying to him, i don't want to lose my husband NL please help.

Sista, I undertand your problems - your conscience or your husband? Which should you choose? Choose your conscience. Tell your husband that he owes no obligation to any of them. Ensure that your "football team" do not ask of favour from him directly except through you. I wish you a happy married life.

Egbe don knack. Fowl nyash don open.

what a very stupid post and topic

How can you say who your favourite dream nairalander is for a date when you havent even met the person up close and personal but rather engage in cyber flirt? Have you even seen their pics sef before you came to such a very irrational conclusion?

Psssssssssssssffffffffff!

Haba, De Law, you got the post and poster wrong. Please, read the post again and apply" the rule of law" to it.

Hillarious