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Ewuo oooooo!
Expression of surprise or sympathy in Igbo

men like tight pussy. let's keep it tight.

But na men de scatter the thin come make am wo-wo naa, particularly those whey their long thing pass 6 inches .

The best 4 banks according to the January list are,
1.GT Bank 16%
2.Access Bank 15.5%
3.Ecobank 15%
4.Intercontinental bank 14.80%

The worst 4 Banks are,
1.United Bank for Africa
2.Standard Chartered
3.Spring Bank
4.Oceanic Bank

First Bank, Stanbic IBTC, Unity Bank and Zenith are not part of the report because what CBN reported for them is a range and not an average. Our own calculation of the average from that range however does not place them in either among the best or worst four.

Is that what they will pay me if i deposit my money with them or what they will collect if i get a loan from them? Clarify please.

Dis papa like beta thin no be small .

tell the johnnie, wey miss road, jare

Thank you bery bery much. I hape pound my way .

I hope em em em _{No comment for fear of Earthmama}.

As you make your bed, so shall you lie on it.

Ok. I have came, what does you wanted to told me?

Everlasting adjournment for the case .

_{Runs away quickly}

Under the last increase, the monthly basic salary of a senator was hiked from N993,697 to N2.48m per month just as that of a member of the House of Representatives moved from monthly N794,084 to N1.98m per month

A state Assembly lawmaker's salary was increased from monthly N794,084 to N1.98m per month.

Chinekeeeeeeee! No wonder it is a do or die to get there!
Our penioners struggle to get as low as #6,000 per month and is not forthcoming, after 35 years of meritorious service to the nation. Some even die in the pension office while struggling to collect the stipend. Na waooooo.

I will be waiting for you to clean the house since you insist that it is a shame to go to a cleaner house, I will use my pounds to send you the cleaning products. If you do clean it, then you are a hero but I doubt you would because the rot will already be acceptable to you and Naval Ratings will beat the hell out of you if you tried.

Come back o lets recieve the beatings together, for the sake of our country. We need youths like you for the great revolution to be achievable.

If that[b] boy don't [/b] love you by now, he will never ever love you.

Haba Daphoenix, do you want to start your own English 101?

my boyfriend is killing me, please people help me all i want is a good advice ,we had fight everyday on thing that are common but in portant to the relationship he never say things n do it.> like telling me he will cal he never n when i call and get angry he try to tell me his sorry.and the worst is that when i cal him sometimes he try to pass my cal to his friend keep saying he loves me am confussed should i go on with the marriage

With all those ugly incidents, what further evidence do you need to know that it is over? The hand writing is very clear. If you force yourself on him to marry you, you will live in hell in his house. Just kiss him and say good bye.

Why Those He Treat Me This Way Those means plural, how many guys are treating u the wrong way then nlanders can best reply.

@Eyonigger, Where did you get the sentence from? Abi, jubilation over police intention to bring in more dogs has beclouded your sight?

That is exactly the point. It can never be judiciously used. It will all end up in private pockets.

True talk. It will be representatively used

Instead of a revolution, I highly suggest that we start assassinating these men.

Is this easier?

The man came to collect his own share naa. Afterall, our so-called leaders were just fetching the money with Ghana Must Go bags.

Yo waaaa!
Correct! or that is it! in Hausa

comical

Nairaland has taught me that Nairaland is another Nigeria .

tell him to propose 2u, simple
i'm saying this because i know we men. 2morow he'll say u threw urself @ him
so let him propose first

Which proposal do need again?  Something  is already happening practically and you are asking for theory? They are both overwhelmed with love. This is called telepathic love .

The last about the sheep is that it has been sold for #300 only to a man without name or address. Naija we hail thee!

The guyt sef no get liver come back this thread again. E don run commot sharp sharp

How can he come back when Chidichris is waiting for him with koboko in hand.

This topic reminds me of one incident that happened. A man went and shagged another man's wife and was caught red handed. The funny aspect was that the man presented his screwdriver to the husband of the woman to cut it claiming that was the devil that led him to commit the offence .

GeeEeRRRaaaWWaaaYYY!!!

E yaaaa. What does I do dat you are told me to GeeEeRRRaaaWWaaaYYY!!!

Ojo mi eeeeeee!
Meaning   "My God" in Igala

Most often, you hear exclamations in our local tribes and dialects when something shocking, hilarious or joyful happens/occurs. For example, the Hausa will exclaim, " waayoo allah!" and the Tiv will say "uuuhu, kawe?," and so on. So guys and gurls lets hear your exclamations. Please endeavour to state the name of the tribe/dialect so that we can know ourselves better.

Dont mind the poster. Just wishfull thinking. To me both Onyema Ugochukwu of PDP and Theo Orji of PPA the incumbent are fraudsters of the highest order.

Only God can save our dear Abia from these demons.

Wishfull thinking indeed. Theodore Orji remains Gov of Abia State.

Why you de surprised naa, Gabrry?