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Politics / Re: Pro-buhari Senators Relocate To Sheraton To Begin Impeachment Of Saraki by jamael(m): 12:38pm On Aug 07, 2018
Waiting for supporters of anti-democracy to arrive and extoll those senators attempting to remove the Senate President in a hotel.

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Politics / Re: Heavy Protest Rocks National Assembly Over Plot To Impeach Saraki (PHOTOS) by jamael(m): 12:28pm On Aug 07, 2018
AskProf:


One chilled Smirnoff for you.

Thanks boss. I am loyal.
Politics / Re: Heavy Protest Rocks National Assembly Over Plot To Impeach Saraki (PHOTOS) by jamael(m): 12:08pm On Aug 07, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
Obviously, you have different meaning of the word "Heavy" grin grin grin

PDP is just reducing opposition politics to kids playground...No wonder only one section of the country still support them.

I really don't know you, neither do I know your level of intelligence, but I must say that even if you are not ashamed of yourself, I am ashamed on your behalf. Your flagrant disregard for rule of law and order whenever anything opposition is mentioned is very very appalling.

For once, think objectively. If this is what #30,000 can do to a human being, then I must humbly submit, without any fear of contradiction, that I and so many other Nigerians are ashamed on your behalf.

You are possibly a member of the 7th geopolitical zone. ZONE B

Shame on you!

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Politics / Re: APC Blasts Gov. Umahi, Declares Him Enemy Of Democracy For Banning It's Rally by jamael(m): 9:14am On Aug 03, 2018
APC rally in Ebony State is not a privilege but a right enshrined in the constitution

Which section and subsection of the constittion says a party can insist on carrying out rally in an environment that has been declared unfit by the state.

The only time the APC remembers the constitution and rule of law is when it is geared towards bullying opposition.

APC right now

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Crime / Re: 8 Deadly Kidnappers On Abuja-Kaduna Road Arrested By Abba Kyari by jamael(m): 7:01pm On Aug 01, 2018
Sorry for them.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Mistakes That Can Ruin Your Job Interview by jamael(m): 9:26am On Jul 31, 2018
So many do's and don't's and mistakes to avoid and tips to remember.

To get a job, just know what you know very well, have good interpersonal relationships and most importantly, know somebody. If at all you don't know anybody, then know God.

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Celebrities / Re: Ify Adibeli: Don't Tag Me “Small Girl, Big God", You Can Call Me A 'Bitch' by jamael(m): 8:26pm On Jul 29, 2018
The word ‘ bitch ’ means a whole lot of different things and it depends on who calls you that. My own definition of bitch has different meanings. It is not the way others see it. Like I said on the post, to me, it is another word for ‘feminism’. I hate it when people call me ‘small girl, big God’ . How can you ascribe such a dirty thing to God? It is not right. I’m working very hard for my money, they should allow me to enjoy it”

So you have your own definition. What happened to Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary?

Abegi. Who is fooling who?
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Events / Re: Sorrow As 2 Brothers Who Died In A Gum Production Factory Are Buried. Photos by jamael(m): 7:57pm On Jul 29, 2018
The problem with many of these factories is that little or no emphasis is placed on Personal Protection equipment for their staff.

In some of the Engineering outfits I've worked in, that's the major issue. The management's concern is only on production and output. Nothing on workers' welfare.

Those who are worse affected are the uneducated ones who do mainly the brawn work, don't know the Chemical composition of the substances they use, and won't possibly find alternative work if they leave. They are paid peanuts and work unbelievable hours.

It's very sad. That's what you get when you work in Nigeria. Many of these people are terminal diseases and infection carriers just from these outfits.

RIP to the brothers. But it might have been avoided.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Father Cosmas Aguocha Dies In Accident In Imo State. Graphic Photos by jamael(m): 6:27pm On Jul 29, 2018
I wonder why morbid pictures are always placed alongside stories of death. That someone is dead is bad enough. What's the use of showing the corpse. Have respect for the dead for Christ sake.

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Travel / Re: Passengers Sitting On Top Of An Overcrowded Train In Agege, Lagos. by jamael(m): 6:16pm On Jul 29, 2018
OneCorner:
[s]Okoro amaka. grin
We dominate Lagos so those poor fellas are 90% Jewdas[/s]

The post talked about people on top of a train approaching Lagos. Instead of you to talk about how risky it is or the hazards that may befall them, guilty conscience made you write this trash.

Take heart bro. I know how painful it feels.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Atheists Sue Akwa Ibom State Governor Over Building Of Church by jamael(m): 3:49am On Jul 29, 2018
oglalasioux:


If God needs a house then he's not God. How can an entity that created the universe always ask people to bring money (tithes and offerings), ask people to bomb people that don't believe in him (Boko Haram, al Qaeda etc).

God is the most infantile entity in the universe (if the fraud even exist).

You speak with ignorance peculiar to folks who despise knowledge simply because it doesn't agree with their idiosyncrasies. But I won't bore you with arguments concerning the topic. Just response to you in line with your question and understanding.
Isaiah 66:1
“Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?”
. So you see, God does not need a house. grin grin

The emphasis by God on us all is seen in the next verse.
Isaiah 66:2
“For all those things hath mine hand made, and all those things have been, saith the LORD: but to this man will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit, and trembleth at my word.”

Shalom.
Religion / Re: Rev Funke Adejumo: It Is Wrong For A Female To Preach In Church by jamael(m): 3:17am On Jul 29, 2018
Dear alBhagdadi. Inasmuch as I highly respect your views on Christianity and Christian conducts especially in these last days, and I also acknowledge that in the light of the scriptures, what you have said is true, even in this century, I don't fully agree with some of the instances you used to buttress your points.

Let us stop at where the Bible stops, especially when giving examples in the light of issues that are quite controversial and are not pillars for our salvation.

May God bless you and guide you right.

Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals How She Spent The 20k Her BF Gave Her When She Was Broke by jamael(m): 8:51pm On Jul 28, 2018
Na we follow your boyfriend chop the food?

Twitter storyteller.
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Politics / Re: PDP To Oshiomhole: Stop Acting Like An Attack Dog by jamael(m): 7:54pm On Jul 28, 2018
Wow
However, Nigerians have now found a new laughing stock in Oshiomhole, who appears to have completely lost all bearings in his quest to compete for media space with aides of the President and by so doing, throwing every decorum to the dogs.

While the PDP has nothing but pity for Oshiomhole, who is fast turning himself into President Buhari’s court jester

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Crime / Re: 'I Spread HIV Because I Can't Die Alone' - Man Who Raped 24 Women (Video) by jamael(m): 10:25pm On Jul 22, 2018
Will sharing HIV make any difference or improvement to his life? He can even contact other terrible STDS but his selfishness won't let him consider that.

It's men like this who can't take responsibility for any actions of theirs. Hence, the society must take the blame for their actions or inactions.

Besides, if properly manged, a HIV positive individual can still live well.

May God deliver us from such evil men.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Twerking In Her Bikini (Photos) by jamael(m): 10:17pm On Jul 22, 2018
Due to the harsh economy, she has decided to publicly advertise her goods and services.

It seems the small girls with big god are giving her stiff competition and serious run for her money. grin

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Religion / Re: There Is No Powerful Man And Woman Of God, Quote Me Wrong Anywhere by jamael(m): 9:49am On Jul 22, 2018
[s]
ProphetSamuel:
There Is No Powerful Man And Woman Of God, Quote Me Wrong Anywhere I Will Tell You Why- Prophet Samuel Olaluwoye Acts: 9:1-5, 9:4-9

Don't call any man of God or woman of God powerful. Before you call a man of God or a woman of God powerful you yourself must know the power of God.

How do you know A Powerful Man of God?

You know them by two (2) qualities,

1. The stronger and powerful man or woman of God is one who has the ability to church somebody from bad to good. E.g Going out preaching to Fulani Herdsmen, Boko harm. The one that has the ability to convince and win somebody to God.

2. Any one that can go out boldly caring the word of God preaching and winning souls for Christ that is a powerful man of God, that is a powerful woman of God.

Many of you call men of God a powerful man because you see them opening a blind man's eye, healing the sick, reseing the death. You yourself can do that, Before you call any man of God a powerful man of God you yourself must know the power of God.

A Hausa man doesn't joke with his God when you see a hausa man going to pray or his about to go and pray and you come to his shop with 20 billion naira that you want to buy the whole bags of rice and beans he won't answer you. He will look at you as somebody that is out of his or her senses. But a Christian can answer phone call inside the church because of a customer who is in their shop bargaining with their sales boy in the shop. Once immediately they see the call they don't mind at all they will answer. Those are people that call theirselves Christians. You see in the world today we have so many rich people from the hausa's even though they bow down worshipping God they don't know the meaning of what they are saying and God is still blessing them because they honour him.

The Seven sons of Sceva in the Bible whom they preach and heal all kinds of evil spirit cast of devils. When they met with a man caring the real devil he said to them Jesus i know, Peter i know and Paul i know but who are you? They received beaten and he tore they cloths and they ran out naked. Since that day they begin to denie themselves that they are not powerful. How can people who worship idols will now carry the word of God going to cast of demons.

The Meaning Of Sceva

"A Sceva is an idol they worship in the Jews and Jordanlism."

Their father was an idol and the whole family worship idols. Many people you call powerful men and women of God today worship idols and still carry the word of God doing miracles and you sit there not knowing their powers and you conclude and call them a powerful man and woman of God. Prophet Jeremiah Mercy Tv is a man of God that do all manner of miracles signs and wonders. He pray for the barren and they put to bed meanwhile up till now he is looking for a male child. Any time his wife gets pregnant and put to bed the baby will be a girl but is the same man of God that pray for people to have the type of child they want. You see, God uses him but he can't make his wife to bore a male child. If his that powerful then his wife could have conceive and bore him a male child. Prophet Shepherd Bushiri Major 1 it was just of recent his wife put to bed a baby boy his wife bore him two girls and they have been believing God for a male child. Do you know what he did?
He started preaching about righteousness converting souls to Christ until now he didn't know how manage his wife got pregnant and bore a male child. He didn't sleep with his wife God told him he put the child there by himself.

I won't tell you the story of Prophet Tb Joshua today. Even him for the past 50 years he got married no issue at all not even one child has come but God uses him, he pray for the barren and they put to bed.

In Conclusion

No man of God is powerful, God himself is powerful.
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Religion / Re: Part Of The Bible Where Man Was Smarter Than God by jamael(m): 9:28am On Jul 22, 2018
This thread is filled with very funny wannabe philosophers cum atheists. Just see grin

chemystery:


Hahahahahaha! And the spiritual knowledge is that god dumped his own perfect decision for an imperfect one. grin

oyolohi:


Thanks man. Now I know I'll be able to convince God not to take me to hell. How? Just as moses said "do you want the egyptians to say you brought them out to destroy them?", on judgement day I'll say "Do you want the adversary to say you created them to send them to doom?". That should do it grin

Mekanus:
Humans will always be smarter than God.

Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Replies Troll Who Slammed Her For Saying National Carrier Must Fa by jamael(m): 4:17pm On Jul 21, 2018
FortifiedCity:
The empirical guy is an idiot.

Oby is really finding it tough at present. At least she will appreciate Jonathan the more

Baba you no get joy oh.

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Business / Re: FIRS: Tax Revenue Hits N2.52tr In Six Months by jamael(m): 7:38am On Jul 16, 2018
post=69419770:
This is never happened before in the history of the country.
Some people will feel sick instantly seeing this good news!
God bless President Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.

So what's the good news there? For any statistic issued by the government, there should be the corresponding effect felt by the populace.

In the history of the country, has security been this bad? Salaries have been delayed for months, Health care, Good roads, Portable water, Electricity, Economy etc has never been this bad since the history of this country.

The only things on the increase is Crime, Murder and Sucide.

Shame!

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Sports / Re: Portugal Vs Spain: World Cup 2018 - 3 - 3 (Full-Time) by jamael(m): 7:45pm On Jun 15, 2018
Ronaldo

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Marsha Elle, A Leg Amputee Model by jamael(m): 10:07am On Jun 14, 2018
Wow!

youngest85:
If care is not taken, man may want to smash this thing o

Must you smash everything you see?

Engineer smasher.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Joins FIFA Legends In Russia, See His Wife's Reaction (Photos) by jamael(m): 10:06am On Jun 14, 2018
hpymoment:


Are you a teacher i loved how you politely explained it to the questioner.

Thank you very much for the compliment. A prospective professor of Chemical Engineering sir.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Joins FIFA Legends In Russia, See His Wife's Reaction (Photos) by jamael(m): 8:41am On Jun 14, 2018
fiizznation:
Is the man(kanu) also playing for the national team in this world cup competition? He should be above 40 I guess. Don't understand the content of this news though

No sir. He is there as a Fifa Legend

FIFA Legends are those who did very well during their active playing period and have now retired from playing in competitive sports but who are still featured in other capacities in order to boost the game spirit.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Use Horsewhip To Beat Man Viciously (VIDEO) by jamael(m): 7:34am On Jun 14, 2018
SUNDICOS:
no be that man wey dey Bleep person wife be this?

Na him oh. The journalist man.
Crime / Re: Policemen Use Horsewhip To Beat Man Viciously (VIDEO) by jamael(m): 9:13pm On Jun 13, 2018
Foolish transmission police men.

Always forming boss for harmless civilians.

When they see criminals, they'll rather use mud to camouflage their uniform than face them.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing In Osun, Stripped Unclad And Beaten (Photos) by jamael(m): 7:30pm On Jun 13, 2018
Bad!

But I've always wonder why criminals are stripped of their clothings whenever they are caught in Africa.

Do we gain joy by exposing someone's nudity?
Or is it a way of checking if there are charms on them?


Strong abs by the way cool
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Two Plus-Sized Lovers by jamael(m): 6:24pm On Jun 12, 2018
praizblog:
Give this plus size couple any caption of your choice.

A picture speaks more than a thousand words.

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday To A Proud Nairalander.... Beautiful Photos!!! by jamael(m): 1:48pm On Jun 12, 2018
1stolax:
sista

goan marry

u don age grin grin grin

Factfinder1:
Big body isn't really maturity... Attention seeking cunt disorder

yeyerolling:
just say u dey find husband grin

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Celebrities / Re: Doris Akonanya: “I Wasn’t Born This Way” – Amputee Nollywood Actress by jamael(m): 1:41pm On Jun 12, 2018
Wonderful. Real strong woman.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Photoshops Himself Into Nude Photo Of Beyonce & Jay Z by jamael(m): 1:23pm On Jun 12, 2018
With photo shop, all your fantasies become reality.

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