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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by jamael(m): 9:39pm On May 26, 2018
For all those people who have been shouting since, don't come and give any flimsy excuse here oh.

Any like for Real Madrid ?

Yeah guys, keep the likes coming.

Some Barca fans will definitely miss Sunday service because of chest pains come tomorrow.

No run oh.

We have the pain reliever. grin




Modified: Guys, I'm really humbled by your favourable disposition towards my post. Thanks a million. Sleep well tonight

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by jamael(m): 9:28pm On May 26, 2018
Bale again.

I take God beg you. Hold that Barca fan before he has a heart attack.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by jamael(m): 9:08pm On May 26, 2018
Gareth Bale

What Cristiano can do, Gareth can do also.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by jamael(m): 8:56pm On May 26, 2018
Benzema

Please hold down any Barca fan near you oh.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Cutest Nigerian Celebrities And Their Families by jamael(m): 1:52pm On May 25, 2018
Beautiful pictures.

What of our wonderful, international, celebrity-president and his family?

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Celebrities / Re: Rechael Okonkwo Realeses 31st Pre-birthday Photos by jamael(m): 12:32pm On May 25, 2018
Na wa oh.

So there is something called pre-birthday picture

But every picture taken before your birthday is actually a pre-birthday picture.

Na wa for these bloggers oh.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Tops 2018 ESPN World Fame 100 [Top 10] by jamael(m): 11:05am On May 25, 2018
[]Ok

Cristiano dos Santos Aviero Ronaldo alias Otonto C

With all the bad mouth this guy has been receiving since he started playing, he's still banging in the goals and causing sleepless nights for opponents.

Come Saturday night, all those Barca fans masquerading as Liverpool fans will most likely lose their sleep, walk alone and complain of imaginary headaches and chest pains.

grin grin grin grin

Y na da mas Hala Madrid

[s]
author=oshe11 post=67865353]Just like He(Messi) is behind him in laliga topscores' list and as he is behind him in laliga trophy
[/s]

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Religion / Re: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by jamael(m): 7:19pm On May 04, 2018
OK. This has been put very well.

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Players Celebrating After Qualifying For Final Of Champions League by jamael(m): 10:30am On May 03, 2018
OK. Madrid to win. Liverpool's defences lapses will be brutally exposed by Madrid.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Presidency's 'Insensitivity' To Offa Bank Robbery by jamael(m): 3:34pm On Apr 07, 2018
BAD

Not a word of condolence from President Buhari. He even traveled to Katsina. Imagine what this does to the morale of the Police? They are not paid well and their Commander-in-Chief does not give a damn when they are killed

What Buhari and most APC leaders choose to ignore is that in leadership, what matters is not merely what you think you did. What you fail to do as and at when due has even more weight.

That's why Presidents of other countries try as much as possible to identify with their citizenry by being physically present, supporting with resources and condemning vices in times of war, disasters and accident. That alone is enough morale booster for the Populace


Anyway, this is Nigeria and not France and the President is Buhari not Emmanuel Macron so what do you expect?

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Pets / Re: Dog Sentenced To Death In Germany For Killing His Owner And Son by jamael(m): 11:52am On Apr 07, 2018
So sad!

Dogs are one of the most wonderful and loyal animals ever domesticated.


Dogs are also still carnivorous animals.


RIP to those who lost their lives.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi: "Lolu Is A Dead Man Walking" by jamael(m): 11:52am On Apr 07, 2018
I have nothing to say.
Politics / Re: PDP Condemns Torching Of Party’s Flags By Omisore’s Supporters by jamael(m): 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2018
Mtchew!!

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Crime / Re: Photos Of 23 Human Trafficking Victims Rescued In Benue While Being Transported by jamael(m): 3:58pm On Apr 06, 2018
Too bad!

What humans do to their fellow humans just because of money.

In your quest for money, never make it a master. If you do, you'll end up doing just anything for it.

Lord have mercy.

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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Peter Nielsen, Alizee's Danish Husband, For Murder by jamael(m): 3:46pm On Apr 06, 2018
Nicklaus619:


Thunder fall on you there U just rush come here to type *ok* in this sad thread undecided ?

So sorry sir. Didn't mean to offend you.

You may go back and inspect the modified post sir.

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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Peter Nielsen, Alizee's Danish Husband, For Murder by jamael(m): 3:36pm On Apr 06, 2018
The police are not serious!

The only time I'll believe them is when I see pictures of the man in his dirty boxers, sitting on the ground having his hands and legs chained together.

If crime doesn't discriminated, justice shouldn't.




But I trust Naija sha, the D.P.O will think that this white murderer has blue blood running in his veins.


Pictures or I don't believe it!!

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Celebrities / Re: Isabella Idibia: Annie And 2face Idibia’s First Daughter Is So Grown! (photos) by jamael(m): 3:19pm On Apr 06, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Is she the girl on white in the second picture?

Wait,

No, she isn't oh!

You mean the girl-lady standing at the right hand side of Annie Idibia and at my left view is actually NINE (9) years old?

It's seems these children of now-a-days take some genetically-modified-agric fowl-like food.


Just as you can't judge a book by its cover, you can't also tell someone's age by their physical appearance.



It is well!

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Agriculture / Re: Female Agriculture N-power Beneficiary Shares Pictures Of Her Products by jamael(m): 1:42pm On Apr 06, 2018
ERORR404:
Are those dogs the products or what,me ayam not understanding?

Even me oh!

Is she a tractor driver?

Or a crop farmer?

Or a dog breeder?

How did npower shape her life? What are the potentials she realized?



Me trying to reason these things out

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Politics / Re: Facebook Data Scandal: The Malicious Role Of Social Media In Today's Politics by jamael(m): 1:22pm On Apr 03, 2018
Very Long read.

In summary, the role of social media in today's political process can't be overemphasized and its abuse should be curtailed by constituted authorities so that it will not be used to undermine democracy.

Hard facts but very true. Most people don't have the ability to emotionally detach themselves when they are online. You can easily find out someone's bias towards religion, ethnicity, politics etc merely by what they post even on NL which is a faceless forum. How much more on Facebook and other social sites where one's life history and family details are kept open for the world to see.

Until we learn to think geometrically, billions of people will continually be scammed, molested, negatively influenced and taken for a ride and there's little the constituted authorities will do about it (even in advanced countries let alone Nigeria).

Learn to detach emotions from your posts especially on public forums.

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Religion / Re: "Prophet Onovwiona Emmanuel Is Sleeping With My Wife" - Smart Ojeski by jamael(m): 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2018
asuustrike2009:

It is very easy for you to say until you meet tougher challenges. Why do think we have atheism increasing on daily basis if not unanswered prayers. Do you how many persons have being forced out of the faith because of challenge of life?. Inasmuch the pastor and lady is at fault as alleged by op, there are times when we need the prophet of God for directions. They are not there for decoration as God as placed them to help humanity. The Bible warn us to beware hence we are to be vigilant.

Very true sir. But what I'm saying is that when people run after it at all cost, that's what causes the problem. When we allow Pastors take advantage of our ignorance, we fall prey to men like these. As a Christian, we should know that God is interested in our total welfare and has made provisions for us through Jesus and the healing can't go against the Bible.

When we become desperate, we begin to hear case like Women committing adultery, pastors extorting members etc.

Do you now understand my point sir?
Celebrities / Re: Bambam’s Eviction Shows How Satan Deceives People – Reno Omokri by jamael(m): 11:18pm On Apr 02, 2018
Ok. I'll comment tomorrow
Religion / Re: "Prophet Onovwiona Emmanuel Is Sleeping With My Wife" - Smart Ojeski by jamael(m): 3:55pm On Apr 02, 2018
This are the kind of things that happens when Christians leave the duty of getting close to God through His word to their pastors, priests and prophets.

The Bible says in Mark 16:17 "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues"

When 'believers' begin to run after signs and miracles at all cost, expect them to be taken advantaged of by the devil.

Read your Bible lest you fall prey to all these wolves in sheep clothing who have charisma with no character, gifts with no grace and power without purity.

Lord have mercy!

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Slams Kiss Daniel Over Fake LV Shirt: "This Is A Crime" by jamael(m): 8:58am On Mar 28, 2018
Is it stated anywhere in the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that it is a crime to wear 'fake' clothes?

Freeze!!!

Anyway, who am I to stop him from pushing his relevance. His followers need something like this to know that their 'daddy' is still in vogue.

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Religion / Re: Adeboye: "Pastor Who Anoints Women On Their Breasts Is Not A Man Of God' by jamael(m): 2:15pm On Mar 18, 2018
Yeah.

When Elisha wanted to raise the dead boy back to life, he fell on him. All body parts to the corresponding ones.

But When Peter prayed for Dorcas, he didn't lie on her. He simply prayed for her.

God that wants to use his servants to deliver others also wants them to abstain from all forms of uncleaness of which touching a woman's private or sensitive organ is inclusive. No matter how anointed you are, your flesh can never be born-again.

Nice one sir.

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Sports / Re: No One Will Be Compared To Me – Cristiano Ronaldo by jamael(m): 1:31pm On Mar 18, 2018
internationalman:
if your definition of football is just about putting the ball in the back of the net, then this guy is just as good as Messi if not better self.

if you have other definition of football please keep it to yourself.. I don't want to spawn argument this Sunday afternoon.

deebrain:
Messi is no doubt better than Mr Ronaldo.

For one, Messi talks with so much humility and respect when chatting about his skills as it relates with others.

chijindu34:
How can Messi be compared to you
He's much better than you

How Barcafans view Ronaldo.

Abeg lalasticala or Mynd44 do the needful.

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Sports / Re: No One Will Be Compared To Me – Cristiano Ronaldo by jamael(m): 1:14pm On Mar 18, 2018
All these anti-Ronaldo and Barca fans and these guys who report half-news looking. Nawa for una tongue

At least, quote the full thing that the young man said.

Any way, see the full gist.

"In the beginning, I was dreaming to be best player in the world. Friends of mine [would] look at me like: 'What are you talking about?' I played for fun, for a joke, but in my mind that potential started in Manchester, that's when I started to believe

"I don't see many people with my talent, dedication, my work, my ethic, my football. No one is going to be compared with me; no one is going to be Cristiano Ronaldo. You're going to be yourself, I'm going to be myself."

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/cristiano-ronaldo-compared-real-madrid-lionel-messi/1pl0nhxugppo1i9gxnzcatz6a

In simple words, what he's saying is that every player should be himself.

Messi, DeBruyne, Salah and even Neymar all have their separate style of play, dedication, ethics and football which is different from Ronaldo's but spectacular on their own.

Which is simply the truth. The more you try to be someone else, the more you lose your own essence.

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Religion / Re: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by jamael(m): 5:37pm On Mar 17, 2018
Tonymario58:

Are you a paid e-rat?

No you are

Religion / Re: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by jamael(m): 5:02pm On Mar 17, 2018
stephleena:
[s]oh conji is a bastard,look at how he's smiling..so happy,he had the courage to resign and speak out,instead masturbating the hell out of himself.[/s]


BankeSmalls:
But he swore to celibacy before?

This is a mortal sin.

Did he swear to you? You forget that when the Bible says it is better to marry than to burn, it was meant for issues like this. Don't come and put somebody into unnecessary bondage that God did not place.

double0seven:
Resigned just August, and between August and February, he has been able to woo such a beautiful lady, get engaged to her and then marriage.

Interesting

When the news came that a lady married a man 3 weeks after meeting him, what did you say?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Unfollow Themselves On Instagram by jamael(m): 5:02pm On Mar 17, 2018
Is this really news worthy?

That two people follow and un-follow themselves is none of our business.

But I trust Naija sha, you will now see online relationship experts postulating "theories" and giving deadlines. Some will even start putting the blame on Ethnic differences.




Anyway, what do I know?

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Religion / Re: Pastors Are All Scammers {yahoomen} by jamael(m): 11:19am On Mar 17, 2018
[s]
HedrixxxAb:
Jesus Fed 5000 People But Nowadays 5000 People Feed The Pastor.
@BabaAdeboye Come And Defend This
[/s]

When you have something that is intelligent enough for discussion or debate, we'll talk.

Right now, it seems you merely want to trend.

Politics / Re: Students Hold Prayer In Yobe For Safe Return Of Abducted Dapchi Girls(pics) by jamael(m): 8:59pm On Mar 16, 2018
Okay.

May all those who hoped to benefit from the kidnapping of those girls, those who know what's up and refuse to speak out all suffer a fate worse than death.

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Phones / Re: Mobile Phone: Things You Must Remember Always by jamael(m): 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2018
Also, don't flaunt your "costly" phones especially in unfamiliar places. If possible, carry the less expensive ones.

It will save you unnecessary attention.

Before some group of rough-looking boys will be like

Bros, make I check whether that your iPhone 6 they use Android OS.

Just kukuma kiss your phone goodbye.

You'll be like

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