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Crime / Re: Mother Of Two Beaten To Death By Landlady And Daughter In Lagos (photo) by jamael(m): 11:35am On Feb 15, 2019
Too bad! Way too bad!!

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Politics / Re: Cross River APC Crisis: Enoh, Usani’s Supporters Clash After Court Judgement by jamael(m): 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2019
Few hours after the Federal High Court, sitting in Calabar, delivered its judgment sacking Sen John Owan Enoh as governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress in Cross River state, supporters of both John Owan Enoh and Usani Usani were involved in bloody clashes
May God bring confusion to your enemies like he's doing to APC!
May they rise up and destroy themselves.

Can I get an Amen?
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Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Threatening To Go Join Her Twin In Heaven by jamael(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2019
Sucide!!! Heaven
How the Angels will look at her.

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Politics / Re: Campaign: Atiku Abubakar Rocks Delta State, Mobbed In Asaba (videos, Photos) by jamael(m): 5:32pm On Jan 31, 2019
Great

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Politics / Re: APC Has Majority In Senate –punch Investigation by jamael(m): 6:51am On Jan 28, 2019
Nigerian Senate?

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Politics / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze Endorses Chima Anyaso (Photos) by jamael(m): 11:11am On Dec 19, 2018
Money suppose don change hands. No be Naija we dey again?

Romance / Re: Man Dies In Hotel During Sex Competition After Seventh Round by jamael(m): 11:06am On Dec 19, 2018
It was gathered that the late Davy had argued with Loveth on who among the duo can last longer during a sex romp.
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Romance / Re: Man Holds His Lady’s Backside In Cute Pre-Wedding Photos by jamael(m): 11:01am On Dec 19, 2018
PurplePatch:
If he could grab her backside like this in the open, imagine what he must have done behind closed doors. Most weddings today are just an anniversary by definition.

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Crime / Re: Lady Disgraces A Man Who Sexually Harassed Her At Famous Motors, Festac Lagos by jamael(m): 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2018
delishpot:
99% of Nigerian men are rapists and pedophiles. 80% are ritualists. Ladies take note.
Good people like me are scarce to find in that hell hole called Nigeria
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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Cries Out After The 3rd Python Was Killed In Her Neighbourhood by jamael(m): 7:07am On Nov 11, 2018
IamD18:
Look at how she's scared and posting on social media for us to see.

But if it was a man's diiick longer than that python, her pussay will comfortable swallow it without any stress.
Bad man

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Omotola Ekundayo, Bullied Nigerian Model Embraces Her Insecurity (photos) by jamael(m): 7:23pm On Nov 06, 2018
Immaculatesnow:
grin she is way hotter than that ugly scare crow called Simi

I will buy your Nigerian AdSense account
You again?
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Nice gapped tooth by the way.

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Politics / Re: What Is Minimum Wage? - Nigerians Answer by jamael(m): 1:17pm On Nov 06, 2018
tobidipity:
Minimum wage is that fisi you ask your garri seller to put after selling your one cup for you
iSpread:
When you go to buy suya and mallam give you taste to taste, that taste is called minimum wage.
So funny.
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Romance / Re: "So Funny How Girls Do Bleaching, Chest And Butt Enlargement For Pot Belly Guys" by jamael(m): 8:59am On Oct 06, 2018
MhizzAJ:
is it his business
Preshy561:
Mtcheeew
chivera018:
he looks like a matured pig.
See them oh.
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Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Goes Braless At The 'Merry Men' Premiere by jamael(m): 5:03pm On Sep 28, 2018
Airforce01:
She looks like something I want to eat for dinner
You want to eat this one for dinner?

How about your baby mama?

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Religion / Re: Once Saved Always Saved Vs. Obedient Salvation Formerly Known as Works Salvation by jamael(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
So you say one can lose his salvation. That means he was never saved in the first place.


John 10:27-29

My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

Did you read the above passage? Jesus said his sheep will never perish, neither will any man pluck them out of his hands. The Father has given them to him and his father's hands are strong; no man can pluck them out of His hands.

Yet you say one can lose his salvation. You even say what Christians have is conditional security. That is to say Jesus is not sufficient for us. We are just living under maybe.

When we say works is not what get you saved, what we mean is that trusting on your righteousness and good deeds to save you from eternal damnation is wrong. Your righteousness is like filthy rags before God. We aren't saying you shouldn't strive to be righteous, which gives you reward in heaven. But relying on that to get you to heaven is the same as trying to save yourself. Jesus did it all, that's why he said it is finished. You have no part to play in your salvation other than just believe.

Ephesians 2:8-9 (KJV)
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boas

It seems you don't understand the point of conditional security. Let me show you some instances.
Acts 27:22-25. "For there stood by me this night the angel of God, whose I am, and whom I serve,
Saying, Fear not, Paul; thou must be brought before Caesar: and, lo, God hath given thee all them that sail with thee.
Wherefore, sirs, be of good cheer: for I believe God, that it shall be even as it was told me.


From this passage, we can clearly conclude, that those men would be saved despite the raging wind. Eternal security means that by no means possible, will they be destroyed by the wind.

But the Bible disagrees. See what it says here.
Acts 27:31. "Paul said to the centurion and to the soldiers, Except these abide in the ship, ye cannot be saved. "

Does this mean that God lied to Paul, No. It is simply a pointer that God's promises are conditional. It doesn't mean they were not promised or saved initially.

Another instance is in Genesis 19:15-26.
God had promised Abraham to save Lot. The angels came, gave them the warning, dragged them out, told them to escape to the mountains and not to look back.

Genesis 19:26 "But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt". What happened here? Were they not promised? We're they not saved? They were. But it was on the condition of not looking back.

Finally, In John15:4-6
Abide in me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me.
I am the vine, ye are the branches :He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.
If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.


That, my friend, is Jesus statement on Conditional security. The condition, therefore is to abide.

May God give you understanding. Amen
Religion / Re: Once Saved Always Saved Vs. Obedient Salvation Formerly Known as Works Salvation by jamael(m): 7:35am On Aug 26, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
@OP No one is mocking you for being obedient. OSAS people are also obedient, so don't make it it seem like its something exclusive to you alone.
.Why you are being mocked is because you depend on your obedience to save you instead of Jesus. You believe you can play a huge part in your salvation by depending on your works of obedience. The criteria to being saved as seen I. John 3:16 and many other verses is simply by believing in Jesus Christ. Nowhere is it stated that you have to add works to have eternal life.

SMH.
Jesus told his disciples who were with him to watch and pray. He also told them to take heed unto themselves. He saved them, was with them, prayed for them and they believed in him. Yet, he still saw, and sees, the need to tell them to watch.

The act of watching and taking heed is what you guys call works.

When in Revelations, the Bible speaks of rewards for the overcomers, it means they have a role to play. Confidence in God and his word on one hand, putting that faith to work on the other hand.

When we face temptations, Jesus gives us the grace we need, but he watches us use it.

Even Jesus warned his own disciples of the danger and peril of losing their salvation. Paul, James, John, Jude and Peter all stress that repeatedly.

What believers have is "conditional security". Check out the presence of the word "if" in the New Testament and get wise.

And by the way, the criteria is not just believe. It is actually REPENTANCE AND FAITH. Not just faith. Because, the Bible clearly states, that the Devil also BELIEVES and trembles
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Religion / Re: The Challenge To The God Of Abraham, Isaac, And Jacob. by jamael(m): 7:20am On Aug 26, 2018
You want to challenge God by sitting in your room, lying on your bed and typing on Nairaland for the most High to make rain fall at the same time across the six geopolitical zone ?

You are one funny child.
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Celebrities / Re: Onyii Alexx Steps Out In Cleveage-Baring Outfit To An Event (Photos) by jamael(m): 5:38pm On Aug 25, 2018
Still in the spirit of Sallah.

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NYSC / Re: All NYSC 2018 Batch B Stream II Should Check Dashboard And Fix This - Urgent! by jamael(m): 2:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Seen anyone yet?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Gives Ubi Franklin N50k At The Airport by jamael(m): 5:18pm On Aug 16, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin
See as men dey fire prayers up and down for their own portion of the 50K.

Na this one funny me pass:

Jimmy Ekaette: As she appreciate your effort, may the doors of heaven never close against her and may experience unlimited Favour in Jesus name .F. c. m. b
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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Twerks In A Swimming Pool Rocking Bikini by jamael(m): 1:18pm On Aug 16, 2018
OP. Next time, put "graphic" to these kinds of posts. My eyes is paining me.

Abeg carry all these kind rubbish commot from my side.

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Afaglo: How I Put My Husband To Sleep When He Wants To Make Love To Me by jamael(m): 10:28pm On Aug 15, 2018
According to the pretty Beverly who has starred in Ghanaian movies such as Single Six, alongside Yvonne Okoro, Mzbel, to name a few, when she is not in the mood for love making, she will talk her husband to sleep.
She said: “There are times you have a nicer way of sleeping off. You can cuddle, you can kiss and you can have a long chat and before you know it both of you are gone and that long chat brings closeness.

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Crime / Re: Bribe-seeking Policeman Forced To Sit On The Ground After Being Arrested. Photo by jamael(m): 10:17pm On Aug 15, 2018
The officers were baited with the N120,000 bribe and they fell.

Officers wey dey fall for #50 na 120K dem go leave?

Inspector Tom Edet. Anything for the boys?

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Politics / Re: How Overhauling Of SARS Will Benefit Nigerians by jamael(m): 3:03pm On Aug 15, 2018
Employment

One of the ways Overhauling of SARS will benefit Nigerians is that it will create more employment opportunities. Ordinarily, there are several Nigerians out there that are doing legit hustling online. But most times, they are disturbed by SARS and some of them even lost interest in the whole internet thing.

No sir. The presence or absence of SARS will in no way create any employment opportunity.

#2. More Business Opportunities

Mini importers can now do their importation and delivery without stress or challenge. They will make more profit without incurring unnecessary cost trying to pay SARS officials.
Not true again.

#3. Free Movement

This is the aspect that makes sense the most. You can now freely cruise your car around the city without being embarrassed by SARs.

#4. Absence of Fear

Guys will no longer be scared of going outside their houses. As a matter of fact, you can now move freely without your phones without anybody trying to open it and search what is inside.

#5. Fashion

Yeah, the fashion lovers will also benefit from this overhauling. You can now dress the way you like decently without you being harassed by the so-called SARS officials.

All not true.

Do you really believe all these things you wrote?

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Travel / Re: Fully Loaded Bus Catches Fire On Third Mainland Bridge (Photos) by jamael(m): 12:31pm On Aug 15, 2018
There was panic on the Third Mainland Bridge in Lagos this morning as a commercial bus caught fire while on motion. But fortunately no life was lost in the incident

Glory to God

No show for those running to see graphic pictures.

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Politics / Re: Obituary: Senator Cyrus Nunieh Is Dead by jamael(m): 11:50am On Aug 15, 2018
Maxymilliano:
Died almost a year after remarrying at the age of 87, hope there wont't be any claim to his properties ...

This is the kinda set up you need fictional character like Maddux, Head of the Claims Department of National Fidelity Insurance Company in James Hardley Chase series .

You are good. In fact, I can send you the four other Chase novels if you need.

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Health / Re: Five Aerobic Exercises Pregnant Ladies Can Do by jamael(m): 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2018
Very good.

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Celebrities / Re: Jada P: I Am Not Just Wizkid’s Baby Mama, I’m Also His Manager by jamael(m): 2:15pm On Aug 14, 2018
“Thanks for you’re kind words! I’m NOT just a baby mama supporting her baby daddy. I’m a manager working extremely HARD to elevate and push a global movement that means a lot to us all.
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Politics / Re: Saraki Says NASS Invasion By DSS Show Of Shame(read Full Speech) by jamael(m): 2:48pm On Aug 08, 2018
Iamgrey5:
Saraki the maradona

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner they always say
[s]
1) Mr senate president refused to answer questions on why All those PDP members where present at the senate floor as early ad 6am in the morning during their supposed recess, but rather he claimed that there was a plan to impeach him for months now, ironically Mr Saraki forgot that he was still being lobbied to stay with APC just under three weeks ago.

2) Mr Saraki failed to answer any questions regarding how the current defection saga is having a negative impact on nation's political spectrum and heating up the polity in the nation, he even failed to comment on the impending departure of Apkabio from PDP to APC and appeared to be stammering when quizzed by reporters, but rather claimed that the APC government alone were responsible for every bad thing going in the country at the moment.

3) Saraki Failed to tell us how the members of PDP overpowered the DSS operatives and gained entrance into the senate floor

4) He forgot to mention something similar happened under Jonathan's Administration, a PDP government.


He made it seem like PDP members are saints, while blaming the APC government for everyone of the current crises in Nigeria.


in summary, he gave a partisan speech and a partisan press conference. [/s]

Hope you are not pained.
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Religion / Re: Man Reveals Why He Hates Reading The Bible, Nigerians React by jamael(m): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2018
Sad!

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Politics / Re: Matthew B. Seiyefa Appointed As DSS Acting DG by jamael(m): 7:51pm On Aug 07, 2018
Congratulations to the man.


And for all those who claim to have been suspecting the former DSS boss of compliance with the Senate President and couldn't say anything till today, who commended the undemocratic detentions and arrests when he was in charge and are now speaking as people with insight, this prayer is in line with your actions.

Whenever you get relieved of your duties, may you be called a mole in your organization.

May you also be the scape goat for any miscalculations by your superiors.

May all your blind obedience to bad orders by your superiors be used as a basis for your removal.

May your benefactor be absent when you will be sacked.


If you can't say AMEN, then hide your face in shame.

The poor pawn got drunk with power and when he became an excess, he was used as a fall guy. Too bad.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo And IGP Idris In Closed-Door Meeting by jamael(m): 2:18pm On Aug 07, 2018
Let the outcome of the meeting favour the populace.

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