₦airaland Forum

timilehin007:
l was sitting for "Use of English" in a
professional Exam last week . I shaded
the ones i knew, and was waiting for
manna to fall from Heaven when i
noticed an older lady sitting beside me. She
was shading and was not looking up. I
assumed she must be an English teacher
impersonating a candidate that must have
paid her handsomely.
Through the help of my long neck, i
peeped and checked her work, she was
in number 65, i was still in number 21
and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started
shading along with her. We got to
number 98 together, suddenly, she
looked up....guess who this lady
was,PATIENCE JONATHAN! She caught
me copying her and shouted in a low
tone; "What are it"?
"Why is you dey copying me"? "Copys!
copys"! "Cat copys Cats" "You is not
shaming"! "As big as you dey"! "You is
a dull boys"! "You are a disgrace to
your birthday". "I go reporter you to
cheachear" "I will make sure education
ministress comot ur surname inside his
list" "See u mumu
Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!!
heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished ooh, ooh, who has eraser
eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't laugh alone.send to others

Jakpon:
What is wrong with all these Yoruba people? Why are you jealous of we the Igbos? Is it by force to stay in the same country with you?

Leave us alone, we are going back to Biafra. B1AFRA FOR LIFE. B1AFRA IS A COUNTRY WORTHY OF MY PATROTISM

Horus:
السفير في نيجيريا إلى الولايات المتحدة، أديفويي زين اقترح مؤخرا أن الولايات المتحدة رفضت عن طيب خاطر لمساعدة نيجيريا مع التكنولوجيا لمكافحة بوكو حرام. أديفويي صرح لأعضاء مجلس العلاقات الخارجية يوم الاثنين أن "القيادة النيجيرية.. ليست راضية عن نطاق وطبيعة ومضمون لدعم الولايات المتحدة بالنسبة لنا في كفاحنا ضد الإرهابيين،". وأضاف كذلك أنه "نجد أنه من الصعب أن نفهم لماذا وكيف وعلى الرغم من وجود الولايات المتحدة في نيجيريا مع تلك التكنولوجيا العسكرية المتطورة ينبغي توسيع بوكو حرام وأن تصبح أكثر فتكاً،" منذ بدء حركة التمرد بوكو حرام، وأنا شخصيا أدرك، من خلال مصادر عسكرية ودبلوماسية موثوق بها أن الولايات المتحدة قد لجأت دائماً إلى نيجيريا قائمة من تلك كانوا يشتبهون في أن يكون مقدمو بوكو حرام. فورا بعد "تفجيرات دار الأمم المتحدة" في أبوجا في أغسطس ، استفادت الولايات المتحدة، خوفاً من حاسة اللمس الهائل للعمليات، في نيجيريا

frodobee:
Better watch ur back. Are you saying Seun is corrupt?

DJDOLA:
Pls NL I can't go back 2 LUTH again there service is 2 poor...my uncle said he new one private hospital at ogun state that can cure me..he said if they can not do it they will not admit me...so we both conclude that we will try there tomorow morin....so pls NL don't give up on me pls

Madam cracta have been trying 2 call u but it not goin tru

Sweetlemon:
wait ooooooo Seun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

janja.weed has been censored and replaced with "supporter of APC?"

oh my God! How much were you paid for this

OnyeEgo1: God i can't believe christians still think like dis... It is obvious op, u don't read ur bible... By the way are u trying to say eternity is by works?... Go and read ur bible

2cor 5:17-22

lack of knowledge is one of the problems in the body of christ becos d believer av often time been told half truth and are so lazy and gullible to read there bible...

A believer? Goto hell? Haba! Then if it is so mr OP u are the next to goto hell cos u must av broken one of dose rules YOU av set for urself and not d believers the bible describe as free from all Laws...

One of dose reasons i dislike religion section in NL

debbleopto: You have limited in understanding to some extent. In deeper life, if they have gifts, they don't put the title on their head. As far as 1985 he is a prophet but he won't put the title on the head. ( He himself said he is not like other ministers that put the titles on their heads. As of 1991 he even said he is apostle having all the gifts of the Spirit, but as usual won't use the title but use the gifts) that year when he prayed for Solomon Lar in prison to recover from his sickness. As he was going out, the Spirit of God gave him prophecy to tell Solomon Large that the government will release him from political prison. So he went back and told lar. IF Your minister said your life will be better than last year and it came to past, that is prophecy.