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Mynd_44: *Hisses*

temmy.m3:
Am sure this was written by an oyinbo man cos some things are different when it comes to naija girls esp. the loki ones

In my country Naija,
When she walks from you mad and u follow her, na word u wan hear, Na public disgrace go end the matter for both of u.

U cant kiss her when she starts cursing at u my broda, oyinbo's curses are light and flexible, but Naija curses are thunder in the making, u wont even have the chance to say I love you when she pours acient curses Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa language.

When she pulls away, pull her back... Get ready for a hot slap my guy

Grab her and dont let go when she hits or pushes u.. Hmmmm, igbo kwenu, if thick igbo girl pushes u, then u should quickly find somethin nearby to hold on to before u fall yakata for ground
Offend Lasgidi downtown girl and she hits u with let say, a bottle on your head.. U dont wanna imagine whats gonna happen

When she's scared, protect her... Depends on what got her scared of o. This is Naija, not Holywood movie, where she is scared of one of her teddybears.


When you break her heart [ the pain NEVER really goes away .. That is if u hav even got the chance to break her heart first!

When she ignores you.... SEND HER RECHARGE CARDS or renew her BBS

When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it & sleep with it for a night] ... I trust my fellow NL guys, If your GF steals your face cap, na here u go rush come to create the topic ''MY GF STOLE MY CAP What should i do"

When she says its over [ she STILL wants you to be hers ] ... **Coughing** I ll be right back

temmy.m3:
Am sure this was written by an oyinbo man cos some things are different when it comes to naija girls esp. the loki ones

In my country Naija,
When she walks from you mad and u follow her, na word u wan hear, Na public disgrace go end the matter for both of u.

U cant kiss her when she starts cursing at u my broda, oyinbo's curses are light and flexible, but Naija curses are thunder in the making, u wont even have the chance to say I love you when she pours acient curses Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa language.

When she pulls away, pull her back... Get ready for a hot slap my guy

Grab her and dont let go when she hits or pushes u.. Hmmmm, igbo kwenu, if thick igbo girl pushes u, then u should quickly find somethin nearby to hold on to before u fall yakata for ground
Offend Lasgidi downtown girl and she hits u with let say, a bottle on your head.. U dont wanna imagine whats gonna happen

When she's scared, protect her... Depends on what got her scared of o. This is Naija, not Holywood movie, where she is scared of one of her teddybears.


When you break her heart [ the pain NEVER really goes away .. That is if u hav even got the chance to break her heart first!

When she ignores you.... SEND HER RECHARGE CARDS or renew her BBS

When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it & sleep with it for a night] ... I trust my fellow NL guys, If your GF steals your face cap, na here u go rush come to create the topic ''MY GF STOLE MY CAP What should i do"

When she says its over [ she STILL wants you to be hers ] ... **Coughing** I ll be right back

Mrs.Chima:
(throwing flowers, a bra, and a blackberry in the grave) RIP and be with God.

Call me and let me know if you see where Van Vickers at from Heaven.

Sijo01: I bam wella, tnx to baba G!
Hw u dey enjoy ur house arrest na?
Mak u sofri shark o, so dat u go kno road enter house.

OPEYEMI AD: so because i ask u 4 money for d old debt na him cos dat gramer

Sijo01: Barman, give dis babe 1bottle of big pepsi, mak she tak colli temper.

Idowuogbo: I don't drink!

9-zeros:
both of u 'll make a great couple.

freecocoa: ,you of all people should know that was all talk abeg o,many things NL stays on NL.

freecocoa: That this love thing on here is taken seriously and goes beyond these walls. No?

Idowuogbo: It don dey tey wey u taste dat tin abi?

acidtalk: You sure say this one no be fake too? Because the last one wey you give me if to say those aboki wey I go change am from know me well well, na kill dem for kill me.

Check am well oh!

acidtalk: Come back here. Ole!
Na so you say you wan piss that last time, you jump fence run away. Piss for your seat. If you insist say na toilet you wan use, make you kuku drop this your chink phone.

Dimples 316: @ Sexkillz

I must say that I was shocked to see you listed as a MOD, am sure you remember me from another thread where I named you as one of the culprits who has made this section unappealing and a huge turn off.

One way to transform this section would be for you to lead by example that means that;

1. You clean up your language, no more vulgarity and insults directed at people whose posts/opinions you do not agree with.

2. Show more tolerance and respect for others,by making your point without bashing.

3. And no bias as a MOD, strive to treat users the same way, don't favour some over others

That would be a start and I hope you've got the stomach for criticism without getting combative because you'll be getting a lot of that.

Sijo01: Hw ur day waka na @james?

freecocoa: You can't possibly mean that.

Mrs.Chima:
You and Sexkillz can kiss my [size=44pt]WHOLE ENTIRE ARSE. [/size]

Sijo01: nt wrk ws nt co-operatn. ws actuali ringin because of d situatn of tins. mak u dey careful o abeg.

bck to gist, i go manage malt, oya barman, i dey wait o

Sijo01:


help me beg bar man mak him giv me fanta, since em nor gree giv me coffee.

hw ur crib na, hope no lele?

Sijo01: No yawa. but bfor i go sip d mixtur, alomo dey shark?

Mrs.Chima:
Sexkillz.......Cindy..........James
Leave me alone......I am throwin Chima's fave Chelsea shit out the door.
Let me vex ooo

iyatrustee: hey freecocoa! comment jare

freecocoa: Seriously?